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Extreme Failz
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Posted - 2007.02.08 14:02:00 -
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Look at this nice guy, he was so helpful! Send him gold!!
Alaztor > I was sleeping Extreme Failz > I think I lvl'd up! Extreme Failz > There was a big explosion, and then my ship turned into a Pod Alaztor > How do you level up in this game? Alaztor > LOL Extreme Failz > When it hatches do I get a better ship? Alaztor > You blew up it sounds like Alaztor > Your looking at your pod Extreme Failz > what!? Extreme Failz > OMG Pea Yiu > hehe - good times. Extreme Failz > How much is a new ship? Alaztor > Check your e-mail u may already have a new starter ship Alaztor > Or dock and one maybe waitin for you Extreme Failz > OMG but where should I dock? Alaztor > Where is the station you start at? Extreme Failz > im really far away Extreme Failz > I got on this morning and jsut started jumping Leane Sedai > just dock in a station....... Extreme Failz > Im in HYPL-V Extreme Failz > there is not stations here Extreme Failz > I havent seen one it hours Alaztor > Hehe...You went into a high risk system and got blown up. Now go to the nearest station and get a new noob ship. Better luck next time. ; >) Extreme Failz > how do I found out where the newest station is? Alaztor > Bring up ur map. Look at the systme your in and navagate to the station Extreme Failz > there is no stations in this system... Alaztor > Push F10 Extreme Failz > ok Extreme Failz > i see alot of stars Extreme Failz > this is the map im assuming Alaztor > Look for the system ur in Extreme Failz > I see it Extreme Failz > its way south Alaztor > Find the stargate you want to go to and head that way Alaztor > Remember pods are really slow Extreme Failz > yeah Extreme Failz > I dont like this lvl 2 ship Extreme Failz > its too round Alaztor > LOL Extreme Failz > ok I found the stargate Extreme Failz > I dont know whats on the other side Alaztor > Ok kepp jumping systems until you find a station Extreme Failz > I havent seen one in almost 2 hours Extreme Failz > is there a way to find the closest one so im not jsut jumping in circles? Alaztor > You may want to consider restaring your game then. Alaztor > Whats the name of the system ur in now? Extreme Failz > im in HYPL-V Extreme Failz > where should I go? Alaztor > i'm lookin Alaztor > ur 49 jumps from me geua sybb > anyone know where i can find omber in empire space? Alaztor > u r so deep in 0.0 space you may want to start over Extreme Failz > how do Is tart over? Extreme Failz > will I loose my lvl 2 ship? Alaztor > What is ur level 2 ship? Extreme Failz > its round Extreme Failz > has a red ring around it Extreme Failz > its really slow =( Alaztor > Is it the ship ur lookin at now? Extreme Failz > yes Leane Sedai > and no weapons I guess Alaztor > Thats not a level 2 ship Alaztor > Thats is ur pod.... Alaztor > When u re start you'll see it again Extreme Failz > oh Alaztor > Besides u have to study skills to move up in shipd. Alaztor > ships Extreme Failz > how do you lvl then? Alaztor > Leveling here is way differant then in other games Alaztor > In ur character screnn you see a catacory named Sills Extreme Failz > yes Alaztor > To get a bigger ship u need to study the class of ship u wanty Alaztor > If u want a better gun u have to study for that gun Alaztor > U also need to study the skills to install the bigger guns and other stuff Extreme Failz > Oh wow Extreme Failz > I want a titan!!!! Alaztor > In the marget place you can buy the books you need to study Sheer Kan > <br>which laser modules are better.... beam or pulse??? Alaztor > GOOD LUCK! Extreme Failz > I can do it Extreme Failz > you just watch Extreme Failz > i'll be flying a titan by next week! Alaztor > I hope u do. Extreme Failz > your a really nice guy Extreme Failz > can I join your corp? Alaztor > U are alredy in my corp Alaztor > This is a starter corp we're in now Extreme Failz > oh so your a noob too like me? Alaztor > This corp is not player runned Alaztor > Yep Alaztor > I've read allot on the EVE web-page Extreme Failz > wow
Thank you Alaztor!! |

Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.02.08 14:12:00 -
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I sent him 50 gold and level 3 ship for being such a great guy. ----------
IBTL \o/ EVE is upside down! WTZ+Slower Warp=Win |

Soon Tzu
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Posted - 2007.02.08 14:14:00 -
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classic!
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kessah
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.02.08 14:15:00 -
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that was really cool, funny aswell in an innocent kinda way.
Thanks for posting that. --------------------------------------------------------
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Culmen
Caldari Gekidoku Koroshiya Buntai
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Posted - 2007.02.08 14:22:00 -
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who knows he might be a tech II producer and last i checked, gold was a moon mineral _____________________________________________________
Why do i even need a sig? |

