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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.02 10:40:00 -
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Heavy Assault Missles. Acronym = HAM
Every time I hear someone talk about thier HAM launchers I picture a line of catapults fixed to a ships hull hurling pork products through space.
Why oh why CCP could you not just called them "Heavy Rocket Launchers"
Plus I think newbies might get confused when they buy Assault missles thinking they are going to put them in thier Assault Launchers.
C'mon now, Heavy Rockets Sounds way cooler.
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Ling Xiao
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Posted - 2007.03.02 10:42:00 -
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At least your Interdiction Sphere Launcher doesn't make you search the market for Interdiction Spheres... except they're called "Warp Disrupt Probes" for no goddamn reason.
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Scordite
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Posted - 2007.03.02 10:42:00 -
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On a similar note, they should add a new missile type.. Tinytorps 
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madaluap
Gallente Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.03.02 10:56:00 -
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jezus christ what the **** are you whining about?
and the sphere launcher post is even more retarded...geez find something decent to whine about _________________________________________________ Breetime
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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.02 11:28:00 -
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Edited by: Natasha Kerensky on 02/03/2007 11:26:13
Originally by: madaluap jezus christ what the **** are you whining about?
and the sphere launcher post is even more retarded...geez find something decent to whine about
Okay:
I hate forum trolls
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Phoenicia
Macabre Votum Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.02 12:50:00 -
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I chuckled.
For the Hammy Don!
Wait, wrong game.
Hamox?
Hamacal?
Cerepork?
Also: Beauty of intarweb = everyone can whine about whatever they want. Which also includes whining about people whining.
So am I now whining about people whining about people whining?
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.02 13:01:00 -
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rofl 
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Disco Flint
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 13:05:00 -
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Heavy Rockets = ftw Heavy Assault Missiles = confusing, non-consistent with the guided / unguided missile stuff and ftl.
where do I sign?
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Wild Rho
Amarr Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2007.03.02 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: madaluap jezus christ what the **** are you whining about?
and the sphere launcher post is even more retarded...geez find something decent to whine about
This man needs a sense of humour! Stat!
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Drek Grapper
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.03.02 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
Originally by: madaluap jezus christ what the **** are you whining about?
and the sphere launcher post is even more retarded...geez find something decent to whine about
This man needs a sense of humour! Stat!
It seems he is beyond help i'm afraid. 'Nuuuurse....the drugs please' 
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Borasao
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Posted - 2007.03.02 14:07:00 -
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HRLs? HuRLs? I have six HuRLs on my ship! Ships flying around projectile vomiting on each other, ftw! 
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Disco Flint
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.02 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Borasao HRLs? HuRLs? I have six HuRLs on my ship! Ships flying around projectile vomiting on each other, ftw! 
some people just have to stomp on every sand castle :( I still say HRL > HAM tho. Except for breakfast.
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Bane Lord
VentureCorp Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2007.03.02 14:43:00 -
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Originally by: Borasao HRLs? HuRLs? I have six HuRLs on my ship! Ships flying around projectile vomiting on each other, ftw! 
Why do you think I named my ship "The Vomit Comit"? 
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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.03 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: Bane Lord I named my ship "The Vomit Comit" 
Is it a Nanophoon? 
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Jaeuhl
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Posted - 2007.03.03 09:36:00 -
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with all the cheese that I've seen, it's only fitting that you get some HAM with it.
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2007.03.03 10:31:00 -
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Originally by: Disco Flint
Originally by: Borasao
I still say HRL > HAM tho. Except for breakfast.
you win the fish!
Suicide is bad, hmkay? (clickety clickety)
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Mack Dorgeans
Camelot Innovations
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Posted - 2007.03.03 10:45:00 -
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Edited by: Mack Dorgeans on 03/03/2007 10:41:57
You all need a dose of reality. They're SPAM launchers, pure and simple. I don't care what it stands for -- spam is what they do, and SPAM they should be.
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Fork Boy
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Posted - 2007.03.03 10:52:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky Heavy Assault Missles. Acronym = HAM
I think of the Amiga's "Hold And Modify" mode when I hear it, but that just shows I'm:
And old b*stard A nerd
We need pigs as well as cattle in game, and maybe you could fit those into your pork launcher! 
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Natasha Kerensky
The Company Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.03 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenicia
Hamox?
Hamacal?
Cerepork?
Hamhawk!!
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Murehz
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Posted - 2007.03.03 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky
Originally by: Phoenicia
Hamox?
Hamacal?
Cerepork?
Hamhawk!!
Add an A in there so it's Hamahawk.
