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Yarosara Ruil
Caldari State
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Posted - 2016.01.07 17:06:34 -
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This guide is a farce. Both descriptors are mutually dependant, as you can't be a citizen of the Minmatar Republic without being an idiot, so by default most idiots are already savvy of the religion and history of their own nation. And fringe cases wouldn't be interested in such topics either way due to the fact they are idiots.
I suggest a rebranding of your guide for clarity, Blood Raider scum.
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Yatolila Koskanaiken
Material Extraction Enterprise
3
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Posted - 2016.01.07 17:08:42 -
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I feel as though everyone is taking this to be a guide for non-Minmatar persons wishing to learn about Minmatar history. I'm beginning to take another view, though. Perhaps this is designed as a basic introductory text for Minmatar?
It would certainly explain the use of "mud and sticks"; boiling down the incredibly complex material science involved in spaceflight to simple concepts, to be understood by simple people. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1747
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Posted - 2016.01.07 18:12:48 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Arrendis wrote:Truly, one of the definitive idiots of our time. Arrendiot talking about idiots, that's the apogee of the hypocrisy.
And in the amazing scope of your Kimfinitesimal mind, you've still proven unable to come up with a second jibe to throw at me. After all this time. You really are as bad at this as everything else, aren't you, Di-di? Do you need the concept Kimplified?
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
Sani-Sabik
1183
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Posted - 2016.01.07 18:50:33 -
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Arrendis wrote:... Kimfinitesimal... ...Kimplified...
PUNSTOPPABLE !
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Nick Bete
The Scope
Gallente Federation
382
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Posted - 2016.01.08 01:33:49 -
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That was bad and Valate should feel bad for posting it. Since when is racism and bigotry, thinly disguised as satire, funny? |
morion
Lighting Build
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Posted - 2016.01.08 05:47:48 -
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page 3 children's reader |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2387
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Posted - 2016.01.08 07:26:30 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:Well, whoever heard of a spaceship made of sticks and mud ? Why not just call things by their actual names? I mean, how confused would you be if I started calling a hoohaw a gewgon?
Except that gewgon is a perfectly cromulent description of a hoohaw.
Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
329
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Posted - 2016.01.08 07:46:43 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Except that gewgon is a perfectly cromulent description of a hoohaw.
Finally someone speaks sense in this thread.
"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
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Ria Nieyli
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Posted - 2016.01.08 08:18:38 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Ria Nieyli wrote:Valerie Valate wrote:Well, whoever heard of a spaceship made of sticks and mud ? Why not just call things by their actual names? I mean, how confused would you be if I started calling a hoohaw a gewgon? Except that gewgon is a perfectly cromulent description of a hoohaw.
I did not mean to imply that it was not. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to perform a most velocitous extramuralisation. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
2297
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Posted - 2016.01.08 09:16:59 -
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Arrendis wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Arrendis wrote:Truly, one of the definitive idiots of our time. Arrendiot talking about idiots, that's the apogee of the hypocrisy. And in the amazing scope of your Kimfinitesimal mind, you've still proven unable to come up with a second jibe to throw at me. After all this time. You really are as bad at this as everything else, aren't you, Di-di? Do you need the concept Kimplified?
Unlike your "jibes", my description is the correct one, Arrendiot. Now cease polluting GalNet with such stupidity. Thanks in advance.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Taunrich Kaufmann
Caldari Executive Mining and Exploration
59
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Posted - 2016.01.09 14:51:33 -
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Is this the sequel to Pax Amarria? 10/10.
Caldari Loyalists Facebook page
Concept Corax Kaalakiota CEO Skin
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Ember Kilravok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2016.01.09 19:37:29 -
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Firstly, it takes a lot of genius and discipline to discover a way to create a functional spaceship out of mud and sticks. You might ridicule us, but that is only the jealousy born from your lack of scientific comprehension.
Secondly, that text was clearly written by Ammaarr slavers. Necst thyme, ask one of the Tribes to write it. That way at least, there would be less spelling mistakes.
Thirdly, and a further proof that this was written by an Ammaar, or your parents, had ever taken the time to take a break from forcing your rotten mushroom based delusions onto others and at least once took to non-mathematical multiplication, they certainly would have taught you, there truly is nothing better than reproduction. |
Deitra Vess
Scope Works
Psychotic Tendencies.
840
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Posted - 2016.01.09 21:12:18 -
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Ember Kilravok wrote:Firstly, it takes a lot of genius and discipline to discover a way to create a functional spaceship out of mud and sticks. You might ridicule us, but that is only the jealousy born from your lack of scientific comprehension.
Secondly, that text was clearly written by Ammaarr slavers. Necst thyme, ask one of the Tribes to write it. That way at least, there would be less spelling mistakes.A Sani Sabik, It was written by a blooder.
Thirdly, and a further proof that this was written by an Ammaar, or your parents, had ever taken the time to take a break from forcing your rotten mushroom based delusions onto others and at least once took to non-mathematical multiplication, they certainly would have taught you, there truly is nothing better than reproduction.
Fixed it for ya!
The other points I fully agree with. |
Ember Kilravok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2016.01.09 22:12:58 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:
Fixed it for ya!
The other points I fully agree with.
Cheers, much appreciated. |
Deitra Vess
Scope Works
Psychotic Tendencies.
841
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Posted - 2016.01.09 22:47:29 -
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Ember Kilravok wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:
Fixed it for ya!
