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Brigar Starcleaver
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Posted - 2003.12.11 07:52:00 -
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anyboady know the way into the jovian empire
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slothe
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:09:00 -
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Edited by: slothe on 11/12/2003 09:09:54
Go up the road half a mile, left at the lights, 3 miles straight on over the 2 mini roundabouts, right by the fire station, carry on going for further half a mile and its by the chip shop on the left.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:12:00 -
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I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette.
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Filve Tantiss
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:16:00 -
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There is currently no way in to Jove space, however, back in the old days ther was, you would simply set your clone to activate in a Jove station in Jove space, but CCP removed that.
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Kane Jacobs
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:18:00 -
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To the original poster: You cant get to Jove space yet. But feel free to try out the directions you were given above.. 
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:27:00 -
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I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette.
You only thought it was a laundrette - it was really Jove space in disguise.
What you thought were washing machines were in fact cloning vats.
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MSDborris
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:28:00 -
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jove space is a no go for at least a year..
as for those instructions i follow'd them too it sent me to a local **** shop ( i saw my sister there she was buying stuff.. i wont be following any advice of the internet again )
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" MSDborris, " Baka!, Hentia! "
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:38:00 -
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I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette.
You only thought it was a laundrette - it was really Jove space in disguise.
What you thought were washing machines were in fact cloning vats.
Well, when I put my dirty smalls into the "washing machine" it made some rather strange noises...."phwooraroror"
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:44:00 -
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you put your smalls in the attendent there, didnt you :(
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:52:00 -
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you put your smalls in the attendent there, didnt you :(
I think I've just hi-jacked another thread. Very sorry. One day i will post on-topic and the mods will all have heart attacks.
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:55:00 -
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Donno but there will be a reckoning when I get there for what they have done to me.
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Fair Fighting 
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:59:00 -
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I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette.
You only thought it was a laundrette - it was really Jove space in disguise.
What you thought were washing machines were in fact cloning vats.
Well, when I put my dirty smalls into the "washing machine" it made some rather strange noises...."phwooraroror"
How could your smalls be dirty? - you dont wear any...
Are they Mauds???
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 10:25:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 10:25:32
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How could your smalls be dirty? - you dont wear any...
Are they Mauds???
Nope, maud goes commando too... must have picked up j0sephines dirty panties "by mistake".
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 10:52:00 -
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I can understand the mistake - you should see our hanger after Lian has been through there.
I had to chuck a bucket of water over Flatliner
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 11:42:00 -
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I can understand the mistake - you should see our hanger after Lian has been through there.
I had to chuck a bucket of water over Flatliner
Bet you'd make a fortune selling Lian's dirty underwear...
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 11:54:00 -
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I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 11:56:00 -
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I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
I have plenty. Ill send a loaded indy over 
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:01:00 -
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I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
busted
I hope you have upgraded your clone
This is not a hijack
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:04:00 -
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I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
busted
I hope you have upgraded your clone
Oh-oh...
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:04:00 -
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I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
I have plenty. Ill send a loaded indy over
Cool - the lads will be well pleased - time to celebrate with cake (which I stole from bUBbLeS)
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:07:00 -
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Ignore Lian, she's a *****cat really...
Anyway, if she didn't leave her underwear all over my bedroom floor all the time, I wouldn't be able to fill an iteron, non?
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:11:00 -
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please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this?
they might come down and investigate 
*shudders*
This is not a hijack
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:13:00 -
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please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this?
they might come down and investigate
*shudders*
Too late, they are my biggest export market
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:23:00 -
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hate to break it to you miso, but I'm only infected with a jovian virus, I'm not actually Jovian.
BTW is the next delivery on schedule?
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Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:40:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 12:40:37
Omber, I told you before, I'll start up your shipments if you promise not to decorate roid belts with them. Scordite does not "get cold" without them.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:48:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 11/12/2003 12:49:45
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please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this?
they might come down and investigate
*shudders*
*tries to dismiss mental image of jovians investigating Lianhuan's underwear*
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:49:00 -
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but the hemorphite needs the tiger print g-string...
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Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:02:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 10:25:32
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How could your smalls be dirty? - you dont wear any...
Are they Mauds???
Nope, maud goes commando too... must have picked up j0sephines dirty panties "by mistake".
Ok how did I get drawn into this one? j0sephine is so pretty her panties don't get dirty.
Now Jash is going to come gank me for looking at j0sephine. It's going to be a really crappy day.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:30:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 11/12/2003 12:49:45
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please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this?
they might come down and investigate
*shudders*
*tries to dismiss mental image of jovians investigating Lianhuan's underwear*
what to wear when I have none left?, seems that I can make a decent profit by selling them.
And the Jovians have been going through my undies, as a trade I fly a titan and they are going to assimilate me into a jove if I prance around in their version of lingerie.
This is not a hijack
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:34:00 -
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we're actually in negotiation with the jove empire to sell undies in trade for titans
so far, they've respectfully declined flatliners undies. we haven't dared to show them sutties' yet :(
they did show interest in an artifact they call "buff molle" though. interesting
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:35:00 -
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Anyone getting same idea about jovian version of underwear as me?
Hmm, lian in dental floss...
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:37:00 -
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a jovian
hmmm
tubes
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:42:00 -
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I worry about you sometimes Disco...
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NTRabbit
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:43:00 -
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I worry about him all the time
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:44:00 -
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honestly, he's ok when you get used to him
and Miso, darling..we all know what you do with tubes
This is not a hijack
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:48:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Harlequin on 11/12/2003 13:50:23
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 12:40:37
Omber, I told you before, I'll start up your shipments if you promise not to decorate roid belts with them. Scordite does not "get cold" without them.
i shall never look at an asteroid the same way again.
edit: hrrr, what's this... "tech level 2 Thorax manufacturing requirements: procure 100 units, contents of Miso's Iteron." Odd...
