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Trinkets friend
Empty Vessels
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Posted - 2016.11.16 14:02:06 -
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It is I, Trinkets friend, the nominated recruiter, debnaire gentleman, bad FC and all round nice guy from your local friendly lowsec scrublord!
I write to you today with great offer - very good - full of promise and excite! It is best offer, guaranteed.
Offer This is an offer of employment in Empty Vessels [ABNDN] (hereafter referred to as corporation) between the you (prospective employee) and Corporation.
Empty Vessels is a small, growing organisation of tragic bittervt spacenerds living in lowsec and probing through into w-space daily to find pew pew, ISK and content. We do everything in wormholes except living there because, why would you bother these days? We provide advice, amusement and light piracy.
Role Description The position being offered to the Prospective Employee is that of Underling, Henchman, Minion or Dogsbody First Class. These role(s) are general in nature and confer no exemplary employment conditions beyond which is appropriate for the relationship between Grand Poohbah and Minion, Henchman, underling & C.
The role is open to all Alpha Clones and Omega Clones.
Key Responsibilities
- PVPing
- Training reasonable skill sets in a reasonable time to a reasonable level
- Purchase of a reasonable set of ships such that the Employee can welp said ships without becoming Space Poor
- A strict No Drama Llamas policy is in place and shall be adhered to
- All gif, gifv, imgur, tmblr and videographic images shared in corporation chat will be at least PG if not M rated
- Butthurt will be confined to your butt
Key Skills Required
- Derring-do
- Chutzpah
- Flying a frigate
- Able to press F1
- Probing
Remuneration You are entitled to an annual salary of 0 ISK plus whatever you make in a normal day's ratting, minus 10% corporation tax. All corporation tax is spent on blow and hoes.
A bonus scheme is in place consisting of, viz. a scout gets all loot from a kill. Yes, even if you score 3B ISK in phat blue poo from a player owned Rattlesnake, Golem or whatever, if you found it you keep the lot. Just the way it goes and this encourages Employee participation
Benefits
- Lists
- Secure lowsec pocket where we live with a bunch of pirates
- Semi-dank lowsec ISK
- Exciting amounts of beep-boop beep-boop
- Social adult gaming
- US, Eu and AU TZ content
- comms
- Capital, BLOPS, batphone content
Please put in all applications with a full APi (because, why not?) to Trinkets friend, and join our pub channel Hola Batmanuel to undergo Brek'tal
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Trinkets friend
Empty Vessels
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Posted - 2016.11.25 22:07:08 -
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Bump!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.11.26 22:25:45 -
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Bump!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.11.27 23:34:55 -
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Recruiting newbros for in-depth one on one training. Don't join HORDE and BRAVE and get no mentoring!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.11.28 22:36:51 -
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Bump!
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Posted - 2016.11.29 22:56:58 -
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Bump
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.11.30 23:11:39 -
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barmp
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.12.09 23:19:20 -
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Bump!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.12.10 23:56:40 -
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Now with added prestige of owning an alliance!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.12.11 23:27:34 -
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Yesterday we hunted for 1 hour, got 1.2B in kills! All this, and less, could be yours!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.12.13 22:55:47 -
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Please contact our bona fide female and recruited Winter du Fallen for all soft dulcetto teamspeak schmoozing opportunities and recruitment
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.12.14 09:52:12 -
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Bump!
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Posted - 2016.12.14 22:51:48 -
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Herpaderp!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.12.21 21:59:06 -
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bumping for social justice
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Posted - 2016.12.23 23:05:53 -
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Poink! Corp is now 18 strong and growing!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2016.12.25 23:36:57 -
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Bump!
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Posted - 2016.12.27 09:15:02 -
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Still recruiting
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Posted - 2016.12.28 03:20:51 -
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Bump!
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Posted - 2016.12.29 07:47:09 -
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bump
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Posted - 2016.12.31 02:52:38 -
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Bump!
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Specter Tsero
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2016.12.31 03:40:50 -
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Heya,
I have just started playing again after about a two year break and am getting back into the business of trolling around in my Manticore/Nemsis killing explorers. I have Logistics 5 and the skills to lock down an entire squad. I also am very comfortable scouting around in Low Sec space and using all types of scanning to search and destroy. Currently I am situated in Kakakela and Jita and I regularly go out exploring or killing explorers based on my mood. At any rate, I need a corp because its boring flying solo.
Looking forward to flying with yall soon,
Spec
P.S. This happened while I was writing this:
Not an honorable kill, and he didn't have much, but there proof.
2016.12.31 03:44:25
Victim: Cyradinn Corp: Imperial Shipment Alliance: Unknown Faction: Unknown Destroyed: Heron System: Hirri Security: 0.3 Damage Taken: 903
Involved parties:
Name: Specter Tsero (laid the final blow) Security: -0.20 Corp: Deep Core Mining Inc. Alliance: None Faction: None Ship: Nemesis Weapon: Inferno Rage Rocket Damage Done: 903
Destroyed items:
Core Scanner Probe I, Qty: 5 (Cargo) Data Analyzer I Hobgoblin I (Drone Bay) Nanofiber Internal Structure II Small Gravity Capacitor Upgrade I 5MN Microwarpdrive II Small Gravity Capacitor Upgrade I Scan Pinpointing Array I Cargo Scanner II
Dropped items:
Nanofiber Internal Structure II Core Scanner Probe I, Qty: 3 (Cargo) Improved Cloaking Device II Hobgoblin I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Hornet EC-300, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay) Relic Analyzer I Core Probe Launcher I Parity Decryptor (Cargo) GÇÿLigatureGÇÖ Integrated Analyzer Blueprint (Copy) (Cargo) |
Last Chancer
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2016.12.31 08:47:23 -
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LOL @ brek'tal, seriously almost spit my coffee out all over the place |
Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2017.01.01 05:32:53 -
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Bump!
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Posted - 2017.01.02 00:40:44 -
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bump!
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Posted - 2017.01.03 06:49:58 -
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Looking for aussies!
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2017.01.04 05:28:45 -
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Bounty on Primaes delivered and contracted to me in Emolgranlan.
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2017.01.05 07:29:47 -
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35 Primaes killed in 24 hours. What can YOU do for the crusade?
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Trinkets friend
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Posted - 2017.01.05 23:01:03 -
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Got a Primae? Contract it to me and it will die.
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