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Cyra
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Posted - 2003.12.05 11:56:00 -
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Edited by: Cyra on 05/12/2003 11:58:08
I was wondering if anyone else names their cargo cannisters in a comedic way, for example.
Canister1 'Does my bum look big in this?'
Canister2 'The size of my cargo isnt the only thing i have in common with a donkey.'
Canister3 'My other can's a Kronenbourg'
Canister4 'Come and give me some dild0 action(only for Iteron owners)'
Canister5 'Two parrots are sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and says, "Can you smell Fish?"'
Let me know of any gems you've come across and if you can, leave some comedy gold for someone else to find.
Cyra
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Mines a Kronenbourg.
Cyra
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2003.12.05 12:46:00 -
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I have named a few:
Golf Sale
Be Alert!...Eve needs Lerts
Police line Do not cross
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Eurydike
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Posted - 2003.12.05 13:07:00 -
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Comedy Names I have used:
Can-Can
I-Think-I-Can
Can-ada (no, I'm not Canadian)
Volare Can-tare
And several others.
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Sarela "Eurydike" Taris
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Atar
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Posted - 2003.12.05 14:04:00 -
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Edited by: Atar on 05/12/2003 14:05:52
Edited by: Atar on 05/12/2003 14:05:19
Can1 "Atar's Phalic Ship Manufacturing Stabber's and Iteron's made to order"
Can2 "What do you get when cross a p e n i s and a potato? A Dictator"
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Darius Shakor
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Posted - 2003.12.05 14:12:00 -
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Edited by: Darius Shakor on 05/12/2003 14:12:39
I have used a couple.
Mamouth Food
Badger Food (Why not?  )
Dar's P##n Stack
Don't open! (With a bookmark inside called "You will never become a jedi young one!".)
Cant remember any more though.
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Analysis[Ceasefire]....Complete - 'Term given to the act of firing, causing the ceasation of the life it is directed at |
Noggy
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Posted - 2003.12.05 14:15:00 -
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My common cans:
This is your Mom's Tampon!
This container contains crap!
Jettisoned Excrement
Can I have some more please sir?
Free Condoms in this can
HELP! I am trapped!
My Wife beats me
CAN you see me?
OI! My Can!
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.12.05 14:48:00 -
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"Good luck, Jim. This can will self-destruct in five seconds."
"To be, ore not to be."
"If you can read this, I forgot to empty out my jettison can."
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NAC Cephus
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Posted - 2003.12.05 15:43:00 -
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"I think I Can, I think I Can"
4 Cans were left in an Empty Belt.
1st Can "Last Resting place of Ore"
Other 3 Cans "CANdlelight Vigil"
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NGRU Rix
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Posted - 2003.12.05 16:00:00 -
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This is not the can you seek.
Ore shuttle - all aboard the Bistot Express.
Get that damn mouse pointer off my can!
Inside - Lovely bunch of coconuts.
Ore Theif Graveyard (secure can)
Mine! Mine! Mine! Down! Down! Down! Back! Back! Back! Mine! Mine! Mine!
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Zen Later
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Posted - 2003.12.05 16:03:00 -
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Ore *****s Inc...where the rocks are afraid, very afraid!
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Quagmire
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Posted - 2003.12.05 16:10:00 -
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Let me out!
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Security Director, Draconis Industries. |
SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.12.05 16:53:00 -
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Don't open! (With a bookmark inside called "You will never become a jedi young one!".)
LMAO
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-"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |
wordy
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Posted - 2003.12.05 16:56:00 -
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Don't touch what you can't afford!"
"Hey, I am cool. My mum said so!" - Milhouse Van Houten
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Georg Inekn
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Posted - 2003.12.05 16:57:00 -
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Mr. CanÖ
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Adliger Krieger
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Posted - 2003.12.07 01:13:00 -
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Funniest I have seen:
"Where to keep the fat chicks"
I beleive it was a Giant Secure Container
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Tactin
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Posted - 2003.12.07 01:47:00 -
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Seen at Amamake jump in point:
Dont worry itll be over in 10 secs.
...made me laugh anyway 
I Laugh in the face of Danger... ...
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Znaei
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Posted - 2003.12.07 01:50:00 -
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"Znaei has started to target jam Used Tampon"
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
voogru
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Posted - 2003.12.07 02:08:00 -
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Edited by: voogru on 07/12/2003 02:10:53
neat little trick I did on chaos, was quite funny.
Find a place with a bunch of people in it.
Drop a can and name it "you".
Target jam it.
Everyone sees "xyz has started trying to target jam you."
On chaos, everyone started attacking me, was pretty funny .
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Your 425mm Prototype I Gauss Gun perfectly strikes Guardian Enforcer, wrecking for 827.3 damage. |
NewChina
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Posted - 2003.12.07 03:22:00 -
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"open me and i will explode"
"NewChina's little box"
"date/time and a #if in a mining op"
"i hear and i forget, i see and i understand, i do and i remember" |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2003.12.07 03:46:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Atar on 05/12/2003 14:05:52
Edited by: Atar on 05/12/2003 14:05:19
Can1 "Atar's Phalic Ship Manufacturing Stabber's and Iteron's made to order"
Can2 "What do you get when cross a p e n i s and a potato? A Dictator"
man those were HORRIBLE
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Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
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Lord Azraiel
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Posted - 2003.12.07 06:08:00 -
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haha thats hilarious voogru. A mate of own had one that said, "Touch this can and your nuts will implode."
"I'm comin' for ya, and Hell's comin' with me!" |
Lord Azraiel
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Posted - 2003.12.07 06:08:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Azraiel on 07/12/2003 06:09:44
Edit: Odd. Double post 
"I'm comin' for ya, and Hell's comin' with me!" |
Znaei
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Posted - 2003.12.07 06:17:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: voogru on 07/12/2003 02:10:53
neat little trick I did on chaos, was quite funny.
Find a place with a bunch of people in it.
Drop a can and name it "you".
Target jam it.
Everyone sees "xyz has started trying to target jam you."
On chaos, everyone started attacking me, was pretty funny .
I remember that,Im one of those who attacked you
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |
Hodokie Seek
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Posted - 2003.12.07 06:18:00 -
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Edited by: Hodokie Seek on 07/12/2003 06:20:08
25 m/s Zone
Hard Had Area
Turn off all radio type devices, blasting in progress.
edit:List format screwed up.
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Quote:
[07:11:41] Hodokie Seek > k, will probably go in my Tristan.
[07:12:18] xxxx > tristan? is it a hazardous area?
[07:12:27] Hodokie Seek > Yep
[07:12:34] xxxx > nuts
[07:12:37] Hodokie Seek > Yep
[07:12:52] xxxx > wouldn't be so bad, but i'd hate to lose my implants
[07:13:06] xxxx > i'll go in my omen
/emote Hodokie Seek <---- No implants and no brains.
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Ruby LeFonte
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Posted - 2003.12.07 11:27:00 -
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Some of mine:
- If you can read this, you're too close
- My other Can is a Huge Secure Container
- My Alt has a Kestrel with Cruise Missiles
- The Ogres are in my Drone Bay
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Lucre
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Posted - 2003.12.07 11:38:00 -
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(saw this one the other day)
"If found please return to Great Wildlands"
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2003.12.07 11:44:00 -
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Free Stuff!
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sarha
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Posted - 2003.12.07 13:03:00 -
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Pandora's box
Box of Tricks
Think outside the box
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Paniq
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Posted - 2003.12.07 15:47:00 -
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i think the best one i've heard of so far was: "May contain nuts"
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