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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.03.21 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/03/2007 11:48:03
The following is not an officially approved CVA statement
A dirty story
Over the past week it has come to my attention that members of the Star Fraction alliance have started selling holo vids of a dubious nature in Amarrian space.
At first I laughed at this endeavour - after all Star Fraction are known for their 'outrageous' behaviour. On the face of it this was yet another harmless jest on the part of the misguided anarchists.
Jade Constantine > We're very happy to turn your capital system into a ****ovid distribution centre
However, it soom became clear that this was far from just a little 'prank' but indeed (from the Star Fraction point of view) a serious 'PR initiative' designed soley to annoy Amarrian zealots.
It appears Star Fraction no longer has the capacity or willingness to engage their foes in space - at least not any foes with the capacity to seriously compete with them.
Instead they deliberately created an initiative designed to annoy and provoke. It is a sad day when an alliance that holds itself in such great esteem descends to peddling ****...
Over the past few months we have seen many Star Fraction pilots refer to an upcoming attack on Amarrian loyalist interests.
I really hope that this '****' escapade is not what they were referring to 
So what can we (the Amarrian loyalists) do about it?
Well very little really!
It is not in the power of either the CVA or other Amarrian loyalists to force Star Fraction to stop selling their **** in Amarr.
At present they can quite happily sit in station all day peddling their perverted materials and Amarrian loyalist indignation or war declarations wont change that.
However, I do call on the Amarrian THEOLOGY COUNCIL and CONCORD (which outlaws the sale of ****igraphic materials) to BAN Star Fraction pilots from Amarrian space.
I have to say, knowing the speed at which Concord bureaucracy usually works, I have no expectation that that will be a call which is acted upon any time soon!
I suppose we could send Amarr 'missionaries' to Gallente space to spend all day everyday preaching about the glories of the Amarrian way of life, or maybe even some 'slave traders' to Pator to advertise their latest stock 24/7. I am sure both tactics would enrage the local population as surely as Star Fraction's **** pushing in Amarr.
However, to be honest such tactics are beneath the dignity of Amarrians - not least because as it stands very little can be done about it.
A message to Star Fraction
By all means continue to peddle your ****. I am sure there are enough degenerates around to ensure that you make some reasonable ISK out of the venture.
But do not fool yourself that you are in anyway 'liberalising Amarr for the common good' or indeed doing anything other than providing a distasteful (if slightly amusing) presence in local communications 
I look forward to the day when a strong Emperor is appointed that no longer allows degenerate anarchists or terrorists access to Amarrian space and stations.
In the meantime, if you actually want to 'annoy' us or do some serious harm to the Amarrian loyalist cause then you know what to do!
Actually scratch that (the annoying part). Kicking anarchist butt would be more of a pleasure than an annoyance 
A Star Fraction Epitaph
Here lies the corpse of the Star Fraction alliance. Once proud anti-territorialists this renowned alliance gradually transformed into purveyors of smutty filth. No one mourned their passing.
May they rest in peace
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Jasmine Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Hardin So what can we (the Amarrian loyalists) do about it?
Well very little really!
It is not in the power of either the CVA or other Amarrian loyalists to force Star Fraction to stop selling their **** in Amarr.
At present they can quite happily sit in station all day peddling their perverted materials and Amarrian loyalist indignation or war declarations wont change that.
Correction. The material in question is being sold from an Industrial Vessel parked at the late Emperor's monument, all exchanges take place in open space. If you had the courage you could certainly issue a wardec and take matters into your own hands. Just clarifying this point for you Hardin since I'd hate for you to be caught lying on the Intergal. Carry on with the propaganda though - its amusing.
Star Fraction is recruiting
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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.03.21 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/03/2007 11:45:15
It makes no difference.
The Amarrian authorities should be dealing with this.
It is not up to loyalist paramilitaries to break up your p.o.r.n party!
We have better things to do (like hunting pirates and terrorists in Amarrian space and Amarrian Providence) than to waste time with degenerates.
In fact I have probably already wasted more time on this subject than I should have 
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 21/03/2007 11:44:13 Edited by: Rodj Blake on 21/03/2007 11:40:35
I personally have my doubts about the nature of these holovids.
