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Kruul
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Posted - 2003.12.26 16:25:00 -
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Seriously, how many times are you guys gonna pod me?
Do you have any idea how many clones i've been thru in the last week?
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EzTarget II
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Posted - 2003.12.26 16:30:00 -
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Well I know I've killed you twice within the last 24 hours.... made a small killing out of that mission.
Oh sorry about th bad pun there ;)
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.26 16:34:00 -
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no how many??
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Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ???
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.12.26 17:10:00 -
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I killed him at least 3 times today...
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Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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1of1
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Posted - 2003.12.26 17:35:00 -
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Seriously, how many times are you guys gonna pod me?
Do you have any idea how many clones i've been thru in the last week?
Please. You must make it all back through ransoms anyway.
Well, on the odd occasions that we fail to get you 
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.12.26 17:45:00 -
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A word of advice.
If you want to avoid the podding, stop giving bookmarks to your Secret Love Lair to the people by the exit with the "Agent" baseball caps on.
What I'd love to know is how do you manage to be in so many places at once? Is it some sort of franchise scheme?
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.12.26 17:57:00 -
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Today's special: McKidnapping with fries, $299,999.99 ransom demand.
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EzTarget II
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Posted - 2003.12.26 17:59:00 -
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Hmm, well I think he must be using basic clones by now, as everytime I fight him he's thicker... I nearly lost my maller the first time, the last time I killed him at my full range!!!!
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The Damsel
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:23:00 -
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Could some of oo wuverly gentlemen do something about the howwible Kwuul. I'm fed up of his howwible ship. It smells funny 'cos of all the howwible fedos.
Also, could those of oo using missles to kill Kwuul pwease stop! The vibwations make me feel weally funny and I'm sure it's not wight.
Wuv oo all for saving me!
xxxxx
- Don't be stupid (Kwuul)
- You know I wuv you!
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Baldour Ngarr
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:24:00 -
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Could some of oo wuverly gentlemen do something about the howwible Kwuul. I'm fed up of his howwible ship. It smells funny 'cos of all the howwible fedos.
Here's a thought. Why not just carry a knife in your knickers and deal with him yourself? 
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The Damsel
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:29:00 -
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Here's a thought. Why not just carry a knife in your knickers and deal with him yourself?
How could I? I go Commando.
I can fly a pwetty fwigate now, so I can shoot him in the pwivates!
- Don't be stupid (Kwuul)
- You know I wuv you!
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Cordelia Matheson
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:37:00 -
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"In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences." - ( R.G. Ingersoll 1833-1899 ) |
EzTarget II
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:39:00 -
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Ok, if you go commando, why do you travel in un-armed convoys? why not get in a nice armered escorted ship? That will help a lot...
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The Damsel
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:49:00 -
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Ok, if you go commando, why do you travel in un-armed convoys? why not get in a nice armered escorted ship? That will help a lot...
I've got lovely new Vewator! Daddy says I can shoot at Kwuul with it! I'm looking for him now. I know his cwuiser is bigger, but it smells and is knobbly. He can't kidnap me again.
If I can kill Kwuul I might join Biomass or Evolution 'cos they're hard and own things to.
I have a pet cat.
xXXXx
- Don't be stupid (Kwuul)
- You know I wuv you!
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Kruul
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:55:00 -
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Right Damsel,
now that you are armed, I propose a deathmatch to finish this once and for all. I am sick and tired of people chasing after me and blowing me up just because I keep kidnapping you.
I fthey only knew how much of a hassle it is to keep you alive, they'd pin a medal on my chest.
I mean really, I'm sick of it.
So pick a place and time, and we'll finish it once and for all.
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Zugg
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Posted - 2003.12.26 19:57:00 -
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I got two word for you Damsel.
Jenny Craig.
The Dark Seraphs...like Hells Angels, but less hairy |
The Damsel
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Posted - 2003.12.26 20:03:00 -
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Wight Kwuul! Your duel! That's a date!
I will bwing my Velator and will own you like m0o and Evolution and all the other people with big ships would.
I'm in Pator wight now, but we couldn't duel there because of the powice, but we could duel somewhere else.
We'll find somewhewe!
xXXXx
(Those kisses weren't for Kwuul, but for all of you lovely people who save me.)
- Don't be stupid (Kwuul)
- You know I wuv you!
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.12.26 20:10:00 -
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Edited by: Carp Riddell on 26/12/2003 20:12:05
This really is remarkably silly
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Zugg
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Posted - 2003.12.26 20:14:00 -
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If you keep eating them Long Limb Roes Damsel I will not have to worry about saving you anymore because you will not fit in my cargo hold.
The Dark Seraphs...like Hells Angels, but less hairy |
testerkid
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Posted - 2003.12.26 20:47:00 -
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Edited by: testerkid on 26/12/2003 20:47:48
Kruul your a lausy pilot. and your henchmen are a laugh too.
as for the damsel didn't I kept you in my hanger once?
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Jubeli
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Posted - 2003.12.26 21:04:00 -
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Damsel I guess you lost that death match, good thing I was around to help you..
We are all here to help you out, the more you get kidnapped the more my standing with NPCs go up..
If you need help just call 555-JUBELI and I'll come and help out.. |
Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.04.01 01:12:00 -
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For a 250kg chick, you sure hide it well
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |
Necrologic
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Posted - 2005.04.01 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
For a 250kg chick, you sure hide it well
notice the picture is just of her upper body and head?
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:48:00 -
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omg... this thread 4 teh win
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
piercer
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
omg... this thread 4 teh win
It sure is.
Kruul, can you get a bigger ship cos your one dies too quickly.
Damsel.... remember our date tonight  
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Toran Mehtar
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Posted - 2005.04.01 10:03:00 -
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Edited by: Toran Mehtar on 01/04/2005 10:06:36
Damsel, what's with all the 'howwible' www's ? It's almost like you've got something in your mouth that's stopping you talking properly.
Oh.... erm... forget I said anything.  
edit: raising the dead is bad for you m'kay.
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Sherkaner
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Posted - 2005.04.01 13:07:00 -
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This was really funny a year ago 
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