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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
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Posted - 2016.12.07 17:25:30 -
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It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways.
I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Bjorn Tyrson
EVE University Ivy League
32
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Posted - 2016.12.07 17:28:42 -
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This makes me unreasonably happy for some reason . |
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
115
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Posted - 2016.12.07 17:35:12 -
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I'm quite curious if it'll be an augmentation offered through the Project Discovery reward table (1 million analysis kredits?). Maybe CCP has something planned for Jove space and those gates.
Or...this could simply be a fluke bug.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Solonius Rex
F0RCED ENTRY Domestic Disturbance
409
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Posted - 2016.12.07 17:36:29 -
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Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways. I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.
Humanity is evolving...
Evolving into....
The future. |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
46221
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Posted - 2016.12.07 17:39:34 -
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Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:Or...this could simply be a fluke bug. Based on some of the other images tweeted over the last few days, it looks deliberate, however not everything on SiSi makes its way to TQ.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
21829
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Posted - 2016.12.07 17:55:54 -
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Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:I'm quite curious if it'll be an augmentation offered through the Project Discovery reward table (1 million analysis kredits?). Maybe CCP has something planned for Jove space and those gates.
Or...this could simply be a fluke bug. 1 Million sounds reasonable.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò =ƒÜÇ
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
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Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite CODE.
3261
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Posted - 2016.12.07 18:56:33 -
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Some new 100$ 'micro transaction' ? That wold be idiotic right? So it will probably happen
the Code ALWAYS wins
Elite PvPer, #74 in 2014
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Maruchan Ramen
Spicy Ramen Research
5
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Posted - 2016.12.07 23:56:45 -
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Nana Skalski wrote:Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:I'm quite curious if it'll be an augmentation offered through the Project Discovery reward table (1 million analysis kredits?). Maybe CCP has something planned for Jove space and those gates.
Or...this could simply be a fluke bug. 1 Million sounds reasonable. That's a lot of cellular noodle research. My packets are prepared for acquisition!
Rule 76 of Ramen Acquisition: Every once in a while, declare RAMEN. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. - The Amarrian Pastafarian
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Erin Oswell
Star Explorers Reckoning Star Alliance
47
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Posted - 2016.12.08 01:09:54 -
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A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only.
Rules of Acquisition #13: "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money"
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Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
46237
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Posted - 2016.12.08 01:13:01 -
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Erin Oswell wrote:A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only. I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony.
Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
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Hal Morsh
Hmmzor. Muffins of Mayhem
565
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Posted - 2016.12.08 01:47:16 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Erin Oswell wrote:A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only. I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony.
Which is why truly free customization should never be a thing. I'd go broke on a ganking spree alone.
Being sapient can drive us mad.
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Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
1247
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Posted - 2016.12.08 02:59:24 -
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Ima Wreckyou wrote:Some new 100$ 'micro transaction' ? That wold be idiotic right? So it will probably happen Yes, but...
No, but...
Damnit, you hit the nail on the head. |
Maruchan Ramen
Spicy Ramen Research
5
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Posted - 2016.12.08 03:19:32 -
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Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:Ima Wreckyou wrote:Some new 100$ 'micro transaction' ? That wold be idiotic right? So it will probably happen Yes, but... No, but... Damnit, you hit the nail on the head. Isn't the consensus that CCP is allergic to Ramen?
Rule 76 of Ramen Acquisition: Every once in a while, declare RAMEN. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. - The Amarrian Pastafarian
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Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
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Posted - 2016.12.08 06:48:01 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Erin Oswell wrote:A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only. I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony. Spaceships are Magic, but if you do decide to dock up at a local pleasure hub please feel inclined to query an Equestrian Thespian pleasure node. I'm quite certain the data banks for pleasure bots are equipped to facilitate a 'maregasm' roleplay for adventurous capsuleers.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Mariones Moliko
DRUCKWELLE Evolution
1
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Posted - 2016.12.13 19:09:27 -
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Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways. I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.
