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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
38262
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Posted - 2015.11.01 01:48:08 -
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ISD Decoy wrote:Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.
Broadcast4Reps
Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9
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Commissar Kate
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
405254
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Posted - 2015.11.01 02:35:25 -
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ISD Decoy wrote:Happy Halloween! I demand candy!
-k8
My Fanclub
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Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
146145
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Posted - 2015.11.01 03:55:56 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:ISD Decoy wrote:Happy Halloween! I demand candy!
You can have candy.
I demand cake!
"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
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Goose Lee
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
149
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Posted - 2015.11.01 04:02:17 -
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I prefer to save the candy and hand out fruit instead.
Spoooooooooooooooo0000000000oooooooooooooooooooo000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0ooooooooooo0oooooooooooooooooo0o0o0oo00o0o0o0ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooky |
Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
10250
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Posted - 2015.11.01 08:16:41 -
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Graygor wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:ISD Decoy wrote:Happy Halloween! I demand candy! You can have candy. I demand cake!
Grumpy cake. So pretty, I would not eat it.
Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
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Tyra Falco
Hugbox Holdings
5031
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Posted - 2015.11.01 08:31:11 -
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Goose Lee wrote:I prefer to save the candy and hand out fruit instead.
Spoooooooooooooooo0000000000oooooooooooooooooooo000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0ooooooooooo0oooooooooooooooooo0o0o0oo00o0o0o0ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooky If you have a car, may you find it without wheels and jacked up on bricks......
Happy Samhain
Samoth Egnoled -'I like your Avatar alot!-áThe facial tattoo's kinda give you that scary clown look, which suits you quite well.'
Pepper Swift -'Fuckisn like not workign'
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Kryptik Kai
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
16180
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Posted - 2015.11.01 12:31:09 -
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Ugh... the morning after halloween....
/coffee
"Shiny.-á Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb
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Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory.
1055
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Posted - 2015.11.01 19:32:43 -
[218] - Quote
I was worried when I saw the old thread On the 2nd page locked.
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7501/mindgamesceptionfinaldr.jpg
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32581
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Posted - 2015.11.02 06:00:20 -
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I hung out with Roannon and a couple other EVE dudes in Houston last night. What happened afterwards is the real adventure.
About an hour into my trip back home, I hit a large-ish animal that looked like a tabby cat except bigger. I assumed people only ever hit raccoons, so I assumed it was a raccoon. I only saw it for a moment in my headlights. I was doing 75 miles per hour.
I've hit a raccoon before, and it only did minor damage to my bumper, so I was only startled by it and cursed its animal stupidity. But there was an exit right there so I turned off just to check, rather than sit for another two hours wondering what the front of my car looked like exactly.
I open my door under the overhang of the gas station's pumps and get out to the strong smell of coolant. Yay!
Having been a mechanic for quite a few years, I knew that if it got into the radiator, it got into the air conditioning system as well (the condenser is usually in front of the radiator).
I get back in and park on the side lot of the gas station and turn everything off. It's 2 AM on the dot and I take a couple drags from my vape thing while following the trail of fluid with my eyes through the parking lot, out to the street, and up the off-ramp.
I've paid for insurance coverage for years without so much as a ticket or an accident, so I was eager to justify the cost after all those months. I've paid thousands of dollars to prepare for this moment!
I spend an hour with my insurance representative on the phone, and we conference call a tow service dispatcher. Then more waiting. It was daylight savings time, so once again it was 2 AM. I start having daydreams about groundhog day, and start having an existential dialogue with myself about the last hour of my life.
A local sherriff pulls up in front of me. I turn on my dome light and open my door to put him at ease and convey that I'm just a stranded motorist, and not a troublemaker. With a black on black car parked to the side of a gas station at 2 AM, the odds are stacked against me.
He asks if I need a tow. He's friendly.
"No sir, I'm on the phone with my insurance company and we've called one."
"You sure? I can have a tow truck out to you within ten minutes."
"Yessir, I'm okay. Thank you."
The sherriff returns to his patrol car and I shut my door. My insurance rep sits with me in silence for a few moments. The tow service dispatcher calls us back and says she had to call the local PD because she couldn't find anyone through the regular channels within 40 miles. I listen to her words as I watch the sherriff creep away through the parking lot and turn onto the street.
