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Ravenal
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Posted - 2003.12.27 01:20:00 -
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add em when you find em
here is mine:
One of my regular shippers was killed yesterday. I need you to fill in for him until he's feeling better. I have here one hundred units of Coolant that is long overdue at Mies V - Moon 17 - Federal Administration Information Center. Can you take care of this for me?
...new sig coming up
Ravenal - Fate is what you make of it. |
Kilhu Emmek
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Posted - 2003.12.27 06:32:00 -
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"I have just the thing you want. The annual Fertility Festival is tonight at Ragnarg IV - Moon 2 - Expert Distribution Warehouse and they need a huge amount of booze to guarantee all-around happiness. I have 319 crates of spirits sitting here that need to get to the party, but I only have 60 minutes to get it there. Can you help? I'll pay you 59940."
Minmatar sure do know how to party.
Gradient is hiring.
Read our Code of Conduct before applying.
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Majin Buu
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Posted - 2003.12.27 11:01:00 -
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Important - Fight For The Establishment
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Mission briefing:
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I just recieved reports of some unauthorized military agression within our territory. I'm told a group of Gallente Federation ships have been orbiting one of our planets unchallenged. It would be a terrible embarrassment if they manage to continue their escapade unhindered any longer. I request, no actually I DEMAND, that you leave this station immediately, find the perpetrators near the location on the bookmark that I am about to hand over to you, and squash them in a convincing manner. Show the world that the Caldari State will answer any sort of agression with an iron fist! Show no mercy, and return to me as soon as the task has been completed.
i better do it as he "demands" it and he is my boss 
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EzTarget II
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Posted - 2003.12.27 11:43:00 -
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Vagabond Deportation
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Mission briefing:
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I have a rather dirty job for you this time EzTarget II. I need you to transport a bunch of flee bitten, smelly vagabonds to Simbeloud IX - Moon 1 - Expert Distribution Warehouse. There simply isn't enough space to accommodate all of the homeless citizens that have decided to clog the public districts in this station and nearby settlements, so we have been given clearance by the governor to deport them. Just make sure you keep contact with them at a minimum, I don't want you catching any nasty diseases or getting mugged, you hear?
Anyone want to buy some homless people?
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2003.12.27 11:45:00 -
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Vagabond Deportation
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Mission briefing:
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I have a rather dirty job for you this time EzTarget II. I need you to transport a bunch of flee bitten, smelly vagabonds to Simbeloud IX - Moon 1 - Expert Distribution Warehouse. There simply isn't enough space to accommodate all of the homeless citizens that have decided to clog the public districts in this station and nearby settlements, so we have been given clearance by the governor to deport them. Just make sure you keep contact with them at a minimum, I don't want you catching any nasty diseases or getting mugged, you hear?
Anyone want to buy some homless people?
I'll give you 10k a piece for them 
My life in pictures:
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Amin
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Posted - 2003.12.27 15:08:00 -
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Corporate commodity supply - General
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Mission briefing:
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My corporation is setting up a new superstore at Reset IV - Moon 4 - Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve and I've been assigned to handle some of the prep work. I want you to ferry 2567 units of Garbage there.
Seems like Caldari corps are helping the Minmitar as did the Gallente 
Drink StarsiÖ Relation Co-ordinator
Caldari State Citizen
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Sabahl
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Posted - 2003.12.27 16:36:00 -
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here's a rare lvl 3 desc for you...
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What Comes Around Goes Around
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Mission briefing:
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A few months ago, our CEO took part in a bet with one of our rivals. He was rather drunk at the time (or so he says), and managed to lose more than he could pay. I won't get into any more details about that, as it's rather embarrassing. Unfortunately it seems that our rival isn't satisfied with our apology. They hired a bounty hunter to settle the score. We managed to find the assassins hideout, and I want you to go there and eliminate him before he does us any harm. However this isn't just any old pirate hired by our rivals, this is the infamous bounty hunter Obunga. He must have cost them a fortune. Head out to Hofjaldgund and teach him a lesson.
