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Darius JOHNSON
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 19:59:58 -
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Have you ever dreamed of flying in a fleet with 2000 other space pilots? Have you ever said to yourself "Self, this game moves too fast I wish there were a way to play it in slow motion". Have you ever wanted to see what your personal photos look like on someone else's computer?
If you said "yes" to any of the above then we are not the alliance for you. If however:
You just want to shoot things You want to get in on something interesting from the ground floor You have a desire to become a literal god, basking in the glory of solo/small gang pvp You are socially capable You have a sense of humor You can pass our cultural acceptance interview Your nickname growing up was something akin to "The fly in the ointment" Then we would like to have a talk about your space future!
Goonswarm is a collection of positive space personalities excelling in such pursuits as:
Losing fleets Losing fleets Losing fleets Taking random sov Losing said sov We have visions of science and majesty and some bold plans for the future! All that's missing from CM is U!
We're not space socialists so don't come around this here system looking for handouts and in our opinion cultural fit comes first.
We are recruiting both individual corporation members for our executor corporation The Ten Dollar Bond (formerly known as Goonfleet) as well as plucky and interested member corporations for the alliance. Interested alliances may evemail myself and/or Black Mittani.
Hailing from the mighty Somethingawful dot com forums, Goonswarm has chosen to take a more open strategy to recruiting from the likeminded among you. The game has changed. The culture has changed. EVE is more fast-paced and enjoyable than ever and spending your time clinging to the glories of yesteryear isn't going to net you anything.
I'd say we're looking for a group of serious pvp masters but really all we ask is that you not post terribly or just generally be annoying. "Toon" is a banned word so don't use it in your recruitment post. We currently reside in Delve and we're making friends with the locals. We're keeping the pace of growth slow so if you don't get in right away it's either that or we think you're terrible. Fly to Delve and impress us with your personality and we may make an exception.
Membership is decided by the existing members of the alliance. Every single candidate aside from those I know will be subject to a vote. Upon successful vote you're in with the same standing as everyone else.
If you're interested in joining our annoying band of miscreants head on over to http://www.tendollarbond.com and follow the instructions to auth. Then post a thread in the only subforum you can see on the forums and we'll process your app.
Bad posters need not apply thx. |
Alevi
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:02:17 -
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Bad posters please note, we are not the Mittani media empire goons getting **** on in the north. We are the drunk belligerent undocking goons living in the south. No relation. |
D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:06:13 -
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Do you like saying "this could work" and then welping your ship, clutching defeat from the certain jaws of victory? We're probably the right place. Do you like I can has cheeseburger cats? We're definitely not the right place. |
Berrik Radhok
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:06:55 -
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If you like literally being on the other end of the galaxy from DBRB, boy is this ever the corp for you. |
Rendering
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:11:22 -
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GoonSwarm Federation posting defense force (aka the crying five) inbound. |
Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:31:52 -
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Rendering wrote:In before the (same five) GoonSwarm Federation defense force of bad posters show up.
We don't concern ourselves with the agents of the fake GoonSwarm. |
Rendering
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:32:44 -
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Should petition CCP to get them to change their name since they're impersonating another alliance. |
D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:37:02 -
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Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 20:54:42 -
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Pari Shana
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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AzzJack Fonulique
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 21:46:34 -
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D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 21:47:29 -
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Kathao Crendraven
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 21:54:21 -
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Berrik Radhok
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 22:31:48 -
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D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 22:36:40 -
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Darius JOHNSON
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.22 22:38:49 -
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Heads up for Karmafleet and other pretenders we will be petitioning people who impersonate our alliance. |
Alevi
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 15:02:46 -
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Thatim Roid
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 16:22:11 -
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Look at these nerds.
I am messing up their z0r chain. Time to steal their lunchmoney too. |
Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 16:27:03 -
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Hey that's rude |
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Thatim Roid
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 16:28:33 -
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Vincent Claeson wrote:Hey that's rude
You asked for it.
Page 2 snipe
Edit: **** you people for suggesting I editted this snipe in. |
Rhea Bloodspike
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 16:46:42 -
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I was told I should post.
Also to never stop posting. |
Pari Shana
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 16:46:53 -
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i'm homosexual |
Cartimus Nosha
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 16:48:22 -
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Pari Shana wrote:i'm homosexual
tbh same |
Anreill
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 16:48:45 -
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Thatim Roid wrote:please **** up the recruitment thread
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Thatim Roid
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 17:10:39 -
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Kathao Crendraven wrote:That thread will get closed so soon
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Kathao Crendraven
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 17:27:26 -
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Stop quoting me for things I didn't even post, that's scientifically wrong and forbidden and I should sue you for this.
