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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:11:00 -
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It was a foggy dank morning as I woke and logged on.
I undocked from the SAK station and scanned the belts and there it was an ibis fresh from the insurance companies wallet.
I narrowed down my scan to 5 degrees and pinpointed his location.
I warp in to aid the galactic scrap metal drive.
I find him humping a veld roid as I lock scram and proceed to use my patented antimatter recyling process to convert his ibis into scrap and I used his corpse to make a green wafer (goes great with toast).
*pats self on back*
Half Assed Rhymage |

Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:14:00 -
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proof or stfu
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tiller
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:17:00 -
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I've flown with you Marcus so I feel pretty confident to state that your making this up.
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Puupuu
mUfFiN fAcToRy
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:23:00 -
[4]
What was the loot?
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Cadela Fria
Amarr Veto. Academy Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: tiller I've flown with you Marcus so I feel pretty confident to state that your making this up.
That has to be the most brainless post you have ever made Tiller  - New sig in the workings -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right - ....*steals a cookie from the ISD cookie yarr* >_> |

Cadela Fria
Amarr Veto. Academy Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:25:00 -
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Edited by: Cadela Fria on 31/01/2007 13:21:23 EDIT: dbl post  - New sig in the workings -Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right - ....*steals a cookie from the ISD cookie yarr* >_> |

Damien Smith
Turbulent Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:25:00 -
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You killed an ibis?!?! That's the most fearsome ship in the whole of eve!
Congrats.  ----------- Join channel 'Turby' or die! (bring pie) I <3 carebears on toast ^^ - Xorus I'll trade you some carebears for some sheep -Tirg
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Dian Cecht
Omnicorp Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:37:00 -
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Edited by: Dian Cecht on 31/01/2007 13:35:44 The inhumanity of it all!!
Think of all the hard work that pilot put in to get into that ship and you blow it away without a second thought! For his own sake, I hope he had that Ibis insured.
Dian
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zwerg
Caldari mUfFiN fAcToRy Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:41:00 -
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MarcusTheMartin.
Spamming Forums with silly and "noone interested in-" bullheckbbq, TM
wouldnt that be the sig of ya choice 
Save the whales!!! Harpoon some Amarrians!!!! It's great being minmatard isnt it?!
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Demora Anglis
Amarr The Splinter Syndicate SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.31 13:44:00 -
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I bet that was one tasty Ibis you killed in Tasti.
Originally by: Zappapapa I beat a Dominix and an Armageddon with a Dominix, thus Dominix > Dominix + Armageddon. Subtracting a Dominix from each side gives you 0 > Armageddon. QED, Amarr
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Wild Rho
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.01.31 14:05:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor proof or stfu
That really shouldn't make me laugh but it did.
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
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Gunner Cid
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.01.31 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho ...
Your sig made my day 
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Jason Marshall
Hammer Of Light Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2007.01.31 15:56:00 -
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Sir, teach me your ebil ways. 
Tacky lens flares in sigs 4tw! |

FooB2
Caldari Northern Intelligence SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.31 16:06:00 -
[14]
EVERYONE....
HIP HIP HOORAH
HIP HIP HOORAH
HIP HIP............
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Xtreem
Gallente Fire Mandrill Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.31 16:39:00 -
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hey i think we missed the point here, gott give credit to the guy having the balls to fly a ship like the ibis without any support or backup fleet!
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Samirol
Sanguine Legion
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Posted - 2007.01.31 16:47:00 -
[16]
show fraps and pretend you are the best low sec pirate corp evar plz
*Currently taking a break from the forums.*
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Shigsy
Caldari Four Horsemen
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:01:00 -
[17]
Oh look, another marcus post/thread. What a surprise...


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PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy Oh look, another marcus post/thread. What a surprise...

Oh look a troll. 
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:04:00 -
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Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 31/01/2007 17:00:12
Originally by: Shigsy hi marcus \o/
Your keyboard was obviously broken so I fixed it for you  
Half Assed Rhymage |

PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:06:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 31/01/2007 17:00:12
Originally by: Shigsy hi marcus \o/
Your keyboard was obviously broken so I fixed it for you  
Admit it! He's your alt and you have some deep emotional/psychological problems.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:11:00 -
[21]
Originally by: PCaBoo
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 31/01/2007 17:00:12
Originally by: Shigsy hi marcus \o/
Your keyboard was obviously broken so I fixed it for you  
Admit it! He's your alt and you have some deep emotional/psychological problems.
My alt is an aqua teen hunger force character
Half Assed Rhymage |

PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:15:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
My alt is an aqua teen hunger force character
Interesting, 2 of my alts are from Sealab.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: PCaBoo
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
My alt is an aqua teen hunger force character
Interesting, 2 of my alts are from Sealab.
oh snap
Half Assed Rhymage |

