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Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 579	Posted - 2015.11.19 21:59:58 - [1] - Quote Hi IGS, Now Hougikku Corporation was founded as a arms manufacturer and we actually never released a Gun before...BUT NOW WE ARE PREPARING TO RELEASE OUR FIRST GUN! Yep! After a year and a half in business as a Arms manufacturer we are actually now making guns..Holy ** we are bad at this aren't we? But enough staling lets get to the main reason we are here, to give the world a slight preview of the future of warfare, the "FK-U-M9" Rail Rifle..Now i know what you are thinking "What makes your Rail Rifles better than the ones Kaalakiota makes?" Well il tell you why our Rifles are better! The "FK-U-M9" Shoots rounds faster, farther and more deadly than those pop-guns Kaalakiota produce, and we even took it up a notch, we thought that one gun is boring as , so we decided to make it two rifles in one...Yep, we are that *** badass that we need to add more gun to a gun..I bet you are wondering how that works? Il explain The Rifle has two barrels and can be loaded with two magazines, you can choose to fire both barrels at the same time (We take no responsibility in dislocated shoulders or broken necks) or you can choose to fire one barrel and switch to the other barrel when one of the magazines is empty so you can keep firing and killing the dumb fucks that got in your way! And of course we got the classic firing modes like Single shot, Burst Fire or my favorite, fully automatic! But yo, what about close quarters? Oh don't worry we got that covered, *** 2 nova knife bayonets on the front of the gun for stabbing badassery And the carnage does not stop there! Thanks to Hougikku corporation's patent weapon power code tech, we can easily power the entire gun...OR BLOW IT UP! Thats right, its also a *** grenade! We figured that bullets are lame by themselves, so we figured out a way to add explosions! Just set the power core to self destruct and toss it for instantly annihilation of everything near it Ready for the kicker? * gonna blow your mind, foldable stock, thats right! *** foldable stock! So you can easily store the "FK-U-M9" in your purse, under your pillow or in the cookie jar...i don't recommend the last option but..I can't really stop you now can i? Well thats all we got for it right now...Keep a eye out for the "FK-U-M9" in stores in the near future for only 70,000 ISK! What a steal! im practically paying you to buy it! FK-U-M9, when you absolutely positively have to kill every ********** on the battlefield..Look no further
Jev North Pyre Falcon Defence and Security 422	Posted - 2015.11.19 22:07:22 - [2] - Quote Thank you for the update! Having made extensive use of the previous model in the series, I'm looking forward to trying out this one.
Kador Ouryon Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 39	Posted - 2015.11.19 22:24:10 - [3] - Quote I feel obliged to ask if you have any of the previous generations in stock..... particularly the "FK-U-M8". It's not that I would actually make use of the weapon...... the novelty is enough to justify the price tag.
Anyanka Funk Hematology Advancement Program Sani-Sabik 327	Posted - 2015.11.20 00:52:40 - [4] - Quote 280mm Howitzer Artillery I are ten thousand ISK cheaper in Amarr.
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 580	Posted - 2015.11.20 01:26:10 - [5] - Quote Kador Ouryon wrote: I feel obliged to ask if you have any of the previous generations in stock..... particularly the "FK-U-M8". It's not that I would actually make use of the weapon...... the novelty is enough to justify the price tag. Well Models 1-8 were all test models..but the M8 has been released to certain people for testing purposes and they are very much out there! If you find someone willing to see them...the M9 is just the first model we will release to the public!
