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Mighty Dread
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.04.12 17:44:00 -
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Well I've been out trucking goods back 'n forth and in my daily travels I've noticed that the Quafe factories have a demand for two things: Garbage and Tobacco. So I'll pick up garbage and smokes and deliver them to the Quafe factory and out of the factory I'll get an order of Quafe to ship out.
Makes you wonder...
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Nerogk Shorn
Caldari
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2007.04.12 17:47:00 -
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Nah, it's made of Minmatar blood, 'cause it's cheaper than water.
D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S |
Nicocat
Caldari
New Age Solutions
New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.04.12 17:47:00 -
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I thought it was people...
 Originally by: Splagada
SEED ME DADDY
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Nova Fox
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Posted - 2007.04.12 17:52:00 -
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spiked with a hint of nocotine laced minmatar and fermeneted aged to perfection trash juice wonderfully blended with a gellente vineyard g*****soda. or not. quafe would kill me if i lent its secrets out
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.04.12 17:55:00 -
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Naw, Quafe is a mixture of tobacco and garbage and uncle Soporos pimp juice. 
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.04.12 17:59:00 -
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Prior art! :p
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CeleryGoblin
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Posted - 2007.04.12 18:20:00 -
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Quafe is made out of the tears of exotic dancers. How the tears are extracted is a Quafe company secret.
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Thread Winner
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2007.04.12 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: CeleryGoblin
Quafe is made out of the tears of exotic dancers. How the tears are extracted is a Quafe company secret.
Methods of Tourture: The gallente
Gallente Torturer: Release project X!
Gallente Assistant: Project X!?
Gallente Tourturer: Yes the QUAFE MUST FLOW!
Gallente Assistant: Why must we use project X?
Gallente Tourturer: He who controls the quafe controls the universe!
Gallente Assistant: Understood.
Project X is released only to be found out it was a pubescent Caldari Who hadn't learned of the much more efficient method of Caldari Sexual Release called the Flesh Sphere
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Dachtor
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Posted - 2007.04.12 19:12:00 -
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What is Quafe made of?
Well Slaves dont swallow
Garbage is to feed the slaves, and Tobacco is for after.
Everybody knows to go to a Quafe factory for a good time (free of charge)
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Mighty Dread
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.04.12 19:58:00 -
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You guys are a bunch of sick perverted puppies.
Well be sure I aint gonna drink that stuff now!
God only knows what's in the Quafe Ultra and Special Edition.
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Toadboy
Gallente
The 7th Insect
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Posted - 2007.04.12 20:39:00 -
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It's made with the Yellow Ice found floating around in space...
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Freelancer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.12 22:09:00 -
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Edited by: Patch86 on 12/04/2007 22:05:52
Originally by: Nicocat
I thought it was people...
You're thinking of Soylent QuafeÖ.
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