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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.01 21:29:00 -
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Are you constantly finding yourself shunned by others, because you're aesthetically challenged? I know I am! (Just look at my ugly mug, c'mon, I know you want to!) Well here's your time to shine! If you believe you have what it takes, post here for the chance to win 500,000 ISK!
There is no entry fee for this contest, so the only risk is showing your face to the waiting public! The first 10 unique posters in this thread, older than 1 month, will be entered in (in-game requests will be ignored). Therefore you shouldn't post unless you are interested.
The judging will commence as soon as the final poster has presented themselves, and a judgment will be passes shortly after.
Good luck to you all, and may the ugliest win!! --------------------------------------------------
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.01 23:41:00 -
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Edited by: Jangus McGee on 01/03/2007 23:38:03 Reserved. --------------------------------------------------
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Randy Paster
S.H.I.E.L.D NxT LeveL
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Posted - 2007.03.01 23:43:00 -
[3]
How's this for ugly?
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Daravel
Caldari Ore Mongers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.03.02 00:34:00 -
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Im so ugly, it's sad.
You know, I was too ugly for the ugly tree.
I was hit in the face with a frying pan, with the intention of making me look better.
I don't wear a paper bag to hide from the public, the public staple a paper bag to my head to hide me from them.
Im awfully depressed.
Invasions will be met with hostility and flying marshmallows!
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 00:38:00 -
[5]
You sir, are indeed ugly, and good luck in the contest! --------------------------------------------------
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hefer
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Posted - 2007.03.02 01:03:00 -
[6]
Edited by: hefer on 02/03/2007 00:59:40
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Damon Blood
Empirius Enigmus Navy Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.02 01:04:00 -
[7]
At least you look humanoid! Anybody got a tanning bed in their ship
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 01:23:00 -
[8]
If you win the contest, you can afford many tanning beds! Good luck, you pale pod pilot! --------------------------------------------------
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diabolic clone
Amarr Paxton Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.02 05:20:00 -
[9]
If I don't win this I will kiss the winner. 
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 06:34:00 -
[10]
Good luck to you, you brave, ugly kissing pilot! --------------------------------------------------
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Ikasu
Gallente The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2007.03.02 07:05:00 -
[11]
I have a gigantoid forhead :/ so i'm in
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 07:21:00 -
[12]
You could land a Nyx on that forehead.  --------------------------------------------------
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Tynian Bhlood
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Posted - 2007.03.02 09:42:00 -
[13]
how about me? large forehead, bulbous nose, large chin?
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Sanaya Sien
Minmatar Empire Mining and Trade
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Posted - 2007.03.02 15:08:00 -
[14]
I do believe my face could be called "aesthetically challenged".
Originally by: Wrangler I will sit in a corner, shiver and possibly cry until the madness is over.
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 16:52:00 -
[15]
Quite the ugly mugs there, fellow pilots! Only two spots left! --------------------------------------------------
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Lanfear's Bane
Shih Yang Tong
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Posted - 2007.03.02 20:57:00 -
[16]
I win!
Thread closed.
Lanfear's Bane. - - - - - - - - - - - Got Killboard? |

Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 22:03:00 -
[17]
Another ugly mug, bravo! I like your enthusiasm! --------------------------------------------------
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Falcione
Mortis Angelus Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.02 22:04:00 -
[18]
Wheeee Ugliness!
My Bio in Progress Prologue / CH.1 |

Fafnir Drake
Boob Heads
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Posted - 2007.03.02 22:59:00 -
[19]
My avatar = ugliest thing to hit the screens since reality tv.
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |

Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.03 01:39:00 -
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We have our contestants! It's only a matter of time to gather the judges (they wandered off from the snack table...) and a decision will be made. Who will have the ugliest mug? Will it be... You? --------------------------------------------------
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.03 02:06:00 -
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WE HAVE A WINNER!
Damon Blood is the winner! His repulsive combination of sparse follicles, pale pallor, and those God awful tattoos makes for one ugly mug! At earliest convenience, the ISK will be transferred to you!
For the runners up, don't feel bad, there's always next time! --------------------------------------------------
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diabolic clone
Amarr Paxton Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.03 04:04:00 -
[22]
I don't want to kiss a minmatar... Should of expected one of them to win. 
Pucker up.
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Ikasu
Gallente The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2007.03.03 04:10:00 -
[23]
Betting I was a close runner up :p good win man, have fun with your .5 of a mil
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Jangus McGee
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.03 07:29:00 -
[24]
It was a close one, but in the end, it's not Iskies that matter. What matters is that we had fun, and embraced our... well... ugliness. I hope no one gets cosmetic surgery, because the next contest will have more competition, better prizes, and still no entry fee! --------------------------------------------------
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Cloue
Gallente Stripping Agency
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Posted - 2007.03.03 23:13:00 -
[25]
OMG i am now blind
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Gallente Stripping Agency. |