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:50:00 -
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honestly, he's ok when you get used to him
and Miso, darling..we all know what you do with tubes
Has Jade told you about my jericho alter ego? Bon Jovian, the Jove collonic nurse?
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Flatliner
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:52:00 -
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we're actually in negotiation with the jove empire to sell undies in trade for titans
so far, they've respectfully declined flatliners undies. we haven't dared to show them sutties' yet :(
they did show interest in an artifact they call "buff molle" though. interesting
Lmao.
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:54:00 -
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omg, I am partially to blame for the deteriation of this thread, and its getting worse
Or is that better?
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:57:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 13:57:19
Blimey, you Evol boys and girls are whoring the forums more than me...
(I've just realised - no one says blimey anymore. Just me. I now see why).
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:59:00 -
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Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 15:10:59
Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 14:09:34
Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 14:09:06
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(I've just realised - no one says blimey anymore. Just me. I now see why).
Well, don't worry love, us c.ockneys still say it in merry old London.
Blimey, guv'nor. Strike a light! Up the Apples and pears. I was a Violets funeral....
Edited as apparantly C.ockney is now a swear word :P
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:04:00 -
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Edited by: vyperpit on 11/12/2003 14:04:51
miso i don't suppose you will be takings omber's with yah on the return voyage??
if not, not to wurry those critter can fly them selfs they are at the walking stage now as it is.
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Fair Fighting
Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:10:00 -
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Maybe someone should start a thread:
Which Eve characters pants would you most like to own? (I was going to say sniff, but there might be people having lunch/dinner/supper...)
Vyper, seeing as omber is mad, why not tell him that he needs to replace his pants every day...turning them inside out and wearing them does not make them clean.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:14:00 -
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Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 14:09:34
Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 14:09:06
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(I've just realised - no one says blimey anymore. Just me. I now see why).
Well, don't worry love, us c.ockneys still say it in merry old London.
Blimey, guv'nor. Srike a light! Up the Apples and pears. I was a Violets funeral....
Edited as apparantly C.ockney is now a swear word :P
What does blimey mean?
Two countries seperated by a common language.
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:17:00 -
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Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 14:17:38
It is I have been led to beleive it is a shortening of two words - 'blind me' which was an expression used when someone didnt want to see something they had just done or something they didnt believe seeing.
But that may be total bollox too
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:17:00 -
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Quote:
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Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 14:09:34
Edited by: Hackett on 11/12/2003 14:09:06
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(I've just realised - no one says blimey anymore. Just me. I now see why).
Well, don't worry love, us c.ockneys still say it in merry old London.
Blimey, guv'nor. Srike a light! Up the Apples and pears. I was a Violets funeral....
Edited as apparantly C.ockney is now a swear word :P
What does blimey mean?
Two countries seperated by a common language.
Its similar to "gosh"
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 14:20:29
Blimey is an expression of astonishment, administered mainly by residents in the general locale of Londonium.
example: "Cor Blimey Gov'nor, strike a-light!"
Synonyms: Crivens, crikey, oh Gosh, cripes!
etc
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:21:00 -
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or 'f@ckin 'ell!!!'
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:21:00 -
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turning them inside out and wearing them does not make them clean.
true but no one can turn him away from his revolving door syntdrome. he does not do it just once.
in his mind he turns them right side out again as the other side if cleaner the the one before and just keeps going.
so in his mind they are always cleaner then the day before.
me i spend so much time in side my ships in my pod i just wear my b-day suit all the time. as i can well guess you must do as well...
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Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:22:00 -
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Vyper, seeing as omber is mad, why not tell him that he needs to replace his pants every day...turning them inside out and wearing them does not make them clean.
UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!!!!!
Omber Zombie runs off through the station naked after burning his pants...
as for whose pants I would like to own...
Morbor's - I bet they are snazzy
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Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:27:00 -
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UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!!!!!
Omber Zombie runs off through the station naked after burning his pants...
Thats an image and a half, right there...
Morbor's pants were probably encrusted with diamonds... would make sitting down a bit of a pain though... or maybe he preferred it that way, who knows?
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:34:00 -
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None for me thanks. I bet Morbor's pants still have the bullseye on them.
Yes I was one of the scammed
I thought it was a nice idea.
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:34:00 -
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pants i would like to own??
hmm i would think my own when i do get to wear them omber normally has them off before i can get them to dirty
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Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
"If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:38:00 -
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None for me thanks. I bet Morbor's pants still have the bullseye on them.
Yes I was one of the scammed
I thought it was a nice idea.
Did you get a special pair of commemorative pants with a "I got shafted right here" message ironed on the back?
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:41:00 -
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Amazing how a discussion on Jovians can evolve, isn't it?
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:51:00 -
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Amazing how a discussion on Jovians can evolve, isn't it?
He metioned Jovians and Evolve.
*Mental note - Rodj knows too much
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.12.11 14:54:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 11/12/2003 14:55:38
"please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this?
they might come down and investigate "
... Jovians getting down on Lianhaun and investigating with their probes.
I think i saw the holotape in the Nugoeihuvi store, pretty much to that effect. :s (them agents have some really strange requests sometimes...)
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 15:02:00 -
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None for me thanks. I bet Morbor's pants still have the bullseye on them.
Yes I was one of the scammed
I thought it was a nice idea.
Did you get a special pair of commemorative pants with a "I got shafted right here" message ironed on the back?
Nah it was only five mil isk so I got the " I was mildly ****ed off by Morbor" t-shirt.
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