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steveid
Viziam
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Posted - 2007.03.07 16:11:00 -
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I just heard a chat up line i've never heard before so i thought i'd share it with you all.
"I've lost my puppy, would you help me find it? I think its in the cheap hotel room round the corner"
Thought this was clasic personally, and will be using it this weekend. Dont expect and success of course but damn the look on their face would be funny.
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Deckard Bishop
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.07 16:40:00 -
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i heard this one at the weekend 
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
or you could try this:
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? 
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Blitz'Krieg
Caldari
SkyMarshal Logistics
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Posted - 2007.03.07 16:46:00 -
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 Originally by: Deckard Bishop
i heard this one at the weekend
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
or you could try this:
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Your a bad man Deckard, i LOVE IT!
"well if your not going to buy me a drink i suppose a quickie in the parking lot is out of the question"
"do you want to go to my place for sex and coffee? no? you dont like coffee?"
"lets go back to my place and we'll do all the things i'll tell them we did anyway"
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Yendri
Perkone
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Posted - 2007.03.07 17:01:00 -
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Nice Boots.
(or the less subtle version. "Nice boots. Wanna ***k?")
classy....
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Odinegras
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Posted - 2007.03.07 17:06:00 -
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"get in the bush ive got a knife" lol
always works for me.
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Lady Kinla
X.S. Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.07 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Odinegras
"get in the bush ive got a knife" lol
always works for me.
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Mitch Manus
Regeneration
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Posted - 2007.03.07 17:25:00 -
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If i say you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
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Klashed
ISS Navy Task Force
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.07 17:29:00 -
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You're gorgeous, get naked.
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Mimiru
Gallente
BIG Advanced Assault
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.07 17:29:00 -
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i can sure make your Bedrock
Is there a mirror in your pocket, because i can seem myself in your pants
That outfit is very becoming on you. But, if I were on you, I'd 'becoming' too
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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Araxmas
Black Lance
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.03.07 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: Odinegras
"get in the bush ive got a knife" lol
always works for me.
lmfao
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FooB2
Caldari
Northern Intelligence
Artificial Intelligence.
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Posted - 2007.03.07 18:14:00 -
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100% guaranteed FooB-style slap in the face. tried and tested.
<approach female>
You> "Hi! My name is Bond."
Female> "Bond, like James Bond?"
You> "No, Uni-bond. I'm going to fill your c-rack" <recieve slap>
This is what we look like when you jump into our camp. |
Kharakan
Amarr
Magnificent Beavers
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2007.03.07 18:58:00 -
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"My watch is magic, it tells me you aren't wearing any underwear."
*check watch*
"hmm, must be an hour fast..."
(No, I don't actually use that one  )
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Mr Jay
Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2007.03.07 19:55:00 -
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
I'm single 
Absolute Evil pwned my sig =( |
defiler
Caldari
Mad Hermit
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Posted - 2007.03.07 20:23:00 -
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"Wanna see my space ship?", take her home and for the following 2-3 hours you demonstrate how versatile your ship is with different setups. "...and as you can see, this puppy is just as effective as a blasterboat as a rail sniper with the correct midslot fittings!"
Mad Hermit - Minding our own business since 2004. |
Pwn4ge P4nts
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.07 21:18:00 -
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"hey look at me, I'm really mysterious and moody. Want to discuss fringe music and elementary scientific principles while marvelling at my alternativeness?"
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Soulis
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.07 21:28:00 -
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Edited by: Soulis on 07/03/2007 21:25:24
ask "can i smell your *****?"
if she says yes then your in.
if she says no then you reply
"it must be your feet then!"
Oh Noes!!!11 We Only Role Play Hetrosexuals!! |
Alvar Ursidae
Amarr
Decisive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.03.07 22:05:00 -
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Used this once:
Would you wrap your loving inner thighs around my face.
It DID work, but she was a ****, and I was a 17yo male at the time, in the late 80's.
-=services ̣ eve-stuff =-
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4rc4ng3L
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.03.07 22:28:00 -
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Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Death is the only true freedom, brought on by our own ignorance.... Welcome to the "free" world in which we live... |
Bellicose
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.03.07 23:20:00 -
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"would you care to dance"
if she says yes its okey but if she says "no i wont dance with you" you just reply "no i dident ask if you wanted to dance i said you looked fat in those pants" 
*receive slap* 
Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
KittenArmy
capn' crimson |
Admai Sket
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Posted - 2007.03.07 23:51:00 -
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"Brace yourself"
I got my sig snipped again. Can someone make me a new one? |
Bardi MecAuldnis
Amarr
Pirates of Destruction Union
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.08 00:22:00 -
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"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
"If I told you you had a nice body, would you take of your pants and dance a little?"
"Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd smother my face in your chest."
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Hey hey let's go kenka suru!
Taisetsuna mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so lets fighting!
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!!! |
Gungankllr
Caldari
STK Scientific
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.08 00:27:00 -
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This really works.
"You know you want to buy me a beer"
/add charm and wit from there to either enjoy your beer, or trying to convince her why you're wonderful enough for her to buy you one.
If all else fails, buy her one. That's last resort, though.
Important side note: Have enough money to buy your own beer, if needed.
(What, are you guys thinking about sex? Jeez...Enough beer fixes that right up...)
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ivar R'dhak
STK Scientific
INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.08 00:59:00 -
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How much?
usually works. 
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Mal-`Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦
Zoe-¦Big damn heroes sir.¦
Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |
Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.08 01:18:00 -
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This thread is genius.
Originally by: Odinegras
"get in the bush ive got a knife" lol
always works for me.
I lol'd
Originally by: Mitch Manus
If i say you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
Python references? I lol'd again
Originally by: defiler
"Wanna see my space ship?", take her home and for the following 2-3 hours you demonstrate how versatile your ship is with different setups. "...and as you can see, this puppy is just as effective as a blasterboat as a rail sniper with the correct midslot fittings!"
I lol'd so hard I've actually hurt my ribs
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Peter Armstrong
Caldari
5punkorp
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.08 02:15:00 -
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little to ride my horse?
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"There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others" |
ZeeWolf
Savage Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.08 03:18:00 -
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'Impressive chest'
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Ast3r0iD
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2007.03.08 03:51:00 -
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"Fancy a punch up the knickers"
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Alvar Ursidae
Amarr
Decisive Outcomes
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Posted - 2007.03.08 06:01:00 -
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Go up to a girl you like and tell you you want to give her 9" and make her bleed.
Then have sex three times, and punch her in the mouth.
One of my mate's favourite sayings...
-=services ̣ eve-stuff =-
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Zuldjan
Black Sea Industries
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.03.09 11:49:00 -
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1) I lost my phone number, can i have yours?
2)Sex is not the answer
Sex is the question
Yes is the answer.
3) Ok this ones a dead cert to get you a girl,
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you..."
4) I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
If number 3 doesnt get you a girl ill eat my veldspar stash.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.09 11:54:00 -
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"Hello, I'm an Amarrian slaver."
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |
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