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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 01:02:00 -
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Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 22/01/2007 01:48:07
Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 22/01/2007 01:11:23
1. Playing With Scissors is not only dangerous when running but also when in the front of an lcd screen. -Marcus TheMartin
2. Call evasion on a Technical Support floor is bad, Mkay -Asimov Andies
3. Eating a strong curry with no loo paper in the house is not fun. -Admiral Sket
4.just because it tastes good, it doesn't mean you can eat more. -Grimpak
Please resize your signature picture to be no more than 400x120 pixels, 24000 bytes. - Devil ([email protected]) |
Asimov Andies
Gallente
Red Blade Industries
United Corporations of Eve
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Posted - 2007.01.22 01:03:00 -
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2. Call evasion on a Technical Support floor is bad, Mkay
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Why are they shooting at us Captain? |
Admai Sket
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Posted - 2007.01.22 01:34:00 -
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3. Eating a strong curry with no loo paper in the house is not fun.
BRING SHARKY AND GEORGE TO DVD |
Grimpak
Gallente
Twisted Attitude
Apocalyptica.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 01:45:00 -
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just because it tastes good, it doesn't mean you can eat more.
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 Originally by: Tiuwaz
for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons 
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Ice Conch
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Posted - 2007.01.22 02:09:00 -
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Edited by: Ice Conch on 22/01/2007 02:05:41
anal sex with a man isnt homosexual if you are giving it, only if you are receiving
Originally by: Fogy
Originally by: James 315
Why do people say hi to Aneu?
Its like the "Where's Waldo" book.. but "waldo" got his forum access removed.. now he keeps changing costumes
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.22 02:12:00 -
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Avoid Thursdays.
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Asimov Andies
Gallente
Red Blade Industries
United Corporations of Eve
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Posted - 2007.01.22 02:39:00 -
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Edited by: Asimov Andies on 22/01/2007 02:36:49
Staples and power outlets don't get along.
CHON does not support the removal of their ore to make room for a Hyper Space Bypass They will pod the demolition and collection crew.
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Why are they shooting at us Captain? |
Wild Rho
Amarr
Black Omega Security
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Posted - 2007.01.22 11:29:00 -
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You should leave the world as you came in, naked and screaming.
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.22 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
You should leave the world as you came in, naked and screaming.
Please resize your signature picture to be no more than 400x120 pixels, 24000 bytes. - Devil ([email protected]) |
Joe Chancian
Minmatar
Priuma Interstellar Commerce
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Posted - 2007.01.22 19:29:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Wild Rho
You should leave the world as you came in, naked and screaming.
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"You think they know what we're doing?"
"Well, we're not here to sell cookies.. So they know something's up.."
I'm all out of sig.
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FooB2
Caldari
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2007.01.22 19:45:00 -
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never ever emboss courswork with a picture of gary glitter. it is automatic fail.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
Etruscan Kings
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:09:00 -
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When transporting scissors you should always keep the pointy end pointed away from you and hold them as far from your body as possible. That way if you fall you don't stab yourself. You should also run as fast as possible to get to your destination ASAP.
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Traditional morality is just a clever way for the weak masses to shackle the strong individual. -- Callicles |
Gothikia
Gothikia's Home for Wayward Boys
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: FooB2
never ever emboss courswork with a picture of gary glitter. it is automatic fail.
then your place of education sucks, we do it all the time on our presentations. However, if all else fails, try David Hasslehoff, always works a charm when an entire class is sitting in "dont hassle the hoff" t-shirts when the scottish qualification authority auditor is in checking the classes progress 
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FooB2
Caldari
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:19:00 -
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Edited by: FooB2 on 22/01/2007 20:16:02
it may not have been so much the picture of gary glitter, but mainly the script behind the databses front-end that made it change its background colour to something random every 10 milliseconds.
it reminded me of a loading screen from a commadre 64 and is probably the msot lethal thing ever made to epileptics. i now suspect my marker was probably epileptic.
*EDIT* i still ave this database but its on my computer at college. i will go there tomorrow, retrieve it and strip it down bar the offending form. and upload it for you all to see. i personally thought it was marvellous.
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Gothikia
Gothikia's Home for Wayward Boys
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Posted - 2007.01.22 20:25:00 -
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hehe sweet 
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Apocryphai
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:16:00 -
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Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing!
Man I learned that hard way 
Originally by: Victor Valka
What the skull-chick said.
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hattifnatt
Gallente
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:34:00 -
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It is possible to cut yourself on the back side of an axe.
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Rina Shanu
Computer-Aided General Exploitation
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Posted - 2007.01.22 21:54:00 -
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Marcus TheMartin beats me at forums. :P
>> JOIN CAGE <<
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Asimov Andies
Gallente
Red Blade Industries
United Corporations of Eve
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Posted - 2007.01.23 02:16:00 -
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Fubar Me is tattoed on my pod somewhere for that is always what happens to it.
Cars go fast and hurt when they hit you. (thank god the guy was braking, how I only got bruised by it I have no idea)
Full Time School and a Full Time Job makes me miss EVE.
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Why are they shooting at us Captain? |
Jin Entres
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.01.23 10:11:00 -
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Do not pee against the wind.
If you restrain from urinating for long enough, you may die (of water poisoning).
There is no animal called Kebab.
Most Guinness record holders are aliens.
Everyone dies.
If you think about it, laughing is really just making weird noises.
If it looks wrong and feels wrong, it probably is.
God is the Santa Claus for adults.
Chuck Norris is the Santa Claus for god.
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Admai Sket
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
3. Eating a strong curry with no loo paper in the house is not fun. -Admiral Sket
That's not my name.
I got my sig snipped again. Can someone make me a new one? |
Ice Conch
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Posted - 2007.01.23 13:11:00 -
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You can take all the edits at the top of your post out by highlighting them then pressing the backspace key.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:56:00 -
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Originally by: Admai Sket
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
3. Eating a strong curry with no loo paper in the house is not fun. -Admiral Sket
That's not my name.
Yes it is admiral 
Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Petwraith (mods@ccpgames) |
Severe McCald
Caldari
Eve Defence Force
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Posted - 2007.01.23 17:35:00 -
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However good she looks, somewhere there is a guy who is tired of all her ****.
Store beer in a cool, dark place.
Spend fun times in cool, dark places.
Seize the day. (Or: "Only begin!" as Goethe put it).
Keep multiple agendas in mind. You may not be able to progress one, but that may be an opportunity to push forward another. (Is this another variation of the previous one?).
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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hattifnatt
Gallente
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.01.24 22:22:00 -
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Humanity is like cut lows theres no lower limit.
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Kurren
Farscape Mining
Hitchhiker's Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.24 23:15:00 -
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Inevitably, you will eventually meet the person that you hate in game in real life.
-You have probably already seen them and don't even know it.
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Life's a joke, and you're the punch-line.
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My Sig Is Not Too Big...
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IDesert FoxI
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Posted - 2007.01.25 13:14:00 -
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Don't take life too seriously. Your not going to get out of it alive.
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Datsun Achura
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.01.25 13:35:00 -
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If you can't be good, be careful.
If you can't be careful, buy a pram
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Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.25 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
You should leave the world as you came in, naked and screaming.
nonono
You should leave the world as you came in, naked, screaming, and covered in blood.
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Mitten
Caldari
Destructive Influence Apocalypse
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Posted - 2007.01.25 13:49:00 -
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Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, write manuals.
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