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Saltire
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.12.24 11:18:00 -
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sing to the tune of 'rudolf the red nose reindeer'
Tyrrax the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny 'poc and every time he flew it he felt a bit like Mr Spok.
Then one foggy December day he brought it out to fight, he lost it in the tournament and cried himself to sleep that night!
Tyrrax the red nose reindeer, Dear leader of IAC, give it another 2 weeks, your alliance will be History!
Lyrrics copyright Saltire of ENIGMA
if you have similar jokes/songs please post em here 
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CaptainSeafort
Gallente
Through the Looking Glass
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Posted - 2006.12.24 11:26:00 -
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stop reposting =/
ibtl - first time ive ever said that xD
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |
Benefactor
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Posted - 2006.12.24 11:26:00 -
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In 2006, war is beginning.
Cyvok: What happen!
ACSN 1: Somebody set up us the sploit.
ACSN 2: We get signal.
Cyvok: What!
ACSN 1: Convo channel turn on.
Cyvok: It's you!
BoB: How are you gentlemen! All your K/D ratio are belong to us. You are on the way to gankage.
Cyvok: What you say!
BoB: You have no chance to logoff make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
ACSN: Captain!
Cyvok: Take off every "account!" You know what you doing. Cancel "account." For great justice.
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sdthujfg
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Posted - 2006.12.24 11:38:00 -
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 Originally by: Benefactor
In 2006, war is beginning.
Cyvok: What happen!
ACSN 1: Somebody set up us the sploit.
ACSN 2: We get signal.
Cyvok: What!
ACSN 1: Convo channel turn on.
Cyvok: It's you!
BoB: How are you gentlemen! All your K/D ratio are belong to us. You are on the way to gankage.
Cyvok: What you say!
BoB: You have no chance to logoff make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
ACSN: Captain!
Cyvok: Take off every "account!" You know what you doing. Cancel "account." For great justice.
Thats actually funny. 
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Saltire
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.12.24 11:41:00 -
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Edited by: Saltire on 24/12/2006 11:41:43
Originally by: CaptainSeafort
stop reposting =/
ibtl - first time ive ever said that xD
i had to, ISD binned my 1st thread as it looked like a xmas greeting
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kanakuma
Total Mayhem.
Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.24 11:55:00 -
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Edited by: kanakuma on 24/12/2006 11:55:07
WTH is wrong with you?do you think this is humour ? NOT .If youll try start a flamewar go and try corporaions section.
I invite mods to lock and delete this thread for incoming flamewar and non-constructive posts
Edit :typo
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peter podkill
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Posted - 2006.12.24 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: kanakuma
Edited by: kanakuma on 24/12/2006 11:55:07
WTH is wrong with you?do you think this is humour ? NOT .If youll try start a flamewar go and try corporaions section.
I invite mods to lock and delete this thread for incoming flamewar and non-constructive posts
Edit :typo
its in general because its asking for other humerous anecdotes, theme songs etc and its all eve related.
BTW - to the OP LMFAO!!!
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Saltire
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.12.24 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: kanakuma
Edited by: kanakuma on 24/12/2006 11:55:07
WTH is wrong with you?do you think this is humour ? NOT .If youll try start a flamewar go and try corporaions section.
I invite mods to lock and delete this thread for incoming flamewar and non-constructive posts
Edit :typo
its not flamebait its a bit of game related fun
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Lag Hon
Minmatar
Lag Hon Security
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Posted - 2006.12.24 12:21:00 -
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On the first day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
A titan in a safespot
On the second day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the third day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Six Archon Launching
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Seven Cyclones Warping
Six Archon Launching
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Eight miners mining
Seven Cyclones Warping
Six Archon Launching
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Nine Vexors jamming
Eight miners mining
Seven Cyclones Warping
Six Archon Launching
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Ten Buzzards Cloaking
Nine Vexors jamming
Eight miners mining
Seven Cyclones Warping
Six Archon Launching
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Eleven Rifters webbing
Ten Buzzards Cloaking
Nine Vexors jamming
Eight miners mining
Seven Cyclones Warping
Six Archon Launching
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
On the twelvth day of Christmas my Alliance gave to me
Twelve Agents offers
Eleven Rifters webbing
Ten Buzzards Cloaking
Nine Vexors jamming
Eight miners mining
Seven Cyclones Warping
Six Archon Launching
Five Omber Roids
Four orbiting Herons
Three Obelisks
Two Dreadnoughts
And a titan in a safespot.
Merry Christmas all.
Quote:
There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power governments, and tyrants, and armies can not stand.
G'Kar
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Kayai
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2006.12.24 13:40:00 -
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haha, nice!
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Felysta Sandorn
Caldari
Murder of Crows
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.12.24 13:42:00 -
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Nice 12 days...
