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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2046
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Posted - 2016.05.18 13:11:37 -
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I have an alt that I'd like to put in an empire merc corp for good times and explosions. I can use TS or vent (I haven't ever used any of the other voice comms, but I'm willing to learn). My alt can fly T1 BC of all races and has all core support skills to level 4 and I've just begun polishing them off to level 5 (starting w/ gunnery supports). I fly a few T2 frigates but no t2/t3 dessy or any t2 cruiser and up. I have some pvp experience. Mainly US TZ in the evenings (believe it or not I actually hold down a job, raise children and all that other stuff).
Is there anyone out there that will take in my alt? I don't want to name the alt, I'd prefer Nitshe out me in a few days or weeks (how ever long it takes him). I'm interested in doing this to add some empire spice to my somewhat stagnant eve life. Check my kb and you can see I'm in a rut.
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2046
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Posted - 2016.05.18 13:34:25 -
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So here's a mail I just got....
Hey Seren,
I-¦d like to offer you a spot within our small group (17 pilots).
We do highsec contracts (70% active hunting, 30% camping gates, (realy close to) 0% station camping).
But we don-¦t know you. We-¦d need a security deposit of 1b. I m just not sure how to handle this.
Either you send it to me or we need to organize a 3rd party for this (Chribba, Grendell or such; needs to be a well known. Downside is, that you-¦d have to cover the costs of that 3rd party aswell).
ByeBye,
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I'll leave names out of it, but I will say - serious offers only. |

Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2884
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Posted - 2016.05.18 13:37:51 -
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if he needs directions on "how to handle" it then i can can sort him out with a nice pdf document for only 500mil isk.
Id like to see some sort of write up on what exactly the "security deposit" actually covers
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
4278
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Posted - 2016.05.18 13:43:11 -
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OH HEY GUESS WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE RECRUITING, THAT'S RIGHT, ME. |

Nitshe Razvedka
802
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Posted - 2016.05.18 13:50:20 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:I have an alt that I'd like to put in an empire merc corp for good times and explosions. I can use TS or vent (I haven't ever used any of the other voice comms, but I'm willing to learn). My alt can fly T1 BC of all races and has all core support skills to level 4 and I've just begun polishing them off to level 5 (starting w/ gunnery supports). I fly a few T2 frigates but no t2/t3 dessy or any t2 cruiser and up. I have some pvp experience. Mainly US TZ in the evenings (believe it or not I actually hold down a job, raise children and all that other stuff).
Is there anyone out there that will take in my alt? I don't want to name the alt, I'd prefer Nitshe out me in a few days or weeks (how ever long it takes him). I'm interested in doing this to add some empire spice to my somewhat stagnant eve life. Check my kb and you can see I'm in a rut.
Ima Wreckyou said she wasn't satisfied I hadn't finished off her Alliance. How about you penetrate Code on my behalf.
Be my Mole on the inside, exclusive mind you. If you get Stockholm syndrome you can feed me sweet little lies and enjoy the ganking. Win win.
Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.
Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2884
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Posted - 2016.05.18 13:56:13 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:can't do a thing with that.
maybe a good fit for marmite then?         
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2046
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Posted - 2016.05.18 13:56:16 -
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Nitshe Razvedka wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:I have an alt that I'd like to put in an empire merc corp for good times and explosions. I can use TS or vent (I haven't ever used any of the other voice comms, but I'm willing to learn). My alt can fly T1 BC of all races and has all core support skills to level 4 and I've just begun polishing them off to level 5 (starting w/ gunnery supports). I fly a few T2 frigates but no t2/t3 dessy or any t2 cruiser and up. I have some pvp experience. Mainly US TZ in the evenings (believe it or not I actually hold down a job, raise children and all that other stuff).
Is there anyone out there that will take in my alt? I don't want to name the alt, I'd prefer Nitshe out me in a few days or weeks (how ever long it takes him). I'm interested in doing this to add some empire spice to my somewhat stagnant eve life. Check my kb and you can see I'm in a rut.
Ima Wreckyou said she wasn't satisfied I hadn't finished off her Alliance. How about you penetrate Code on my behalf. Be my Mole on the inside, exclusive mind you. If you get Stockholm syndrome you can feed me sweet little lies and enjoy the ganking. Win win. 
I'm not into all that infiltration hoo haw. My eve involes:
1. approach 2. lock 3. turn on prop mod (situational) 4. start shooting 5. apply webs/scrams/neuts 6. collect loot |

