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Kragis
Amarr
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.01 22:22:00 -
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One year ago, the Dead Parrot Shoppe was founded by two noobs with an idea: recruit good people, train together, and you can build a loyal playerbase that is capable of anything. Skillpoints come in time; brains last forever.
Four months ago, The Dead Parrot Shoppe created an Alliance that believed those same principles. How well have we done?
- 0.0 Access
- Survived an MC Wardec
- Smashed another pirate/industrial alliance
- Repelled multiple mercenary contracts
- Erected over a dozen POS's
- Created a "Safe missioning zone" in low sec for over five months
- Helped build a 400 member alliance where every single member is a part of the team
- Established a rigorous training program for new members
In short, FOOM, as the flagship corporation of the Brutally Clever Empire, is thriving today in 0.0 on the same principles that it was founded under: be honest, true to your word, welcome all decent folks, and play fair - trust that those who believe in the same will flock to your banner.
Are you:
- Not a pirate?
- Bearing at least a little intelligence and a good sense of humor?
- Generally past the age where your voice *****s regularly?
- Not interested in throwing in some random vulgarity every fifth word?
Then maybe FOOM is the place for you.
Contact our director for recruitment, Kragis, today.
FOOM - facing a little bit of the peril, one day at a time.
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.02 13:34:00 -
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You forgot to mention the rabbit with sharp pointy teeth!
Seriously, we've got a great group here - come and be a part of it today!
The Dead Parrot Shoppe: always hiring the intelligent/mature, ubernoob or vet. Experience we can give you; brains, we can't. |
Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.03 12:49:00 -
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Miners and PvP'rs alike welcome. :)
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.05 13:39:00 -
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Edited by: Friedrick Psitalon on 05/02/2007 13:35:21
Heave! Found a lovely 0.0 hacking site the other night. Wish YOU were here. :)
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.06 13:56:00 -
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Recruiting still in progress. :)
/me punts the thread back up to the top.
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.07 12:55:00 -
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Big mining op planned for this weekend. Want to take part?
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.13 13:18:00 -
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Will you be BRUCE's 500th member? Join the Dead Parrot Shoppe today. 
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.21 13:52:00 -
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New shipment of Norwegian Blues in - join up today!
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Uzbeki Myani
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Posted - 2007.02.22 08:13:00 -
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Just joined ...what a great bunch of guys to run with!!!
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Trayk
Minmatar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.22 21:41:00 -
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Give us this day our daily bumpage....
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Friedrick Psitalon
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.27 13:26:00 -
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Go FOOM today!
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