Hearing Saltire sing his song about Tyrrax on Vent was damn funny!
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Saltire
System-Lords
E N I G M A
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Posted - 2006.12.24 17:45:00 -
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shhh, i didnt sing on vent....
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Hester Shaw
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Posted - 2006.12.24 17:50:00 -
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Originally by: Felysta Sandorn
Nice 12 days...
Hearing Saltire sing his song about Tyrrax on Vent was damn funny!
Recordings! Now!  
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General Xerxes
GREY COUNCIL
Breidablik
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Posted - 2006.12.24 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Benefactor
Cyvok: It's you!
BoB: How are you gentlemen! All your K/D ratio are belong to us. You are on the way to gankage.
Cyvok: What you say!
BoB: You have no chance to logoff make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
Wouldn't all your Outposts are belong to use make more sense?
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.24 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: Benefactor
In 2006, war is beginning.
Cyvok: What happen!
ACSN 1: Somebody set up us the sploit.
ACSN 2: We get signal.
Cyvok: What!
ACSN 1: Convo channel turn on.
Cyvok: It's you!
BoB: How are you gentlemen! All your K/D ratio are belong to us. You are on the way to gankage.
Cyvok: What you say!
BoB: You have no chance to logoff make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
ACSN: Captain!
Cyvok: Take off every "account!" You know what you doing. Cancel "account." For great justice.
I endorse this
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SpitRoast
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Posted - 2006.12.24 19:42:00 -
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LMFAO
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Paladineguru
Gallente
DAB
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.24 19:57:00 -
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Edited by: Paladineguru on 24/12/2006 20:04:16
Edited by: Paladineguru on 24/12/2006 20:02:51
Edited by: Paladineguru on 24/12/2006 20:01:03
Twas the Night before christmas
and all through the galaxy
no-one was scheming,
or plotting , no fallacy.
The station cans were deployed
so organized with care
all in the hopes
that St. Oveur would be there.
The carebears were nestled,
all snug in thier empire stations.
with visions of veldspar
lighting thier imaginations.
BoB in its titan.
and I in my Rax of Thor.
Had just settled down
for our nightly forum alt war.
When There in Yulai
arose such a clatter
I sprang to my alt
to see what was the matter.
The bombs falling
killing the carrier of October Snow.
Gave the luster of mid day
To objects on eve-o.
When what
to my wondering eyes should appear.
but a miniture titan
pulled by eight ISDN reigndeer
With a jolly drunk driver
looking unshaven and not sober.
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Oveur.
More rapid than eagles
his forum mods came.
and with the gm's behind him he called them by name.
On Reverend M, On Suvetar, On Devil Hanzo and Ep KomaKinko
On Galen, On Eshtir, On Cyrano Syme and Karass Sayfo
To the top of the topic,on the threads From Sir Molle.
Lock it down top to bottom Stop this trolling folly.
To the flames and trolling
with locking and bans in thier eye
through each thread on the forums
these mods did fly.
Then into the game the devs went
visiting all stations
tiptoeing past the camps
laughing at our creations.
And then in a twinkling
I heard in my hanger
The wretching and puking
of a very drunk Wrangler
He was dressed like a minmatar
from his head to his foot
his clothers were all tarnished
and covered with soot.
The stock of an autocannon
clenched tight in his teeth
The smoke from its barrel
covered his head like a wreath.
He was hard and muscled
with no fat on his belly
and it didn't shake when he laughed cruelly
like a bowlful of jelly.
He was lean and mean
a right dangerous old elf
and I laughed out loud
in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye
and a twist of his head
so let me to know
I had Nothing to dread
He spoke not a word
but went straight to his work
and filled all the hangers
then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger
aside his nose,
and giving a nod ,
out the hanger he rose
To Oveurs titan he sprang ,
and Tomb gave a whisle
and away they all flew
like down on a thistle
But I heard Oveur exclaim
as they flew out of sight
have a F---ing Great chistmas
and a very drunken night.
The End.
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Salvis Tallan
Gallente
Team Condor
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Posted - 2006.12.24 20:19:00 -
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very very very well done Paladineguru!
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War Bear
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.12.24 20:25:00 -
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Asestorian
Minmatar
Dark Centuri Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.24 20:35:00 -
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All good stuff in this thread. But Paladineguru wins it for me
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Fred Lowe
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Posted - 2006.12.24 22:16:00 -
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Ahh, christmas, I love it
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Chejun Ishari
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Posted - 2006.12.24 22:17:00 -
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now lets not forget the golden magnate...
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ollobrains
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:32:00 -
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come join privateers fun for all
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Santiago Cortes
Caldari
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.12.25 08:40:00 -
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*Locked*
Re-opening of previously locked thread, trolling, Merry Christmas.
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