Hi all.

As you can see from the title, I'm all natural no injections and grey hairs included I've extracted about 6mil from my main to boost my alts but it was a no-brainer really.

Having done a bit of almost everything (I'll bullet point my main experiences below) I'm now at that stage where I don't really know where to go from here, I've sort of hit an "End-game" wall if that makes sense, so I thought I'd post here and see who's offering what and where.

What I've done:

High sec war decs
Ran my own little high sec corp for about 2 years in total (Devils Minions) with family; building, missioning, mining etc but people have since stopped playing and I got tired of the workload.
Was part of Black Thorne Corporation a few years back down in High Sec Solitude.
I was very briefly part of a C4/C2 corp when I was very young SP, and about a 18months ago I joined a C6/C3 corp for a few months.
Most recently I left MBALM in LAWN looking for something new following the Vale evac etc. Also had a few months in GCLUB in Immensea which was fun.

What I can offer:

A cap capable main (Carriers, FAX's and Dreads aren't far off), however I'm not a fan of caps, I only use them when I absolutely have to.
Self sufficient for ISK due to alts.
Because of my array of alts, I'm no longer fussed about my sec status on Tingerz.... this was always one thing that put me off low sec in the past.
Mature mentality, I'm 28 but feel 50 sometimes.
Comms - I'm happy to be on comms for ops, roams etc, however I cannot be on comms all the time when I'm logged in.

About me:

I'm UK based so I need a decent UK/EU timezone presence please.
EVE to me is just a game and real life takes priority: unless I'm scout or somthing integral, I WILL leave the middle of a fleet because the Mrs wants to do something. Likewise I won't set my alarm for 3am.... I've done it before rather frequently, it played havoc with my health. Actual conversation on comms (On one of my alts), in front of about a dozen people: FC - "You were logged in, why the hell weren't you at the CTA?"...... "I was attempting to secure the prospect of getting a few weeks off work in about 9 months time". Apparently that wasn't an acceptable answer judging by his rather rude "EVE takes priority" response, although somehow I doubt he was expecting the expletive laden rant by my fianc+¬, who heard him and played EVE, based on his swift departure from comms amidst a sea of whoops and cheers
I play EVE because it's fun to play. I have no time for drama, politics, Elitist Armchair Generals and Leaderships with Napoleon Complexes.
In PVP I prefer gate camps and small gang stuff, I'm lazy but patient.
Massive fleet fights I'm not interested in, having been there and done it I see no pride and have no enthusiasm to spend 3 hours bored in TiDi, pressing F1 every couple of minutes in *insert big battle here* just to be able to say "I was there".......

I'm willing to consider any offers, any space and any sec..... like I said, I'm just at that point now where I'm tired of doing the same old things but not really sure where to go next.