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MrMann
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.02.28 16:07:00 -
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Pirates. The lowest of the low. Okay, okay there are lawyers and ore thieves. So donÆt you wonder just what the heck goes on in the minds of these heathens? What makes them tick?
Well IÆve always been curious about this myself. So, I, MrMann, decided to pose as a pirate and infiltrate a pirate corporation. At great personal risk I mind you!! What did I determine? Well allow me to illustrate by providing you with a transcript of the Voice Comms from last night.
MrMann: So whatÆs up guys?
Ender: Camping the same system as always.
MrMann: Cool cool. Anything good happen?
Crna: Ender!! stop shooting my *#&())#*(&# ship.
Ender: <snicker>
MrMann: Umm guys?
Halod: Hey I just came up with a cool way to catch Viators.
Bloodangle: HOW MUCH WILL THIS IDEA COST US!!!
MrMann: Umm guys, two haulers just jumped in.
Millinkoee: KILL KILL KILL!!!
Crna: I canÆt go to the gate because Ender has me into 40% armor screwing around again.
Ender: <snicker>
Halod: I canÆt go to the gate IÆm calculating the cost of 100 Merlins and Remote Sensor Boosters.
MrMann: Grr they got away.
Milinkoee: KILL!!
MrMann: TheyÆre gone.
Milinkoee: KILL!!!!!!!!!!!
MrMann: <sigh>
Ender: Crna you just popped my Drake again you idiot!!
Crna: ThatÆs what you get for shooting me.
MrMann: Umm guys, another hauler jumping in.
Halod: Okay. hereÆs the plan. First we build a Tech 2 Wooden Badger.
Bloodangle: Oh dear lord.
Ender: Okay, I got another Drake.
Bloodangle: YOU PAID FULL PRICE FOR IT!! *&#)*&^#*(&#^
Ender: Blame Crna!! He killed it.
Crna: Did not!
Wanem Dead: I got a hauler locked at the gate!!
Milinkoee: KILL!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: Warping!!
Milinkoee: DEAD HAULER!! BLAMMO!! KILL!!!
Ender: Pod locked letÆs ransom it and . . .
Milinkoee: KILL!!!!
MrMann: But we could get money and . . .
<at this point Milinkoee fires off what can only be described as a hiney load of smartbombs killing the pod and damaging all of our ships>
Ender: Ummm, I donÆt think heÆs gonna be willing to pay anything now.
MrMann: Ya think?
Milinkoee: I GOT THE CORSPE!!!
Crna: What the hell do you want with that?
Wanem: DONÆT ASK!!
Milinkoee: <manic giggling>
Bloodangle: What did we get??
Crna: Two warp core stabs.
Bloodangle: What died?
Ender: 5000 Zydrine, 200 Mega, 5 Tech 2 BPOs, a rare signed photo of Mel Torme, and the Mona Lisa.
Bloodangle: )_*#_(*#&*(#&)*(^#&*#^*()#&* IÆm filing a petition!!!
<sound of angry typing fills voice comms>
Crna: Ender STOP #)*(#*&^#*&# SHOOTING ME!!!
MrMann: ThatÆs it, IÆm getting some scotch.
Halod: I wonder if a Doomsday device would fit on a Merlin if I got the right rigs.
Bloodangle: IÆm going to bed!! Nobody buy anything!!!
MrMann: Hauler coming in.
Millinkoee: heh, heeh heeehehehhehehhehehh.
Crna: Got him locked!!
Wanem: HeÆs dead!!
Milinkoee: SMARTBOMBS!!!! INCOMING!!!
Everyone: RUN!!!!
Crna: Ooooooooo a Covert Ops Cloak.
Halod: OOoooooooooo will it fit on a Merlin??
Ender: I need that.
Wanem: I want it!
Milinkoee: KILL IT!!!
Crna: MINE MINE MINE
<At this point a general ugly melee erupted on Team Speak and I logged off and went to bed>
So there you have it. TheyÆre just plain nuts. IÆll keep observing them and reporting from time to time. IÆm not sure yet if they can be classified as intelligent life forms. Worst Pirates Ever, definitely. But intelligent, I dunno. They do seem to be attracted to shiney objects however. Further study is needed.
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Gyrolion Blade
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Posted - 2007.02.28 16:15:00 -
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Rolf sounds like fun to be a pirate 
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Darcy Killar
Gallente
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.02.28 16:38:00 -
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LOL!!! I want to join THAT corp!!
About me!
My kills! |
Enaria Ferenic
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Posted - 2007.02.28 17:18:00 -
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hehe....reminds me of another MMOG....
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T'Renn
Crimson Squall
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Posted - 2007.02.28 17:24:00 -
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Cute.
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Wanna be a low-sec scumbag? |
Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Momentum.
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.28 17:32:00 -
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That made me laugh 
You still flying the Riverboat Casino MrMann?
Next time I'm up there I'll come hunt some wabbit with you again.
(dont tell D2 this..but I need to lower my sec status again ..Concord even allow me into Jita now  ...for the love of God..why would I ever want to go there.)
