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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:50:03 -
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Greetings & salutations current/possible monocle holders,
This is an official thread from The Monocle Clubhouse!
Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?
No longer will you have to sit alone in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror & wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.
Due to the high influx of eyepiece holders, the monocle clubhouse representatives would like to request that any pilot that has recently become eligible to become a fully fledged member of The Monocle Clubhouse please send Jeronica, Boom Boom Longtime, Cavalira an in-game mail to register your interest.
DonGÇÖt have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us!
ESPECIALLY WELCOMING, Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) Owners!
What do we do?
We smoke cigars, sit in fancy chairs around a spectacular roundtable, talk about important stuff, have fun & umm *cough* Plot to dominate New Eden *Cough*. What? I didn't say that, stop trying to falsely accuse us! o.o
Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars clip
BOOM, monocle approved.
Birthdate of the club - 2012-12-17 13:03:27 UTC
Have fun, fly safe/dangerous & make ISKies, Best regards, Torva-Messor (Monocle clubhouse pleb) |

Jeronica
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
419
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:52:54 -
[2] - Quote
And what a great club it is to be in!
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CEO/Programmer
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:53:32 -
[3] - Quote
I can verify that owning & joining this club makes you superior & better then the peasants around you! Lets keep this thread alive boys & girls! \o/ |

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains.
1325
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:54:12 -
[4] - Quote
I concur with OP and Jeronica 
Concord Approved Trader
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Lord Amaterasu
Golden Cross Visions
56
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:58:25 -
[5] - Quote
Oh monocle club is back? Too bad lord Vaari's vanity campaing failed.
"You make your own hell."
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W33b3l
Conquest and Kittens
80
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:33:22 -
[6] - Quote
I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol. |

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:38:41 -
[7] - Quote
W33b3l wrote:I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol.
Sell your soul for the ISK required for a monocle then! Or if you have already sold it to the ISK satan, sacrifice your first born if you have done that as well, umm I don't know, work the street corner? But you have to accept that your butthole will get bigger. |

Yarosara Ruil
Haighare Pirates
217
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:45:22 -
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Who needs monocles when you can have binocules! Twice the "ocule" power in a single package! |

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:48:45 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:Who needs monocles when you can have binocules! Twice the "ocule" power in a single package!
I used to think like you, Yarosara. But then I was shown the light & my wrong ways were corrected!  |

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:53:48 -
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Lord Amaterasu wrote:Oh monocle club is back? Too bad lord Vaari's vanity campaing failed.
We're back like never before! And this time around, hopefully the post will be kept alive. \o/ |

Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
New Order Logistics CODE.
441
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:00:01 -
[11] - Quote
My monocle was awarded to me by the notorious Warr Akini for bumping one of the most expensive freighters ever ganked in highsec, as recorded here:
http://www.minerbumping.com/2015/04/kills-of-week_19.html
Together with me, this monocle has seen good times and bad times, but I have never thought of pawning it for ISK, as it holds that sweet memory together with my dignity. |

Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
5976
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:18:55 -
[12] - Quote
Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) you say...
I'm running again for CSM 11, and I'd appreciate your vote.
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:23:09 -
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Steve Ronuken wrote:Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) you say...
Hey brother! Congratulations on being a part of the CSM this year or is it every 6 months? But regardless, if you're not in the clubhouse already, join it ASAP if possible, we need more people for our *cough* Galaxy domination *cough*.
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
245
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:48:09 -
[14] - Quote
Behold!
Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.
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pushdogg
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
209
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Posted - 2016.04.22 04:13:19 -
[15] - Quote
I promised myself I would have a monocle by the time this thread resurfaced.
Still don't:(
I do however, see the reason for this post. Recently shopping for a monocle I noticed a slight downward trend in price.
Posting in a stealth demand increasing thread. |

Deneb Sol
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
0
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Posted - 2016.04.22 05:30:21 -
[16] - Quote
For gosh sake put some clothes on!
Oh wait ... That's better.
Sorry, had the wrong wavelength setting. |

Kehro Urgus
Aliastra Gallente Federation
1127
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Posted - 2016.04.22 06:00:24 -
[17] - Quote
W33b3l wrote:I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol.
I like the synthetic eye better. When monocles were first introduced they were the subject of much amusement and derision on the GD forum. The anal ring people, sphincter eye etc. etc. 
Yeeee!
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Demolishar
United Aggression
1098
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Posted - 2016.04.22 08:33:46 -
[18] - Quote
Not exclusive enough anymore tbh. Don't really care. In fact, come to think of it, they were never exclusive. |

