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David Yanakov
Avis de Captura
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Posted - 2007.04.15 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: David Yanakov on 15/04/2007 12:29:41
Day One - Vylade
Was mining in the first belt of Vylade in my HMS Charybdis, minding my own business when a tasty treat, I mean, Tristan, warps in all fat and happy, deciding I'm a prime target for a bit of can swapping. So once he's made the switch, I open up with nos, heavy assault missiles and warrior IIs. Just like a real miner! At this rate, I'll get to be a real carebear someday. 
Anyway, the lad's corp mate starts yelling in local that I'm picking on ore thieves and how if I'm using a 'trash can' I'm a defenseless nubbin. So after a bit longer said corpmate swings by in a Drake to show off his massive e-peen and swap my ore again. After a bit of letting him deflate his own ego in local, I let them have their whole 6k of plag and be on their merry. I rebait the hook and go back to fishing.
About 10 minutes later I'm surprised to see the Drake pilot back in local, so I offer a BC kill to my corp mates over vent. They were rather disappointed when I reported a moment later that it was in fact a new Tristan in the belt. Apparantly this guy was really upset over the backfires and decided he absolutely had to take me out.
So he swaps the can again, I do the lock tackle fire routine and sit back to wait for the screaming. To my surprise he actually managed to take an Osprey down to 50% shield hp before he popped, leaving me with much better loot than the first tristan and a free acolyte II. I of course thanked him for the donation.
Names and corporate identities have been kept confidential to preserve endangered egos
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Requiescat
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Posted - 2007.04.15 13:34:00 -
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lol.
If you were in a Hulk, with Hammerhead IIs and a Gistii shield booster, you could have taken the Drake :o
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I turned off "show corp/alliance" because, to be frank, I'm ashamed of them. They'll be turned back on when I'm somewhere more suitable for someone of my talents. |
Jak Silverheart
Minmatar
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Posted - 2007.04.15 17:19:00 -
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Yup it seems like this Carebear has got some fangs.
Poor ol Ore Thieves never stood a chance. 
 Originally by: Scordite
Who was it that said that flying minmatar is kinda like going down a flight of stairs on an office chair while firing an uzi? 
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Rooker
Lysian Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.04.15 19:50:00 -
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Anyway, the lad's corp mate starts yelling in local that I'm picking on ore thieves
hahahaha
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.04.15 20:01:00 -
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Baiting ore thieves is about the most fun thing there is.
I mean, whats not to like?
A large percentage of them are wannabe's, the real deals are in Privs, or making some poor bastards life miserable in LowSec or 0.0.
The loot sorta blows usually, though.
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.15 20:05:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo
Baiting ore thieves is about the most fun thing there is.
I mean, whats not to like?
A large percentage of them are wannabe's, the real deals are in Privs, or making some poor bastards life miserable in LowSec or 0.0.
The loot sorta blows usually, though.
The real deals arent in Privs, the real deals are me and my oursu buddies. BigEd123 and I own that place up.
Shame theres no belts anymore 
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harkan Sek
Delta Kappa Gamma
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Posted - 2007.04.15 21:37:00 -
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why cant i get miners like you. i steal ore all the time in a low sp ore thief, and my victims just sulk and dont fight back. i mean come on, we want to fight your likes. thats why we do it, its not like weŚre using the ore to build ****, i mean stuff
for you high sec miners out there, take this guys advice and have some teeth, or at least have a guard near by ffs
Why Im a pirate:
Originally by: Liz Kali
Everything was fine till one guy name Inturist warped in and engaged us for NO REASON . That's just lame tactics ... You had no rights to engage us .. |
2Bad4Ux2
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Posted - 2007.04.16 05:15:00 -
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haha tardball there was no yelling in local of picking on ore thieves everything is in good fun..just you boosting ego cuz I suicided a frig at you. Then you turn down all challenges after inflating your own ego that you killed a frig. As did the other trash talker that wouldn't bring it .. i kill weaker ships all the time...Let ME POST some forums about killing T1 frigs hhahahaha your definitely the one w/ e-peen.
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2Bad4Ux2
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Posted - 2007.04.16 05:30:00 -
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Originally by: Soporo
Baiting ore thieves is about the most fun thing there is.
I mean, whats not to like?
A large percentage of them are wannabe's, the real deals are in Privs, or making some poor bastards life miserable in LowSec or 0.0.
The loot sorta blows usually, though.
Thanks soporo we just finished up war w/ the privateers that they retracted one week later. Scoreboard was 9 to 1 kill/losses...and all the rest of your quote is true as well. nice props I appreciate it :)
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Hellown
Avis de Captura
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Posted - 2007.04.16 07:03:00 -
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Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
haha tardball there was no yelling in local of picking on ore thieves everything is in good fun..just you boosting ego cuz I suicided a frig at you. Then you turn down all challenges after inflating your own ego that you killed a frig. As did the other trash talker that wouldn't bring it.. i kill weaker ships all the time...Let ME POST some forums about killing T1 frigs hhahahaha your definitely the one w/ e-peen.
bitter much mate? last i checked i dont fit t2 drones on a "suicide" frig :).
