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Genesis Kiiths	Posted - 2007.03.26 22:03:00 - [1] Edited by: Genesis Kiiths on 26/03/2007 22:02:45 Ok.. somewhere in an airport (Singapore), this conversation took place: Person with wet hands: "Do you have a towel?" Me: "No" Person: "Can I wipe it on your shirt?" Me: "Hell no!" then the person goes up to the next guy and asks the same thing.... is that just me or people theses days are getting weird around airports? And this is a real event actually.
Liu Kaskakka PAK	Posted - 2007.03.26 22:52:00 - [2] Some people wash their hands after taking a wee, some people just don't wee on their hands. King Liu is RIGHT!!
RedFall Irreligion	Posted - 2007.03.27 01:12:00 - [3] Originally by: Liu Kaskakka Some people wash their hands after taking a wee, some people just don't wee on their hands. Your pee is sterile, you can pee in your mouth and you'll be fine. What you are really doing when you wash your hands after you pee, is washing other peoples' fecal matter off of your hands that you got when you opened the bathroom door (because as we all know, most people don't wash their hands).
Mister Locke Amarr	Posted - 2007.03.27 02:38:00 - [4] Originally by: RedFall Originally by: Liu Kaskakka Some people wash their hands after taking a wee, some people just don't wee on their hands. Your pee is sterile, you can pee in your mouth and you'll be fine. What you are really doing when you wash your hands after you pee, is washing other peoples' fecal matter off of your hands that you got when you opened the bathroom door (because as we all know, most people don't wash their hands). It tastes pretty rank though... wait, i mean I've heard it tastes pretty rank though. --- --Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.--
RedFall Irreligion	Posted - 2007.03.27 02:53:00 - [5] Originally by: Mister Locke Originally by: RedFall Originally by: Liu Kaskakka Some people wash their hands after taking a wee, some people just don't wee on their hands. Your pee is sterile, you can pee in your mouth and you'll be fine. What you are really doing when you wash your hands after you pee, is washing other peoples' fecal matter off of your hands that you got when you opened the bathroom door (because as we all know, most people don't wash their hands). It tastes pretty rank though... wait, i mean I've heard it tastes pretty rank though. It actually doesn't taste that bad. It depends on your level of hydration. If you are really hydrated and your pee is almost clear, then your urine will just taste like water with just a slightly off taste to it. If you are horribly dehydrated, or if you just woke up, your pee will be almost orange and quite sour.
Kazuma Saruwatari	Posted - 2007.03.27 04:13:00 - [6] obligatory "TMI" post - NPC Vendetta system, Local rehash, Probe decoys
Great Artista Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Cult of War	Posted - 2007.03.27 04:39:00 - [7] Originally by: RedFall It actually doesn't taste that bad. Thats a bit of an overshare, dont you think? ___________________________________
RedFall Irreligion	Posted - 2007.03.27 05:03:00 - [8] Edited by: RedFall on 27/03/2007 05:00:27 Originally by: Great Artista Originally by: RedFall It actually doesn't taste that bad. Thats a bit of an overshare, dont you think? Well no, I don't think so. I'm sure we all will find ourselves, sooner or later, with urine in our mouths. Especially in my line of work. I was just trying to inform the lads on the correlation between hydration and the quality and taste of one's pee.
Ekon Bor Amarr ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.27 05:11:00 - [9] Edited by: Ekon Bor on 27/03/2007 05:08:19 Originally by: RedFall Edited by: RedFall on 27/03/2007 05:00:27 Originally by: Great Artista Originally by: RedFall It actually doesn't taste that bad. Thats a bit of an overshare, dont you think? Well no, I don't think so. I'm sure we all will find ourselves, sooner or later, with urine in our mouths. Especially in my line of work. I was just trying to inform the lads on the correlation between hydration and the quality and taste of one's pee. IBTgoldenshower
Pwn4ge P4nts Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.27 09:58:00 - [10] That which bothers me about public bathrooms is that, unless you open the bathroom door/stall door with tissue paper or similar, you effectively end up smearing fecal matter on your johnson, unless you are the no-hands type. Or you could use a protective buffer of toilet paper when shaking hands with Mr. Wiener. But thats just..wrong.
Vegetto Ichikai Caldari Point-Zero Ratel Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.27 10:06:00 - [11] I always get splashback from the urinals, which are seemingly designed to deflect all liquid onto your trousers. If i somehow manage to escape this, also with shoes untarnished, then the finishing shake gets me instead. Should i want to wash my hands after this mishap in a club, the Nigerian porter, "john", will demand i put on some aftershave from his collection to "get some" from the ladies for a nominal fee. Of course this is all trivial in a busy toilet, where i'm squished up shoulder to shoudler with other guys, getting stage fright and unable to pee, standing there like a melon..
RedFall Irreligion	Posted - 2007.03.27 14:47:00 - [12] Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts That which bothers me about public bathrooms is that, unless you open the bathroom door/stall door with tissue paper or similar, you effectively end up smearing fecal matter on your johnson, unless you are the no-hands type. Or you could use a protective buffer of toilet paper when shaking hands with Mr. Wiener. But thats just..wrong. That's why I usually end up kicking open all the doors with my boots. The worst is when you go into a restroom and they don't have paper towels, they just have an electric hand dryer. Without paper towels, I end up looking like Leonardo DiCaprio when he played Howard Hughes in the Aviator when he tries to get out of the bathroom without paper towels.
Vegetto Ichikai Caldari Point-Zero Ratel Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.27 15:13:00 - [13] Wipe them on your trousers you noob
RedFall Irreligion	Posted - 2007.03.27 15:34:00 - [14] Originally by: Vegetto Ichikai Wipe them on your trousers you noob The problem is not drying of the hands, it's the opening of the bathroom doors without a paper towel.

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