Jovian Death
Jovian Vengeance
15
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Posted - 2016.04.22 08:50:07 -
[19] - Quote
I'm guessing 2 nipple clams dont count
Oh well back to the drawing board |

Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2751
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Posted - 2016.04.22 10:15:31 -
[20] - Quote
ive got one...but i dont...well not anymore...well something happened, you see i was on scout duty, and you know how scout duty is when you are just sitting there doing nothing waiting for something to happen, well i thought id clean out my Dramiel and came across some boosters which were behind Kukei & Fang's bed thing (maybe they hid them i dont know), well 1 thing led to another and maybe i took a bit too many of them and i think they were a bit past the sell by date any way, so here i am sitting in my Dramiel bearly able to see and i thought wow this is shiney so i started to rub it because it was very smooth, Kukei & Fang didnt like it so they snatched it from me and ate it!
Can i still be in the club though?
FETID now recruiting pvp pilots & corporations | lowsec pvp & piracy - Join FETID
Loyalist to Angel Cartel & Serpentis
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Entity
X-Factor Industries Synthetic Existence
895
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Posted - 2016.04.22 10:27:33 -
[21] - Quote
Zahara Cody wrote:Behold!
Ohai
Gòª......Gòæ...GòöGòù.Gòæ.Gòæ.GòöGòù.GòªGòæ.GòöGòùGòöGòªGòùGòöGòù
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Gò¬GòÉGòÜGò¥Gòæ.GòÜGò¥.GòÜGò¥Gòæ..GòÜGò¥GòæGòæGòÜGò¥.Gò¬GòÜGò¥GòÜGò¥Gòæ.GòæGòÜGò¥
Got Item?
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2016.04.22 15:51:06 -
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Demolishar wrote:Not exclusive enough anymore tbh. Don't really care. In fact, come to think of it, they were never exclusive.
How dare you, good sir? I challenge you to a duel! 
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2016.04.22 16:15:58 -
[23] - Quote
Lan Wang wrote:ive got one...but i dont...well not anymore...well something happened, you see i was on scout duty, and you know how scout duty is when you are just sitting there doing nothing waiting for something to happen, well i thought id clean out my Dramiel and came across some boosters which were behind Kukei & Fang's bed thing (maybe they hid them i dont know), well 1 thing led to another and maybe i took a bit too many of them and i think they were a bit past the sell by date any way, so here i am sitting in my Dramiel bearly able to see and i thought wow this is shiney so i started to rub it because it was very smooth, Kukei & Fang didnt like it so they snatched it from me and ate it!
Can i still be in the club though?
gr8 m8 I r8 8/8, would r8 again.
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2016.04.23 12:55:44 -
[24] - Quote
Monocle superiority! (Post bump)
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Niraia
Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory.
414
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Posted - 2016.04.23 16:35:50 -
[25] - Quote
The best clubs don't need to post adverts.
Biomass your ugly faces /o/
GÖÑ
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Jadek Kin
Incorruptibles
22
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Posted - 2016.04.23 16:37:43 -
[26] - Quote
This is your brain on monocle(s).
http://i.imgur.com/tVY01Sv.jpg |

WASPY69
Hard Knocks Inc. Hard Knocks Citizens
415
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Posted - 2016.04.23 17:28:24 -
[27] - Quote
I support this product and/or service!
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Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
2032
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Posted - 2016.04.23 18:44:33 -
[28] - Quote
Monocles?
Those cheap and tacky trinkets...
Nyan
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3333
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Posted - 2016.04.23 23:33:38 -
[29] - Quote
Monocles are awesome!
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Jeronica
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
420
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Posted - 2016.04.24 12:44:03 -
[30] - Quote
Niraia wrote:The best clubs don't need to post adverts.
Biomass your ugly faces /o/
That hurts Nir :(
EVE-Mogul: https://www.eve-mogul.com
CEO/Programmer
Trade Profit Tracking Service
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Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
2034
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Posted - 2016.04.24 14:39:32 -
[31] - Quote
Tora Bushido wrote:Monocles are awesome!
Only reason I am not offended by your post is that you also sport the bestest 33B ISK overcoat in this universe.
Nyan
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2016.04.25 18:36:37 -
[32] - Quote
Monocle superiority! (Post bump)
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2016.04.29 22:56:16 -
[33] - Quote
Monocle superiority! (Post bump)
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Sustrai Aditua
Irubo Kovu
128
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Posted - 2016.04.29 23:12:30 -
[34] - Quote
This is like...a THING? As heartfelt as your sentiments are about using Aurum to buy that ridiculous ornament, I'm in the "There's already a thread about this" school of thought.
-1 for SPAMMING THE FORUM |