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 287	Posted - 2015.11.20 07:40:30 - [6] - Quote I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one! "I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Elmund Egivand Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 868	Posted - 2015.11.20 08:20:40 - [7] - Quote Have you considered....building a backpack-mounted nanofactory-based fabricator that can build these guns quickly? Because instead of reloading the gun, I am sure the mercs would rather just set the empty gun to self-destruct and hurl it at the enemy like a grenade, then retrieve a new gun freshly fabricated from such a device, ammo and all. Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
Quattras Peione Vagrant Skies A Band Apart. 174	Posted - 2015.11.20 14:03:02 - [8] - Quote Anyanka Funk wrote: 280mm Howitzer Artillery I are ten thousand ISK cheaper in Amarr. True enough, Anyanka. But alas I can't carry a rack of 280's on my person when I'm out and about dirtside. The FK-U-M9 is a decent alternative. I'll take a dozen. Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Deitra Vess Khushakor Clan Of Questionable Repute 767	Posted - 2015.11.20 14:29:43 - [9] - Quote Elmund Egivand wrote: Have you considered....building a backpack-mounted nanofactory-based fabricator that can build these guns within two seconds? Because instead of reloading the gun, I am sure the mercs would rather just set the empty gun to self-destruct and hurl it at the enemy like a grenade, then retrieve a new gun freshly fabricated from such a device, ammo and all. But then they would just buy that and never buy another again. Thus they wouldn't really turn a profit.
Elmund Egivand Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 872	Posted - 2015.11.20 15:26:29 - [10] - Quote Deitra Vess wrote: Elmund Egivand wrote: Have you considered....building a backpack-mounted nanofactory-based fabricator that can build these guns within two seconds? Because instead of reloading the gun, I am sure the mercs would rather just set the empty gun to self-destruct and hurl it at the enemy like a grenade, then retrieve a new gun freshly fabricated from such a device, ammo and all. But then they would just buy that and never buy another again. Thus they wouldn't really turn a profit. Easy. The fabricator is metered. It charges ISK, which is immediately deducted from the user's account, for every time a new gun is fabricated. Improve efficiency of manufacturing and other things and maybe that will drive cost down enough that the user is willing to constantly spend his ISK hurling and fabricating replacements over and over again. Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family

Sirlan Takahi Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. 5	Posted - 2015.11.20 15:34:09 - [11] - Quote Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one! You might be cooking the wrong way...
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 582	Posted - 2015.11.20 15:46:36 - [12] - Quote Sirlan Takahi wrote: Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one! You might be cooking the wrong way... Actually i forgot to mention that the nova knife bayonets can be replaced with egg beaters and Rolling pins
Natheniel Mostly Sober Dead Terrorists 49	Posted - 2015.11.20 18:03:02 - [13] - Quote Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Sirlan Takahi wrote: Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one! You might be cooking the wrong way... Actually i forgot to mention that the nova knife bayonets can be replaced with egg beaters and Rolling pins Thats enough for me, ill take 5 "Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."
Utari Onzo Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance 815	Posted - 2015.11.20 18:40:45 - [14] - Quote As a regular customer of Huogikku, I can only attest to the superb quality of the FK-U-M9. It went down a treat while on a wild bird hunt with my grandfather plus his aquaintences. You could say the mood of the day was explosive. "Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Tyrel Toov Delusions of Granduer SpaceMonkey's Alliance 657	Posted - 2015.11.20 18:43:04 - [15] - Quote That's all good, but does it make coffee? I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 584	Posted - 2015.11.20 18:47:04 - [16] - Quote Tyrel Toov wrote: That's all good, but does it make coffee? Coffee pot expansion sold separately
Lyn Farel Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 1458	Posted - 2015.11.20 19:31:49 - [17] - Quote Did you know that ninety seven percents of all living things are not exploding in New Eden right now?
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 586	Posted - 2015.11.20 19:35:42 - [18] - Quote Lyn Farel wrote: Did you know that ninety seven percents of all living things are not exploding in New Eden right now? Well in all honestly..explosions should remain on the battlefield or in my case, in my backyard because explosions in heavily civilian populated areas is unacceptable, explosions are for killing people that wish to blow you up also...If the target is in area that has a high civilian population then we must do what we can to avoid collateral damage but remove the target So while not everything is exploding..Thats something that we should all take comfort in, we don't want our friends or home blown up, we just want the shitheads that are attacking us to blow up because they are trying to blow us up
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque 289	Posted - 2015.11.20 20:21:24 - [19] - Quote Blow up? This is a gun!? I thought it was for crepes. "I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 586	Posted - 2015.11.20 22:31:30 - [20] - Quote Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: Blow up? This is a gun!? I thought it was for crepes. Who the ** said it wasn't also for crepes? Those things are delicious as **

Deitra Vess Khushakor Clan Of Questionable Repute 767	Posted - 2015.11.20 22:49:35 - [21] - Quote My bad.... Totally missed read that last few posts........ Sorry!