The SCC has classified them as safe for all audiences.
So, caveat emptor as the Ni-kunnis say!
Anyway, the fact that the Star Fraction which once had aims of destroying the rule of law is reduced to peddling knocked-off trade goods out of the back of an industrial merely indicates their poverty of ideas.
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Jasmine Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: Hardin Edited by: Hardin on 21/03/2007 11:45:15
It makes no difference.
The Amarrian authorities should be dealing with this.
It is not up to loyalist paramilitaries to break up your p.o.r.n party!
We have better things to do (like hunting pirates and terrorists in Amarrian space and Amarrian Providence) than to waste time with degenerates.
In fact I have probably already wasted more time on this subject than I should have 
Was just pointing out that you were factually inaccurate early (probably due to poor information from your PIE allies?) By saying there was "nothing" you could do you were falsely representing the situation. Its true to say that there is certainly something you could do but you prefer not to.
Fair enough Hardin?
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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.03.21 11:56:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/03/2007 11:54:46
It is fair enough to state that we have more important priorities than to spend time shooting pimps in Amarr...
Sorry I retract that... you are not pimping...
...yet!

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Jasmine Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Hardin It is fair enough to state that we have more important priorities
Okay Hardin, just as long as we are now perfectly clear that while you could of course do something about this you have more important priorities and so can't actually rouse yourselves to do something about this. Excellent. Now I think everyone knows how things stand with this announcement of yours. Have a nice day! 
Star Fraction is recruiting
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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:08:00 -
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Yes Jasmine have a nice time selling **** in Amarr why don't you while we get on with the serious things like:
Killing pirates in Amarrian space & Amarrian Providence http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=493423
Killing terrorists in Amarrian space & Amarrian Providence http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=491171
Extending Amarrian law and order across the galaxy http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=494466

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Parallax Error
Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: Jasmine Constantine
Originally by: Hardin It is fair enough to state that we have more important priorities
Okay Hardin, just as long as we are now perfectly clear that while you could of course do something about this you have more important priorities and so can't actually rouse yourselves to do something about this. Excellent. Now I think everyone knows how things stand with this announcement of yours. Have a nice day! 
So you concede the fact that your 'organisation' (in itself an amusing term for anarchists) is indeed impotent when it comes to the Amarrian paramilitaries and that your best attempts are 'an Industrial boot sale'?
Whats next, are you going to setup a branch of "Anarchists Anonymous" in every major market hub?
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Jasmine Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:38:00 -
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Originally by: Hardin It is not in the power of either the CVA or other Amarrian loyalists to force Star Fraction to stop selling their **** in Amarr.
Its not within the power of CVA or any Amarrian loyalist faction to destroy a SF Industrial vessel at the monument in Amarr. Thats what Hardin says. And we're "impotent" ? 
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Merdaneth
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:42:00 -
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I personally shudder at the thought of an erudite personage like The Cosmopolite being reduced to selling smut to the degenerates of society.
But it does fit clearly with my earlier theory on the inner workings of Pron Fraction, see: Star Fraction: Mad by Design ____
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Lowanaera
Amarr 1st Praetorian Guard Vigilia Valeria
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:45:00 -
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The Fractionists cease even what little pretense of subtlety they had before in baiting for a war they lack the will to initiate on their own.
Find a hole somewhere else to crawl into anarchists, the adults are busy speaking here.
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Jasmine Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:48:00 -
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If you Amarrians were as capable at the controls of your vessels as you are at the inputs of your galnet dictating machines you'd have taken over the universe by now surely? So many words just to say: "Star Fraction we don't like what you are doing in Amarr but lack the courage to stop you"
Star Fraction is recruiting
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Solusar
Amarr Auctoritan Syndicate Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:58:00 -
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Originally by: Jasmine Constantine
If you Amarrians were as capable at the controls of your vessels as you are at the inputs of your galnet dictating machines you'd have taken over the universe by now surely? So many words just to say: "Star Fraction we don't like what you are doing in Amarr but lack the courage to stop you"
Correction. This is a matter for custom officials to sort out. If they deam that what your selling is legal and dont confiscate it immeditately then im afraid your not selling ****ography.
