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Elliot Reid
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2007.01.19 15:50:00 -
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The Perfect day ......for Her..
8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants,
open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blowdry.
12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she has gained 17kg.
1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 - Nap.
4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
full length mirror.
7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
from other diners/dancers.
10.00 - Hot shower (alone).
10.50 - Carried to bed...(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen.)
11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
The perfect day......For Him..
6.00 - Alarm
6.15 - Blow job.
6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
7.00 - Breakfast - Rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 - Jump on Bike.
7.45 - Scr a p e both knees and pull a 400 yard minger en-route to airport.
Group of admiring girls rush up at traffic lights to tell you how cool
you are and give you their phone numbers.
9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 - Limo to Mirage resort Golf club (Blow job en-route)
9.45 - Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 - Lunch - Pie, Chips and gravy, 3 Lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 - Blow job.
12.30 - Play back nine (of golf course) - 4 under.
2.15 - Limo back to the airport (several beers).
2.30 - Fly to Cairns.
3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Mcpherson (bending
over....naturally)
6.45 - ****, Shower and Shave.
7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated, ********* and ****
legalised.
7.30 - Dinner: Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big Juicy
fillet
steak followed by Ice-Cream served on a big pair of ****.
9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as
you
watch match of the day...Man Utd losing by 6 goals to nil.
9.30 - Sex with three women (all with ******* tendencies...some
bending over)
11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing
ale.
11.30 - A night cap blow-job.
11.45 - In bed alone.
11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog
to leave the room.
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Chode Rizoum
Minmatar
TEMPTATION INC.
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Posted - 2007.01.19 15:59:00 -
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ehm... what movie are you from?
TEMPTATION INC. Killboard |
Fazoli
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Posted - 2007.01.19 16:02:00 -
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Men typically enjoy blowjobs when flying too. It calms the nerves.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.19 16:05:00 -
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I simply ctrl+F'd the word sex to see if it was in there
Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -ISD
Marcus Thinks Eve who knew!? |
Ravelin Eb
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.19 16:18:00 -
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If i had but one day like that in my life, i would consider it complete.
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Vaatzes
Standard Operations Building Services
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Posted - 2007.01.19 16:23:00 -
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9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as
you
watch match of the day...Man Utd losing by 6 goals to nil.
This would make any day perfect ^^
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.19 16:49:00 -
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Actually in my opinion a perfect day would be looting some +30 implants and getting pounced on by local hot chick 
DOWN WITH CTRL+Q!!! |
Krulla
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.19 17:00:00 -
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The male's "perfect" day ain't perfect. Too little sex, too much other stuff.
Sigs are for noobs. |
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.19 17:15:00 -
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 Originally by: Krulla
The male's "perfect" day ain't perfect. Too little sex, too much other stuff.
Not to mention I don't really enjoy taking a dump its just something that has to be done lol.
The male perfect day in my opinion.
Sleep till 1
Wake up Go out to get the mail
Trip and fall into forest
Get raped by amazons who for some reason live in a north american forest
DOWN WITH CTRL+Q!!! |
Denrace
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.01.20 01:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ravelin Eb
If i had but one day like that in my life, i would consider it complete.
Amen.
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