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.04.16 07:16:00 -
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The real deals arent in Privs, the real deals are me and my oursu buddies. BigEd123 and I own that place up.
Meh, I'm still low enough SP that anyone in a friggin Command ship is pretty damn real.
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David Yanakov
Avis de Captura
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Posted - 2007.04.16 08:54:00 -
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Day Two - Renyn
Not much to report today. Spent two hours in 0.9 space watching the mining frigate and occasional barge roll through. Then as I was getting ready to leave, I see an Incursus warp in at 0 and start the approach.
So as I turn the laser back on, I open up this pilot's bio and see an 11 day old player, which causes a moral conflict for me. Is it a trial alt or genuine newbie? I never enjoyed making a kill against someone without at least a month of gametime under their belts
Solution, offer a ransom
The can swap goes off without a hitch and the Incursus loses hp quickly but is repping at an impressive rate up until the nos catches up, at which point I let up amd invite the convo. Shortly thereafter I recieve a payment of 100k for the nine thousand units of stolen ore and go on about my business
An unproductive day to be certain. Time to do research on the southern regions
Names and corporate identities have been kept confidential to preserve endangered egos
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Crinos Childflayer
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Posted - 2007.04.16 21:01:00 -
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Quote: "I never enjoyed making a kill against someone without at least a month of gametime under their belts"
Now THATS funny. 
http://www.eatbabies.com
Is that appropriate? :) -Crinos |
2Bad4Ux2
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Posted - 2007.04.16 23:43:00 -
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Originally by: Hellown
Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
haha tardball there was no yelling in local of picking on ore thieves everything is in good fun..just you boosting ego cuz I suicided a frig at you. Then you turn down all challenges after inflating your own ego that you killed a frig. As did the other trash talker that wouldn't bring it.. i kill weaker ships all the time...Let ME POST some forums about killing T1 frigs hhahahaha your definitely the one w/ e-peen.
If you can't afford 1 200K t2 light drone then you shouldn't be playing eve. That doesn't matter much for me since i'm a billionaire. Whoopdie doo...got another t1 incursus just outta the tutorial..way to go champ *high five*
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Last Cause
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Posted - 2007.04.16 23:59:00 -
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Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
Originally by: Hellown
Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
haha tardball there was no yelling in local of picking on ore thieves everything is in good fun..just you boosting ego cuz I suicided a frig at you. Then you turn down all challenges after inflating your own ego that you killed a frig. As did the other trash talker that wouldn't bring it.. i kill weaker ships all the time...Let ME POST some forums about killing T1 frigs hhahahaha your definitely the one w/ e-peen.
If you can't afford 1 200K t2 light drone then you shouldn't be playing eve. That doesn't matter much for me since i'm a billionaire. Whoopdie doo...got another t1 incursus just outta the tutorial..way to go champ *high five*
I don't mean to butt in, but if it doesn't bother you or the loss wasn't a big deal or whatever your excuse is, seems a bit stupid to wait your "billionare" time on a forum thread. If you have so much ISK, why are you not off spending some of it instead of stressing over this? I don't think it's downtime yet, so you should be out scaring noobs with your gigantor wallet, or flashing your e-peen at passing e-mailmen.
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Vincent Gaines
Avis de Captura
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Posted - 2007.04.17 03:35:00 -
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Edited by: Vincent Gaines on 17/04/2007 03:31:45
Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
If you can't afford 1 200K t2 light drone then you shouldn't be playing eve. That doesn't matter much for me since i'm a billionaire. Whoopdie doo...got another t1 incursus just outta the tutorial..way to go champ *high five*
you're a billionaire?!?!
wow, that's so cool... you must be the only one in eve to clear that much. I mean, there's no possible way that anyone else here has made a BILLION!
then again, we don't whine and out ourselves as falling for a Trojan Osprey either.
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Galan Amarias
Amarr
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.04.17 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
If you can't afford 1 200K t2 light drone then you shouldn't be playing eve. That doesn't matter much for me since i'm a billionaire. Whoopdie doo...got another t1 incursus just outta the tutorial..way to go champ *high five*
I keep trying to think of someting inteligent to say to you, then I see your name and I'm all, ok mabey I should't pick on the poor kid, but then gawd you really are obnoxious. What time of day do you play? I think I'd like to blow you up. I'll fit a mining laser if you really need me to. I've never been to Olfeim, is it high sec? Will I need a jet can to get your attention?
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Mephistophilis
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.04.17 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Galan Amarias
Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
If you can't afford 1 200K t2 light drone then you shouldn't be playing eve. That doesn't matter much for me since i'm a billionaire. Whoopdie doo...got another t1 incursus just outta the tutorial..way to go champ *high five*
I keep trying to think of someting inteligent to say to you, then I see your name and I'm all, ok mabey I should't pick on the poor kid, but then gawd you really are obnoxious. What time of day do you play? I think I'd like to blow you up. I'll fit a mining laser if you really need me to. I've never been to Olfeim, is it high sec? Will I need a jet can to get your attention?
