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Oaty Fribs
Jita Barter and Commerce
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Posted - 2011.12.21 18:18:00 -
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Looking to make money? Jita Barter and Commerce is now an Investment bank promising great returns within the first three months! We can do so because we are growing rapidly and have a strong network of trust! All investors will be mailed every few days with information regarding the progress of our organization. Even though we are a fairly new corp, your trust is our top priority. If you have further questions or concerns, you can mail me in game, I will get back to you ASAP.
We can offer:
- 4% interest/month
- Only 10m fee for new accounts
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Lauren Hellfury
Full Pocket Aggro In Vitro.
49
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Posted - 2011.12.21 18:23:00 -
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hmmmm..... seems legit. |

Oaty Fribs
Jita Barter and Commerce
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Posted - 2011.12.21 18:34:00 -
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There's no need for sarcasm..... |

Lauren Hellfury
Full Pocket Aggro In Vitro.
49
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Posted - 2011.12.21 18:42:00 -
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No. What there was no need for was taking you seriously. |

Axis Raikkonen
Combat Pigs
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Posted - 2011.12.21 18:55:00 -
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I will only invest in your fine institution if you promise that all of my money will be funneled into CDOs and that you will provide equal opportunity loans to hi-sec Bantam miners who have the basic human right to own a Hulk just like everyone else, regardless of monthly income or utility of said Hulk.
What is your target interest rate for deposits? Range of rates on loans? Target IRR on internal investment projects? How many preliminary loan approvals have you handed out pending funding? In which market sector will you focus your investment and trading? Can patrons expect monthly reporting of balance sheets, statement of cash flows, risk grades on existing loans and so on?
These are serious questions. I'd love to hear your plan, and I'm sure many others would like to hear about a legitimate opportunity, too. Surely you understand why "promising great returns" and "we're new, but we want you to trust us!" carries little weight under these circumstances. |

Callduron
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Posted - 2011.12.21 19:27:00 -
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Oaty Fribs wrote:
Only 10m fee for new accounts
Can I just check what this means? It **only** will cost me 10 million for the chance to give you money? Why on earth are you charging this fee? |

DelBoy Trades
Enslave. GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2011.12.21 20:03:00 -
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This reminds me of Jita Bank a couple of months ago who turned out to be some kid who liked to sing on Youtube. Damn nature, you scary! |

Dersk
90040045
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Posted - 2011.12.21 20:25:00 -
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Callduron wrote:It **only** will cost me 10 million for the chance to give you money? Why on earth are you charging this fee?
He needs to make sure that you're legit, not trying to scam him when you give him your money. |

Florestan Bronstein
United Highsec Front The 99 Percent
210
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Posted - 2011.12.21 20:44:00 -
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"network of trust" is so 20th century
web of trust is the buzzword you're looking for. |

cigarellos
Trade Federation Directorate
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Posted - 2011.12.21 21:26:00 -
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I'll just go and leave this here.
LSHMSFOAIDMT
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Patri Andari
Thukker Tribe Antiquities Importer
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Posted - 2011.12.21 21:37:00 -
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And like that, poof. He's gone.
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Gatan Hahran
Brukterer DUCT TAPE UNION
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Posted - 2011.12.21 21:56:00 -
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Oaty Fribs wrote:Looking to make money? Jita Barter and Commerce is now an Investment bank promising great returns within the first three months! We can do so because we are growing rapidly and have a strong network of trust! All investors will be mailed every few days with information regarding the progress of our organization. Even though we are a fairly new corp, your trust is our top priority. If you have further questions or concerns, you can mail me in game, I will get back to you ASAP. We can offer:
- 4% interest/month
- Only 10m fee for new accounts
quoted in case you decide to delete it for some unknown reason.
Could you post some more details on your business please? Like how you earn isk. This whole "i mail you" thing never works out, we want it on the forum.
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RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
181
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Posted - 2011.12.21 22:29:00 -
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DelBoy Trades wrote:This reminds me of Jita Bank a couple of months ago who turned out to be some kid who liked to sing on Youtube.
Poor Prencleve, we hardly knew ye. And all you ever wanted was to be a Goon.
I pledge 24.5 trillion spacebux to this venture. |

corestwo
Goonfleet Investment Banking
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Posted - 2011.12.22 04:15:00 -
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This should come as no surprise to anyone.
Quote:[04:08:14] Oaty Fribs > Will triple any amount of ISK you send to me, closing my account and have over 18billion to give out, hurry while I still have the money! |

KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.12.22 06:18:00 -
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Will you be operating and handing out funds in 2014? http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39006524/DumbHiseccers.jpg |

Axis Raikkonen
Combat Pigs
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Posted - 2011.12.22 17:55:00 -
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I can confirm that one of Oaty's buddies evemailed me yesterday after this was posted, trying to convince me that it's the real deal.
They must not read these forums too often. |

RubyPorto
Profoundly Disturbed RED.Legion
183
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Posted - 2011.12.22 18:38:00 -
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Awww, my Taco's dirty now.
<.< >.>
Who wants to buy a Taco with "seasonings" |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1372
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Posted - 2011.12.22 18:51:00 -
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OP's Bio wrote:I have a trick for you to help you play with unlimited isk. Right Click here and select give money Now follow these exact steps 1 - in the reason box type in exactly"Stack Overflow Error 022" 2 - in the cash box type in "-99999999999999999999999" 3 - Minimize the isk tranfer window and maximize it again 4 - In the cash box now type "99999999999999999999999". 5 - Hit the send button Thats it , if you did it right you will have more isk then you will ever need.
i will definitely invest in a scheme whose primary speculator is a dude with a garden variety scam bio, lmao |

John Zenrael
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.12.23 11:25:00 -
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Love the guys mail... I wonder how many real life 'business ventures' start in such ways. |
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