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Stephen Hawk King
We the Mightily Distinguished GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.08.03 23:08:54 -
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We the Mightily Distinguished, is a PVP focused corporation and we are looking for some like-minded pilots to come join us in Fade. We have no skill point requirement, time requirement or really any requirements beyond you being a rational, civil human being that wants to undock and shoot at internet spaceships with us.
We are all about having fun and enjoying the game of EVE. Yes, we actually think this is GÇ£justGÇ¥ a game. A very fun one! Shocking, I know. We do strive to kill more than we lose, but that is not always the case. It might actually be the opposite of that some nights/weeks/months. If playing this game is serious business for you, and you would like to be surrounded by other GÇ£seriousGÇ¥ players and mouth foam spraying FCs testing the limits of their microphoneGǪ we arenGÇÖt what you are looking for. Our mouth foam is gently dispensed. A caress, if you willGǪ
Here are some key points for your consideration:
GÇó We currently have the most pilot activity in the USTZ, though several of our members are EUTZ. Throw in some insomniacs, Australians, New Zealanders, and possible alien lifeforms claiming to be GÇ£GermanGÇ¥ you have someone to play with pretty much around the clock.
GÇó We are a member corporation of the GoonSwarm alliance.
GÇó We are not a member corporation of the GoonSwarm Federation alliance.
GÇó We have organized roams and gate camps almost every day.
GÇó Are you a part-time racist? Is sexism the new black at your house? Have you just trained into Master of Douchebaggery V? If you said yes to any of these things, we donGÇÖt want you.
GÇó While we do focus on PVP, there are plenty of PVE opportunities. Anoms, sigs, exploration and even gasp mining! This being said, if you are only looking for PVE there are much better fits out there.
GÇó Need a way to make ISK? A 23/7 standing fleet provides you with protection against those would-be pirates. Sometimes it even saves your ship.
GÇó New to PVP/Sov Null/etc? Not a problem.
GÇó We have a healthy logistics team that can get your stuff out to Fade.
GÇó We are well-loved by all.
DonGÇÖt take my word for it, however. Here are some testimonials from actual space associates:
- [14:51:51] Chewwey > U
- [22:54:45] Btr0n > u guys are such fuckign cowards
- [13:15:00] mining queens > best pvp ever aint it blowing up cynos that cant shoot back
- [13:21:30] Samu Bamu > YOU let me leave
- [15:27:42] Kiyoebu Uosaki > You absolute
- [22:03:30] sloth Enaka > well you guys XD
- [22:05:16] Mr3dk1 Kernawitz > yo you you little * lol
- [20:26:01] B0DACI0US METH0S > EAT MY ***
- [00:09:14] Bay Arnoux > the log off trap is going to get u banned
- [23:36:04] Ghengis Xu > you
- [03:06:14] Lee HyeRi > If CCP ever hosts a tournament for best cyno pvp, you guys should definitely enter
- [23:17:23] Fei Min > hang on we are coming to visit u
- [20:55:21] Mr3dk1 Kernawitz > no honor
- [22:14:45] Remmy Alduin > suck my from the backside of my nuts
- [20:05:56] Elftor > YOU *** GYPSIES
If you are interested in joining our Corporation, looking for more information, or just want to hang out, please stop by our public channel in game [WMD] or hop into our public Discord channel. https://discord.gg/uuw2aFW
Or check us out on Zkillboard
https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98219774/
This beautiful wall of text is thanks to Xaeli the wordsmith. May his shots always wreck, his keyboard never break, and his fingers never tire. |
Stephen Hawk King
We the Mightily Distinguished GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.08.06 07:56:59 -
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Do you like shooting internet space pixels? Do you enjoy a good round of humorous space pirate banter? Hop by [WMD] channel today. WMD is recruiting
If you read through our recruitment post and liked the culture but Sov-Null does not interest you, check out Reasonable People, in the Of Sound Mind alliance. They live in Wormhole space, Spooky. I flew with them for years and can safely say, they have a fantastic group of guys and gals, very respectful and good at what they do.
During my time in NPC delve Brute Force Solutions was always a wonderful neighbor. I only wish we could have fleeted up with you lot before our departure from the region, but keep fighting the good fight. |
Thor Johannessen
We the Mightily Distinguished GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.08.08 00:25:09 -
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The rough-skinned newt is a small amphibious newt inhabiting the western coast of the united states. In the genus Taricha (aka Pacific Newts) all species produce a potent biotoxin called tetrodotoxin from glands in their skin. Interestingly this isn't a natural process derived from the newts biology. In fact, the newt doesn't produce tetrodotoxin at all, instead, a symbiotic relationship with a bacteria that produces this toxin is the reason it is present. The toxin if ingested is quite deadly, speaking of which, potent toxicity is something we in [WMD] dislike. If, this toxin devoid atmosphere interests you, hop on by our public channel "[WMD]" (no quotations) for a recruitment chat. |
Xaeli
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Posted - 2016.08.12 21:06:36 -
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True story: Fade is such a nice place to be, people just... give you their ships as they pass through. Just had a nice fellow eject and give me his Luxury Yacht the other night. Sure, he could have just crashed back through the gate I tackled him at, but nope... one shiny new yacht gifted. Such wonderful people out here in Fade. Join WMD and you too can be showered in gifts! |
Thor Johannessen
We the Mightily Distinguished GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.08.16 18:57:54 -
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Here is another fun fact.
Type O+ blood can donate blood to anyone with a positive blood type; where one with O- can donate blood to any blood type.
Much like how O- blood can be gifted to anyone; WMD believes Republic Fleet Phased Plasma can also be gifted to anyone, we prefer to apply it directly to the receiving party's shield, armor, and structure with 280mm Artillery. If you feel inclined to over-zealously apply Republic Fleet ammunition onto ships wherever we may be, come by the chat channel [WMD] (with the brackets) for a chat. |
Thor Johannessen
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Posted - 2016.08.24 20:57:18 -
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WMD is actively recruiting!! |
Stephen Hawk King
We the Mightily Distinguished GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2016.08.28 22:47:30 -
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Did you know the Programma 101 was the first commercial "desktop personal computer." It was invented by the Italian engineer Pier Giorgio Perotto and produced by the Italian company Olivetti in 1962. So here is the 101, if you don't want to feel like a program, but an actual human being who enjoys using a computer to blow up internet space pixels hop by WMD recruitment channel today and have a chat. |
Stephen Hawk King
We the Mightily Distinguished
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Posted - 2016.10.19 02:23:54 -
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Unfortunately WMD is closed |
Chuggi
xX JERK-0FF Xx Spaceship Samurai
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Posted - 2016.10.19 06:39:40 -
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xX JERK-0FF Xx is officaly sponsered to take WMD prospective applicants |
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