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2046
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Posted - 2016.05.18 14:02:40 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:OH HEY GUESS WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE RECRUITING, THAT'S RIGHT, ME.
edit: nevermind you can't fly anything on that character, can't do a thing with that.
I don't think we're compatible. I like to lose from time to time (ensures I'm taking challenging fights - I can't just do layups). Besides, your glasses kind of make me thing the wrong things. I don't think I could concentrate.
Our risk profiles don't quite line up. I called https://zkillboard.com/related/30003504/201605040100/ a win. |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
4278
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Posted - 2016.05.18 14:07:40 -
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We never managed a stand up fight against marmite. They always just ran. |

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2046
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Posted - 2016.05.18 14:16:55 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:We never managed a stand up fight against marmite. They always just ran.
We ignored them, but on the last day of their dec one of my guys was moving a new ship into the wh, saw them. We weren't busy, so he got a thrasher to keep them around. We showed up and had a nice little tussle. I think the key was we trickled in AND they probably have no idea who we are.
https://zkillboard.com/kill/53746833/ didn't show up in the other skirmish post.
If all of you fly these sort of pods, I'm even more interested in empire shenanigans! |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
4280
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Posted - 2016.05.18 15:21:47 -
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Losing your slave set. The greatest shame.
edit: wait crystals? That's pleb tier. |

Saeger1737
Bite the pillow Archetype.
1542
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Posted - 2016.05.18 15:40:29 -
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Never fear Bite The Pillow is here
MERC WITH A MOUTH
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow Archetype.
1542
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Posted - 2016.05.18 16:14:25 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:We never managed a stand up fight against marmite. They always just ran. Thus is the way of the world, they only showed for fights against Absolute Defiance because they had 5 other alliances aiding them....side note I think they've lost to many folks recently.
MERC WITH A MOUTH
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2048
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Posted - 2016.05.18 16:48:16 -
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So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on), lots of folks like to pee down the Marmite air hose and some random npc corp guy will take me on if I put down a 1 Bil isk deposit.
Is there no merc corp willing to take on a T1 BC pilot w/ experience? I'm a little confused, I mean I was thinking there would be a bidding war or lottery or something.... guys..... my self esteem is all ouchy right now. |

Nitshe Razvedka
807
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Posted - 2016.05.18 17:12:22 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on), lots of folks like to pee down the Marmite air hose and some random npc corp guy will take me on if I put down a 1 Bil isk deposit.
Is there no merc corp willing to take on a T1 BC pilot w/ experience? I'm a little confused, I mean I was thinking there would be a bidding war or lottery or something.... guys..... my self esteem is all ouchy right now.
Give it time, not all the Merc CEO's read posts daily. Many of the posts make them ouchy too.
I am sure the three most RELEVANT CEO's in HiSec; Tora, Khromius & Trottel have not read you Thread yet.
Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.
Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow Archetype.
1542
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Posted - 2016.05.18 17:39:13 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on), lots of folks like to pee down the Marmite air hose and some random npc corp guy will take me on if I put down a 1 Bil isk deposit.
Is there no merc corp willing to take on a T1 BC pilot w/ experience? I'm a little confused, I mean I was thinking there would be a bidding war or lottery or something.... guys..... my self esteem is all ouchy right now. App to bite the pillow I'm sure we can work you in somewhere in our line of misfit superstars and yes this is a serious offer.
MERC WITH A MOUTH
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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
4283
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Posted - 2016.05.18 17:55:21 -
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We've got no use for people who can't put napocs, vindicators or rattlesnakes on citadels on demand.
Basically Shadow needs a structure grinding slave legion for his special projects. |

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2048
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Posted - 2016.05.18 18:05:10 -
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Vimsy Vortis wrote:We've got no use for people who can't put napocs, vindicators or rattlesnakes on citadels on demand.
Basically Shadow needs a structure grinding slave legion for his special projects. .
I have all BS to lvl 4 and all large guns to lvl 4 - I CAN DO THIS - I'll just use all faction mods to compensate for skills not being to 5. |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
4284
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Posted - 2016.05.18 18:07:18 -
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the required fit is deadspace already, actually, with HG slaves
I'm not even kidding. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
7698
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Posted - 2016.05.18 18:22:59 -
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Lots of love and admiration in this thread.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Benson en Efnyssen
Delusions of Granduer FETID
41
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Posted - 2016.05.18 19:48:23 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on),
Totally. Maybe it's more of a Clark Kent/Superman thing.
I'll be Louis. |

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1758
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Posted - 2016.05.19 12:10:24 -
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*waves hamster suit at Serendipity*
I has coookies!
*oils up the hamster wheel*
Also.......um.....its the grimdark cyberpunk space clone future.........we have cybermonocles, and cyberarms, and cyberlegs....and cyberbutts......
.......and we are wearing.....glasses.
Not cool sunglasses.....just......glasses.
........................