XenoPagan
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Posted - 2007.02.08 14:24:00 -
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Alaztor, you have patience of a rock :D
to OP: good luck in game :)
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Sorja
E X O D U S Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.02.08 15:06:00 -
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This deserves a sticky, or even a new forum for classic converstions, I barely can type laughing  ____________________ A gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipe, but who does not. |

darklegionca
Caldari Kiith Paktu
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Posted - 2007.02.08 15:23:00 -
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Awe and here i though he was going to say he met me ------------------------------------ darklegionca - One name. One legend. |

Maltitol
Gallente Tides of Silence SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.02.08 15:31:00 -
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that's great,a post with an alt, no affiliation to any corp, not even noob corps...
good job! i dont know why i didnt think of that. ----------------------------------------
Originally by: Devil Hanzo
There is no problem with Jita, there is a problem with everybody going to Jita at the same time... 
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Smagd
Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.02.08 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Extreme Failz
When it hatches do I get a better ship?
*wipes tears from his eyes*
I soooo wish!
Family Tahar, of Clan Hadar, of Caravan of Namtz'Aar K'in |

Smagd
Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in
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Posted - 2007.02.08 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Extreme Failz
When it hatches do I get a better ship?
*wipes tears from his eyes*
I soooo wish!
Family Tahar, of Clan Hadar, of Caravan of Namtz'Aar K'in |

Karille
Contraband Inc. Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.02.08 16:19:00 -
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When that egg hatches you'll get a frozen copy of yourself. You won't be there to see it though. _________________________________________________________
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Zrakor

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Posted - 2007.02.08 16:26:00 -
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When the ship hatches you get a cookie. Honest. *wink wink*.
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Erikel
Cosmic Odyssey Chorus of Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.08 16:27:00 -
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Man that was so funny, guess i'll be in a good mood at work today.
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SonOTassadar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2007.02.08 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Zrakor When the ship hatches you get a cookie. Honest. *wink wink*.
Here is my prediction for the next several posts in this thread:
1) OP asks "Why is his post black and have gold lines?"
2) He's a developer for this game.
3) Oh cool! Thanks for the info, Mr. Dev!
*20 minutes later*
4) Someone shot at my lvl 2 ship and I found a station. Thanks guys.
*6 months later, the OP is smarter about the game, and remembers a dev posting in his thread*
5) Zrakor: You're an a**hole.
6) ISD post: Please do not avoid the profanity filter. Also, necromancy is bad. Thread locked.
 ----- Griffin -- 100,000 ISK ECM - Multispectral Jammer Is -- 20,000 ISK Standar Missile Launcher Is -- 10,000 ISK War target sobbing over losing a fight in his T2 fitted Battleship -- priceless |

HankMurphy
Pelennor Swarm Eternal Rangers of Terror
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Posted - 2007.02.09 04:46:00 -
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CLASSIC
every journey starts with the first step.
remember to help those around you that are wearing cement shoes 
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Lord XSiV
Amarr The Nine Gates
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Posted - 2007.02.09 05:04:00 -
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If it was intended as a spoof, then hilarious...
But if it is to be taken seriously (and yeah theoretically there is a high possibility of that being the case) it really brings back to the early days when first starting the game....
To bad that kind of excitement is gone after a long time of playing. Now it is all math, alarm clocks, lord of the rings species, ducks and some dude who mines veldspar in a dread...
Hey at least I can preclude any of the normal comments to those who somehow take my response in a negative view by purchasing my very own 'Can I have your stuff?' t-shirt. In fact I was thinking about smearing some of that old nanotherm heast sink paste on the shirt and begin training for minnie bs as I heard they go really fast these days....
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j0sephine
Caldari Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.02.09 06:37:00 -
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Oh gods... don't think i'll ever be able to look at getting blown up the same way from now...
"your ship is out of control" "hey guys, i leveled up again" "ding!" "grats \o/" "getting to LEVEL NINE THOUSAND!!!"
>,<~
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Dragon Sworn
DarkStar 1
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Posted - 2007.02.09 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: j0sephine Oh gods... don't think i'll ever be able to look at getting blown up the same way from now...
"your ship is out of control" "hey guys, i leveled up again" "ding!" "grats \o/" "getting to LEVEL NINE THOUSAND!!!"
>,<~
LOL ------
EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER |

Ancta Motull
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: Extreme Failz
When it hatches do I get a better ship?
*Can't stop laughing* Beautiful! Maybe around easter you get bright colored pods  |

hotgirl933
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:23:00 -
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is mr knightmare back in the game
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Sagragaht
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:43:00 -
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w00t? Daniel Jackson has competition now? 
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