Well ****, thanks for calling us before the sherriff drove off. "Thanks, bye." We both tell the dispatcher who we don't want to deal with anymore because now she has the police frustrated with us.
I'm an easygoing person, and although it was late and it would really be nice to make some progress toward getting my very intricate two-ton paperweight some hundred and twenty five miles West, I agreed with my insurance representative that it would be a ****** phone call to have to make to 911 to ask for that tow again.
It was a small town that I stopped in, and it had a few motels. In fact I was parked right next to one. I told my insurance rep that I would get a room for the night and call him from the comfort of a bed in the morning. Later in the day, technically.
While hanging out with Ro I considered getting a room instead of driving back straight away anyway.
I call ahead to the motel next door. They have vacancies, their rates are reasonable. Sixty bucks. I walk through the parking lot and scout my route. I may be out of coolant in the engine, but it's cooled down now and running it just long enough to drive into the motel parking lot won't hurt.
I find a nice spot to make towing it easy later on, and enter the motel's registration office. It's small and attached to a somewhat larger nondescript building. Whatever, it's cheap. Don't ask questions.
I explain my plight to the elderly lady behind the counter and she's empathetic. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get a sympathy discount.
During my years in the military, I spent time all over the country, including a lot of places where asians are very definitely out of place. Louisiana, Mississippi, North Dakota, you get the picture. But this lady was very relaxed with my presence and California accent and mannerisms.
Holy **** I'm so getting murdered.
She cuts my rate down from sixtysomething to fifty one. I start to get sleepy knowing a bed is just minutes away.
My room is on the second floor, so at least I know there's no secret tunnels beneath my bathroom for people to gank me in the middle of the night. The refrigerator is barely cold, but it'll do. The bed has two sheets for me to get between, and I'm impressed. Sometimes there's just one and you have to pick between sleeping between it and the mattress or the curtain they call a blanket.
And then I hear the guests next door.
It sounds like two middle-aged men slowly lifting weights.
I walk across my room in the dark and turn on the faucet for some white noise. It's going to work, but the water in the sink doesn't look right, even in the dark. I find the bathroom light and the water is brown.
Black Water by Doobie Brothers starts playing in my head. I already know the hook is going to repeat and keep me awake.
Oh black water keep on rollin mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin' on me...
I lay very still and try not to think about the couple next door getting their swole on. Some time goes by and I'm pretty sure I'm asleep then suddenly BAM!
The sky is white and overcast and the light is coming through an opening in the door to my room about six inches wide. There's a middle-aged spanish lady looking at me with her head ducked to see under the chain on the door.
"hapochitapote supotablay yatooooooo???"
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32581
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Posted - 2015.11.02 06:30:25 -
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Is about the best I can describe what I remember her saying in a screechy high pitched voice, followed by, "ooooh sorry." and then SLAM! *clink clink clink* as the chain settles.
I guess I'm up now.
I get out of bed and turn off the faucet. I get my sandwich and orange juice from the fridge and sit at the office table in my underwear. I pick up my phone as I'm chewing and the battery is at 5%. So much for arranging for a tow from the comfort of my bed. I don't have a wall charger, so I'll have to make the morning's calls from inside my car with my phone plugged in.
The brown water must only be in their sinks, because the shower was fine.
I got dressed and gathered my things to check out. It's an asian guy behind the counter, what the ****? Out here? That is pretty weird to see asians out here.
The sandwich and orange juice was a good start, but it wasn't quite enough. I finish making my calls and it's 11 AM. I'd rather not get more gas station food, so I look around.
To the side of the motel registration office I see unmistakable chinese lanterns hanging from an awning. I keep looking and next to it is a sign written by hand, "BEST CHINESE BUFFET."
I look to the back of the building with the motel registration office in the middle, and I'm incredibly intrigued. There's no way there's a restaurant in there.
I go to the front entrance and there's another sign, also written by hand but the letters slope off to the right and it's painted directly on the stucco wall of the building. "ALL YOU CAN EAT."
Inside, it's like a ******* tardis. The dining area is huge.
I look closer and notice the tables are straight out of the seventies and tin, with collapsible legs. The chairs are the folding metal kind. It's packed, though, and some of the guests look over at me by the front door. I'm instantly incredibly uncomfortable.
"Would you like a menu? Is this for here, or to go?"
