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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente
Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.05 23:05:00 -
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I've noticed that all body guards are really big Fat guys
Now I figure they would be good for smacking some one off of you for a bit but I'd rather go for the fear factor of hiring a small sized Chinese guy in a white tux with eyes that suspiciously dart around It would leave all would be attackers cowering in fear thinking "I don't know whats he's gonna do but its gonna be good"
So what would you choose? The Big Fat Guy or The Small Chinese guy?
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Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
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Posted - 2007.02.05 23:06:00 -
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The big fat guy, I myself am small so there is more chance of a bullet striking him then me.. also i'd feel much safer with a big fat guy to protect me.
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Ravelin Eb
Minmatar
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.05 23:07:00 -
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Id choose a gun.
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Lone Bear
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.02.05 23:07:00 -
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A female bodyguard: more effective.
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Anatolius
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.05 23:16:00 -
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 Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
I've noticed that all body guards are really big Fat guys
Now I figure they would be good for smacking some one off of you for a bit but I'd rather go for the fear factor of hiring a small sized Chinese guy in a white tux with eyes that suspiciously dart around It would leave all would be attackers cowering in fear thinking "I don't know whats he's gonna do but its gonna be good"
So what would you choose? The Big Fat Guy or The Small Chinese guy?
The Small Chinese guy, because he hasn't done anything yet, and you know when he does, it's going to be good!
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DarknessInc
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2007.02.05 23:20:00 -
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Originally by: Lone Bear
A female bodyguard: more effective.
XD
They'd be on your arm like a date. then a mugger comes and BAMMM! round house kick by a girl in stilletos
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Jr Grae
Gallente
House 0f Shadows
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Posted - 2007.02.05 23:36:00 -
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Originally by: DarknessInc
Originally by: Lone Bear
A female bodyguard: more effective.
XD
They'd be on your arm like a date. then a mugger comes and BAMMM! round house kick by a girl in stilletos
I'd agree with all this^
But if I HAD to choose from those two...the small guy definitely.
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Brisi
Veto.
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Posted - 2007.02.06 02:11:00 -
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Two(!!!!) of the small guys for me. Preferably identical asian twins in identical suits. You just know that no one is going to mess with you then.
Ohhh...and they can have small hats they use to decapitate people with. That's be insanely awesome.
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.02.06 02:17:00 -
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well if I had a choice, I'd choose the big guy for large social events as a crowd control manager. You just know people are going to give room for you and the bodyguard.
Small asian guy for smaller meetings.
And the female bodyguard for everything else <3
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ThaMa Gebir
Gallente
Raddick Explorations
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Posted - 2007.02.06 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
well if I had a choice, I'd choose the big guy for large social events as a crowd control manager. You just know people are going to give room for you and the bodyguard.
Small asian guy for smaller meetings.
And the female bodyguard for everything else <3
QFT!!
Am a big fellah meself, so a second big fellah would be pretty cool.
On second thoughts if I were to have a small chinese guy then it would probably end up like a Terence and philip movie. 
Lets see if my sig can survive this round of *****ing
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Samirol
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.06 04:05:00 -
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i would hire Fembots
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XrayZ
Archaic Iniquity
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Posted - 2007.02.06 10:03:00 -
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the small guy! but he has to be a mau-tai pro
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Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.02.06 10:17:00 -
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Originally by: Brisi
Two(!!!!) of the small guys for me. Preferably identical asian twins in identical suits. You just know that no one is going to mess with you then.
Ohhh...and they can have small hats they use to decapitate people with. That's be insanely awesome.
NONO, never buy more than one small guy.
It's inverse ninja law.
If there is one ninja than it's a big deal but if there is many ninja than mysteriously they seem to suck.
Always buy one small ninja like person, it just works better.
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MrTriggerHappy
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.02.06 10:19:00 -
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Gonna have to go with the female one on this one!
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Nex Angelus
Caldari
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille
Tre Kroner
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Posted - 2007.02.06 10:42:00 -
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Originally by: Anatolius
The Small Chinese guy, because he hasn't done anything yet, and you know when he does, it's going to be good!
Simpsons quotes FTW
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KingsGambit
Caldari Knights
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Posted - 2007.02.06 17:18:00 -
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I'd want a couple of guys in dark suits and glasses, with the white curly wire over the ear. He'd have his hand tucked just inside one of his lapels and look...and stare every now and then. Every once in a while they'd reach to their ear with their other hand and say things like "Target acquired, permission to intercept?" or "Omega team in position".  Failing that, a ninja would be cool.
