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Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.08.28 17:17:00 -
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Granted. You are given "Farmlands" named "Melon Farm" that is 4 times the size of your current farm. Sadly, the land is actually a superfund site in NJ that used to hold an old battery factory. The land is toxic and not fit for growing anything. You now own a lot of land in NJ that you now get to pay NJ level property taxes on.
I wish I could know every language on earth, both written and spoken, fluently.
In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
0
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Posted - 2012.08.28 21:51:00 -
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Pinstar Colton wrote:Granted. You are given "Farmlands" named "Melon Farm" that is 4 times the size of your current farm. Sadly, the land is actually a superfund site in NJ that used to hold an old battery factory. The land is toxic and not fit for growing anything. You now own a lot of land in NJ that you now get to pay NJ level property taxes on.
I wish I could know every language on earth, both written and spoken, fluently.
Wish granted, unfortunately, almost every other language on earth was replaced by English, so now no one understands anything you say.
I wish CCP wouldn't take off the "like" buttons on your own post, so i could give myself likes and/or wallow in self pity. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Adalun Dey
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
53
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Posted - 2012.08.30 00:54:00 -
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Wish granted. You have liked your own post a gazillion times. Sadly due to CCPs new changes to the forums all the other players ragequit and you're the only one left.
I wish i wouldn't have posted in this thread. " Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand, I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. "
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Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
2
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Posted - 2012.08.30 20:46:00 -
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Adalun Dey wrote:Wish granted. You have liked your own post a gazillion times. Sadly due to CCPs new changes to the forums all the other players ragequit and you're the only one left.
I wish i wouldn't have posted in this thread.
Wish granted.
Deleting your existence...
Existence deleted.
I wish for pie. That is all.
Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Jim Era
Genco Fatal Ascension
1786
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Posted - 2012.08.30 21:13:00 -
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This pie is actually chili pie, and lots of beer to drink (because what goes better with pie than beer?)
Resulting in extremely painful diarrhea mixed with heartburn and indigestion.
I wish to (that feel when you are thinking for 15 minutes of things you want but come up with literally nothing) become good at EVE.
And possibly have more desires? |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
2
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Posted - 2012.08.30 21:23:00 -
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Jim Era wrote:This pie is actually chili pie, and lots of beer to drink (because what goes better with pie than beer?)
Resulting in extremely painful diarrhea mixed with heartburn and indigestion.
I wish to (that feel when you are thinking for 15 minutes of things you want but come up with literally nothing) become good at EVE.
And possibly have more desires?
Granted.
Sadly, CCP is bought out by EA. and all of your ships and skills are taken away, and you need to shell out a lot of cash for them.
I wish i could type faster.
Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
127
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Posted - 2012.09.03 22:35:00 -
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Wish granted, you can now type a hundred times as fast, but it causes your fingers to burn off from the friction, and the keys on your keyboard melt from the heat.
Speaking of keyboards...
I wish for a keyboard that didn't mess up every 5 seconds (because of this terrible keyboard, it took me at least 5 times as long to write this post than it took for you to read it).
With such a simple and descriptive wish, what could possibly go wrong? This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
131
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Posted - 2012.09.07 03:42:00 -
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I know that bumps and double posts are both not allowed, but I don't think this thread is at all ready to die. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Romvex
Universal Freelance CONSORTIUM UNIVERSALIS
65
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:16:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted, you can now type a hundred times as fast, but it causes your fingers to burn off from the friction, and the keys on your keyboard melt from the heat.
Speaking of keyboards...
I wish for a keyboard that didn't mess up every 5 seconds (because of this terrible keyboard, it took me at least 5 times as long to write this post than it took for you to read it).
With such a simple and descriptive wish, what could possibly go wrong? you failed to define mess up, and the keyboard gains a consciousness of its own, sending nasty obscene messages to your boss, wife and everyone dear to you. you then die alone in a cardboard box in an alleyway, while your self thinking keyboard takes over the world and uses human bodies as d-cell batteries while they'r plugged into the matrix.... Gÿ+/ /Gûî /n++ \ This is Bob, post him into your forum sig and help him conquer the forums. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
134
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Posted - 2012.09.26 14:54:00 -
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MY GAWD! A wishless person! Stand back, I'll handle this!
>> hijack romvex.exe // loading personality files // rebooting
You wish for a Cuban Cigar. Your wish was granted, but there was a very high concentration of powdered Aluming and Iron Oxide for some unexplainable reason. When you light your cigar, it incinerates your mouth at temperatures higher than that of Molten Magma.
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My next wish? Surprise me.
P.S.: I'm going on leave for a while (again). I need to get my laptop fixed at some point, so I want you all to try as hard as you possibly can, let your creativity build up before you unleash it. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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