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Bunny Catch3r
Amarr
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Posted - 2007.02.16 17:36:00 -
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I propose that Amarrians do away with ISK as their native currency. The life blood of the Amarrian empire is slavery. So why not use slaves as currency? Sure, its not as efficient as ISK but for the sake of Nationalism there is nothing better.
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Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.02.16 17:39:00 -
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I've never seen a culture with a currency that's able to kill them with little to no trouble. *pets his Typhoon*
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
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Raivi
Explosion Matrix
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Posted - 2007.02.16 17:39:00 -
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Edited by: Raivi on 16/02/2007 17:35:30 Because you would need a unit of currency worth less than a single slave in order to buy small items, and slaves lose their value when you cut them in half.
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Samirol
Blood Sweat and Tears
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Posted - 2007.02.16 17:41:00 -
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Originally by: Raivi Edited by: Raivi on 16/02/2007 17:35:30 Because you would need a unit of currency worth less than a single slave in order to buy small items, and slaves lose their value when you cut them in half.

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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.16 17:48:00 -
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Because slaves aren't allowed in jita Never again are you allowed to whine about not training Combat Skills |

Draem
Caldari New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Because slaves aren't allowed in jita
Just wait a bit for the Reclaiming. 
"Listen to the Amarr a little while. They converted me, and now everything makes sense!" |

Draem
Caldari New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Because slaves aren't allowed in jita
Just wait a bit for the Reclaiming. 
"Listen to the Amarr a little while. They converted me, and now everything makes sense!" |

Illyria Ambri
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:37:00 -
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Because the rest of the Galaxy dosen't want your hand-me-downs. Because Amarr slaves are broken and lack spirit. Because the Amarrians want it.
Die slavers Die!!
------------ This is not War... This is pest control - Dalek Sek
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Illyria Ambri
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:37:00 -
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Because the rest of the Galaxy dosen't want your hand-me-downs. Because Amarr slaves are broken and lack spirit. Because the Amarrians want it.
Die slavers Die!!
------------ This is not War... This is pest control - Dalek Sek
Happiness is a warm railgun |

Fester Addams
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:44:00 -
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I would think the exchange rate would be very problematic...
I meen there you are looking to buy you new Mothership and to the office you bring 50.000 slaves as downpayment.
even more problematic is buying somthing small...
During a nice stroll in the park you decide to get your girlfriend some flowers, your choise is a single rose at 1/3 slave, how do you deal with that?
Also like has been pointed out shopping malls must be the most dangeraous places in Amarr, even ten Amarrians walking round with their food budget will amount to a small army of slaves :)
I think I may just have to visit a few of those and seed some weapons....
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Fester Addams
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:44:00 -
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I would think the exchange rate would be very problematic...
I meen there you are looking to buy you new Mothership and to the office you bring 50.000 slaves as downpayment.
even more problematic is buying somthing small...
During a nice stroll in the park you decide to get your girlfriend some flowers, your choise is a single rose at 1/3 slave, how do you deal with that?
Also like has been pointed out shopping malls must be the most dangeraous places in Amarr, even ten Amarrians walking round with their food budget will amount to a small army of slaves :)
I think I may just have to visit a few of those and seed some weapons....
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Fester Addams
During a nice stroll in the park you decide to get your girlfriend some flowers, your choise is a single rose at 1/3 slave, how do you deal with that?
Buy three roses Never again are you allowed to whine about not training Combat Skills |

Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:46:00 -
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Originally by: Fester Addams
During a nice stroll in the park you decide to get your girlfriend some flowers, your choise is a single rose at 1/3 slave, how do you deal with that?
Buy three roses Never again are you allowed to whine about not training Combat Skills |

Aran Cole
Minmatar The Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:53:00 -
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Because the commonfolk aren't permitted to own slaves _______________________
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Fester Addams
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Fester Addams
During a nice stroll in the park you decide to get your girlfriend some flowers, your choise is a single rose at 1/3 slave, how do you deal with that?
Buy three roses
But three roses is not as romantic as a single long stalked rose (wich proves women do not control everything)
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Angellyne
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Posted - 2007.02.16 18:58:00 -
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(1) You can't wire transfer a slave. (2) Wallets would be too big to carry.
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Ebon Nexus
Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2007.02.16 19:01:00 -
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easy answer to the rose problem: You give them your one-legged slave.
Thank goodness I'm a Vherok, a lot less problems with slavery being a "lost" line of minnies....
/me goes to get lost again
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Ebon Nexus
Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2007.02.16 19:01:00 -
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easy answer to the rose problem: You give them your one-legged slave.
Thank goodness I'm a Vherok, a lot less problems with slavery being a "lost" line of minnies....
/me goes to get lost again
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Fester Addams
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.02.16 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Ebon Nexus easy answer to the rose problem: You give them your one-legged slave.
Thank goodness I'm a Vherok, a lot less problems with slavery being a "lost" line of minnies....
/me goes to get lost again
Actually if you read the cronicles you will notice that Minnies are not the majority of the Amarrian slaves, not even close.
Most slaves in Amarr are actually Amarrians :)
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Fester Addams
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.02.16 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Ebon Nexus easy answer to the rose problem: You give them your one-legged slave.
Thank goodness I'm a Vherok, a lot less problems with slavery being a "lost" line of minnies....
/me goes to get lost again
Actually if you read the cronicles you will notice that Minnies are not the majority of the Amarrian slaves, not even close.
Most slaves in Amarr are actually Amarrians :)
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RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.02.16 19:11:00 -
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Instead of having to cut your slave into a third to pay for the rose, which would be very messy, the easiest solution would be to dehydrate them and pulverize them into a powder. Then it's as simple as, one rose for 10 cubic centimeters of slave. |

Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.02.16 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: Fester Addams
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Fester Addams
During a nice stroll in the park you decide to get your girlfriend some flowers, your choise is a single rose at 1/3 slave, how do you deal with that?
Buy three roses
But three roses is not as romantic as a single long stalked rose (wich proves women do not control everything)
give her the one rose and keep the other 2 for random rose placement later on Never again are you allowed to whine about not training Combat Skills |

Aran Cole
Minmatar The Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2007.02.16 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Fester Addams
Originally by: Ebon Nexus easy answer to the rose problem: You give them your one-legged slave.
Thank goodness I'm a Vherok, a lot less problems with slavery being a "lost" line of minnies....
/me goes to get lost again
Actually if you read the cronicles you will notice that Minnies are not the majority of the Amarrian slaves, not even close.
Most slaves in Amarr are actually Amarrians :)
Most slaves in Amarr are Ealur  _______________________
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