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Tarock Sharn
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Posted - 2007.03.29 10:42:00 -
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I am complaning about, attitude not PVP. 
Learnt to read pal.
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brenda over
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Posted - 2007.03.29 11:04:00 -
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LOL.
who are you again ?
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Wylee Coyote
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Posted - 2007.03.29 11:16:00 -
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Somone missed the reply button 
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Handon Guild
Exotic Dancers Club
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2007.03.29 14:04:00 -
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IBTL \o/
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Brother Funkyshades
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Posted - 2007.03.29 15:00:00 -
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it's a templar, an amarr fighter drone, used by carriers.
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Calamitty
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Posted - 2007.03.29 15:08:00 -
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a duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a beer, the bartended says "no way, you're a duck, get out of here"
the next day the duck comes back, and asks the bartender for a beer, the bartender replies "listen, your a duck, no beer for you, get the hell out"
third day duck comes back in again and asks for a beer, the bartender says "listen, i wont give you a beer, if you come back here again i'm going to nail your beak to the table you got it?"
fourth day duck comes back in again, and asks the bartender "got any nails?", bartender replies "no", duck goes "can i have a beer?"
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Trubba Maykah
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Posted - 2007.03.29 15:33:00 -
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?" 
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Drakhov
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Posted - 2007.03.29 15:50:00 -
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The astonished barman says "That's amazing, I've never met a talking duck!"
The duck says "Well, I'm working at the construction site around the corner, so I'll be in here every lunchtime until the works done."
The barman replies "I've got a friend who'll be very interested to meet you, you could make a fortune."
The duck says "I'm all for that. What does your friend do?"
The barman replies "He's the ringmaster at a circus."
"A circus?" says the duck.
"Yeah." replies the barman.
"Big tent, made from canvas?" asks the duck.
"Erm, yeah I guess." says the barman.
"What use is that to me?" asks the duck "I'm a f*****g plasterer!"
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DarkElf
Caldari
Veto.
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Posted - 2007.03.29 15:55:00 -
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errrr a welsh man, gloves, and velcro
that's all i have to say
DE
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Silver Sheath
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Posted - 2007.03.29 17:03:00 -
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So a guy stumbles into a bar, swaggering a bit as he takes a seat at the bar. He looks at the bartender, "Give me a shot of 15 year old gin"
The bartender decides this guy doesn't know what he's talking about and tries to pass off a shot of 2 year old gin instead.
The man spits it back out, "I said 15, not 2 you idiot"
The bartender growls and tries again with 5 year, again it's spit out and he's cursed for it.
The bartender, angry now, tries a shot of 10 year. He gets the same response as before.
Finally he gives him a shot of 15 year old gin and the man finally smiles and sits back.
A drunk from down the bar slides a shotglass to the first man with a smile.
After taking the shot, he starts to wretch and yell at him, "That tasted like ****! (urine, if they **** it out)"
The drunk laughs and says, "So, smartypants, how old am I?"
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Balor Rand
Caldari
Continuum Rift
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Posted - 2007.03.29 17:24:00 -
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Edited by: Balor Rand on 29/03/2007 17:21:42
A Scottsman walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. After several he looks over at a tourist, points out the windows, and says,
"You see that bridge, I built it with my own hands stone by stone but do they call me MacGreggor the bridge builder? No."
He has a few more shots of whiskey and looks at the tourist again and points out the windows to a small house, and says,
"See that house, I built it myself, I dug the foundation, laid the stone, framed it, everything, but do they call me MacGreggor the house builder? No!"
The Scottsman is getting really drunk by this time and decides to have a few more shots. He pounds a fist on the bar and says,
"I built this bar !! I designed it, cut the wood by hand, finished it, polished it, but do they call me MacGreggor the bar builder?!! NO!."
The Scottsman grabs the tourist by th collar, hoisting him out of his chair, and screams,
"BUT YOU **** ONE SHEEP ...."
Balor Rand
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kublai
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.29 17:29:00 -
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I didn't prepare a joke, I just wanted to be part of the fun \o/
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IHurricane
Amarr
SniggWaffe
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2007.03.29 17:45:00 -
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Have you ever tried the swedish mousetrap?
Yeah, I sat it up next to my bed yesterday and today I found 4 dead mice next to it. They had laughed to death.
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kublai
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.29 17:47:00 -
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 Originally by: IHurricane
Have you ever tried the swedish mousetrap?
Yeah, I sat it up next to my bed yesterday and today I found 4 dead mice next to it. They had laughed to death.
Do you know why swedes always walk in the middle of the road? they're scared of the wild flowers on the side
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Calamitty
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Posted - 2007.03.29 18:28:00 -
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a man rushes into the washroom with his ass about to explode
he wobbles from stall to stall but all are closed
he starts knocking on one of the doors and yelling "listen man hurry up i got diaherea (spelling) here!!"
the man inside replies with a strained husky voice "well arnt you lucky"
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Conuion Meow
Forum Moderator
Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.29 18:29:00 -
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In the beginning, this post was created. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and was widely regarded as a bad move.
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