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Trinkets friend
Empty Vessels
2975
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Posted - 2015.12.15 08:22:52 -
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I expect i was a little spoiled when i did my first Frostline site and got a Quafe Zero (glug!) a Serpentis skivvy (swish!) in men's and women's styles, and a Multi Pilot Training certificate (yoink!). I have since done a mind-numbing amount of Frostline sites in the vain hope of repeating the munificent jackpot of a month's free training for one of my alts.
instead, i have a couple of slabs worth of Quafe Zero now - enough to open up a tee-totaller's nightclub, at least - and quite a range of exotic clothing.
It is with this vanity in mind that I bring to you the opportunity of a lifetime - nay, several lifetimes if you n fact get podded.
I will provide to you fashion advice tailored to your specific needs and, for a fee* deliver this season's hottest space fashions to your wormhole (plus/minus a frozen corpse I may have laying about because of reasons).
So, gentle wormholefolks, bring me your fashion faux pas and let me solve it, Queer Eye for a W-space Guy.
~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
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Bateau Erinys
Nuwa Foundation
17
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Posted - 2015.12.15 08:43:26 -
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...nice rhyme? |
Andrew Jester
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1543
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Posted - 2015.12.15 14:12:59 -
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It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Trinkets friend
Empty Vessels
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Posted - 2015.12.15 14:52:12 -
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I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.
~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
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Persephone Alleile
Nocx Initiative
75
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Posted - 2015.12.15 16:04:07 -
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I'd like my frozen corpse to make a good impression next time I get smartbombed by a Proteus. |
Jack Miton
Anomalous Existence
Low-Class
4763
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Posted - 2015.12.15 21:50:37 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help.
The dusettes need to look into some real clothes real bad...
There is no Bob.
Stuck In Here With Me: http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/
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Andrew Jester
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1543
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Posted - 2015.12.15 22:13:06 -
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Jack Miton wrote:Trinkets friend wrote:I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help. The dusettes need to look into some real clothes real bad...
here we go 
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Saya'skeena
New Order Logistics
CODE.
485
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Posted - 2015.12.15 22:38:49 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:Jack Miton wrote:Trinkets friend wrote:I cannot give advice to the Dusettes. But there's a lot of other people in dire need of my help. The dusettes need to look into some real clothes real bad... here we go
He's just jelly they're not looking into his.
There is no truth. There is only perception.
minerbumping.com
The Law of Highsec
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Jack Miton
Anomalous Existence
Low-Class
4763
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Posted - 2015.12.15 22:43:06 -
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HAH! they wish!
There is no Bob.
Stuck In Here With Me: http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/
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Shelby Dusette
Isogen 5
13254
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Posted - 2015.12.15 22:47:33 -
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You can dress me anytime, Mista Miton!
So long as you lemme return the favor yo.
Get you outta that cheap jacket n' into something with some shwaaggg.
You'd look sick as in some suspenders, Mista Miton. Or even them dank combat suits that're comin' soon.
Or even just naked. I kinda envy your crew yo, getting to see you step outta your pod in the buff.
But how do they handle that stench though? My sistas got Sketchy Pos smelling like lavender since you left. But to be honest yo, I kinda miss that month old rotting cheese/dead Fedo smell. That was home...
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Iyokus Patrouette
Kenshin.
DARKNESS.
607
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Posted - 2015.12.15 23:48:22 -
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Dear TF,
Now that i am trying the life of a F1 Monkey in the l33t world of Null sec PvP I fear i may be over dressed for my current station, please help me dress for success in null sec
xoxo
Iyokus.
---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----
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Trinkets friend
Empty Vessels
2979
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Posted - 2015.12.16 00:30:08 -
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Persephone Alleile wrote:I'd like my frozen corpse to make a good impression next time I get smartbombed by a Proteus.
Then I suggest the Serpentis Women's Shirt, available in every single Operation Frostline Target store and also Oisio Super Target (alongside the rack of shotguns and the whiskey what comes in plastic bottles).
~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
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C1 Black Hole
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
489
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Posted - 2015.12.16 01:07:56 -
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daym suga dis be just wat I be needin. yo be runnin some fiiiiine service up in dis.
yo see suga yo gal hole gots a big problem. i lives up in da station, yo kno. like 23/7 baby i never leaves dat quarters. i gots to be reliable fo dem boys, all day i gets those playas comin up in dis wantin a piece of yo gal hole, so i gots to be where dey can find me. problem is baby dat all dis sittin round all day dun do no good for yo gal, deez playa dey like that when baby gots back but too much of dat sittin n yo girls humps be gone flat.
so i be needin something dat be comfortable, yo kno wat im sayin? something dat i can sit round in all day n still be lookin supa fiiiiine for all dem boys when dey drop in to make dat touch down, yo know wat im sayin.
i see dat boy jester be up in dis. hey baby i dun heard yo got dat good stuff suga. quarters 509 on level one baby, Hek station. i be seein yo, holla at yo gal hole.
