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Forum Fighter
Internet Tough Guys
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Posted - 2011.12.20 02:58:00 -
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I don't think there has ever been a more legendary personality in any MMO, yet I have never see him poast. Can we get some sort of biopic or fanfic?
Lyris?
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Craggus
Enlightened Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.12.20 03:12:00 -
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He is a god among men. |
Xolve
Intaki Armaments
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Posted - 2011.12.20 03:20:00 -
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His dog is the single most well experienced FC in all of New Eden..
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Craggus
Enlightened Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.12.20 03:37:00 -
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Xolve wrote:His dog is the single most well experienced FC in all of New Eden..
I can confirm this as well. The god who is DBRB somehow taught this dog English.
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Officer Nyota Uhura
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Posted - 2011.12.20 03:37:00 -
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Forum Fighter wrote:Can we get some sort of biopic or fanfic?
He has no fans, has never had, and will not have. |
Forum Fighter
Internet Tough Guys
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Posted - 2011.12.20 03:52:00 -
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Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:Forum Fighter wrote:Can we get some sort of biopic or fanfic? He has no fans, has never had, and will not have.
Hater
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Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.20 05:13:00 -
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The Man, The Mystery
DBRB is an enduring institution of goon fleets. He has commanded hundreds of fleets over the past few years. Like all dedicated fleet commanders that run that many ops, he is widely hated. He is hated because the sound of his voice has grown weary in the ears of goons, he is hated because he plays EVE, he is hated because the kind of fleets we need to run in order to succeed in EVE Online are boring shitfests, he is hated because he is a pubbie, and he is hated because he has not always led goons to victory. Also, his stupor-told stories usually fall far short of entertaining his fleet, during quiet moments.
On the other hand, he has had a large part in our military successes over the years, and many of the reasons for hating him happen to all FCs, sooner or later. He also is much less of a primadonna than many of our other active FCs have been, over the years. His sense of humor is sometimes... lacking, but otherwise he's an affable soul.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1065
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Posted - 2011.12.20 05:14:00 -
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Common DBRB phrases
"LIKE A BOSSSSSSS"*
"HEY GUYS WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY???"
"BARK BARK WOOF WOOF"
"EVERYONE! EVERYONE! WARP TO XXX... ... WHAT?! BS ONLY! WHY ARE CAPS WARPING...?!!!!"
"EVERYONE! EVERYONE! WARP TO XXX...". When most of the fleet is in warp, "OH ****! CANCEL... CANCEL WARP!!! IF YOU WARPED, YOU ARE DEAD..."
"ALRIGHT GUYS, I GUARANTEE WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT, SET DESTINATION FOR [some place 30 jumps away]" (almost always results in either blueballs or shooting some kind of structure)
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.20 05:20:00 -
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Bark bark?
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
WIdot Director of Quality Control and Ironically Signing My Title to Posts To Make People ~mad~ |
Saktor Maet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.20 07:02:00 -
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Lykouleon wrote:Bark bark?
Warp to bark bark.
Primary will be Bark second-barkbarkbark-es |
Forum Fighter
Internet Tough Guys
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Posted - 2011.12.20 07:50:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:The Man, The Mystery
DBRB is an enduring institution of goon fleets. He has commanded hundreds of fleets over the past few years. Like all dedicated fleet commanders that run that many ops, he is widely hated. He is hated because the sound of his voice has grown weary in the ears of goons, he is hated because he plays EVE, he is hated because the kind of fleets we need to run in order to succeed in EVE Online are boring shitfests, he is hated because he is a pubbie, and he is hated because he has not always led goons to victory. Also, his stupor-told stories usually fall far short of entertaining his fleet, during quiet moments.
On the other hand, he has had a large part in our military successes over the years, and many of the reasons for hating him happen to all FCs, sooner or later. He also is much less of a primadonna than many of our other active FCs have been, over the years. His sense of humor is sometimes... lacking, but otherwise he's an affable soul.
Thanks. This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?
Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil HatGäó |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.20 08:35:00 -
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A fat guy on the internet. |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.20 08:36:00 -
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Oh wait DBRB? That'll be the fat guy's dog. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.20 10:15:00 -
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Forum Fighter wrote:This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?
Next you'll be asking for a link to his sex tape.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Zions Child
Odyssey Inc
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.12.20 10:38:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Forum Fighter wrote:This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly? Next you'll be asking for a link to his sex tape.
Oh my. That sounds intriguing. Also terrifying. Kind of like a trainwreck... |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
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Posted - 2011.12.20 16:23:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Forum Fighter wrote:This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly? Next you'll be asking for a link to his sex tape.
doggy style  |
Xolve
Intaki Armaments
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Posted - 2011.12.20 17:44:00 -
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I prefer Mr. Vee's fleets honestly.. but ever since he got his Cruor back he's been kinda douchey and generally too good for us non-goon CFC asshats.
Edit: OP in order to properly get fan-fic, you must be wearing sunglasses or nobody will take you srsly...
Lady Spank for C&P Moderator.
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Forum Fighter
Internet Tough Guys
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Posted - 2011.12.20 18:06:00 -
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Xolve wrote:I prefer Mr. Vee's fleets honestly.. but ever since he got his Cruor back he's been kinda douchey and generally too good for us non-goon CFC asshats.
Edit: OP in order to properly get fan-fic, you must be wearing sunglasses or nobody will take you srsly...
What are the chances of DBRB for CSM? Shittani is a little too emo...
Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil HatGäó |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1067
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Posted - 2011.12.20 20:52:00 -
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Forum Fighter wrote:Shittani is a little too emo...
And this is why CSM6 is the most effective CSM ever.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Ilvari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.21 00:11:00 -
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Forum Fighter wrote:Thanks. This is what I was looking for. Anyone else have any favorite DBRB stories? Something about his belly?
I like that one time he fleetwarped an unfit Nyx into 400 Maelstroms |
Sierei
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.12.21 02:44:00 -
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didn't he lose some dudes Nyx to a gatecamp? |
Smiling Menace
Star Nebulae Holdings Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.21 02:48:00 -
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DBRB is a leg-end among Goons...no, seriously, he is. |
Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.21 02:55:00 -
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Sierei wrote:didn't he lose some dudes Nyx to a gatecamp?
Yes but to make up for it today he tricked a White Noise Nyx to join his fleet and then fleet warped it on top of 200 Maelstroms where it was instantly blown up.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Forum Fighter
Internet Tough Guys
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Posted - 2011.12.21 04:43:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Sierei wrote:didn't he lose some dudes Nyx to a gatecamp? Yes but to make up for it today he tricked a White Noise Nyx to join his fleet and then fleet warped it on top of 200 Maelstroms where it was instantly blown up.
Can we get some photos, vid clips, jabber recordings or other media shenanigans? Why is their no history or propaganda for DBRB on Goonfleet.com? I think we really need a fan page..
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Jordania
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.21 11:54:00 -
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If you desperately feel the need... there's 17 minutes of bark bark right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O76_hgZ2BQM |
Forum Fighter
Internet Tough Guys
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Posted - 2011.12.21 18:24:00 -
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Ok that was annoying as hell, I hate DBRB now too. 
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