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2016.04.29 23:44:00 -
[35] - Quote
Sustrai Aditua wrote:This is like...a THING? As heartfelt as your sentiments are about using Aurum to buy that ridiculous ornament, I'm in the "There's already a thread about this" school of thought. -1 for SPAMMING THE FORUM
"Spamming the forum", check the date between the bumps, bud. And yes this awesome club is a thing N you can't buy monocles with aurum anymore, just ISK. And the previous posts about this club are locked indefinitely, reason for the new post. Sorry you can't afford a monocle.
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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xpl0de
38
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Posted - 2016.04.30 06:21:49 -
[36] - Quote
Well hello gentlemen.  |

Big Lynx
5936
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Posted - 2016.04.30 06:48:07 -
[37] - Quote
Entity wrote:Zahara Cody wrote:Behold! Ohai Ahoi |

Demica Diaz
SE-1
318
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Posted - 2016.04.30 07:03:35 -
[38] - Quote
I wish I had golden bottlecap glued in my eyesocket.  |

Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
new order logistics CODE.
452
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Posted - 2016.04.30 09:05:34 -
[39] - Quote
Monocleless people replying in the thread must be so jelly that they're too space poor to buy something as useless as a monocle for 5 billion. Or, at least, they can't commit to spend their last savings on it, as I once did. Let them cry - after all, it would be rude to keep people from doing something we ourselves can't do (monocle users have their tear ducts surgically turned inwards, into the mouth).  |

aria Yatolila
Going To Valhalla In Premium Class Je Suis Stunt Flores
68
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Posted - 2016.04.30 13:31:13 -
[40] - Quote
A great Club for great peoples, full of good tastes with gentlemans.
Lady Yatolila, retainer of her Lady Kadesh and Khanid Royal House
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Ronove Los
Outer Harbor
0
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Posted - 2016.04.30 13:59:17 -
[41] - Quote
What a divine and majestic club to be part of. Glory to us all  |

Angelique Duchemin
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
980
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Posted - 2016.04.30 14:38:41 -
[42] - Quote
I had a monocle. I gave it to Miz and I think she sold it.
I never wore it though because it deletes your eyebrow and that looks terrible.
The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.
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xpl0de
38
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Posted - 2016.05.01 00:55:51 -
[43] - Quote
I'm glad they've retained their rarity over the years since it was introduced. Honestly I was worried the monocole would become super common and played out. Pleasantly surprised to see it trading for over 8b /sipwine 
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2016.05.04 17:51:06 -
[44] - Quote
Monocle superiority! (Post bump)
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
|

Kythrol Dhorin
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2016.05.04 23:07:38 -
[45] - Quote
Haters gonna hate |

RichThugster
Adversity. Psychotic Tendencies.
6
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Posted - 2016.05.05 18:17:57 -
[46] - Quote
Nothing like the smell of cigar smoke in the morning. |

Guplup Ikkala
Fight The Blob White Legion.
10
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Posted - 2016.05.06 00:13:00 -
[47] - Quote
The Monocle Clubhouse changed my life for the better. God bless. |

Elyham
Gordon Gekko Trading Academy Peaceful Industrialists
39
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Posted - 2016.05.06 05:30:30 -
[48] - Quote
As a peaceful industrialist I got my monocle via the noble art of mining... |

Ruvin
Out of Sight.
202
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Posted - 2016.05.06 21:36:37 -
[49] - Quote
i should login to check how are you fellow gentlemens doing ))
there should be one for coats too )))
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy Silent Infinity
858
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Posted - 2016.05.06 23:31:56 -
[50] - Quote
Ihave a monocle. I wish to remind captain PUIU, that he owes me 35 000 000 000isk. |

Zathra Narazi
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2016.05.07 03:38:43 -
[51] - Quote
A monocle is just broken glasses. I have monocles on both eyes. Get on my level, scrub.  |

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains.
1330
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Posted - 2016.05.08 22:16:37 -
[52] - Quote
I would like to make an offering back to the community and faciliate entry to the exclusive clubhouse.
I have a spare monocle so i would like to offer the one i am currently sporting to anybody who sends me the funniest joke in game mail alongside a donation to myself of 100m per entry / mail.
I will select the winner on Wednesday 11th May and make sure the red carpet is laid out prior to your arrival.
Good luck fellow capsuleers !!
Concord Approved Trader
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
30
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Posted - 2016.05.09 00:07:31 -
[53] - Quote
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:I would like to make an offering back to the community and faciliate entry to the exclusive clubhouse.
I have a spare monocle so i would like to offer the one i am currently sporting to anybody who sends me the funniest joke in game mail alongside a donation to myself of 100m per entry / mail.
I will select the winner on Wednesday 11th May and make sure the red carpet is laid out prior to your arrival.
Good luck fellow capsuleers !!
That's an awesome offer. Take your chance to join the elite club possibly just for 100m, so find the funniest joke you can!
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
161
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Posted - 2016.05.09 02:15:55 -
[54] - Quote
I was born a meme. |

