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Feminist Robot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.12 23:09:38 -
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Archetype,
I have sent a mail to Devorev73, but would like to take the time to chat about something important. Have you ever been sitting on the undock of a station with a bunch of wars wondering, "what the **** am i doing and why am i killing so many empty shuttles????!?!?". Well Devorev73 was thinking exactly that earlier today as he was heroicly engaging in pvp activities of the poo-flavor when he quickly found his ship in grave danger. You see, bads like you depend on being able to dock back up when threatened but little Timmy the Dodixie docking agent is fed up with your foolishness and contracted me to remove your training wheels.
Fortunately for you, Timmy and I are great friends and Ive drafted up a permit that you and your friends can pay for in order to continue your "fun". The cost is 500,000,000 ISK per month and is only good for Dodixie stations. I also want to inform you that as President of Bumpers Anonymous I have connections all across New Eden. I can totally arrange a field trip for you and your crew if you want to see how the big kids play.
Please let me know your decision as Timmy is pretty upset and cant tolerate much more without an addition example being made. Alternatively you can probably move to Rens and Hek with all the other Brutors.
Get the **** of the undock,
Feminist Robot
President of Bumpers Anonymous |
Feminist Robot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.12 23:52:51 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Feminist Robot wrote:Archetype,
I have sent a mail to Devorev73, but would like to take the time to chat about something important. Have you ever been sitting on the undock of a station with a bunch of wars wondering, "what the **** am i doing and why am i killing so many empty shuttles????!?!?". Well Devorev73 was thinking exactly that earlier today as he was heroicly engaging in pvp activities of the poo-flavor when he quickly found his ship in grave danger. You see, bads like you depend on being able to dock back up when threatened but little Timmy the Dodixie docking agent is fed up with your foolishness and contracted me to remove your training wheels.
Fortunately for you, Timmy and I are great friends and Ive drafted up a permit that you and your friends can pay for in order to continue your "fun". The cost is 500,000,000 ISK per month and is only good for Dodixie stations. I also want to inform you that as President of Bumpers Anonymous I have connections all across New Eden. I can totally arrange a field trip for you and your crew if you want to see how the big kids play.
Please let me know your decision as Timmy is pretty upset and cant tolerate much more without an addition example being made. Alternatively you can probably move to Rens and Hek with all the other Brutors.
Get the **** of the undock,
Feminist Robot
President of Bumpers Anonymous Post on your main, as you have no balls otherwise.
You mean you dont have this character marked with standings? I dont blame you for not wanting to try a little harder though. In this casem this character is my main (thanks for making me break character). Im an inter-galactic permit saleswoman that is mostly independant amd doesnt need no man.
So would you like to tall more about how buying a permit will benefit you? Man, I still find it hilarious that Archetype's intel is THIS bad. Sir im not just an alt. Im a bump alt. |
Feminist Robot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.13 13:02:38 -
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Dirty Forum Alt wrote:I think you are going to have to give them a few demonstrations before they are interested in buying - particularly at that permit price 
I spoke with Timmy about the permit pricing, and unfortunately I can't do anything about it. He said the union sets the price for these permits and that the subject isn't up for negotiation until next quarters regional union meeting. If I recall the last time this similar situation was going on in the Jita 4-4 undock Archetype was forcibly ejected and basically treated like sub-humans.
Saeger, can we talk about how purchasing a permit will bring you great joy and prosperity?
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Feminist Robot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.13 19:16:46 -
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Saeger1737 wrote:Sol epoch wrote: Saeger telling somebody they haven't got any! He wouldn't know what they where if he was tea bagged! Do you ever proof read anything you write?
Why are you ignoring me? Please RP with me. You guys can't pvp so at least RP with me. |
Feminist Robot
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.14 06:32:31 -
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Kaely Tanniss wrote:...oh wait..it's not because you had your entire alliance smashed by a single CODE member is it? nah..couldn't be salty about that now could you..I suggest you move along before you embarass yourself 
What are you even talking about? |
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