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Paladineguru
Gallente
DAB
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.24 20:30:00 -
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Edited by: Paladineguru on 24/12/2006 20:33:06
Twas the Night before christmas
and all through the galaxy
no-one was scheming,
or plotting , no fallacy.
The station cans were deployed
so organized with care
all in the hopes
that St. Oveur would be there.
The carebears were nestled,
all snug in thier empire stations.
with visions of veldspar
lighting thier imaginations.
BoB in its titan.
and I in my Rax of Thor.
Had just settled down
for our nightly forum alt war.
When There in Yulai
arose such a clatter
I sprang to my alt
to see what was the matter.
The bombs falling
killing the carrier of October Snow.
Gave the luster of mid day
To objects on eve-o.
When what
to my wondering eyes should appear.
but a miniture titan
pulled by eight ISDN reigndeer
With a jolly drunk driver
looking unshaven and not sober.
I knew in a moment
It must be St. Oveur.
More rapid than eagles
his forum mods came.
and with the gm's behind him he called them by name.
On Reverend M, On Suvetar, On Devil Hanzo and Ep KomaKinko
On Galen, On Eshtir, On Cyrano Syme and Karass Sayfo
To the top of the topic, on the threads From Sir Molle.
Lock it down top to bottom ,Stop this trolling folly.
To the flames and trolling
with locking and bans in thier eye
through each thread on the forums
these mods did fly.
Then into the game wnt the devs.
visiting all stations
tiptoeing past the camps
laughing at our creations.
And then in a twinkling
I heard in my hanger
The wretching and puking
of a very drunk Wrangler
He was dressed like a minmatar
from his head to his foot
his clothes were all tarnished
and covered with soot.
The stock of an autocannon
clenched tight in his teeth
The smoke from its barrel
covered his head like a wreath.
He was hard and muscled
with no fat on his belly
and it didn't shake when he laughed cruelly
like a bowlful of jelly.
He was lean and mean
a right dangerous old elf
and I laughed out loud
in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye
and a twist of his head
so let me to know
I had Nothing to dread
He spoke not a word
but went straight to his work
and filled all the hangers
then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger
aside his nose,
and giving a nod ,
out the hanger he rose
To Oveurs titan he sprang ,
and TomB gave a whistle
and away they all flew
like down on a thistle
But I heard Oveur exclaim
as they flew out of sight
have a F---ing Great chistmas
and a very drunken night.
The End.
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Serendipity007
Caldari
X.T.R
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.24 20:33:00 -
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LOL
Well done.
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"I'm an engineer, not a miracle worker!" - Scotty, Star Trek: The Original Series |
Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2006.12.24 20:34:00 -
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Heheh, Nice one.
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
MiIes Naismith
Amarr
Guru Clan
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Posted - 2006.12.24 20:43:00 -
[4]
class m8 |
Sir Khan
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Posted - 2006.12.24 21:13:00 -
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.12.24 21:51:00 -
[6]
Nicely done!
forum rules | [email protected]| Eve-CCG
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jbob2000
Gallente
Rage of Angels
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.12.24 22:13:00 -
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awsome
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Dark Shikari
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.12.24 22:14:00 -
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<3
-[23] Member-
Listen to EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
Fred Lowe
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Posted - 2006.12.24 22:19:00 -
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wow, very good.
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Constantine Arcanum
Gallente
IMPERIAL SENATE
Pure.
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:07:00 -
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You win the forums tonight!
I helped - Cortes
What a shiny and lovely place here - Eshtir
Well lets make it a party atleast :D -Xorus
RAWWWR!11!!1!2 SIG HIJACK!!11!1
I found it first, get orrrfff moiiii laaannnd - Cortes |
Gareth Angel
Blue Star Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:08:00 -
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Wasn't it 'the Nightmare Before Christmas'? With Sandy Claws?
On a more serious note - nice job!
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Thane Rifter
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:10:00 -
[12]
seriously nicely done 
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etheris
Gallente
eXceed Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:24:00 -
[13]
bravo! Well done, and merry xmas!
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Raymond Presscott
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:25:00 -
[14]
awesome , roflmao awesome
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Kiyano
Caldari
Star Fraction Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.24 23:36:00 -
[15]
Nice one
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Drahcir Nasom
Independent Manufacturers
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Posted - 2006.12.25 00:30:00 -
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Santa was spotted earlier this evening in Luminaire handing out isk to people, one of my corpmates was given 7.5M
and you can track where Santa is currently delivering presents on www.noradsanta.org
Drahcir
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Paladineguru
Gallente
DAB
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.25 03:27:00 -
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Edited by: Paladineguru on 25/12/2006 03:29:38
thnx for the compliments.
shameless bump
IBLT when oveur sees it  
and
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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