I am SO going to catch Hepititis. But it's too late and walking out would be rude, so I take the menu. I order a lunch special with fried rice, General Tsao's Chicken, Egg Drop Soup, and an egg roll. With tax it's $5.50
I wait in the front of the restaurant and there are other guests waiting for their orders. According to them, this is the best food in town and totally worth the wait. One lady, though, gets very demanding and I haven't seen such a big diva since clubbing in Los Angeles.
These people must really like their ALL YOu can eat BEST CHINESE BUFFET
I am not exaggerating, there were two more parties of 20 people each who showed up while I waited. I don't know where they sat them, but they did. I didn't look around the corner, because rude. But holy **** I wanted to gawk at the sight of forty people in their Sunday best sitting in folding metal chairs in that tiny building.
My order takes an hour, but so does the tow truck. The tow truck guy lets me drive my car onto the back of the bed myself, thank god. It's a manual transmission and has quite a bit of power, and he would likely drive it straight into the back of the cab.
As he chains the car down, I run in and grab my order. It was left on the counter and the cashier was off helping serve the other customers. I looked around and those forty people were nowhere in sight. The building was a motherfucking double tardis.
As I leave I hear approximately forty voices int eh back start to sing happy birthday. It was A Christmas Story in real life. My life. "FA RA RA RA RA, RA RA RA RA."
I go out to the tow truck and hop in with my bag of best chinese buffet lunch special.
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32586
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Posted - 2015.11.02 06:44:13 -
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Me and Ro, http://i.imgur.com/fEChLf7.jpg
Best Friends 4 Evar
The damage
http://i.imgur.com/lqO7W4Y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JPmx9c9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GM52Mh2.jpg
And where we find ourselves in the adventure, with my paperweight on the back of the tow truck.
http://i.imgur.com/FVT9prH.jpg
If only this was the end of my Fear and Loathing in Texas. I'm hardly halfway done.
see you tomorrow o/
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
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Erika Mizune
The Soul Society DeepSpace.
2127
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Posted - 2015.11.02 11:13:59 -
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That looks bad :( I take you guys are safe?
DJ Yumene of Eve Radio | My Blog | Sounds of New Eden | Eve Radio
My Insane Quest: Obtain Every BPO Ingame
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Erika Mizune
The Soul Society DeepSpace.
2127
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Posted - 2015.11.02 11:16:18 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:Erika Mizune wrote:Wait, I just noticed that this tread says "renewed"
but ... it wasn't enough pages long yet! -tears- Our CCP overlords said that we finally managed to break the forums so we get this thread as a reward.
I guess LAGL thread was just that epic Yeaaa \o/
Time to break the Out of Pod forums again?
DJ Yumene of Eve Radio | My Blog | Sounds of New Eden | Eve Radio
My Insane Quest: Obtain Every BPO Ingame
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32589
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Posted - 2015.11.02 12:49:38 -
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Erika Mizune wrote:That looks bad :( I take you guys are safe? Oh, yeah I'm fine. It was just me on the way home, Ro was probably already home by the time I hit that Bobcat.
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
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Hengle Teron
Order In Disorder Virtus Crusade Protectorate
58693
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Posted - 2015.11.02 13:22:06 -
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Kryptik Kai
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
16188
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Posted - 2015.11.02 13:47:14 -
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Pretty sure the world is ending... its November and warm in Ireland....
"Shiny.-á Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
38277
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Posted - 2015.11.02 15:01:27 -
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Howdy Folks! *tips Stetson*
Damn, I shoulda worn the Stetson on Saturday for that pic with Rain!!
Rain6637 wrote:Erika Mizune wrote:That looks bad :( I take you guys are safe? Oh, yeah I'm fine. It was just me on the way home, Ro was probably already home by the time I hit that Bobcat. Yeah, It only took me about 20 minutes to get home that time of night.
An Rain, in response to your narrative, let me just reiterate what I said twice on Twitter: "Wow"
Had me chuckling a bit.
*slurps coffee*
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.
Broadcast4Reps
Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9
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Random McNally
The Vendunari End of Life
100088
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Posted - 2015.11.02 15:37:22 -
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*slurps coffee*
Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com
In Game Channel HighDragChat
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
38283
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Posted - 2015.11.02 19:09:51 -
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*slurps coffee*
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.
