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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2015.12.15 08:22:52 -
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I expect i was a little spoiled when i did my first Frostline site and got a Quafe Zero (glug!) a Serpentis skivvy (swish!) in men's and women's styles, and a Multi Pilot Training certificate (yoink!). I have since done a mind-numbing amount of Frostline sites in the vain hope of repeating the munificent jackpot of a month's free training for one of my alts.
instead, i have a couple of slabs worth of Quafe Zero now - enough to open up a tee-totaller's nightclub, at least - and quite a range of exotic clothing.
It is with this vanity in mind that I bring to you the opportunity of a lifetime - nay, several lifetimes if you n fact get podded.
I will provide to you fashion advice tailored to your specific needs and, for a fee* deliver this season's hottest space fashions to your wormhole (plus/minus a frozen corpse I may have laying about because of reasons).
So, gentle wormholefolks, bring me your fashion faux pas and let me solve it, Queer Eye for a W-space Guy.
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2015.12.15 14:52:12 -
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I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2015.12.16 00:30:08 -
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Persephone Alleile wrote:I'd like my frozen corpse to make a good impression next time I get smartbombed by a Proteus.
Then I suggest the Serpentis Women's Shirt, available in every single Operation Frostline Target store and also Oisio Super Target (alongside the rack of shotguns and the whiskey what comes in plastic bottles).
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Posted - 2015.12.24 08:03:39 -
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Winthorp wrote:Mr Trinket.
I have had many fashion attempts over the years at first it was the long coats filled with dapper, then i fell in with the wrong crowd and got all inked up after a few long nights spent sweating away in my trusty wifebeater. There was even those few months i hit the glass bbq a bit too hard and thought i had robot arms but lets not dig to heavily into that.
Lately i have just gone for a classic black jacket and the old faithful rugged look. As i ponder the future what would you suggest i do differently?
I reckon the Serpentis t-shirt (male) wuld make you look awesome, especially with a can of Quafe in the pocket, some fireworks and snowballs. sadly for you and Jester, you cannot dress in women's clothing as CCP are not in for genderfluid trans, and you have to keep your ciswhite male privilege clothing on, for now.
I also lament the lack of Quafe nipple tassles and Valvlear Glory boob pasties. They would certain be a great addition to the sortorial choices of this game. As would a shoulder parrot (cyber edition) to go with the monocles.
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