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Mystii
Catalyst Reaction
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.05 19:56:00 -
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Thanks to Silvitni, this thread now delivers.
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RaYmEn
Cataclysm Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.05 20:58:00 -
[32]
Im in \o/
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Grimpak
Gallente
Twisted Attitude
Apocalyptica.
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Posted - 2007.02.05 22:09:00 -
[33]
 Originally by: Silvitni
"Private Jenkins!" yelled the Captain. "Get over here
immediately, there's something you need to see!"
"Right away, sir!" Jenkins shouted back, crossing the open area
in the center of their camp at a double march.
"You see these tracks, Jenkins?" the Captain asked, neither
requesting nor expecting a reply. He continued, "And that smell?
Private Jenkins! Are you paying attention to me!?"
"Sir, I am positively brimming with attention, I assure you."
"Don't be a smart-ass, Jenkins."
"I blame my parents, sir."
"Don't we all, Jenkins. Don't we all." the Captain sighed. "Tell
me, Jenkins, in light of my on-going efforts to provide you with what
we in the army like to call An Edjukayshun, what creature leaves
tracks like these, accompanied by such a horrific stench?"
"A troll, sir?" Jenkins replied cautiously.
"Bang on, Private Jenkins. Nicely done. A troll. You must be on
your guard at all times. They are Very Very Nasty." the Captain
warned.
"But what shall I do if this creature attacks me? Shall I feign
death? Shall I hurl pomegranates, in the manner so effectively
demonstrated by you last week when we were assaulted by nuns in the
market?" asked Jenkins, noticably agitated.
"No no," the Captain replied, "pomegranates will just make
things worse, and feigning death is a bit extreme under the
circumstances. Mark my words, boy, if you are ever confronted by a
troll, there is only one thing you can do..."
"Tell me, tell me!" pleaded Jenkins, interrupting.
"You must ignore him. The troll feeds on attention, Jenkins.
Ignore him and he will die. It will not be pleasant. You will be
tempted to watch the squirming, the cries of agony will reach deep
down into your underpants and grab you by the ... well, you get the
idea, Jenkins. Trust me: ignore the troll, be strong, and perhaps you
will live to hurl pomegranates at nuns another day."
"Thank you, sir. It is truly an honour to serve with you."
"You're right about that, Private. Dismissed"
thread winner.
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Originally by: Tiuwaz
for caldari perception weapons that hit up to 100km are short range weapons 
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Ceratin
ClanKillers
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.06 02:24:00 -
[34]
Well tbh it wouldnt surprise me seen as bob/mc are boring us to death with their lack of invasion, but providence? would be somewhere with better roids tbh :P
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Dirtee Girl
Omega Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.06 08:18:00 -
[35]
intelligence here is bang on except for one minor error ...
the d2 attack in the south happened around oct-nov 2006 and has ended
we attacked because of credible rumours of weapons of mass destruction 
BTW if you havent heard rumour has it d2 built a titan but i dont know for sure
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Avernus
Gallente
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.02.06 10:20:00 -
[36]
Excellent post Silvitni!
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The CaPoNe
Cataclysm Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.06 10:34:00 -
[37]
Edited by: The CaPoNe on 06/02/2007 10:31:48
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Best Regards
The CaPoNe
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Spike Spiegle
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.06 10:38:00 -
[38]
I heard D2 had 29 titans mining veld in ec-.....
tinfoiltastic!
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Laythun
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.06 12:42:00 -
[39]
perfect chance to unviel my sig..
CEI's own Undercover Brother [MIA]
It's great being Amarr, aint it?Ö
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Itoz
Gallente
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.02.06 15:43:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
They are going to strip-mine all of Venal.
I heard they were going to strip in Venal.
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Baun
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.02.06 16:14:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
They are going to strip-mine all of Venal.
And then they ate all the veldspar ...
The Enemy's Gate is Down
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Ethan Hawk
Cataclysm Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.06 17:29:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Ethan Hawk on 06/02/2007 17:26:00
We are invading Providence??? Nice...
Please hand me gatheringtime so I can finish work earlier that day
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Maglorre
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Posted - 2007.02.08 01:15:00 -
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Edited by: Maglorre on 08/02/2007 01:12:23
Argh, stupid forums
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MrChook
Momentum.
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.08 01:29:00 -
[44]
Can I have the Dysprosium moon?  |
Aphotica Raven
Gallente
Not A Pirate Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.08 02:32:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Spike Spiegle
I heard D2 had 29 titans mining veld in ec-.....
tinfoiltastic!
If that were true an ISD "event" would have taken them out by now 
Corruption 4tw!
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Myz Toyou
the Organ Grinder and Company
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.02.08 21:01:00 -
[46]
I`ve heard the Veld growing fantasic this saison in Providence
CYVOK > All you station jockies better get out their and start killing these idiots |
Shirei
Minmatar
Cutting Edge Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:09:00 -
[47]
Damn, nothing happened, it must've been the 8the February 2008. 
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Esaam DeVries
Infinite Improbability Inc
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.09 00:10:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Spike Spiegle
I heard D2 had 29 titans mining veld in ec-.....
tinfoiltastic!
28... I just got owned by a can griefer 
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