Broadcast4Reps
Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9
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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
34697
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Posted - 2015.11.02 22:25:42 -
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*slurps coffee*
Why do bad threads happen to good people?
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
52877
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Posted - 2015.11.02 22:35:16 -
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*burps*
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
Gû+ wor-+-+ole d+¦ary + c-+arac-éer -¦+¦o-ò Gû+ -¦-âss
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RoAnnon
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
38292
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Posted - 2015.11.02 22:36:52 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:*burps*
How extremely lady like
So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.
Broadcast4Reps
Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9
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Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
10269
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Posted - 2015.11.02 22:54:50 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:*burps*
Better this way than another.
Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
52883
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Posted - 2015.11.02 22:58:10 -
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RoAnnon wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:*burps*
How extremely lady like *blush*
Heya Ro Ro & Bagrat
Resubbed Erica last night to grab some Legion screenshots for my artist.
Opened my eyes, found this pinned to my chest and proceeded to hump a few legs before logging out again. Corp's been having a ton of fun recently, I've missed so many good fights and cap ganks it's not funny. Looking forward to playing again soonGäó. Things still pretty crazy in the real world for me.
Miss all you forum-whores.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
Gû+ wor-+-+ole d+¦ary + c-+arac-éer -¦+¦o-ò Gû+ -¦-âss
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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
34703
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Posted - 2015.11.02 23:02:24 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:RoAnnon wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:*burps*
How extremely lady like *blush* Heya Ro Ro & Bagrat Resubbed Erica last night to grab some Legion screenshots for my artist. Opened my eyes, found this pinned to my chest and proceeded to hump a few legs before logging out again. Corp's been having a ton of fun recently, I've missed so many good fights and cap ganks it's not funny. Looking forward to playing again soonGäó. Things still pretty crazy in the real world for me. Miss all you forum-whores.
They should've nailed it.
Get it?
Why do bad threads happen to good people?
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
52883
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Posted - 2015.11.02 23:06:32 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:They should've nailed it.
Get it? Well I've been in a coma in our POS for over a month now. Along with all my other pilots.
Totally defenceless and completely unaware of our surroundings ...
I'm sure they've probably nailed a lot of things during that time.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
Gû+ wor-+-+ole d+¦ary + c-+arac-éer -¦+¦o-ò Gû+ -¦-âss
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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
34704
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Posted - 2015.11.02 23:23:06 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:They should've nailed it.
Get it? Well I've been in a coma in our POS for over a month now. Along with all my other pilots. Totally defenceless and completely unaware of our surroundings ... I'm sure they've probably nailed a lot of things during that time.
Meanwhile, I'm being accused of having a secret Galllentean lover.
Outrageous!
Why do bad threads happen to good people?
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Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
52889
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Posted - 2015.11.02 23:39:29 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:They should've nailed it.
Get it? Well I've been in a coma in our POS for over a month now. Along with all my other pilots. Totally defenceless and completely unaware of our surroundings ... I'm sure they've probably nailed a lot of things during that time. Meanwhile, I'm being accused of having a secret Galllentean lover. Outrageous! Outrageous indeed.
Sounds like the Federation will stoop to any low to sow seeds of discord within the State military these days.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
Gû+ wor-+-+ole d+¦ary + c-+arac-éer -¦+¦o-ò Gû+ -¦-âss
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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
34709
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Posted - 2015.11.03 00:37:34 -
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Weekly "I'm broke" FW fit:
[Merlin] F85 Peripheral Damage System I Magnetic Vortex Stabilizer I Magnetic Vortex Stabilizer I
1MN Y-S8 Compact Afterburner Initiated Harmonic Warp Scrambler I 'Langour' Drive Disruptor I Medium Ancillary Shield Booster, Navy Cap Booster 50
Light Ion Blaster II, Federation Navy Antimatter Charge S Light Ion Blaster II, Federation Navy Antimatter Charge S Light Ion Blaster II, Federation Navy Antimatter Charge S
Small Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I Small Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer I Small Hybrid Burst Aerator I
One set of booster charges and 400 ammo runs you just about 4m with that fit, before insurance. It just about has one fight in it before you run out of ammo too!
Why do bad threads happen to good people?
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Reject
Team Evil
256
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Posted - 2015.11.03 01:19:08 -
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Roannon there is a contract requiring your attention sir. |
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