That looks great! When we get it to sell it?
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Salvos Rhoska
1676
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Posted - 2016.12.13 19:31:54 -
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Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:Erin Oswell wrote:A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only. I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony. Spaceships are Magic, but if you do decide to dock up at a local pleasure hub please feel inclined to query an Equestrian Thespian pleasure node. I'm quite certain the data banks for pleasure bots are equipped to facilitate a 'maregasm' roleplay for adventurous capsuleers. wtf am i reading
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Kami Lincoln
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2016.12.13 19:34:18 -
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If I see that in some dark system - I'm podding it. |
Jade Blackwind
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Posted - 2016.12.13 20:23:23 -
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Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways. I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.
Kami Lincoln wrote:If I see that in some dark system - I'm podding it.
McJovians.
I'm podding it!Gäó |
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
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Posted - 2016.12.13 20:42:30 -
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Jade Blackwind wrote:McJovians
I'm podding it!Gäó Excellent, however apply universal precautions in the storage preparation, and likely cooking of podded corpsemeat.
Corpse with Jovian enhancements may carry new strains of viruses that survive subzero temps and the preparation process.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Dyllan Ybrex
Sanguis Inceptum
14
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Posted - 2016.12.13 20:56:20 -
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It turns out some pod pilots are Jovian agents, and are now the last Jove in New Eden.
I'm interested...
> "I find it hard to believe that the notoriously incompetent DED investigators managed to solve this 'mystery' in such a short time" ~ Omir Sarikusa
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Another Posting Alt
Zerious Fricken Biziness
218
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Posted - 2016.12.13 21:52:44 -
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Maruchan Ramen wrote: That's a lot of cellular noodle research. My packets are prepared for acquisition!
So that's how they do it in Jove space! |
Maruchan Ramen
Spicy Ramen Research
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Posted - 2017.01.03 01:17:52 -
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The Jovian disease is marked by an aversion to consume Ramen. When the body does not receive adequate levels of Ramen spice, fatality can occur.
Rule 76 of Ramen Acquisition: Every once in a while, declare RAMEN. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. - The Amarrian Pastafarian
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
8133
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Posted - 2017.01.03 03:19:33 -
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Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways. I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature.
That's some mean eyeliner. What's in that stuff?
It made you look fat too.
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
23572
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Posted - 2017.01.03 09:37:00 -
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CCP devs are probably first to use this Joveization. They already had something like that a long time before. They were Jovians in their avatars.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
Osprey =ƒÜÇ
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Matthias Ancaladron
Wrath of Angels
59
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Posted - 2017.01.03 09:44:47 -
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Erin Oswell wrote:A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only. Nope. If i earn 1million ak as an alpha I earned my jove implant. End of discussion on that. |
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
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Posted - 2017.01.08 22:21:22 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:It's now possible for female characters on the Singularity test server to turn themselves into a Jove morph-type by selecting a new eyeliner option. This locks hair to bald and contorts the face in spectacularly terrifying ways. I didn't want to be a human anyways. Looking forward to how CCP rolls out this bug...erm...feature. That's some mean eyeliner. What's in that stuff? It made you look fat too. Vertical lines are not particularly slimming...Or maybe I've been snacking on too many test slides.
'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
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Teckos Pech
The Executives Executive Outcomes
5690
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Posted - 2017.01.09 00:02:06 -
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Salvos Rhoska wrote:Pleasure Hub Node-514 wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:Erin Oswell wrote:A Cellular Engineering Implant could be a unique implant to enable special character alteration options, for Omega's only. I don't want to look like a Jove then. I want to look like a space pony. Spaceships are Magic, but if you do decide to dock up at a local pleasure hub please feel inclined to query an Equestrian Thespian pleasure node. I'm quite certain the data banks for pleasure bots are equipped to facilitate a 'maregasm' roleplay for adventurous capsuleers. wtf am i reading
Not sure I want to know....
"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."--Friedrich August von Hayek
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