If you want a war, you know where we live.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 12:59:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 21/03/2007 12:56:57
Originally by: Jasmine Constantine
If you Amarrians were as capable at the controls of your vessels as you are at the inputs of your galnet dictating machines you'd have taken over the universe by now surely? So many words just to say: "Star Fraction we don't like what you are doing in Amarr but lack the courage to stop you"
It's not about courage, it's about priorities.
Believe it or not, there are bigger threats to the Empire than two-bit travelling salesmen selling selling holoreels of old "Do continue..." movies dressed up as hardcore erotica..
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Tharrn
Amarr Epitoth Fleetyards Vigilia Valeria
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Posted - 2007.03.21 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: Jasmine Constantine
If you Amarrians were as capable at the controls of your vessels as you are at the inputs of your galnet dictating machines you'd have taken over the universe by now surely? So many words just to say: "Star Fraction we don't like what you are doing in Amarr but lack the courage to stop you"
We just lack the will to waste 50 million ISK to kill one Bestower before you disappear into hiding and announce another 'victory' on the IGS.
Keep barking, little dog. And heel! Heel!
Ceterum censeo 'Concordia' esse delendam.
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Revan Neferis
Amarr Bloodveil The Sani Sabik
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Posted - 2007.03.21 13:04:00 -
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The reason why the holorells are claimed to be "innofensive" by the Amarr loyalists is obvious. They are used with a much more spiced demonstration of perversity as for example the fine X rated rells of Touraj Miyan, having **** with Mina Darabi at his Estate the night of a nasty party.
I personally retrived these rells from a secured source and will be giving 50 exclusive copies to Dante Productions to add to his collection and sell at the heart of Amarr Capital.
Holders are wasteful as all hell a bunch of ****ers who don't deserve to govern Amarrians, and do well to let corruption flow free giving the example to their "zombie followers" loyalists who are simply doing the same. I will enjoy seeing a new Boulevard Crystal created under the nose of Amarr authorities.
"Power destroys the ones who dont have it"
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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.03.21 13:06:00 -
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Edited by: Hardin on 21/03/2007 13:04:02
Jasmine,
How many times are you going to repeat the same point? Actually don't bother answering that, I am sure you could do so to infinity.
Fact remains that we have better, much more productive, things to do with our time than worry about a few peddlers of filth!
If your smut was of importance then the Theology Council and or Amarrian Navy would have shut you down already (and may still do so).
The main point of significance in this episode (which you seem to be avoiding) is the sad decline of Star Fraction from anarchistic, anti-territorialists to cornershop p.o.r.n pushers...
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Kade Jeekin
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2007.03.21 13:33:00 -
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Actually, it turns my gut to think what the Amarrans think of as pron [sic]. I doubt it will be "What the Holder saw..." and more along the lines of domination, interracial and snuff movies - just consider the unfolding events in Liparer.
Originally by: Hardon Kicking anarchist butt would be more of a pleasure than an annoyance
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Archbishop
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.03.21 14:20:00 -
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This is a job for Concord and Customs not paramilitaries who have better things to do then stop two bit smut peddlers selling dubious "poxn" out of the back of a rusty Bestower. Comical to say the least but we servants of the Empire have better things to do.
Archbishop
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Pezzle
Amarr Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.21 14:36:00 -
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At first I was confused a bit by the ploy. Now I just laugh. Live your lives as back ally smut peddlers. A fine way to back up all your propaganda, really!
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Cipher7
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.03.21 14:53:00 -
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Edited by: Cipher7 on 21/03/2007 15:00:23 I'll start selling interracial lezbian p.orn from the back of my hoarder in Amarr Prime tommorrow.
Show you poor downtrodden people what you been missing.
Oh, the paramilitaries have better things to do huh?
If you have enough time to whine, then you have enough time to hop into a vessel and get froggy.
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Sable Schroedinger
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:08:00 -
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"impotent"?!!! I'll have you know I have T2 hardeners on my Deimos!! 
As for Amarr missionaries, from what I'm looking at, thats the last position they seem to like... 