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 588	Posted - 2015.11.21 19:27:35 - [22] - Quote Special deal Going on currently If you call our super special deal number right now, you can get Five "FK-U-M9"Gäó Rail rifles for the price of Three! five rifles for just 210,000 ISK Just call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 Again Call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 to take advantage of this incredible deal
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 588	Posted - 2015.11.21 19:29:37 - [23] - Quote Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Special deal Going on currently If you call our super special deal number right now, you can get Five "FK-U-M9"Gäó Rail rifles for the price of Three! five rifles for just 210,000 ISK Just call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 Again Call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 to take advantage of this incredible deal BUT WAIT THERES MORE! If you call within the next hour we will toss in a Nova knife BlenderGäó for free! THERES EVEN MORE! If you call within the next 10 minutes, you can get 20 boxes of IshukrunchGäó free also! So what the **** are you waiting for? Punch the number in and give me your money for this high quality goods
Kador Ouryon Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 41	Posted - 2015.11.22 20:26:06 - [24] - Quote Hmmmm would be too difficult to pass up did I not already have one of those glorious blenders. However your entrepreneurship has inspired me to perhaps look into publishing a cook book of 118 delicious frontline recipes for those poor fellows on half rations..... perhaps I'll even lavish a chapter on cooking with eggs and why the Amarr named their weapon the 'Scrambler Rifle'.
Calliste Dauvienne Echelon Mirage 25	Posted - 2015.11.26 01:16:20 - [25] - Quote To think of all the extra kredits you could have made if you had started a crowdfunding campaign to develop the rifle and then sell it! Also no free set of Caldari steak knives with steel folded over ten thousand times to a razor fine edge to slice through dishonorable auroch steaks cooked medium-rare? But wait... there's more! They cut through anything dishonorable enough to get in your way! Steel, plastic, or crystalline carbonide plate!
Satja Askariin Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions 39	Posted - 2015.11.26 02:39:35 - [26] - Quote Calliste Dauvienne wrote: To think of all the extra kredits you could have made if you had started a crowdfunding campaign to develop the rifle and then sell it! Also no free set of Caldari steak knives with steel folded over ten thousand times to a razor fine edge to slice through dishonorable auroch steaks cooked medium-rare? But wait... there's more! They cut through anything dishonourable enough to get in your way! Steel, plastic, or crystalline carbonide plate! That seems very dangerous. What if the person I were getting them for saw the box and I have to deny their questions...... what if that made me dishonourable? What if I accidentally cut one of my fingers off?
Calliste Dauvienne Echelon Mirage 25	Posted - 2015.11.26 03:42:49 - [27] - Quote Satja Askariin wrote: That seems very dangerous. What if the person I were getting them for saw the box and I have to deny their questions...... what if that made me dishonourable? What if I accidentally cut one of my fingers off? I might say displaying your box such that questions were asked is a shameful display that a lost finger becomes a suitable atonement.
Utari Onzo Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance 816	Posted - 2015.11.26 07:53:50 - [28] - Quote Militia members beware! A knife like that could put your general in grave danger! "Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Elmund Egivand Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation 876	Posted - 2015.11.26 08:16:24 - [29] - Quote Utari Onzo wrote: Militia members beware! A knife like that could put your general in grave danger! Accidental assassination! Seriously though, we have generals in the militia? Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
Utari Onzo Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance 817	Posted - 2015.11.26 12:25:09 - [30] - Quote Elmund Egivand wrote: Utari Onzo wrote: Militia members beware! A knife like that could put your general in grave danger! Accidental assassination! Seriously though, we have generals in the militia? You do in yours. "Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"



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