Objectives
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To complete the mission, the following must be performed by you:
one The Bounty Hunter Obunga and two Mercenary Fighters must be destroyed in Hofjaldgund
Rewards
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Upon completing the mission, the following will be awarded to you:
54399 credits
one unit of Large Shield Extender I Blueprint
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Ravenal
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Posted - 2003.12.27 20:56:00 -
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Mission briefing:
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Do I have a mission that is exciting and exhilarating for you, or what?!? I have this awesome hi-tech metal beast full of glistening cut-edge technology and ultra-cool gadgetry all ready to go! Enough to make any man sweat and be willing to give up at least one ball for, if not more! Ok, ok, I see what you're thinking. Who am I kidding? It's a car! OK? It belongs to my mother-in-law and she's constantly nagging me about it, nag-nag-nag. Just take it off my hands, will you? Please! I beg you! She's driving me crazy with her endless jammering!
whats this with mothers in law...i love mine :)
...new sig coming up
Ravenal - Fate is what you make of it. |
Dammsugaren
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Posted - 2003.12.27 23:28:00 -
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Spirited away
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Mission briefing:
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A friend of mine on Waskisen IX - Moon 11 - Corporate Police Force Logistic Support is conducting an experiment on lab-rat intoxication and needs lots of alcohol. I have 354 crates here that I need to get to him within the hour. Are you up for it? I'll give you 68320 if you accomplish this.
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Ravenal
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Posted - 2003.12.28 00:04:00 -
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now this is a new one...
HINT
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The objectives can change during the mission, depending on how quickly you are able to arrive at the destination.
...new sig coming up
Ravenal - Fate is what you make of it. |
Ravenal
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Posted - 2003.12.28 03:36:00 -
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it seems that the gallente federation has different vagabonds problems than your superiors EzTarget II:
We recently made an agreement with the government in Goinard about transferring some of the homeless in this system to them, since our shelters are too crowded and they have a few openings. I'd like you to move a few of them to Goinard IV - Moon 5 - Impro Factory a.s.a.p.. I hope you're up to the job, there ain't many around here that are willing to risk putting some of those tramps on board their ships if you know what I mean, many of them being drug addicts and cutthroats and those kind of undesirables.
gallente drug addicts - i wonder...
...new sig coming up
Ravenal - Fate is what you make of it. |
Ebedar
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Posted - 2003.12.28 12:30:00 -
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Mission briefing:
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I have become increasingly frustrated with our research. Due to standard safety measures, I am required to test my latest findings on living organisms, preferably humans. Obviously our laws prohibit me from using humans, so I am reduced to using animals. Because of the high fatality rate of my recent experiments, I've almost run out of healthy, large animals! I must have at least eighty units of Livestock here before the end of the day, or our research will suffer as a consequence.
Good job it isn't an Amarr research agent, eh?
My life in pictures:
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Jehyl Kaerloon
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Posted - 2003.12.28 22:14:00 -
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We have captured some Amarr slave lords that have been kidnapping our people and selling them into slavery. We need to interrogate them quickly if we are to stand any chance of recovering our people, but our torture chambers were destroyed in one of their most recent counter-attacks. I need you to fetch me 33120 units of Tritanium as soon as possible so we can repair the machines. Your performance in this mission will not go unnoticed in the world.
Comedy gold 
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Majin Buu
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Posted - 2003.12.28 22:34:00 -
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i hope u fail it 
BoB KillBoard |
Heritor
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Posted - 2003.12.29 01:11:00 -
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My usual supplier of Mexallon has gone missing. The lazy sod is probably drunk somewhere. So I need you to step in and do his dirty work. Get me 3298 units of Mexallon and make my day. You have 3 hours to complete the job.
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Masi
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Posted - 2003.12.29 04:49:00 -
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My friend recently died, permanently. Then said i had to move his favourite car to his station where his coffin was :p
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EzTarget II
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Posted - 2003.12.29 17:53:00 -
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I've just got an interesting one...
My corporation has just created a Garbage Analyze Unit, responsible for analyzing garbage to further our understanding of public needs and consumption. I now have to ferry all my garbage to their secret lairs for their scrutiny. If you accept, you'll have two hours to take my garbage to XXXX - XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX. Oh, and please don't tell anyone about the secret location.
I've blanked out the location as per agents request....
Hint it's the dodgy one in amarr....
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Karon Wodens
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Posted - 2003.12.29 19:16:00 -
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Important - Fight For The Establishment
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Mission briefing:
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I just recieved reports of some unauthorized military agression within our territory. I'm told a group of Gallente Federation ships have been orbiting one of our planets unchallenged. It would be a terrible embarrassment if they manage to continue their escapade unhindered any longer. I request, no actually I DEMAND, that you leave this station immediately, find the perpetrators near the location on the bookmark that I am about to hand over to you, and squash them in a convincing manner. Show the world that the Caldari State will answer any sort of agression with an iron fist! Show no mercy, and return to me as soon as the task has been completed.
i better do it as he "demands" it and he is my boss
Uh.... it says Gallente first and then Caldari? What gives?