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Donna Darko
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Posted - 2007.02.06 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Brisi
Two(!!!!) of the small guys for me. Preferably identical asian twins in identical suits. You just know that no one is going to mess with you then.
Ohhh...and they can have small hats they use to decapitate people with. That's be insanely awesome.
You just made me decide: the twins from Matrix (dressed and with hair exactly as in Matrix). And with the same unaffected style. (I actually like how they fight in their movies)
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Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.02.06 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: Donna Darko
You just made me decide: the twins from Matrix (dressed and with hair exactly as in Matrix). And with the same unaffected style. (I actually like how they fight in their movies)
bloody creepy how they fight with those knives...
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Armored
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.02.06 19:04:00 -
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i's choose a small middle-aged chinese guy
"I don't know whats he's gonna do but its gonna be good" <BTW that was FUNNY man, made me spit out my coffee.
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Kurren
The Legion.
Requiem-Aeternam
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Posted - 2007.02.06 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: DarknessInc
Originally by: Lone Bear
A female bodyguard: more effective.
XD
They'd be on your arm like a date. then a mugger comes and BAMMM! round house kick by a girl in stilletos
/drools
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Roshan longshot
Gallente
Ordos Humanitas
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Posted - 2007.02.06 19:28:00 -
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Drgon skin body armor.....357 or .45 automatic. And one frag gernade.
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Weeman
Caldari
KIA Corp
KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.06 20:38:00 -
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How about both and get the fat chinese fella from Martial Law (Sammo Law??)
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Boonaki
Caldari
Suffoco Noctis
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.07 07:49:00 -
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I kinda liked the Stargate sniper thing.
Your sitting there in a park reading a newspaper drinking your coffee, someone comes to mess with you, you hold out your cup and say "Hit the coffee cup" a second later the coffee cup explodes.
That would be cool. Not knowing who is your body gaurd, just knowing that they have a .50 Light Barret pointed at their head.
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J Frost
Gallente
Tides of Silence
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.07 08:07:00 -
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it's really hard to decide. the case is, it's not about how big or what the size the guy is, but what he can do and how strong his willing to protect is. after all, not everybody Chinese is Bruce/Jet/Jacky though.
However, personally, I'll choose the Chinese guy so i won't have problem communicate with him using Chinese. hehe
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Ealiom
Blackhole Entry Point
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Posted - 2007.02.07 10:04:00 -
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lol J Frost your char looks like Uncle Fester.
Id personally go with the wee chinese bloke just for the cool factor. I dont want to have to walk around smelling massive man sweat all day.
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Bardi MecAuldnis
Amarr
Pirates of Destruction Union
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.07 21:31:00 -
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Edited by: Bardi MecAuldnis on 07/02/2007 21:29:15
Originally by: Brisi
Two(!!!!) of the small guys for me. Preferably identical asian twins in identical suits. You just know that no one is going to mess with you then.
Ohhh...and they can have small hats they use to decapitate people with. That's be insanely awesome.
I'd prefer one dressed in all white, the other dressed in all black.
Edit: Another idea is a little girl w/ a P-90, heheh.
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Corphus
Sha Kharn Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.08 02:01:00 -
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Edited by: Corphus on 08/02/2007 01:58:42
i would prefer 40 ninjas who hide in my shadow
and jump out lighting-fast striking anybody down who comes to close.
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Derovius Vaden
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Posted - 2007.02.08 03:19:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
I've noticed that all body guards are really big Fat guys
Now I figure they would be good for smacking some one off of you for a bit but I'd rather go for the fear factor of hiring a small sized Chinese guy in a white tux with eyes that suspiciously dart around It would leave all would be attackers cowering in fear thinking "I don't know whats he's gonna do but its gonna be good"
So what would you choose? The Big Fat Guy or The Small Chinese guy?
Know why bodyguards and bouncers are really, really heavy? Because when they hit you, you move, they don't. Your 110lb Chinese guy can bust all the Kung Fu he wants, a ham fist to the face will settle his bill.
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JadeO
Caldari
W.A.S.P
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Posted - 2007.02.08 03:29:00 -
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I would hire Chuck Noris.
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Tarquin Tarquinius
Gallente
Escorts of Eve
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Posted - 2007.02.08 05:21:00 -
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A pair of medium build albino looking twins who only speak French or German.
Also a small African-American Muslim who wears a red bow-tie and thick brimmed glasses. (fans of the Wire will know what I mean)
...and since I'm from Texas; a gun.
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