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Khavi Vetali
Team Americas Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.21 15:26:00 -
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I'm not sure which I find more amusing. The abundance of "righteous" Amarrian indignation or the refusal to do anything about it other than complain on Galnet. I wonder what's it's like to be so full of hot gases, must be some incredibly painful indigestion. Call it baiting, call it beneath you, whatever, the more attention you give it while claiming it's not your responsibility to confront certainly casts you in a, shall we say, limp fashion.
Also, I'd hardly brand Dante's Productions, LLC, as a cornershop smut peddler. These are some of the finest holoerotic productions to grace the spacelanes. Artful erotica of this quality is something rarely seen in this day and age, when standards are lowered in the name of making quick ISK. We can only be so lucky as to have such a consumate artist of Mr. Dantes quality firmly directing these masterpieces.
Originally by: Itanis "Hello there mate, I'm dreadfully sorry, but I'm going to have to sodomize you with howitzers. Have a lovely day!"
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Kovid
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Hardin
The main point of significance in this episode (which you seem to be avoiding) is the sad decline of Star Fraction from anarchistic, anti-territorialists to cornershop p.o.r.n pushers...
One freecaptain sells holoreels and the world is falling. Oh god what have you done to let this happen? Why does our goverenment let this happen. This must surely be a test of your god. Or maybe god likes some good flicks.
This is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Even funnier knowing Amarrians are buying these holoreels. I wouldn't expect Dante to sell so many! It shows the morality under the robes is not what you expect. No wait it's not morality. It's humanity repressed coming out.
Another interesting note is you are so worried about us not being what we once were. If it's a sad decline then we were held in a higher regard before. Apparently the matters of the flesh are more important to CVA then "anarchistic, anti-territorialists."
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Hardin
Amarr Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2007.03.21 16:12:00 -
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The point of this communication was not to express righteous indignation (albeit some have) but to highlight how the galaxy's most 'revolutionary' alliance was spending its time these days.
Indeed as stated my initial reaction was that of humour, it was only when it became apparent that the anarchists were persuing this approach in an apparent belief that it will rock the foundations of our Amarrian culture that I decided to raise the issue.
If the issue was of any great importance then I am sure Amarrians of good standing would get involved however, it is well within our rights to bring this issue to the attention of the appropriate Amarrian authorities and to highlight the latest doings of the galaxy's revolutionary anarchists to the capsuler community at large.
Your flaccid claims of Amarrian 'floppiness' are also complete nonsense. One of my prior communications highlighted a number of examples of Amarrian action.
We can be hard when we want to be!

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Kovid
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 16:20:00 -
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Originally by: Hardin Your flaccid claims of Amarrian 'floppiness' are also complete nonsense.
This gets better by the minute. You outdo yourself Hardin.
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Tatsue Nuko
Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 16:21:00 -
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Edited by: Tatsue Nuko on 21/03/2007 16:18:32 This thread greatly amuses me.
It is of course an attempt to say (in many words): Star Fraction is toothless and only able to sell holoreels of borderline legality.
All other rabble-rousing aside, we are terribly sorry for not fulfilling your expected due date, but assure you that this is nothing.
EDIT: Oh, and indeed, flaccid... Mmm... Definitely not talking about Altarboyz then. Mmm...
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Sable Schroedinger
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.03.21 16:31:00 -
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Quote: Stick with the smut-peddling, and your alliance will need to change its name to The Chocolate Starfish Fraction.
At least we now know which way you lean. I will pass on these specifications of you tastes to SD, in time I hope he can fully cater for your needs. Maybe it will help with your tension issues. --------------------------------------------
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Davion Vrynn
Caldari APEX Unlimited
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Posted - 2007.03.21 16:32:00 -
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"Haha, I'm stealing this piece of veldspar from you"
"Oh, that's unfortunate. This other individual is stealing hundreds of units of omber. I think I'll have to deal with him."
"But I'm stealing your veldspar! Look I stole another piece!"
"That's quite a shame, you should be pitied. However, this other person just stole 600 units of kernite."
"I took another piece, and you don't have the guts to stop me!"
"No, I just have more important things to worry about."
"So you admit you're a coward!"
Really, I've seen much better propaganda, ploys and double-talk from SF than this... What happened? ----
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