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Shelby Dusette
Isogen 5
13271
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Posted - 2015.12.16 01:10:31 -
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'sup Ms Hole!
Haven't seen you around for ages yo. You doin' good?
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pàñ
-ò-â -+-â+¦-ò-é GÖÑ -ò-àc-+ -¦-Å+¦++-ö GÖÑ -+any l-ög+¦-â-+ GÖÑ wow
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C1 Black Hole
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
489
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Posted - 2015.12.16 01:11:48 -
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Shelby Dusette wrote:'sup Ms Hole!
Haven't seen you around for ages yo. You doin' good?
daym suga yo lookin fine up in dis.
i been da usual. yo kno how it rolls fo yo gal hole.
yo be keepin it real baby, say hi dem sisters from yo gal, mmk?
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Shelby Dusette
Isogen 5
13273
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Posted - 2015.12.16 01:26:38 -
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You got it!
And wow yo, you should totes specify whatever clothes you wear has to be easy wash n' wear!
I seen how excited you get with pizza n' chicken, ha.
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Kellie Dusette
Isogen 5
11331
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Posted - 2015.12.16 05:27:24 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick
This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick".
Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes.
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Andrew Jester
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1543
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Posted - 2015.12.16 15:40:12 -
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Kellie Dusette wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick". Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes.
You look v unfashionable compared to my Swage Angle Jacket. Maybe you should get that looked at 
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Dani Dusette
Isogen 5
8175
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Posted - 2015.12.16 21:10:19 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:Kellie Dusette wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick". Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes. You look v unfashionable compared to my Swage Angle Jacket. Maybe you should get that looked at
Not really Kellie's style. 
I heard Candi still has the jacket you gave her though.
Despite hard financial times recently; selling spare T3s, faction battleships and even spare clothes ... she refuses to let go of that jacket...
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Andrew Jester
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1543
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Posted - 2015.12.16 22:13:46 -
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Dani Dusette wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:Kellie Dusette wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:It feels like you're stealing Dusette's gimmick This one fashions advice for not a "gimmick". Kellie family not make for depend a fashions. Look still very many much good without a clothes. You look v unfashionable compared to my Swage Angle Jacket. Maybe you should get that looked at Not really Kellie's style. I heard Candi still has the jacket you gave her though. Despite hard financial times recently; selling spare T3s, faction battleships and even spare clothes ... she refuses to let go of that jacket...
Too bad it isn't a yellow jacket 
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Winthorp
3794
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Posted - 2015.12.21 14:45:21 -
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Mr Trinket.
I have had many fashion attempts over the years at first it was the long coats filled with dapper, then i fell in with the wrong crowd and got all inked up after a few long nights spent sweating away in my trusty wifebeater. There was even those few months i hit the glass bbq a bit too hard and thought i had robot arms but lets not dig to heavily into that.
Lately i have just gone for a classic black jacket and the old faithful rugged look. As i ponder the future what would you suggest i do differently? |
Andrew Jester
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
1555
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Posted - 2015.12.21 17:05:42 -
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join a corp that has a clothing gimmick
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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LLeugh
Art Of Explosions
404 Hole Not Found
20
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Posted - 2015.12.22 01:43:00 -
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I've been at a loss what to wear. I've yet to find an outfit that i can wear that appeals to me.
> making people cry in local since 2007
> http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=LLeugh
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Deaconn Frostt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2015.12.23 03:03:14 -
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If CCP would just release a rubber glove I could pull onto my head to look like a chicken, it would be my dream come true |
Trinkets friend
Empty Vessels
2988
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Posted - 2015.12.24 08:03:39 -
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Winthorp wrote:Mr Trinket.
I have had many fashion attempts over the years at first it was the long coats filled with dapper, then i fell in with the wrong crowd and got all inked up after a few long nights spent sweating away in my trusty wifebeater. There was even those few months i hit the glass bbq a bit too hard and thought i had robot arms but lets not dig to heavily into that.
Lately i have just gone for a classic black jacket and the old faithful rugged look. As i ponder the future what would you suggest i do differently?
I reckon the Serpentis t-shirt (male) wuld make you look awesome, especially with a can of Quafe in the pocket, some fireworks and snowballs. sadly for you and Jester, you cannot dress in women's clothing as CCP are not in for genderfluid trans, and you have to keep your ciswhite male privilege clothing on, for now.
I also lament the lack of Quafe nipple tassles and Valvlear Glory boob pasties. They would certain be a great addition to the sortorial choices of this game. As would a shoulder parrot (cyber edition) to go with the monocles.
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Solecist Project
The Scope
Gallente Federation
28818
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Posted - 2015.12.27 14:56:16 -
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Haha ... hahahahaha xD
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