Elvarien
Caldari Legion of Corpses Federation Of united Corps
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Posted - 2007.03.05 08:08:00 -
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My receding hairline is only matched by my unmatched eyes. Winnar is me >--- Witty banter. |

Viktor Speranza
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Posted - 2007.03.05 10:26:00 -
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My wife often comments on how my avatar looks like he has Syphilis. I've even mentioned it to people in game and they go, "Oh my you sure do look sick!" I didn't mean to I was trying to go for a gaunt no tan deep space miner kinda guy...
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Proxay
Gallente Fallen Angel's Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.05 13:45:00 -
[28]
I win...
Or is that lose?
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Heileman
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Posted - 2007.03.28 15:04:00 -
[29]
Damn think I missed this one...maybe my clone will be less gross looking...
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Rhaegor Stormborn
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Posted - 2007.03.31 02:24:00 -
[30]
My girlfriend said I am ugly.
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Furian Raven
Amarr Redemption EnterpriseS Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.04.09 16:36:00 -
[31]
You are all so prety ! RUUUUUNNNNNNNN !!! I'm boogie man !
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Korii Domeni
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Posted - 2007.04.18 19:08:00 -
[32]
Heh mine looks like Scorpius from Farscape without the costume
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Kiera Lavode
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Posted - 2007.04.19 00:47:00 -
[33]
I'm so blind, just oh so blind... This isnt my ugly char, lookup Bronnwynn IG :)
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Arrow Jumpdrive
Minmatar Sicarri Covenant Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.20 14:48:00 -
[34]
I Win. 
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Kangster
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Posted - 2007.04.26 12:03:00 -
[35]
Are ginger people extinct in eve? I don't see any ginger contestants. (Im not gingist)
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Ginny Garan
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Posted - 2007.04.27 09:01:00 -
[36]
I was so ugly that I had to melt my face away.
But now I see that there's allready 10 contestants 
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Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.04.29 20:47:00 -
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The contest is a farce. :(
Ginger Magician would win this contest hands down, and he has the personality to go with the picture.
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Falacious Micutoe
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Posted - 2007.05.01 11:19:00 -
[38]
i fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down :P
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Lusian
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Posted - 2007.05.03 06:05:00 -
[39]
Oh the hell with it, you all get first place :p
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Bistot Kid
The First Thing You'll Ever See
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Posted - 2007.05.03 10:48:00 -
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I've just soiled my trousers, if that helps.
------------------------------------- Hold my calls and sack my cook ------------------------------------- |
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Lusian
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Posted - 2007.05.09 06:06:00 -
[41]
lol
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Buzz Killbunny
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Posted - 2007.05.09 22:09:00 -
[42]
Yoo Gee Ell Why
You ain't got no alibi
you ugly, yeah yeah you ugly
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Caffinated
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Posted - 2007.05.10 01:57:00 -
[43]
I'm so ugly they went and gave me an exclamation to prove it, like "WARNING!" or "BIOHAZARD!"
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Marion Quicksilver
Morning Star Industries
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Posted - 2007.05.10 08:12:00 -
[44]
Try going through life as "The Blue Man."
<sniff>
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Ste Harvin
Minmatar UK Corp FATAL Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.10 10:08:00 -
[45]
Pfft
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aquontium
Gallente Fourth Circle
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Posted - 2007.05.22 11:20:00 -
[46]
i'd go with Avangel or Ginger Magician. But don't give Ginger any money!
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Aero089
Exiled.
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Posted - 2007.05.28 00:46:00 -
[47]
I'm Michael Jackson, I used to be tanned like my brethren. -
(Exiled. Recruitment (CEO |

lam0r
Caldari The Legion.
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Posted - 2007.05.28 23:09:00 -
[48]
I've had the odd comment :D
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GawdAwful
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Posted - 2007.05.29 03:09:00 -
[49]
I define FUGLY
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Irob Urore
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Posted - 2007.06.03 15:13:00 -
[50]
i think im sexy, i just posted here to laugh at your ugliness.
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Bad Bo
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Posted - 2007.06.07 09:21:00 -
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Edited by: Bad Bo on 07/06/2007 09:21:31
Sup?
Check out mah buzzcutt-mullet. |

