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Paul Pohl
blue media poetry
99
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Posted - 2015.12.26 01:39:47 -
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Max Singularity wrote:http://puu.sh/lrjyX/802c14b960.jpg https://twitter.com/MaxSingularity/status/667753605508694016
https://twitter.com/MaxSingularity/status/674023776040849408
PRESS RELEASE: Max Amarria, the New Testament is in print and will soon be shipping cluster wide. STATEMENT: "It is with great humility that the Theology Council and other authorities have declared my book, Max Amarria, as no longer illegal within the Amarr Empire and Cluster of New Eden. It is my hope that liberal Amarr Holders and Organizations can see a return to our Golden Glory and shed the corruptions of the past can finally move on towards our right, and just, future. Copies of Max Amarria are now shipping to all races in New Eden. Again, I thank you, the public for lifting me to this place, and may we all find His glory together during these darkest of days." -Max Singularity PROLOG OF MAX AMARRIA: The Cosmos is unknowingly vast. Distant galaxies whirl about their black hole centers with hundreds of million suns, captive in an eternal dance. In space, the Sun never sets. The light creates day, and the enveloping darkness creates night, both day and night embraced in the the shadows of duality.
Planetside, there is something deeply stirring in intelligent beings when they see the sunrise over a worldGÇÖs ocean. Watching a sunrise reminds us that the Universe still holds many mysteries and it beckons our smartest minds to seek its truths. We have come to know that the sun is a star, and we simple human beings have collectively unlocked enough truths of the Universe that we can travel between those distant stars in mere minutes.
Something in the Cosmos calls to us. We do not understand but we hear its voice. In quiet moments the voice is deafening. It is masked with the crashing sound of an ocean wave on a sandy beach, or in the whisper of wind through trees and mountain passes.
The language of this voice is written in the symbols of a snowflake, the sand patterns of an Ono Mating Ant, Orvolle VGÇÖs rhythmic dancing clouds.
It is not our ears but our hearts that hear this calling voice, and those that hear it, know they have heard it, for it is true.
The totality of such beautiful sights, beautiful songs, and wondrous feelings of fulfillment by participating in these beauties have been described as super-natural, or even devine.
Such beauty cannot be denied, for it is blatant truth incarnate with no explanation needed. There is no meaning to a double rainbow, it just is, and it is true. Elegant truth.
Yet through time immemorial there are simple scientific explanations to these beauties such as why the skies of Torvi V are crimson red during the day, and glow deep blue at night. We know what causes the planets sky colors to vary from planet to planet, but only recently have we began to understand that the scientific explanation is itself also divine, for it too holds the calling voice of the Cosmos.
In human history, there was a wide line between nature and the super-natural divine. Humans have created its share of divine laws, and natural laws and they have always been exclusive of each other. The law of gravity is usually obeyed without too much argument, but breaking the laws of church have led to possibly an equal number of deaths throughout time.
Supernovas and humans yelling GÇ£In the name of GodGÇ¥ have taken both their share of peopleGÇÖs lives.
In this New Testament known as Max Amarria, we shall dive deep into the voice of the cosmos, into the unknowable depths of a inconceivably huge God, and our miniscule role in His heavens. Prepare your minds for a quake, because the answers have been in front of our eyes the entire time.May the Blessings be... see you on the undock.
Do let me know if this tripe id worth more than the meat popsicle ....
Oh and don't forget the competitor to Guafe and Starsi... Sion-Bru... It's rather toxic and loud in colour but guaranteed to keep you sugar-up and livid..... the recipe is secret, but send festive poker chips to keep production running....
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
7232
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Posted - 2015.12.28 07:43:52 -
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I'm not going to have teenagers in shirts and ties trying to give me a copy, am I?
I'll read it, but on my own time and I'll pick up a copy myself.
Surely it will be interesting since the Amarr appear to have a dislike to it that is almost on the level of their dislike for walnuts.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
911
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Posted - 2015.12.28 08:13:59 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:I'm not going to have teenagers in shirts and ties trying to give me a copy, am I?
I'll read it, but on my own time and I'll pick up a copy myself.
Surely it will be interesting since the Amarr appear to have a dislike to it that is almost on the level of their dislike for walnuts.
Pretty sure you already have a copy waiting for redemption at the CQ receptionist's counter ((redeem item)). Just go leave your signature and claim it.
Also, what's wrong with walnuts?
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Sinjin Mokk
Royal Khanid Colonial Exploration
698
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Posted - 2015.12.29 21:43:54 -
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Certain forms of Gallente pornography are technically legal for purchase within the Empire.
That does not mean that a proper Amarr would purchase or read it.
Dark Amarr: Rumors!
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
7240
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Posted - 2015.12.29 22:54:34 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:I'm not going to have teenagers in shirts and ties trying to give me a copy, am I?
I'll read it, but on my own time and I'll pick up a copy myself.
Surely it will be interesting since the Amarr appear to have a dislike to it that is almost on the level of their dislike for walnuts. Pretty sure you already have a copy waiting for redemption at the CQ receptionist's counter ((redeem item)). Just go leave your signature and claim it. Also, what's wrong with walnuts?
Ah thanks - there it is now. Been planet-side these days.
As for walnuts - I don't know. I just know that it's considered contraband in Amarr controlled customs offices.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
916
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Posted - 2015.12.30 02:19:45 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:I'm not going to have teenagers in shirts and ties trying to give me a copy, am I?
I'll read it, but on my own time and I'll pick up a copy myself.
Surely it will be interesting since the Amarr appear to have a dislike to it that is almost on the level of their dislike for walnuts. Pretty sure you already have a copy waiting for redemption at the CQ receptionist's counter ((redeem item)). Just go leave your signature and claim it. Also, what's wrong with walnuts? Ah thanks - there it is now. Been planet-side these days. As for walnuts - I don't know. I just know that it's considered contraband in Amarr controlled customs offices.
Just when I thought I saw all the Amarrian customs, traditions and laws that do not make logical sense, here's another.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Yarosara Ruil
Caldari State
59
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Posted - 2015.12.30 13:31:12 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Just when I thought I saw all the Amarrian customs, traditions and laws that do not make logical sense, here's another.
But it makes a great lot of logical sense, Ser Egivand. Walnuts are extremely flamable, and explosively so. And gold has a lower melting point than rust and duct tape. In that regard, Minmatar engineers are thousands of years technologically ahead of the Amarr Empire in what regards to the practice of fruit nut transportation logistics.
Now that's nuts. I supose there's a first for everything. |

Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
918
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Posted - 2015.12.30 14:23:29 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Just when I thought I saw all the Amarrian customs, traditions and laws that do not make logical sense, here's another. But it makes a great lot of logical sense, Ser Egivand. Walnuts are extremely flamable, and explosively so. And gold has a lower melting point than rust and duct tape. In that regard, Minmatar engineers are thousands of years technologically ahead of the Amarr Empire in what regards to the practice of fruit nut transportation logistics. Now that's nuts. I supose there's a first for everything.
I do not buy that for even a moment.
Amarrian hull materials are of tungsten carbide, which has a melting point that exceeds 2,800 degrees centigrades. Even if they are made of gold, the melting point is still about 1000 degrees centigrade.
The nuts themselves wouldn't explode unless exposed to a stray spark while in flour form. This is however, also true with wheat or barley, which is something the Amarr ship alot of.
If there is a logical reason behind the ban, this isn't it.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Arista Shahni
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
220
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Posted - 2015.12.30 14:26:33 -
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I can assure you that the Empire, as a whole, is not allergic to nuts.
I also am quite aware of what you did there.
"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also. -áAnd as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."
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Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
667
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Posted - 2015.12.30 14:35:07 -
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Drugs have been smuggled in walnut shells, i believe is the underlying reason.
I express no comment on this. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
7247
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Posted - 2016.01.04 21:14:38 -
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In the Federation we have no problem with nuts. We even put them in charge.
Sorry, couldn't help it.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
950
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Posted - 2016.01.05 02:21:22 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote: In the Federation we have no problem with nuts. We even put them in charge.
Sorry, couldn't help it.
I will now turn my head aside and utter, "This is why the Federation must be destroyed."
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2279
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Posted - 2016.01.05 12:10:11 -
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Then why are you still licking gallentean boots, minmatar?
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
951
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Posted - 2016.01.06 01:58:34 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Then why are you still licking gallentean boots, minmatar?
Go get a 'humour' module installed into your brain. Then I will answer this question seriously.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Barrdyn Cesaille
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2016.01.06 04:23:36 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Then why are you still licking gallentean boots, minmatar? Our cooking is better?
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2297
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Posted - 2016.01.08 09:39:48 -
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Kakku.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Yarosara Ruil
Caldari State
79
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Posted - 2016.01.08 09:52:18 -
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Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:Our cooking is better?
I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish? |

Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
964
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Posted - 2016.01.08 10:03:07 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:Our cooking is better?
I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish?
Boots are easy rations. You just fricking boil the thing to soften the leather. Then you eat it. Tastes bland and hurts the jaw.
Though commonly back when I was still with the RMS the boots were used for brewing moonshine.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2298
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Posted - 2016.01.08 11:28:42 -
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I wouldn't be surprised if one day I find out you, tribals, also use boots for reproduction... Knowing what I know already about your... preferences... this is quite probable.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Deitra Vess
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
838
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Posted - 2016.01.08 14:02:21 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Yarosara Ruil wrote:Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:Our cooking is better?
I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish? Though commonly back when I was still with the RMS the boots were used for brewing moonshine. Is it sad I always passed up that offer? Then again I didn't drink alot back then. |

Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2299
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Posted - 2016.01.09 09:51:09 -
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Also I heard tribals eat alive animals.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
966
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Posted - 2016.01.09 10:34:36 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Yarosara Ruil wrote:Barrdyn Cesaille wrote:Our cooking is better?
I doubt Gallentean cuisine can make boots edible, Ser Cesaille. Perhaps Ser Egivand has a taste for boot polish? Though commonly back when I was still with the RMS the boots were used for brewing moonshine. Is it sad I always passed up that offer? Then again I didn't drink alot back then.
Oh, don't be. It's not as grand as it sounds. Barracks-, crew-quarters- and home-brewed moonshine are notorious for very lax safety practices. You wouldn't want to risk glycol poisoning now, would you?
There is a very good reason why there are rules and stiff penalties against moonshine-brewing and moonraking.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
966
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Posted - 2016.01.09 10:36:03 -
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Diana Kim wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if one day I find out you, tribals, also use boots for reproduction... Knowing what I know already about your... preferences... this is quite probable.
What, you think there's nobody amongst the Minmatar who do not have boots fetish? The Caldari do not have the monopoly on jackboots and jackboot polish and jackboot wanking. If you baseline in Rens wearing those jackboots you are so fond of, sooner or later some Brutor's going to whistle at you and start making offers.
I'm more of a tights and spats person.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Ria Nieyli
38132
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Posted - 2016.01.09 10:41:35 -
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What does 'wanking' mean? |

Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
966
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Posted - 2016.01.09 10:51:07 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:What does 'wanking' mean?
It describes the actions of a person who is hot and bothered yet all alone but has the full access to his or her hands and fingers and perhaps having some additional aid in his or her cabinet.
Also known as 'jerking off' and that word that starts with 'm' and has three syllables.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Ria Nieyli
38162
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Posted - 2016.01.09 12:12:16 -
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Marshmallow? Maneouver? Mitosis? |

Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
513
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Posted - 2016.01.09 12:37:01 -
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I got this. Mastication? |

Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2301
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Posted - 2016.01.09 13:37:47 -
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Moroning.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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