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Indestructable Freight Pad
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2016.11.25 09:15:08 -
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Dear Sister,
I very much hope you have received my in-game EVE mail for tea over the weekend - oh what a delight it is just to think about it! I just have so many questions to ask you - indeed your lip piercings consist of the exact same zydrine-xorphine composite material that mine do! And your eyeliner and mascara is absolutely gorgeous dear; indeed I am not able to stare into your daring eyes without them blinding mine right back! I do believe, sister, that we will spend a marvelous time together; however, my associates at Ancestry.com have informed me that our mother may have produced a bountiful group of bright-minded, independent, beautiful children such as ourselves!
So, at this very minute, on this very hour of the finest day New Eden has every seen, on the Eve of Thanksgiving that the tribal ancestors have celebrated over 2000 years ago, and ultimately, the day that I announce my designation as the most beautiful woman, alongside my newly-declared sister, Large Collidable Object, I shall order that an outreach program be created in the name of the Independent Band of Beautiful Sisters, whereas my fellow sisters shall be henceforth adorned with the most beautiful garments, and the most intricate facial augmentations, and the most delicately crafted golden head wear. My program shall also be responsible for providing the most herbaceous and refreshing tea, on the ninth hour of every Sunday morning, in order to preserve the facial beauties that my fellow siblings most adamantly deserve.
Those who refer to me a woman whose facial features may be defined as most pure and beautiful, in the judgement of my faithful panel at the IBBS, will be hastily awarded 50,000,000 ISK; if you nominate yourself to this most elevated position, you may be awarded 100,000,000 ISK if my panel decides that you are worthy enough to be my blood relative. However, if your complexion indicates one impure feature, you shall be banished and blocked from the IBBS council, and consequently, receive shame from the beautiful women that fly the hyper-spatial gates of New Eden.
Of course, our bloodline must be limited to two less than a dozen; as our mother had once said, she did not wish to harbor more than ten children. Including the two of us, we may seek eight more relatives to fill the ranks of our inner ring.
Good luck to all, and to you, sister LCO, until we meet again.
Yours truly,
IFP
Indestructable Freight Pad |
Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
8060
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Posted - 2016.11.25 10:35:36 -
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I don't think I'm high enough for this...
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
4632
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Posted - 2016.11.25 10:58:07 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:I don't think I'm high enough for this...
Well, it's the weekend. Don't slack off on getting high.
Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
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Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc.
LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
1113
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Posted - 2016.11.25 11:03:20 -
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Dog Fight
This reminds me of this movie for some reason.
Have you heard anything I've said?
You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?
That's right.
Had to end sometime.
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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
21093
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Posted - 2016.11.25 20:23:07 -
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*GASP*
Look, that was only a joke when I said I would sell my soul for a dank ISK, begone devil!
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò =ƒÜÇ
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ Osprey
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Legion Masser
Rage-Machine
63
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Posted - 2016.11.25 21:35:49 -
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Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:Dog FightThis reminds me of this movie for some reason.
OP , learn from poor poor River , cocaine and Heroin are one hell of a bad combo
GÿóGÿóGÿóGÿóGÿóGÿóGÿó- Your Anger is a Gift -GÿóGÿóGÿóGÿóGÿóGÿóGÿó Do you even Titan? GÿóGÿóGÿó Potato GÿóGÿóGÿóLemonGÿóGÿóGÿó
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Elenahina
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
1446
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Posted - 2016.11.25 21:46:28 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:I don't think I'm high enough for this...
I have never been high enough for this.
Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you.
Also, iderno
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Escalating Entropy
10948
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Posted - 2016.11.25 22:25:56 -
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*looks at OP*
... hmmm... nothing a few more drinks won't fix...
How did you Veterans start?
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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
2621
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Posted - 2016.11.25 23:40:19 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:I don't think I'm high enough for this... I know I'm not. Not at the moment at least.
Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format.
Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
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Rage Guy
Heimatar Hull Mining Group
6
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Posted - 2016.11.26 10:23:05 -
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Wow, this meta is on another level.
Let it be known, that the day after Black Friday 2016 was the day the forums finally delivered.
I'm glad people have put the character re-sculpture to good use.
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Sameli Adelora
State War Academy
Caldari State
9
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Posted - 2016.11.26 15:34:25 -
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WTF |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
1098
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Posted - 2016.11.26 16:04:03 -
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Elenahina wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:I don't think I'm high enough for this... I have never been high enough for this.
You cannot medically get high enough for this. Not without overdosing into a coma.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
21146
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Posted - 2016.11.26 16:30:58 -
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Sobaan Tali wrote:Elenahina wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:I don't think I'm high enough for this... I have never been high enough for this. You cannot medically get high enough for this. Not without overdosing into a coma.
Its like you would get in coma, had near death experience and met the demon wearing make up. All your future life would be full of good deeds.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò =ƒÜÇ
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ Osprey
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