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T RAYRAY Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 12	Posted - 2011.12.19 03:26:00 - [1] - Quote Eva Evangelista is the player of the year. This character successfully survived my station camp attempt in a 2 day old tristan, vs my Myrmidon. by redocking in 1/2 armor. Because of her/his l33t smacktalking skills over the following 30 minutes, I was convinced that I fail, and he/she is the best thing to happen to EvE in the history of the game. All hail the most amazing, best all around player in the game today. Make sure to say hi to her/him whenever you see him/her in local.
Loraine Gess Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists 7	Posted - 2011.12.19 04:41:00 - [2] - Quote It sounds like you're mad. And bad. I would like to second his nomination for greatest player in EVE.
Captain Nathaniel Butler The White Company 158	Posted - 2011.12.19 05:06:00 - [3] - Quote Cool story bro Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Cannibal Kane Count With Teddy Mercenaries 98	Posted - 2011.12.19 06:10:00 - [4] - Quote Wait... Wait a minute. You post on these forums that your mad since a 2 day old char in a tristan did not die to your myrm. Well I agree with you... he is the best player ever. I however vote you to be the Worst player ever. "Demoralize the Enemy from within by Surprise, Terror, Sabotage, Assassination. This method of Guarilla Warfare is the only Method of Warfare for me"
Dirk Magnum Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan 103	Posted - 2011.12.19 06:25:00 - [5] - Quote Disapprove of OP. And I bet he's a wrongful foreclosure robo-signer for Garoun Investment Bank too. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB
Nathan Jameson Talocan Dominion Talocan United 159	Posted - 2011.12.19 08:09:00 - [6] - Quote So...OP is advertising how fail they are?
Jint Hikaru OffWorld Exploration Inc 23	Posted - 2011.12.19 10:45:00 - [7] - Quote Please post a link to the chat logs of this smacktalk or the residents of C&P will be forced to taunt you a second time! Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1063	Posted - 2011.12.19 12:53:00 - [8] - Quote Congratulations, Eva Evangelista, for trolling T RAYRAY so successfully that he took to the forums to cry about it. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Luvvin McHunt State War Academy Caldari State 6	Posted - 2011.12.19 13:07:00 - [9] - Quote T RAYRAY wrote: Eva Evangelista is the player of the year. This character successfully survived my station camp attempt in a 2 day old tristan, vs my Myrmidon. by redocking in 1/2 armor. Make sure to say hi to her/him whenever you see him/her in local. Fixed it so you don't sound bitter. I only had to remove the middle bit. Not even going to bill for fixing it cause it's xmas and stuff.
T RAYRAY Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 12	Posted - 2011.12.19 14:41:00 - [10] - Quote mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like /sarcasm tl;dr noob gets away and spends 30+ minutes smacking dripping with arrogance and ignorance. i felt so [sarcasm] humbled and swayed by his awesome arguments [/sarcasm] that I offered to take to the forums to spread the word about his epicness. you can't argue with stupid. looks like that could apply in game and on the forums flame away trolls!
FloppieTheBanjoClown The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard 416	Posted - 2011.12.19 14:56:00 - [11] - Quote Why were you shooting at a noob in a Tristan? Run out of kittens to kick?
Lady Spank GET OUT NASTY FACE 538	Posted - 2011.12.19 15:17:00 - [12] - Quote So bad OP. Shame on you for not realising how much you fail. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â)
Singeabooty Raj Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet Hearts And Minds Alliance 156	Posted - 2011.12.19 15:44:00 - [13] - Quote Merry Christmas Eva Evangelista Black Man with Goggles
Captain Nathaniel Butler The White Company 158	Posted - 2011.12.19 17:23:00 - [14] - Quote Eva Evangelista for CSM!! Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Killstealing Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild 210	Posted - 2011.12.19 19:51:00 - [15] - Quote Ladie Harlot wrote: Congratulations, Eva Evangelista, for trolling T RAYRAY so successfully that he took to the forums to cry about it.
Killstealing Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild 210	Posted - 2011.12.19 19:54:00 - [16] - Quote T RAYRAY wrote: wit so witty uguu~
Joshke Steel Dawn Inc. 6	Posted - 2011.12.19 20:47:00 - [17] - Quote She couldn't fight you, so she just used her tonque instead of blasters. It is very usual pattern of a weak player, maybe you can forgive her.
Rharkon Askari Mining Co. New Genesis Syndicate 1	Posted - 2011.12.19 23:03:00 - [18] - Quote T RAYRAY wrote: mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like /sarcasm tl;dr noob gets away and spends 30+ minutes smacking dripping with arrogance and ignorance. i felt so [sarcasm] humbled and swayed by his awesome arguments [/sarcasm] that I offered to take to the forums to spread the word about his epicness. you can't argue with stupid. looks like that could apply in game and on the forums flame away trolls! Well, it's not like we can see your face or hear your tone over the internet. As soon as every player on EVE gets a Skype account and a camera, this little issue will be cleared up.