Caldari Prime: Think of that moment, remember what they did...
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Tos' Lavoch
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Posted - 2003.12.29 20:04:00 -
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It's time for Federation Customs to flex its muscle a bit. We plan to invade... oh, you don't have clearance for that knowledge. In any case, there's a squadron of elite mariners on Pulin V - Moon 8 - Egonics Inc. Development Studio that need to be transported to Jaschercis IV - Moon 1 - FedMart Retail Center a.s.a.p. I want you to pick them up and drop them off, preferably within the hour, but you're assigned 2 hours. Now get that scrawny ass of yours out of here and do your duty!
If only it was that exciting
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Zopha
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Posted - 2003.12.29 20:12:00 -
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it says Gallente first and then Caldari? What gives?
It say that Gallente are flying about and the Caldari state want him to squash some Gallente flys :)
Haven't gotten any good mission descriptions myseld :( although my agent has alot of friends that want to be burried in cars... weirdo.
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Harisdrop
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Posted - 2003.12.29 20:18:00 -
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I just want to know how many times do I have to kill Krull and his henchmen.
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Garsh ma it soo cool killing people in there space thingies |
Jettero Heller
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Posted - 2003.12.29 21:31:00 -
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"Our rare mineral reserve supply is at a critical low. I'd like you to acquire 301 and bring it to me. You have 3 hours to finish the job and I'll give you 184896 ISK for your troubles."
Yeah, whatever... LOL
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Horatio Starkiller
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Posted - 2003.12.29 22:01:00 -
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Dunno but MOo get a mention in this one so i think its pretty special
Mission briefing:
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I just recieved reports of criminal activity in our sector. A pilot by the name of Durim attacked and destroyed a ship belonging to an ally of ours which was flying through Concord protected space. He managed to flee before Concord got a hold of him. I want you to fly to the coordinates where he was last spotted, find him, and put him out of business. He's an extremely elusive fellow, who has managed to evade Concord for quite some time, and has caused alot of frustration and anger throughout the galaxy. I would even rate him close to the despicable M0o corporation when it comes to crime.
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loladoll
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Posted - 2003.12.30 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: loladoll on 30/12/2003 20:35:40
The ministery of war makes its employees drunk on purpose
Spirited away
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Mission briefing:
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In recent weeks the station manager on Pashanai III - Moon 9 - Ministry of War Bureau Offices has had to close a number of factories and now he fears that the disgruntled workforce may riot. He has sent out a plea to all stations in the region to supply him with as much spirits as we can, in the hope that a drunken haze may calm the workers. I have 340 crates lying around here, but I only have 1 hour to get them to Pashanai III - Moon 9 - Ministry of War Bureau Offices. I'll pay you 87680 for completing this task.
Collateral
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Prior to accepting this mission, the following must be provided by you as collateral, to be returned to you upon successful completion of the mission:
126080 credits
Objectives
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To complete the mission, the following must be performed by you:
340 units of Spirits must be transported from Alenia V - Moon 4 - Roden Shipyards Factory to Pashanai III - Moon 9 - Ministry of War Bureau Offices
Rewards
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Upon completing the mission, the following will be awarded to you:
87680 credits
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live is tough and then you get a clone |
Viduus
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Posted - 2003.12.31 06:26:00 -
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Standard food delivery
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Mission briefing:
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I need you to make a standard food supply delivery to this station. This may not be the most challenging type of mission you will get, but they have to be done by someone. Head out to Khafis IX - Moon 7 - Kaalakiota Corporation Warehouse and bring back the supply of Long-limb Roses to Ghesis V - Moon 3 - CreoDron Factory. You have 2 hours to complete this simple task.
Reeeeeeeally.....
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Hafthor
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Posted - 2004.01.04 21:05:00 -
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Mission briefing:
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We have a potential disaster on our hands! The Premier for the new Noob Fleshy reel, 'They came from Outer Outer Outer Space, part VII', is tonight on Emolgranlan V - Moon 12 - Republic Justice Department Tribunal
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