Galaxxis
Unicorn Rampage
68
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Posted - 2016.05.09 08:08:19 -
[55] - Quote
I just have to say this: the design of this monocle is beyond creepy. It's exactly the wrong shape, in no way compliments the human face at all, and the scarring/inflammation around it makes it look like the result of a horrible accident rather than an elegant, exclusive item. The only thing worse is the Odin synthetic eye, it just looks like an open eye socket with gizmos inside it! Good luck with your club though. |

Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
161
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Posted - 2016.05.09 11:26:12 -
[56] - Quote
Galaxxis wrote:I just have to say this: the design of this monocle is beyond creepy. It's exactly the wrong shape, in no way compliments the human face at all, and the scarring/inflammation around it makes it look like the result of a horrible accident rather than an elegant, exclusive item. The only thing worse is the Odin synthetic eye, it just looks like an open eye socket with gizmos inside it! Good luck with your club though.
This is how poors sleep at night. It helps them justify their poorisms. |

Jovian Death
Jovian Vengeance Archetype.
23
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Posted - 2016.05.09 11:45:16 -
[57] - Quote
Who needs a monocle when 9 out of 10 times your not actually staring at my face |

Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
30
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Posted - 2016.05.15 19:09:06 -
[58] - Quote
Monocle superiority! (Post bump)
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
|

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
12052
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Posted - 2016.05.15 19:26:07 -
[59] - Quote
Ahem
Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .
Bumble's Space Log
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WASPY69
Hard Knocks Inc. Hard Knocks Citizens
417
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Posted - 2016.05.17 23:13:57 -
[60] - Quote
Why are you all naked? Oh **** sorry forgot to turn off the x-ray vision on my monocle.
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Cloon McCloon
Space Fukery
25
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Posted - 2016.05.23 22:42:50 -
[61] - Quote
A room unsullied by poors, worthy company at last.
A tip of the hat to you fine sirs. |

Faulker Gath'nor
Templar Directorate Holdings United Interests
531
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Posted - 2016.07.05 13:30:29 -
[62] - Quote
Noblesse Oblige
"GÇÖTis ours, the dignity they give to grace The first in valour, as the first in place; That when with wondering eyes our confidential bands Behold our deeds transcending our commands, Such, they may cry, deserve the sovereign state, Whom those that envy dare not imitate!" |

Aram Kachaturian
Aram Pleasure Hub Holding
205
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Posted - 2016.07.14 11:55:50 -
[63] - Quote
You are minor, we are major.
Servant of the Secret League, Wielder of the Monocle Clubhouse Flame.
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Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
New Order Logistics CODE.
485
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Posted - 2016.07.14 12:24:46 -
[64] - Quote
[EDIT] Nevermind, I forgot that I had written the same thing I was going to write in this post on Page 1. I'll just settle on reminding everyone that monocles (and their owners) rock, then.
Every monocle has a story of success behind it. Tell us yours. |

Valixithor
Volition Cult The Volition Cult
2
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Posted - 2016.07.14 15:22:41 -
[65] - Quote
Do you operate a no monacle shoot it policy??? |

Saturn Sabezan
Slags
43
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Posted - 2016.07.15 09:35:27 -
[66] - Quote
Valixithor wrote:Do you operate a no monacle shoot it policy???
I have lessers as friends. One has learned to be tolerant.
wat
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Bruce Kemp
Sex and Coke Party Negative Ten.
141
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Posted - 2016.09.06 18:51:55 -
[67] - Quote
Hello.. 
-áIf people played EVE as much as they posted rubbish on these forums, they might enjoy the game.
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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains.
1346
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Posted - 2016.09.06 20:50:44 -
[68] - Quote
Let's build the wall and keep the Alpha's out !!
(of the Clubhouse only ofc)
Concord Approved Trader
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Solecist Project
33057
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Posted - 2016.09.06 20:59:35 -
[69] - Quote
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Let's build the wall and keep the Alpha's out !!
(of the Clubhouse only ofc) You can actually expect a shitton of them if they get to post on the forums.
Great thing to look forward to, isn't it? ^_^
That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains.
1347
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Posted - 2016.09.06 21:40:37 -
[70] - Quote
Solecist Project wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Let's build the wall and keep the Alpha's out !!
(of the Clubhouse only ofc) You can actually expect a shitton of them if they get to post on the forums. Great thing to look forward to, isn't it? ^_^ If the wall around the clubhouse isn't a successful deterrent then hopefully the hounds will do as trained.
A Monocle would suit you Solecist.
Concord Approved Trader
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Zaragam Ardishapur
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2016.09.07 03:33:30 -
[71] - Quote
Monocle club best club!  |