Supreme Biovizier
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Posted - 2007.06.08 08:37:00 -
[52]
Maybe not the ugliest but in any case I have the most insane look.
You should see my big picture on the login screen, this rendered-down forum version just doesn't cut it 
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Pigbearman
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Posted - 2007.06.10 20:12:00 -
[53]
im looking good, ill never win 
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Diicc Tater
Aggressive Tendencies
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Posted - 2007.06.11 13:37:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Supreme Biovizier Maybe not the ugliest but in any case I have the most insane look.
You should see my big picture on the login screen, this rendered-down forum version just doesn't cut it 
LMFAO!
"Then you give 'em the 'crazyeye'" "What's that?" "THIS!" *whip****** ** Sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains excite me! ** |

black sabath
Minmatar Bladerunners Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2007.06.13 09:40:00 -
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i think im the ugliest i mean what is with my mouth, have i been sucking on a lemon? <>!?all i want is to be hunted?!<> |

Romay
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Posted - 2007.06.15 10:22:00 -
[56]
Ugly japanese ***** mug ftw.
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Faekurias
Caldari Federation Fleet Endless Horizon
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Posted - 2007.06.17 12:20:00 -
[57]
I am schmexy
[17:14:00] Paladin Elanvitale > o/ all. sorry for my delayed return. the mind said get up, the body said 'go to hell' |

Big Zulu
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Posted - 2007.06.19 11:34:00 -
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Edited by: Big Zulu on 19/06/2007 11:32:57 Oops
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Kain Bodom
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Posted - 2007.06.22 20:01:00 -
[59]
i have been told i am fugly.
whatta i get outta ten on the fugly scale?
KD
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Kain Bodom
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Posted - 2007.06.22 20:07:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Lanfear's Bane I win!
Thread closed.
Lanfear's Bane.
Im sorry i think your hawt.. goth does it for me.. :)
KD
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Incantare
Caldari Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2007.06.23 02:59:00 -
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Edited by: Incantare on 23/06/2007 02:58:25
Giving this thread its share of Achura.
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Madcat Adams
Romulan Technologies Limited
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Posted - 2007.06.25 17:48:00 -
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Is the contest already over? Oh well, woulda been an easy 500k for for this ugly mug. 
Ron Paul in 08 |

Frankym
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Posted - 2007.07.06 12:05:00 -
[63]
Sorry the contest ended, I woulda liked to compete.
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Cypress Cavalero
The Steel Ravens
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Posted - 2007.07.08 02:04:00 -
[64]
mug shot!
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MeatHelmetz
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Posted - 2007.07.08 10:30:00 -
[65]
Finally I win something !!!
\o/
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Deathhelllord
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Posted - 2007.07.09 14:35:00 -
[66]
Comon look at me I am god damn ugly. If anyone should win this contest it should be me so I can buy a new face. Ah I prolly spend it on hookers. But ya I am really ugly and I think everyone agrees.
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SEN 5243
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Posted - 2007.07.11 01:01:00 -
[67]
i win
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Scrutt5
Visual I.D GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.07.13 14:17:00 -
[68]
I prefere rugged to ugly.
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Crax McGee
Celtic Anarchy Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.07.13 19:47:00 -
[69]
YOU AINT GOT SH*T ON CRAX MCGEE!
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Daravel
Caldari Winds of Dawn
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Posted - 2007.07.14 01:50:00 -
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I love how there are still people replying to this... its been about 4 months now! I've stopped playing EVE and come back in the time between then!
Havign said that... I actually was a contestant, and I'm not even that ugly.
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Real Poison
Minmatar Mutually Assured Destruction
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Posted - 2007.07.14 19:47:00 -
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Edited by: Real Poison on 14/07/2007 19:49:12 if this wasn't already over yet, i guess my chances would have been quite good.  damn wrong char :S
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Marsman37X
Amarr Alder Space Pioneers
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Posted - 2007.07.17 18:29:00 -
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I thought I stood a chance when i read the thread title. But seeing some of you, well, I am truly an Adonis!!! 
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Dave White
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2007.07.21 02:33:00 -
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dude, your face
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