T'Renn
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:29:00 -
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I'm really Xander Cruise. This and "Barnaby Jones" are my two alts.
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: PCaBoo
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
My alt is an aqua teen hunger force character
Interesting, 2 of my alts are from Sealab.
oh snap
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PCaBoo
Newbies On Xstacy The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: T'Renn I'm really Xander Cruise. This and "Barnaby Jones" are my two alts.
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: PCaBoo
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
My alt is an aqua teen hunger force character
Interesting, 2 of my alts are from Sealab.
oh snap
T'Renn should've seen one of my alts this morning in Egghelende. :)
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Mutant Caldari
Caldari VSP Corp. R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.01.31 17:54:00 -
[26]
 Yeah I am a pirate.What are you gonna do about it? |

Kumq uat
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.01.31 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: T'Renn I'm really Xander Cruise. This and "Barnaby Jones" are my two alts.
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: PCaBoo
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
My alt is an aqua teen hunger force character
Interesting, 2 of my alts are from Sealab.
oh snap
Your sig gets bonus points for drawing on Mr. Bungle for material.
www.eve-pirate.com author and goat molestor.
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Sir Dancealot
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Posted - 2007.01.31 18:59:00 -
[28]
Originally by: whole thread stuffz
lmfao
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T'Renn
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Posted - 2007.01.31 19:13:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Kumq uat
Your sig gets bonus points for drawing on Mr. Bungle for material.
Heh. REEEEEEE! DUN-DANT. --
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ReePeR McAllem
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2007.01.31 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
I used his corpse to make a green wafer (goes great with toast).
Tasty! i'll have to pass you on a copy of my "corpse food for thought" cook book. (TM)
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Kehmor
Caldari PAK
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Posted - 2007.01.31 19:54:00 -
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fantastic how this thread gets less flames than a carrier kill 
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Ikvar
I WILL ROCK YOUR FACE
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Posted - 2007.01.31 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: zwerg MarcusTheMartin.
Spamming Forums with silly and "noone interested in-" bullheckbbq, TM
wouldnt that be the sig of ya choice 
Originally by: Rekindle I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
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VJ Maverick
Caldari Maverick Specialized Services
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Posted - 2007.01.31 20:02:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin It was a foggy dank morning as I woke and logged on.
I undocked from the SAK station and scanned the belts and there it was an ibis fresh from the insurance companies wallet.
I narrowed down my scan to 5 degrees and pinpointed his location.
I warp in to aid the galactic scrap metal drive.
I find him humping a veld roid as I lock scram and proceed to use my patented antimatter recyling process to convert his ibis into scrap and I used his corpse to make a green wafer (goes great with toast).
*pats self on back*
Congrats on breaking his tank before he could call in reinforcements from the neighboring systems.
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zeroh
Caldari The Black Rabbits Fatal Persuasion
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Posted - 2007.01.31 23:12:00 -
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mad props nice 1
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FooB2
Caldari Northern Intelligence SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.31 23:32:00 -
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WHERE IS MY HOORAH?
YOU WILL GET NO MORE PROPS FROM ME TILL I SEE IT.
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Nir
The Doldrums
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Posted - 2007.01.31 23:36:00 -
[36]
I killed a Velator once. But forgot to turn FRAPS on. 
At least i'll always have my forum PVP.
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Gadfly Hawke
G-Tek Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2007.01.31 23:47:00 -
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Wow! What an achievement, Oh Great One! Many times have I surrendered to the power of the mighty Ibis without so much as risking a shot, in fear that discovery would lead to my destruction at the ends of its mighty Civilian armament. To see that a mere human has actually defeated this leviathan gives me hope that someday I too will achieve this nearly impossible task.
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Shania Eria
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Posted - 2007.02.01 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: FooB2 ... quote]
The greatest sig ever made in the history of eve!
It's better than the sock monkey!
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Fedaykinn
Infinitus Odium Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.01 01:37:00 -
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Originally by: Gadfly Hawke Wow! What an achievement, Oh Great One! Many times have I surrendered to the power of the mighty Ibis without so much as risking a shot, in fear that discovery would lead to my destruction at the ends of its mighty Civilian armament. To see that a mere human has actually defeated this leviathan gives me hope that someday I too will achieve this nearly impossible task.
Lmao :D
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B0rn2KiLL
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2007.02.01 02:23:00 -
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lol ---
new sig, Hijack it and ill eat u. *Imaran hands B0rn2KiLL a fork - Come get some!11 
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Mirirar
Solstice Systems Development Concourse
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Posted - 2007.02.01 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor proof or stfu
Can we seriously take this back to the WOW boards and leave it there?
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.01 03:04:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor fantastic how this thread gets less flames than a carrier kill 
Because parodies are AWXM!!!!!
Also every thread my corp touches dosen't go to sh*t. . .
And now that I've said that stand by for flames *goes into bunker*
Half Assed Rhymage |

Xoria Krint
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.02.01 03:16:00 -
[43]
It's fake.. ---
My Movies
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Xoria Krint
The Movement
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Posted - 2007.02.01 03:16:00 -
[44]
It's fake.. ---
My Movies
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Crimson Onyx
MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2007.02.01 04:23:00 -
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hehe nice1 marcus couldn't you even ask for a ransom? gawd didn't i teach you anything 
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