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LUKEC
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.03.03 12:12:00 -
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Did anyone actually test HAM on nighthawk? Bonuse only say 5% dmg to heavy missiles / lvl. -------- ..... |

Altrex Stoppel
SniggWaffe Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.03.03 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: LUKEC Did anyone actually test HAM on nighthawk? Bonuse only say 5% dmg to heavy missiles / lvl.
With Precision HAMs on a nighthawk and decent skills (most missile skills at 4) you could spam them from over 50km for over 400 DPS...
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madaluap
Gallente Mercenary Forces Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.03.03 17:08:00 -
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Apparently only my sarcasm detector was on and my humor detector needed new batteries. Still the 2e post ****ed me off and made me think it was a serious question/whine.
With the ammount of whining about stupid things, sometimes you just cannot distinguish the joke posts from craptastic ones.
continue 
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DarkElf
Caldari Veto. Academy
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Posted - 2007.03.03 17:55:00 -
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Originally by: Natasha Kerensky Edited by: Natasha Kerensky on 02/03/2007 11:26:13
Originally by: madaluap jezus christ what the **** are you whining about?
and the sphere launcher post is even more retarded...geez find something decent to whine about
Okay:
I hate forum trolls
i luv em 
DE
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.03.03 18:52:00 -
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Originally by: LUKEC Did anyone actually test HAM on nighthawk? Bonuse only say 5% dmg to heavy missiles / lvl.
Lukec, in EVE, every bonus that applies to range or damage affects every weapon of that type and size, in other words:
All cruiser missiles bonuses for time/speed/rof/dmg, affect HAMLs, HMLs, and AMLs, just as all turret skills affect the short and longrange weapon of that size and type. The only difference is you can't just say "This ship gets 5% rof to medium missiles", because there is no 'medium missile' like there is 'medium hybrid turret'. Since every missile has its own skill, unlike turrets, they list them all individually. Most ships haven't had HAML added to the bonus for rof/damage/flight time/etc, but it still gives the bonus to those.
The only exception are the target nav prediction-style bonuses, which do not affect the 'unguided' short range, higher DPS missiles (rockets, hams and torps).
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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Shadarle
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Posted - 2007.03.03 20:15:00 -
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HAM's are horribly named, they should be heavy rockets. It would remove a LOT of confusion.
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LUKEC
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.03.03 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: LUKEC Did anyone actually test HAM on nighthawk? Bonuse only say 5% dmg to heavy missiles / lvl.
Lukec, in EVE, every bonus that applies to range or damage affects every weapon of that type and size, in other words:
All cruiser missiles bonuses for time/speed/rof/dmg, affect HAMLs, HMLs, and AMLs, just as all turret skills affect the short and longrange weapon of that size and type. The only difference is you can't just say "This ship gets 5% rof to medium missiles", because there is no 'medium missile' like there is 'medium hybrid turret'. Since every missile has its own skill, unlike turrets, they list them all individually. Most ships haven't had HAML added to the bonus for rof/damage/flight time/etc, but it still gives the bonus to those.
The only exception are the target nav prediction-style bonuses, which do not affect the 'unguided' short range, higher DPS missiles (rockets, hams and torps).
I'm sure you remember raven getting bonus for all launchers. -------- ..... |

Wrayeth
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.03 22:08:00 -
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Nighthawk + HAM = HAMhawk. -Wrayeth "Look, pa! I just contributed absolutely nothing to this thread!"
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Scordite
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Posted - 2007.03.03 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: Wrayeth Nighthawk + HAM = HAMhawk.
or NightHAM.
Which reminds me, I'm hungry.
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Malthros Zenobia
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
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Posted - 2007.03.04 14:48:00 -
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Originally by: LUKEC
Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: LUKEC Did anyone actually test HAM on nighthawk? Bonuse only say 5% dmg to heavy missiles / lvl.
Lukec, in EVE, every bonus that applies to range or damage affects every weapon of that type and size, in other words:
All cruiser missiles bonuses for time/speed/rof/dmg, affect HAMLs, HMLs, and AMLs, just as all turret skills affect the short and longrange weapon of that size and type. The only difference is you can't just say "This ship gets 5% rof to medium missiles", because there is no 'medium missile' like there is 'medium hybrid turret'. Since every missile has its own skill, unlike turrets, they list them all individually. Most ships haven't had HAML added to the bonus for rof/damage/flight time/etc, but it still gives the bonus to those.
The only exception are the target nav prediction-style bonuses, which do not affect the 'unguided' short range, higher DPS missiles (rockets, hams and torps).
I'm sure you remember raven getting bonus for all launchers.
It does for every battleship sized launcher.
Originally by: kieron The Carrier was never intended to be a solo OMGWTF mission-farming PWNmobile.
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