Ladie Harlot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1065	Posted - 2011.12.20 05:18:00 - [19] - Quote T RAYRAY wrote: mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like /sarcasm tl;dr noob gets away and spends 30+ minutes smacking dripping with arrogance and ignorance. i felt so [sarcasm] humbled and swayed by his awesome arguments [/sarcasm] that I offered to take to the forums to spread the word about his epicness. you can't argue with stupid. looks like that could apply in game and on the forums flame away trolls! You don't seem to understand that she won and you lost. When you figure out why feel free to let us know. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
RubyPorto Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion 168	Posted - 2011.12.20 05:36:00 - [20] - Quote Rharkon wrote: Well, it's not like we can see your face or hear your tone over the internet. As soon as every player on EVE gets a Skype account and a camera, this little issue will be cleared up. I'll just grab my crystal ball to see what that future looks like.. AHH SWEET JESUS, MY EYES, THEY'RE MELTING, MAKE IT STOP... make it stop ...[sobbing]
Officer Nyota Uhura 140	Posted - 2011.12.20 07:28:00 - [21] - Quote T RAYRAY wrote: mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like /sarcasm First I thought OP was trying to be funny. Now I think that OP really is mad because he thought that he is all l33t but failed to kill a nub in a frig and got smackblastered and trollrolled in local, by the same noob.
Lady Spank GET OUT NASTY FACE 556	Posted - 2011.12.20 17:48:00 - [22] - Quote Hey guise I station camp frigates and think I am amazing. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â)
Xolve Intaki Armaments 260	Posted - 2011.12.20 18:01:00 - [23] - Quote What is this crap.. Seriously.. people in NPC Corps shouldn't be allowed to post on any forum outside of General Discussion. Lady Spank for C&P Moderator.
RubyPorto Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion 171	Posted - 2011.12.20 18:19:00 - [24] - Quote Xolve wrote: What is this crap.. Seriously.. people in NPC Corps shouldn't be allowed to post on any forum outside of General Discussion. Hey, at least this way the "My Hulk got ganked by Ebil people" threads are spread out over a few forums.
Xolve Intaki Armaments Important Internet Spaceship League 260	Posted - 2011.12.20 18:35:00 - [25] - Quote RubyPorto wrote: Hey, at least this way the "My Hulk got ganked by Ebil people" threads are spread out over a few forums. I kinda miss Zymurgist now... Lady Spank for C&P Moderator.
RubyPorto Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion 171	Posted - 2011.12.20 18:45:00 - [26] - Quote Xolve wrote: RubyPorto wrote: Hey, at least this way the "My Hulk got ganked by Ebil people" threads are spread out over a few forums. I kinda miss Zymurgist now... Never forget ... that date.... at that time.... damnit.
Argaral Obstergo NEM3SIS. 4	Posted - 2011.12.21 02:29:00 - [27] - Quote I can only pray that Eva Angelina is actually playing this game
Bernie Nator Insidious Design Talocan United 30	Posted - 2011.12.21 02:39:00 - [28] - Quote This was kinda funny to read. Also OP's tears fuel my spaceship. Tasty tasty tears. Mmmmm.
RubyPorto Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion 174	Posted - 2011.12.21 02:40:00 - [29] - Quote Argaral wrote: I can only pray that Eva Angelina is actually playing this game .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Aaaaand I'm back from erecticoma-land.
T RAYRAY Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 12	Posted - 2011.12.21 03:54:00 - [30] - Quote terrible trollbear replies. you guys are as pathetic at it as Eva was smacking from station. Officer Nyota Uhura was closest in her first impression - neither tears nor anger were any part of OP, humor was the intent - an extension of the localsmack to forever record and promote the awesomeness of misguided bravado and misplaced instasmack coming from a nooblet who was able to (shockface) REDOCK!!!! but just as the 2-day noob, i return to find the C&P trolltards filling this post with the same old C&P recycled one-liners . I admit i use them too - except "u mad', which you must admit just speaks to the single-digit IQ of the author , sorry Loraine Gess. However, it has been a revealing to be on the other side of these misguided attempts. For Ladie Harlot, i'd suggest you explain, for the benefit of your C&P followers (using more than the standard craptastic lawlsy phrases of every other trollington on the board) what exactly was won and lost. Seriously, write it out so that WE all know thta YOU know what YOU'RE talking about. You can't, because you don't, and thus you'll sit there and say again "when YOU figure it out, come back and let us know"... and so I pronounce you the prime example of a failtroll. (points and shakes head at failtroll Ladie Harlot) For Rharkon, let's not kid each other, we all know even your suggestion wouldn't have stopped the masses from hopping on this smackwagon to hack up another non-digestible chunck of C&P phlegm in the form of 'the tears, they feed me'. Yes...I'm looking at you Bernie Nator, and yes... i'm a hypocrite https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=352471#post352471 For Lady Smack, post count whoring with multiple replies would be appreciated if you put any effort into them. But sadly you have regressed into building a poorly thought out story regarding a sentiment that never existed, and thus... you can't be. my l33tness was never in question, because it never existed. I'm sitting in a noobcorp at a school station killing time catching 3 day olds buying skillbooks. i come to C&P with an anouncement of having found the best player in all of eve, and this is the response I get???? C'MON - You're my peeps! I came here because you all suck as bad as me!!!!!!!!!!!!! my failure is thus absolute. trolled by the worst board in the game. /endgame

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