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RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.04.16 20:01:00 -
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Betcha didn't know that:
Originally by: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/England
England (pronounced ing-ger-lund) is widely regarded as the largest export of jealous haters of Scotland in the world. As of 2006, its full name is England, "+44870 100 200" with the capital city of 0870 100 200 which replaced Londoun when Call Centres officially overtook the government. England was created in 1066 by the Queen. England is (without question) the greatest country on earth as long as you have no sense of smell, aren't fleeing opression and/our ethnic cleansing in your homeland our happen to be french, and don't mind working in a Call centre.
Just thought you guys would like to know.
Uncyclopedia ftw!!!
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Cougem
Defile. Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.16 21:14:00 -
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Ah that reminds me, I keep meaning to rewrite the uncyclopedia page on this fictitious land called Scootland. It seems people have left out the bit about it being full of people with massive inferiority complexes who strive for independence whilst getting most of their national spending from the Ingerlish taxpayers they despise, ignoring the fact that they are in a recession. Oh and then some mad ex-James Bond actor goes around saying the Ingerlish are stealing their oil, even though is contributes relatively little to GDP anyway since the rich British oil countries get most of their oil from over-seas and deals with Russia anyway. They can have their oil to be honest, shame they haven't got the industry.
Can of worms opened  
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Amataras
Minmatar Elite United Corp Antigo Dominion
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Posted - 2007.04.16 21:42:00 -
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Quote: The American Government is modeled after that of the Galactic Republic. Each of the states, plus Coca-Cola, McDonalds, Wal-Mart and the world of crime (in thanks for being influential in politics) sends one ambassador to the senate. These ambassadors are given the title 'Jar Jar' and are required by law to refer to themselves as 'Meesa' and their fellow ambassadors as 'Yousa'.
the USA article caused me to laugh up most of my internal organs     --------
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RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.04.16 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: Amataras
Quote: The American Government is modeled after that of the Galactic Republic. Each of the states, plus Coca-Cola, McDonalds, Wal-Mart and the world of crime (in thanks for being influential in politics) sends one ambassador to the senate. These ambassadors are given the title 'Jar Jar' and are required by law to refer to themselves as 'Meesa' and their fellow ambassadors as 'Yousa'.
the USA article caused me to laugh up most of my internal organs    
The US Presidents page almost got me in trouble at work from laughing so hard.
Originally by: George Washington
George Washington led a quiet, yet lecherous life, married only to 17 people, 6 inantimate objects, and 322 wild apes. His favourite of his spouses was unquestionably JaJa the Wild Ape, whom had caused George Washington to coin the term "Harriet Tubman" for reasons that I think you know. Every Thursday George would dance upon the hilly keep of Count Chocula's castle, shortly before having sex with wild apes.
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Mimiru
Gallente Shiva Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2007.04.17 00:11:00 -
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Originally by: RedFall
Originally by: Amataras
Quote: The American Government is modeled after that of the Galactic Republic. Each of the states, plus Coca-Cola, McDonalds, Wal-Mart and the world of crime (in thanks for being influential in politics) sends one ambassador to the senate. These ambassadors are given the title 'Jar Jar' and are required by law to refer to themselves as 'Meesa' and their fellow ambassadors as 'Yousa'.
the USA article caused me to laugh up most of my internal organs    
The US Presidents page almost got me in trouble at work from laughing so hard.
Originally by: George Washington
George Washington led a quiet, yet lecherous life, married only to 17 people, 6 inantimate objects, and 322 wild apes. His favourite of his spouses was unquestionably JaJa the Wild Ape, whom had caused George Washington to coin the term "Harriet Tubman" for reasons that I think you know. Every Thursday George would dance upon the hilly keep of Count Chocula's castle, shortly before having sex with wild apes.
Linkage
I love how the pic of van buren is jsut a pic of van buren. i lol'd ---------
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Howling Jinn
Kongsberg Vaapenfabrikk Amarr branch.
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Posted - 2007.04.17 05:04:00 -
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Edited by: Howling Jinn on 17/04/2007 05:01:53 haha thats brilliant
i didnt even get beyond the main page before milk came out my nose
"April 17: Genocide Appreciation Day "
 
dunno why but i searched for *******
"This article is about *******s. For the president of the United States, please see George Bush."
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Godlesswanderer
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2007.04.17 07:19:00 -
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Black Knight
Since the Black Knight always triumphs, and Chuck Norris cannot possibly lose, it is well advised that the rulers of this universe refrain from placing them in the same plane. It may well cause the universe to implode or incur the wrath of god. -------------------------
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Ombey
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Posted - 2007.04.17 09:53:00 -
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iPod
Various iPods have been released and preceded, including:
* iPod Micro - Holds 50,001 songs, iPhoto, HD video compatible * iPod Pequeħo - Holds 1,000,000 songs, iPhoto, HD video compatible, iCalendar goes up to year 9000 * iPod iNvisa - Holds 8,000,000 songs, every photo ever taken, Pong, iWatch with 48 hour clock * iPod Miniscula - Holds 60,000,000 songs, every photo that will be taken, iCalendar to year 200000

-- 2d EveMaps
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Nyana
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Posted - 2007.04.17 15:34:00 -
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The page about Richard M. Stallman *****s me up every time.
Quote: Richard Malodorous Stallman (also known as "rms", "GNU/Stallman", and sometimes Karl Marx) is the author and most prominent proponent of the Grand Unified Theory of Free & Accessible Technology (GUTFAT), and the founder of the GNU. GNU is a clever and descriptive but decidedly non-recursive acronym standing for Generally Not Used.
Essentially, rms's theory states that it is more important for software to be free than to be usable.
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Amataras
Minmatar Elite United Corp Antigo Dominion
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Posted - 2007.04.17 17:04:00 -
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theres no eve online page yet though  --------
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