Lateris
62
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Posted - 2016.09.07 06:16:42 -
[72] - Quote
Beer goggle mind you! 
0/
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Faylee Freir
The Phoenix Rising Vendetta Mercenary Group
301
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Posted - 2016.09.07 18:01:34 -
[73] - Quote
Im a Minmatar slaver so i force my slaves to do most of everything for me. I mean as we sit here now one of them is being forced to type this message for me while he works the fields, gathering Veldspar in a slasher. My slaves look me in the face and instantly love and gate me all at the same time.
Its because of the monocle. Im just better than them and they know it. I love being rich.
HTFU
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
4648
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Posted - 2016.09.07 22:47:11 -
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Is it possible to put a monocle on the left eye, or does it just come in a right eye model? Or do you guys all just put them on the right eye, because the left eye has some deviant secret meaning? Or more likely, because the right eye that has some deviant secret meaning?
Start the bubble machine!
-Lawrence Welk
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TackyTachy1
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
107
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Posted - 2016.09.08 04:02:11 -
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Can't be all that exclusive; they're recruiting (sort of).
Monocles, jelly-more of that inside crap I know nothing about.
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and one seriously Lost In Space multiboxer.
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
4648
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Posted - 2016.09.09 01:53:46 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Boom Boom Longtime wrote:Let's build the wall and keep the Alpha's out !!
(of the Clubhouse only ofc) You can actually expect a shitton of them if they get to post on the forums. Great thing to look forward to, isn't it? ^_^ ::evil look:: Damn dude, shhh! Just go ahead and announce the plan out loud to the world, OK?
Start the bubble machine!
-Lawrence Welk
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Mr Aurilen
League of Non-Aligned Worlds Snuffed Out
15
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Posted - 2016.09.12 07:32:17 -
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A place finally free of the peasants and poors, the monocle clubhouse has become my sanctuary |

Henry Plantgenet
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
110
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Posted - 2016.09.12 09:27:53 -
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One monacle is boring.... Two monacles is a spectacle! |

Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
15709
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Posted - 2016.09.12 10:50:51 -
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I wish monogoggles could be a thing.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story. =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him.
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2016.09.24 15:05:46 -
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Monocles are truly superior. As is the 'Silvershore' Greatcoat. Those who can't justify the means of buying one of the items are pure & simple just peasants. Sorry, not sorry. Join the supremacy today. 
Ruvin wrote:i should login to check how are you fellow gentlemens doing ))
there should be one for coats too ))) There should be one, just got mine recently & I love it. 
Monocle superiority!
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
New Order Logistics CODE.
548
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Posted - 2016.09.24 19:30:10 -
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Ah, you're back. When I saw you wearing those glasses, I was really afraid you had pawned your monocle. Was even going to initiate a vote for change of the club's chairman. |

Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
18425
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Posted - 2016.10.02 14:48:20 -
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what a fabulous bunch of good looking folks
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Malthuras
Merchants Trade Consortium The Last Chancers.
12
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Posted - 2016.10.21 06:24:46 -
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Necro bump or just another one joining the club? Bust out the cigars and brandy!
My stream Anything about wormholes, pvp, pve, industrial, I do. Come watch, ask questions, chill, etc
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Big Lynx
7539
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Posted - 2016.10.21 06:42:58 -
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Malthuras wrote:Necro bump or just another one joining the club? Bust out the cigars and brandy! holy ****. you look too terrifying. I dont dare to log in... |

Brockmist
Foolish Intentions
8
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Posted - 2016.12.04 03:32:44 -
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My fellow Lords and Ladies,
Its a travesty that this thread, this very special thread has been relegated to the realm of those less fortunate, those that cant afford to live in the opulence that the owner of a monocle is accustom, neigh entitled to.
Back to the top.
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Matthias Ancaladron
Hedion University Amarr Empire
20
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Posted - 2016.12.04 04:22:54 -
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real talk tho. monocle is ugly. that targeting computer is better
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