The other points I fully agree with.
Cheers, much appreciated.
No problem, glad I could help! |
Yatolila Koskanaiken
Material Extraction Enterprise
6
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Posted - 2016.01.10 12:43:16 -
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Ember Kilravok wrote:Firstly, it takes a lot of genius and discipline to discover a way to create a functional spaceship out of mud and sticks. You might ridicule us, but that is only the jealousy born from your lack of scientific comprehension.
Secondly, that text was clearly written by Ammaarr slavers. Necst thyme, ask one of the Tribes to write it. That way at least, there would be less spelling mistakes.
Thirdly, and a further proof that this was written by an Ammaar, or your parents, had ever taken the time to take a break from forcing your rotten mushroom based delusions onto others and at least once took to non-mathematical multiplication, they certainly would have taught you, there truly is nothing better than reproduction.
It's always pleasant to see such a charming ambassador for a race. Less spelling mistakes, indeed. |
morion
Lighting Build
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Posted - 2016.01.10 13:03:24 -
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Children's Reader Page 4 |
morion
Lighting Build
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Posted - 2016.01.10 22:45:19 -
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Children's Reader Page 5 |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
967
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Posted - 2016.01.11 02:43:39 -
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Morion, instead of babbling incomprehensibly or using crayon drawings so difficult to interpret that not even my wife can figure it out (and she's much better than anyone I know of when it comes to data processing), why don't you just convey whatever it was you are getting with any plain language the Universal Translator can read?
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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morion
Lighting Build
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Posted - 2016.01.11 03:18:47 -
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Thank you, concepts included are mathematical, economical,
spatial, religious, historical, symbolic, ritualistic, accurate, truthful to my experience.
Out of order as time paradox are. Pages can be better ordered as people see fit.
Current numbering is order of production.
There is lots of info to cover.
Keep reading there is a boat load of info included for those that can see...
Comments welcome. please and if all pages in one post if someone has time thanks.
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Sointu Luonnotar
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
145
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Posted - 2016.01.11 13:39:25 -
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Surely you meant "an idiotic guide to Minmatar religion and history?" |
morion
Lighting Build
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Posted - 2016.01.11 15:04:20 -
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This is not my thread and I did not create the title for it.
When I get time I plan to start a new thread and take it further.
With a topic header of my choosing. |
Ria Nieyli
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Posted - 2016.01.11 15:08:48 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Morion, instead of babbling incomprehensibly or using crayon drawings so difficult to interpret that not even my wife can figure it out (and she's much better than anyone I know of when it comes to data processing), why don't you just convey whatever it was you are getting with any plain language the Universal Translator can read?
Your wife is apparently not as smart as you think she is.
#5 was my favourite. |
Yarosara Ruil
Caldari State
86
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Posted - 2016.01.11 15:28:21 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Morion, instead of babbling incomprehensibly or using crayon drawings so difficult to interpret that not even my wife can figure it out (and she's much better than anyone I know of when it comes to data processing), why don't you just convey whatever it was you are getting with any plain language the Universal Translator can read?
Come now Ser Egivand, you shouldn't mock her cave drawings. Only recently has she mastered the use of tools, and it is not our place to judge her attempts at evolving from her current evolutionary stage. Hopefully she might learn how to create fire so she can read her scribbles when night falls on her home planet. |
Siddhar Gangari
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
46
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Posted - 2016.01.11 17:07:17 -
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An idiot's guide, written by by an idiot. How quaint. |
Charlinda Akheteru
Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
Hedonistic Imperative
18
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Posted - 2016.01.12 04:23:18 -
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The fact that anyone bothered to actually read the thing, seeing the identity of the poster...
*sighs*
A few of you, I'm quite fond of, yet I worry that you might be as vapid as Valerie if you actually gave this posting serious attention.
AIA Pharmaceuticals: What's your drug of choice?Gäó
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Yatolila Koskanaiken
Material Extraction Enterprise
13
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Posted - 2016.01.12 09:37:16 -
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I continue to be unsurprised by the lack of substantial critique being posed here. The only opposition to be seen remains the bleating of people unhappy to see the Minmatar portrayed in any light other than positive. |
Haru'kai Vidaraltyr
0
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Posted - 2016.01.12 09:50:38 -
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Yatolila Koskanaiken wrote:I continue to be unsurprised by the lack of substantial critique being posed here. The only opposition to be seen remains the bleating of people unhappy to see the Minmatar portrayed in any light other than positive.
It's an attempt at light satire, mildly diverting. I can't imagine why anyone would take the time to critique such a flummery.
I am bemused by the number of people who seem to take it seriously, however.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
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Anyanka Funk
Sanguis Inceptum
Of Questionable Repute
573
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Posted - 2016.01.12 11:16:45 -
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Charlinda Akheteru wrote:The fact that anyone bothered to actually read the thing, seeing the identity of the poster...
*sighs*
A few of you, I'm quite fond of, yet I worry that you might be as vapid as Valerie if you actually gave this posting serious attention.
I killed the slaves you wanted and gave away the drugs you wanted |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
Sani-Sabik
1230
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Posted - 2016.01.19 18:11:15 -
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Charlinda Akheteru wrote:The fact that anyone bothered to actually read the thing, seeing the identity of the poster...
*sighs*
A few of you, I'm quite fond of, yet I worry that you might be as vapid as Valerie if you actually gave this posting serious attention.
I don't think you 'get' my posting.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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