tldr altho Vimsy does have the Smexy Librarian Look totally down......squeak squeak.....
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2049
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Posted - 2016.05.19 12:14:00 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:*waves hamster suit at Serendipity* I has coookies! *oils up the hamster wheel* Also.......um.....its the grimdark cyberpunk space clone future.........we have cybermonocles, and cyberarms, and cyberlegs....and cyberbutts...... .......and we are wearing.....glasses. Not cool sunglasses.....just......glasses. ........................  tldr altho Vimsy does have the Smexy Librarian Look totally down......squeak squeak..... 
I'm stuck on how much of a pounding would it take to knock those glasses just a little bit sideways, but still keep them on her face.... Then I tab out to the Taylor Swift challenge. |

Jovian Death
Jovian Vengeance Archetype.
35
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Posted - 2016.05.19 13:15:55 -
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If you can volley Serendipity Lost off the field at over 100k then you may have the slightest chance in getting her alt
Vimsy with her new glasses reminds me of a librarian who had an S&M bunker
EDIT: no wait the film the secretary |

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3352
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Posted - 2016.05.19 13:56:01 -
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Neh, we already dumped all our trade hub huggers and leftovers in Complaining Department. 
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3352
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Posted - 2016.05.19 14:00:46 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:We ignored them, but on the last day of their dec one of my guys was moving a new ship into the wh, saw them. We weren't busy, so he got a thrasher to keep them around. We showed up and had a nice little tussle. I think the key was we trickled in AND they probably have no idea who we are. https://zkillboard.com/kill/53746833/ didn't show up in the other skirmish post. If all of you fly these sort of pods, I'm even more interested in empire shenanigans! You're right. Main reason we kicked them out and now they joined Complaining Department. That's where they belong.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Dom Arkaral
Axios
426
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Posted - 2016.05.19 14:10:06 -
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Merc stuff 101 Generally speaking ofc
Merc A accepts you, You do well, Merc B tries to poach you, You refuse, You get kicked because of a stupid loss (or you leave), You join Merc B, Etc.
The cycle goes on and on Also some hate and tension in between
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. #b4r
Gù+Montreal EVE Meet Organiser
Gù+Come talk in the ingame chan "EVE Montreal" for more info or just to chill!
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1758
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Posted - 2016.05.19 14:19:08 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:Edit: I checked you out and how can I put this nicely... you're a little too small for what I was looking for. 
Well, we all can't be huge merc alliances.....
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2053
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Posted - 2016.05.19 14:21:38 -
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I really don't do EVE hate and tension anymore.
I don't really move corps all that much, so poaching probably won't be an issue.
Do guys really get kicked for stupid losses? I guess I'll get the feel of things as my alt gets back into the business.
My current impression (mostly assumption w/ no facts to back it up) is that current 'merc' corps mostly do mass decs and farm players. Not that there is anything wrong with that - current war dec mechanics support and encourage this sort of play - I get that. What I'm getting at is that if a corp is just farming players and there isn't much competition for contracts - I'm not seeing any driving motive to kick anyone.
I'm sure I'll see more of what's what once I get back into it. As stated somewhere up above - I accept losses as confirmation that I'm taking even/challenging fights. You can't really get rewards without taking some risks. I may be getting into the wrong business - time will tell. |

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2056
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Posted - 2016.05.20 10:47:59 -
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My alt had her first date w/ her empire merc corp. It went pretty good. I joined on the fly and showed up in the ship I was in. No judgment by the regulars. The fleet was well run and we did some fun stuff. The only frustration I had was with the slower..... everything on my alt. Warping, locking.... everything. My noob is such a noob. Gaaaahhh.
I had a great time. The EU time comms were a bit stuffy, but not too bad. The US late night comms were pretty funny. I had to turn down the volume (I use speakers) after my wife's 3rd eye roll... well the 1st two were eye rolls, the 3rd was somewhere between 'really???' and 'wtf?' (Still smiling about it)
The only downside I see (comparing 5 or so war decs that we carried back in 08 to the substantially larger number this group carries) is sorting out and setting up my neutral alt(s) with such a large number of target corps. "screw this" ruled the night after the 8th corp was added and there were still many many to go. If there is an easy way to do this.... teach me (and be quick about it). |

Saeger1737
Bite the pillow Archetype.
1544
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Posted - 2016.05.20 21:14:10 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:We ignored them, but on the last day of their dec one of my guys was moving a new ship into the wh, saw them. We weren't busy, so he got a thrasher to keep them around. We showed up and had a nice little tussle. I think the key was we trickled in AND they probably have no idea who we are. https://zkillboard.com/kill/53746833/ didn't show up in the other skirmish post. If all of you fly these sort of pods, I'm even more interested in empire shenanigans! You're right. Main reason we kicked them out and now they joined Complaining Department. That's where they belong. Pot calling kettle black atleast kypp leaves the safety of a station so what's your excuse?
MERC WITH A MOUTH
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