Yep, i have to agree there. i'm in between corps at the mo so might instead start a 'let's all kill 2Bad4Ux2' corp......
Who's in?
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Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.04.18 02:23:00 -
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Why not, I'll use an alt.
I dunno why, but names like that instantly trip my
*want's to slap someone* nerve.
Maybe it's an age thing.
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Galan Amarias
Amarr
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.04.18 03:08:00 -
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*takes a few minutes to stop laughing*
I think I like the insult "tardball" better, I'm really quite happy with my corp but I've got our billionare on my pals list. Anyone in the corp, "Tardball" [TARD] will get insta invite if smackie is online. I'm seriously considering the dedication of a jump clone to our pal.
-Galan
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William Hamilton
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Posted - 2007.04.18 06:22:00 -
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Ahhh, I thought it was tarball, not tardball!
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2Bad4Ux2
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Posted - 2007.04.18 23:42:00 -
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Why not stop breathing hot air? All you are all doing is smacking on the internet. Do something about it in game why don't you "bring a jump clone to your pal on your buddilist"? or you just being tough b/c you have an alliance ticker Galan? Any corp/alliance can war dec us bring it..it's an open challenge to anyone in this forum..Let's go mephistophilis you wanna start your own anti me corp here's your chance...bring it Rule of Three..till then your all just talking crap on the internet. David's corp is already got hands full w/ Uhmari who war decced him..and all the alts can't do anything in this channel. You all have my permission to attempt to tear apart what I say here to continue your smacking on a forum, because you're all too coward to do anything for real in game.
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2Bad4Ux2
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Posted - 2007.04.18 23:54:00 -
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ROFL...just got done admiring Mephistophilis and Galan Amarias' Battleclinics...hahahahah. Meph comes from one of the biggest carebear alliances that I left a long, long time ago...w/ his 3 kills using his destroyer..tell Fluf I said hey. And Galan who's gonna dedicate a clone to coming to my destruction...barely breaks even on his kills and losses..Guess that's why you gank all those smaller ships in low sec to try to look like you can actually kill something. My last post enjoy your whining...come fight in game w/ ammo not words.
2bad
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.19 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
...stuff...
Aww, an ore theif got pwned by a carebear, here, let me dial 1337 and call the waaaambulance for you. Eve is not all about killboards my uberleet named friend, keep whining while we all sit back and laugh!
I like reading threads where miners hurt ore theives, its fun. When you get upto mining barges, that midslot you have is for warp disruptors :).
Carebears with teeth 4tw!
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Check out my blog at RantingsofaCarebear.blogspot.com
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Hypatia Iola
Caldari
Central Defiance
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Posted - 2007.04.19 03:48:00 -
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WHY WILL THESE PEOPLE NOT WRITE COHERENTLY?!?!
and by these people, i mean specifically leetspeak boy.
This is a full sentence, consisting of a beginning, middle, and end of thought. It does not run on, nor does it derail mid-though train. PLEASE learn to write. I know you're not ESL because you write like many people talk and it's just disgraceful. It makes you look foolish, makes others want to come after you, and annoys me. I'll let you guess which one i care most about. i'll even rewrite what you had to say to make it coherent this time!
Begin:
Why are you making poor attempts at smacktalking me on the forums? I see you all typing a lot and yet so far no one has attacked me from here.
End of 3rd post
i despise all the butchering of the english language by those who ought to know better. if english isn't your first language, i can fully comprehend your difficulty, as learning a new language often requires learning an entirely ew way of thinking. That said, if you grew up in an english speaking nation and yet still you choose to talk as though you never made it past 3rd grade English then PLEASE don't subject the rest of us to your poorly worded, thoughtless, pointless, and all around worthless points of view. Come back when your willing to speak intelligently, and if that happens to be never, so much the better.
/flamethrower off.
and dave, in an OSPREY?!? I must say i'm amused, when i did my frigate piracy and hit ospreys i usually tagged them or made them warp out, i'm surprised and impressed at your overwhelming prowess! okay maybe not that much but for the love of god have 2 other ospreys with you and gank that moron's drake. i'm sure you could do it(support each other's tanks, it would be hilarious!) with a little coordination. and as an added bonus: you can sell the fraps for millions of ISK! mwahaha! okay i'm done now.
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Galan Amarias
Amarr
Vendetta Underground
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2007.04.19 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: 2Bad4Ux2
<smack>.
Ok, I'll keep this real simple and with small words since you missed the point of my post.
[c]I would like to shoot you.[/c]
What time is a good time to find you online?
What system should I have a ship in?
To answer your assumptions (things you decided were true w/o evidence), no I am not brave because I am in an alliance. My alliance has better things to do than you. I however enjoy a 1v1 much more that blobfests. I also keep JC where I can pop down for some solo pvp. So you're a billionare, no risk for you, where and when my friend? Early morning (EVE time) is best for me I work nights.
-Galan
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