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Hellaciouss
Genco
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 17:54:00 -
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On March 4th, 2007, BoB capital forces assaulted IAC and AAA PoSÆs in FAT-6P. The attack was a blatant attempt at sabotaging vital Alcohol producing plants. They had successfully put a number of PoSÆs into reinforced mode as well as intercepting valuable assets to the IAC. One such asset was an extremely large shipment of Beer heading to the front lines to aid our brave allies fighting on a distant front. The carnage was massive, and few can stomach the outcome and mercilessness of the attack:
The Massacre
In response to these attacks, IAC has developed a new weapon to combat these beer hating mongrels. A Super Weapon. A weapon capable of repealing even the most concentrated of attacks, yet is quick enough to move around the battlefield with extreme ease. Our pilots have already been put though the extreme and harsh training it takes to pilot one of these massive beasts, and man its massive guns. Ladies and gentlemen, the weapon:
IAC Super Weapon
IAC have also taken the liberty of improving the capabilities of the smaller ships their pilots fly. They are lighter, faster, and stronger. IAC pilots have expressed extreme gratitude to their scientists for the improved ship designs that will surely be the demise of anyone that gets in their way. Behold:
IAC Improved Frigates
Let this be a message to all our enemies. IAC is not an entity to be pushed around. Retribution shall be swift and precise. To the perpetrators who preformed the audacious acts against our facilities, your days are numbered. To our allies, stand strong, for we shall not falter. Victory shall be ours!
Tonight's the night the world begins again... |
Sharken
Caldari
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.06 17:58:00 -
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Edited by: Sharken on 06/03/2007 17:54:39
first..
omg the Massacre 
i¦ll be donating spiced wine to your pilots if that helps a bit
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Dragerest
Omega Enterprises
Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.03.06 17:59:00 -
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i support this beer.. errr i mean operation
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welsh wizard
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:01:00 -
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lol :D
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nickky01
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:02:00 -
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you guys are nuts
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 Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Oh and IAC's official response to ISS's offer is lollerskates.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:04:00 -
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I¦m thirsty... I need a dilivery fast, it is champions leauge tonite... and you know where I¦m.. otherwise check oceana¦s link 
Girljerms is more lethal then a fleet of 1000 Tempests
Yeah I¦m nude, I¦m a swede and I¦m armed with bad jokes
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Crellion
Art of War
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:05:00 -
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Attention whoring but cute 
Arguably my opinions represent to an extent the opinions of my alliance and in particular circumstances give rise to a valid "casus belli" claim. |
Phoenix Mulderdart
Caldari
Starlancers
Forces of Freedom
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:05:00 -
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Fantastic - it's posts like this that make COAD worthwhile :D
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Sharken
Caldari
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Ace Frehley
I¦m thirsty... I need a dilivery fast, it is champions leauge tonite... and you know where I¦m.. otherwise check oceana¦s link
opens up a cyno for ace, delivering a rifter fiull with beer and exotic dancers....be strong m8
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k1Lz
Delta team
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:07:00 -
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Way to much free time .. :)
DELTA is recruiting
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Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari
International Multi-Player Consortium
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:07:00 -
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I've spent way to much time at the super weapon. my legs are tired and and can't see straight.
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xh'duality
Caldari
Caldari Luftwaffe
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:08:00 -
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Good to report that the beer production is back up and running. Thx for the great support from IAC member's and AAA's.
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It take's 10 finger's for to smacktalk and ONLY ONE TO WIN
[The all mighty "I WIN BOTTON"] |
Lardarz B'stard
Amarr
Dark Knights of Deneb
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:09:00 -
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Those new frigs are a right ***** to get up the stairs.
Its great being Amarr, and having 27 charisma, isn't it?
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Helina Malinos
Caldari
Euro Traders
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:09:00 -
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That pic was almost funny first time you used it.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Sharken
Originally by: Ace Frehley
I¦m thirsty... I need a dilivery fast, it is champions leauge tonite... and you know where I¦m.. otherwise check oceana¦s link
opens up a cyno for ace, delivering a rifter fiull with beer and exotic dancers....be strong m8
Thanks sharken, I knew i always could trust you
Girljerms is more lethal then a fleet of 1000 Tempests
Yeah I¦m nude, I¦m a swede and I¦m armed with bad jokes
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Tomas Ysidro
Caldari
Contraband Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:24:00 -
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This thread delivers
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DHB FooFighter
FIRMA
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:28:00 -
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they won't let me drive the Superweapon anymore.
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voidvim
Minmatar
Genco
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:32:00 -
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Zeveron
Generals Of Destruction Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:34:00 -
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omg, best thread ever :-)
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A desperate voice brakes the silence on the GODS coms:
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Laythun
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:36:00 -
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:WIN:
Black Lance Brother
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Plaetean
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:39:00 -
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What an epic thread.
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Redbad
Minmatar
Be Inspired Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.06 18:40:00 -
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Edited by: Redbad on 06/03/2007 18:37:25
Originally by: Hellaciouss
The Massacre
What? Bob is gatecamping in Twente now too? No wonder I see these signs "BoB" along the road with propaganda! (BoB you or BoB I)<- only Dutch will understand this (In IAC they dont BoB at all! hahaha)
Your superweapon is a bit too active for me, but it looks minmatar, thats cool
join us today! |
Emrod
Legion Du Lys
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:03:00 -
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And to support our allied, we gonna send some many free gallente exotic dancer, french wine and some Quebec Beer!!!
With all of that, the support is totally complete
If you troll Bob, you are not in your right, but if Bob do it, they are in their right.Thank you Cpp to show me some justice! |
Shikome Alluin
Genco
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:07:00 -
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The Massacre:
The horror...
The horror...
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matty01
Killson Corp
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:09:00 -
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i like to spin
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DHB WildCat
BURN EDEN
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:09:00 -
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My brother is a dork, and he cant drive so make sure he stays away from the beer. Or more drunken massacres will occur.
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Marko Zhang
Destructive Flatulence
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:14:00 -
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IAC Superweapon > BoB's Titans
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Rusgar
The Syndicate Inc
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:17:00 -
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Rock on IAC! Keep the beer flowing!! |
celous
Caldari
Dark Skyes
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:25:00 -
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GO ON BOB!! put them into Rehab 
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
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Posted - 2007.03.06 19:32:00 -
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Smacking in local was bad, using their super nodecrashing weapons was worse, and the whole Devs helping them was unbelievable... but this tops them all.
BoB - how could you? <sobs> <curls into fetal position in the corner>
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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