Now stop posting in here, it's against the rules man |
D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 18:43:58 -
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RIP GoonSwarm recruitment thread. 5-22-2016 - Too Soon. |
jane jackie
GoonfIeet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.23 19:12:44 -
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we have more sov than TMC goons so that makes us better right? |
ISD Buldath
ISD STAR
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Posted - 2016.05.24 06:01:12 -
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Quote:Bumping is only permitted once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump.
I have applied a 24 hour lock to compensate
~ISD Buldath
Commander
Support, Training and Resources Division
Interstellar Services Department
I do not respond to EVE-Mails regarding forum moderation.
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Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.25 07:03:43 -
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ISD Buldath wrote:I have applied a 24 hour lock to compensate
Thank you for disciplining our horde of wild nerds. |
Alevi
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.25 14:50:03 -
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ISD Buldath wrote: I have applied a 24 hour lock to compensate
This is space opression if I've ever seen it. |
Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.28 12:45:49 -
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jane jackie wrote:we have more sov than TMC goons so that makes us better right?
I would like to reiterate this point. Come join the actual GoonSwarm! |
Trinitty
Asha' Man Corp Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.05.29 04:51:14 -
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Please say this is real |
Alevi
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.29 15:30:27 -
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Trinitty wrote:Please say this is real
This is real, why aren't you here yet? |
D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.29 19:41:07 -
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Trinitty wrote:Please say this is real
it is 100% real, and it is 100% fun. I haven't pvp'd for over a year - then this happened and I'm back in. |
Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.30 13:11:22 -
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Trinitty wrote:Please say this is real
It is very real, we even fly space ships on an internet space ship game |
Rendering
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.31 01:44:07 -
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Its not real. This is all make believe. |
Solanis Charen-Teng
Hardcore Pwnography Inc. The Blood Covenant
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Posted - 2016.05.31 02:48:53 -
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I'm getting so lost in this thread. Seems like most of eve is like that. |
Vincent Claeson
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.05.31 14:34:22 -
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Solanis Charen-Teng wrote:I'm getting so lost in this thread. Seems like most of eve is like that.
Let us know if you need help with finding a new sense of direction |
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Solanis Charen-Teng
Star Frontiers Brotherhood of Spacers
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Posted - 2016.05.31 16:41:45 -
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I'll let you know, looks like 0 crap is given about game politics. Sounds like a fun time. |
D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.06.02 22:49:06 -
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Solanis Charen-Teng wrote:I'll let you know, looks like 0 crap is given about game politics. Sounds like a fun time.
Hey friend, It is a fun time. I myself was in Star Frontiers just like you but this gave me new life. I loved my time there and Argus is a fantastic person but sometimes a change of scenery is needed. |
D'ceet
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.06.06 05:48:34 -
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this is still a real thing, in case anyone was wondering... |
Kathao Crendraven
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.06.08 19:48:22 -
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hello, this is a bump. Please refer to the OP. |
Obsidian Mind
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2016.06.08 20:26:43 -
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@DJ Correct me if I am wrong. But this is the original GoonSwarm and not the Imperium joke being drug throughout the eve universe? |
AzzJack Fonulique
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.06.09 22:14:03 -
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Obsidian Mind wrote:@DJ Correct me if I am wrong. But this is the original GoonSwarm and not the Imperium joke being drug throughout the eve universe? You are correct, we are not the media goons, |
AzzJack Fonulique
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.06.10 08:07:53 -
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Disregard this post, refer to the op |
Xadus
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.06.11 16:36:14 -
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ok now this is cool |
Toka Nambu
Global Sushi Research Institute
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Posted - 2016.06.11 19:03:25 -
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This thread makes me think of this:
https://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0os5ucr181qzls9ro1_1280.jpg |
Thatim Roid
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.06.13 07:02:11 -
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That sure is a nice picture, friend |
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Ivan Ward
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.06.21 08:49:06 -
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ISD Buldath wrote:Quote:Bumping is only permitted once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. I have applied a 24 hour lock to compensate
Bumping this thread to compensate.
"Hot pilots we have problems too, we're just like you."
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Pari Shana
Ten Dollar Bond GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.07.04 10:29:16 -
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Bump |
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