I just got a few little things to finish up down south atm 
o7
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=47466 |
Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.02.28 17:34:00 -
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Edited by: Soporo on 28/02/2007 17:33:32
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xxx: I canÆt go to the gate because xxxx has me into 40% armor screwing around again.
lol
These guys dont seem to be making much iskies, that night anyway.
A corp like that would make me mental in about 2 seconds, call me crazy, but a little more substantial goal than just shooting everything in sight, even each other, pay be damned, just isnt a lot of peoples thing.
Lowest of the low? Naw, that would have to be those tools that sit outside of schools and trick n00bs into aggroing.
edit: on reflection, sounds almost exactly like a GoonSwarm chat session.
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MrMann
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.02.28 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Flinx Evenstar
That made me laugh
You still flying the Riverboat Casino MrMann?
Next time I'm up there I'll come hunt some wabbit with you again.
(dont tell D2 this..but I need to lower my sec status again ..Concord even allow me into Jita now ...for the love of God..why would I ever want to go there.)
I just got a few little things to finish up down south atm
o7
Evemail mail me anytime to join up. I . . . ummmm . . . suggest bringing a ship you can afford to lose and also staying at least 5000KM away from Smartbomb Milin and Smartbomb Halod.
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FromBeyond TheGrave
Gallente
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Posted - 2007.02.28 17:39:00 -
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Why do pirates pirate?
Because NPC's don't smack talk 
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Gamble Dakota
Immortalis Silens
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2007.02.28 19:09:00 -
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Yeah, we pretty much live for booze, pewpew, and a-splodeyness.
Isk is secondary.
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Originally by: "Nir"
There is no place for morality in EVE.
I find the correct answer is rarely the truthful one.
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Jarjar
Celestial Apocalypse
Insurgency
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Posted - 2007.02.28 19:22:00 -
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If I was to change careers I would have a good look at your corp
"In Communist China ISK buys YOU!!" - random bio |
jimmyjam
Gallente
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.02.28 19:57:00 -
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Pinching people in the nipple is what makes me tick.
Metagaming is a broad term usually used to define any strategy, action or method used in a game which transcends a prescribed ruleset, uses external factors to affect the game, |
Stakhanov
Shih Yang Tong
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Posted - 2007.02.28 23:42:00 -
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This corp is just brilliant
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Benglada
Infinitus Odium
Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.01 00:02:00 -
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Thats pretty much the norm among pirate corps (and any corps with evil edna in them...Pedo jokes non withstanding)
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Originally by: Arkanor
0.0 is the Final Frontier. Bring money and friends.
Sig nerfz0r - maximum allowed siz0r is 24000 bytz0r. - Devil ([email protected])
Sig By Ortos |
Pete Stalker
Kemono.
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.01 00:11:00 -
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rofl, you guys are hilarious
There is no buisness like Pete's buisness. |
Enders Vaal
SniggWaffe
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.03.01 00:18:00 -
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Real smooth...
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Lithalnas
Amarr
Hadean Drive Yards
Archaean Cooperative
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Posted - 2007.03.01 00:38:00 -
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some funny stuff there.
Quote:
Milinkoee: SMARTBOMBS!!!! INCOMING!!!
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Midshipman Lithalnas - Logistics Division - Hadean Drive Yards
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Crna Udovica
Amarr
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.01 01:08:00 -
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Nice story MrMann. |
Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.03.01 01:58:00 -
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allI can say is \o/...followed by LOL
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Arekhon
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2007.03.01 01:59:00 -
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Edited by: Arekhon on 01/03/2007 01:55:37
stoopid double post ftl
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Edualc Marshall
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Posted - 2007.03.01 03:13:00 -
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Edited by: Edualc Marshall on 01/03/2007 03:09:31
Very funny!
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Halod Crane
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.01 03:34:00 -
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You left out the best part.
Late at night, when we've all logged off this happens.
MrMann: God I love all this pirate loot.
MrMann: I'm going to get naked and roll around in these warp core stabs.
MrMann: You know, I think this needs sorting.
MrMann: I'm going to sort it, while rolling in it naked.
MrMann: Oooo! Faction!
MrMann: <thwapthwapthwap>
IBTL!
Bastage Inc.
We do it for the hate mail. |
Scoundrelus
The Black Fleet
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.03.01 03:49:00 -
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Ya know, Ender is the reason I've been a pirate for nearly 2 years now. I was anti-pie and my gang attacked him and he raped everyone except us using some really good tactics. Decided that piracy was the way to go after that.
Ninja vanish!
*poof* |
Omae Gaw'd
Gallente
VMF-214 Blacksheep
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Posted - 2007.03.01 10:02:00 -
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Awesome reading. Hope more of these will follow \o/.
"T2 market makes me emo ;("
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Lady Kinla
World Order
The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.03.01 16:53:00 -
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I WANT MORE!!! MORE!!! MORE!!!
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"Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No ****heads this is my text not yours!" Already disobeyed... W00t! I am no longer a !. |
Altrex Stoppel
SniggWaffe
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.03.02 01:19:00 -
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Millinkoee is clearly the only reasonable pirate 
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