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Zarthan
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Posted - 2003.12.29 02:13:00 -
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Edited by: Zarthan on 29/12/2003 02:16:08
We interrupt your normal scheduled programming of space ****s for the following special announcement...
Call this fair warning to those who encounter my brethren and myself. If you wish to survive an encounter with us heed my advice. Granted I do realize some of you may indeed be able to win in battle, however for those who do not wish to roll that dice the following will leave you intact.
First and foremost if you do encounter us, for the love of all that is holy stop your ship. If you try to run for the gate or whatever, we have no choice but to destroy your ship and or your pod.
Secondly donÆt log off, mouthing off in local in a rude manner, and or refusing to pay our tolls. Due to the fact that it can be so darn hard to replace ships in this game we realize this and have opted to give people the opportunity to save them a lot of hard work. Maybe were just getting too soft, but itÆs a courtesy that will only last if people show appreciation of that courtesy.
Lastly donÆt stall; we know when someone is trying to kill time until forces can arrive. If someone shows up in local and your being held hostage youÆll be destroyed immediately. Therefore it is in your best interests to pay us promptly upon being stopped.
If you can follow the simple advice above you live if not you die. It really is all up to you, ask anyone we have encountered we are true to our word. If you attempt to take advantage of any of our courtesies your name is put on a running list we have of people who are KOS. To date I do believe there is only one name on that list which has not been KOS, due to their lack of cooperation. Sorry for the interuption and thank you for your time.
...And now back to your programming
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Reptar
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Posted - 2003.12.29 02:19:00 -
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same rules here
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Easy Target
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Posted - 2003.12.29 02:35:00 -
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or u can:
stop your ship
right click
self destruct
ok
then u have 10 seconds to tell them exactly what u think of them... in not so many words...
what would i do?? i wouldnt have got into that position in any ship that isnt expendable... <see 10 lines up, including spaces>
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is this classed as a flame?? hmmm.. touch and go.. i will try harder...
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No i'm not good... but i have never claimed to be
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Skillz
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Posted - 2003.12.29 02:37:00 -
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We say, 'thank you for your co-operation' and that's it.
Keep on flaming, lamers.
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Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2003.12.29 03:37:00 -
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Fetty hear ya
Fetty no care
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Tell my tale to those who ask.
Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly.
If this world was supposed to be friendly
CCP wouldnt have wasted time paying the devs to code so many weapons |
Deathwing
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Posted - 2003.12.29 04:25:00 -
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Edited by: Deathwing on 29/12/2003 04:26:18
SIT DOWN NUBLET BEFORE YOU GET HURT
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Homo Erectus
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Posted - 2003.12.29 04:28:00 -
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Zarthan, I have been watching you for several months now, and I know you are trying your hardest to be a scary scary pirate.
But, until you correct the spelling mistake in your signature, I'm finding it very hard to fear you.
Fix the word "there", to "their", and then, I promise to tremble. |
Scion Atrella
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Posted - 2003.12.29 04:41:00 -
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[email protected] <[email protected]>
You say you need some spam??
Okay, will put yas on the list!
Now back to your podding....
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Motaka
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Posted - 2003.12.29 06:53:00 -
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Is it me or are u a n0obie pker ?? I would like to konw where u hunt! I might just try yall out some time, until them, I hope the Pirate killers, Homo E and company takes yall out . I really hate n0obie pirates....
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Aleister Crowley
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Posted - 2003.12.29 07:55:00 -
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Zarthan how is it that your portrait looks like it was taken duting an uncomfortable visit to the proctologist?
Coincidentally Homo Erectus' looks like the subject doctor :)
'Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law' |
Tima Toti
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Posted - 2003.12.29 08:22:00 -
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 Long live retardness
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Daley
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Posted - 2003.12.29 11:30:00 -
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Ahhh, Zarthan just looks sooooo cuddlywuddlywuddly.
I just want to smother him in sloppy-woppie kissie wissies
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Yeah yeah, yadda yadda yadda |
Species 8472
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Posted - 2003.12.29 11:39:00 -
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Is there any chance you could tell me which gate i have to pay this toll at im willing to pay to go through :)
"The Weak Will Perish". |
WhiteSnake
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Posted - 2003.12.29 12:13:00 -
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You have to be more realistic, ask from eve's devs to apply a tax 10% for all the noobs, so you finally get a steady income. From time to time if you need money, ask from anti-pirate corps to make donations....
do you know why they call you rat? becouse the rat is always trying to run and hide when someone finally appears.....
cya at the toll station.....
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Eneroth
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Posted - 2003.12.29 13:15:00 -
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 Quote:
Fix the word "there", to "their", and then, I promise to tremble.
Yeah ive been watching that too.
-Any fool can pull a trigger.- |
Eltigre
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Posted - 2003.12.29 17:07:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Zarthan on 29/12/2003 02:16:08
We interrupt your normal scheduled programming of space ****s for the following special announcement...
Call this fair warning to those who encounter my brethren and myself. If you wish to survive an encounter with us heed my advice. Granted I do realize some of you may indeed be able to win in battle, however for those who do not wish to roll that dice the following will leave you intact.
First and foremost if you do encounter us, for the love of all that is holy stop your ship. If you try to run for the gate or whatever, we have no choice but to destroy your ship and or your pod.
Secondly donÆt log off, mouthing off in local in a rude manner, and or refusing to pay our tolls. Due to the fact that it can be so darn hard to replace ships in this game we realize this and have opted to give people the opportunity to save them a lot of hard work. Maybe were just getting too soft, but itÆs a courtesy that will only last if people show appreciation of that courtesy.
Lastly donÆt stall; we know when someone is trying to kill time until forces can arrive. If someone shows up in local and your being held hostage youÆll be destroyed immediately. Therefore it is in your best interests to pay us promptly upon being stopped.
If you can follow the simple advice above you live if not you die. It really is all up to you, ask anyone we have encountered we are true to our word. If you attempt to take advantage of any of our courtesies your name is put on a running list we have of people who are KOS. To date I do believe there is only one name on that list which has not been KOS, due to their lack of cooperation. Sorry for the interuption and thank you for your time.
...And now back to your programming
Yeah, in other words... "don't run for the gate" ?!? Why ? Cuz if you stop it's easier for them to kill your ship ! - Nice advice - lol ! Tell ya what... I'd choose to run every time with a minimum of 2 warp core stabs and my handy MWD - hehe.
SWEET routinely sells BPC's in Sing Laison and Essence Regions. |
Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2003.12.29 19:31:00 -
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another thread in general
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage
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