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Johnny Gurkha
Caldari
The Aduro Protocol
Ground Zeero
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Posted - 2007.04.18 21:36:00 -
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I outdid myself last night, after numerous bottle of lager and the odd glass of Port I joined an alliance 33 jumps from my home base. I hauled all my gear over with my hauling alt - over 12000m3 worth and no stabs 
As I am an ebil piwate I podded it myself and joined up... all happy and dandy? No... I listened to them ramble crap in annoying nasal whines on Vent, read Alliance chat, looked at the comment on "Improving Your Sec" and thought "What the **** am I doing here with these muppets?"...
So this morning I reloaded my alts Bestower and crossed my fingers there weren't any blobs on the way back and after a couple of near misses I podded back again.
It took a long time...............
Now I've got 18 hours till I can quit  not sure if my corp is displayed when I post - soon find out muhahahaha 
Any other classics out there?
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RedFall
Irreligion
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Posted - 2007.04.18 21:39:00 -
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In my marine corp days I used to wait til my roommates passed out drunk then I would take a plastic bag and wrap it around their head. They would start breathing faster and faster and shallower and shallower. I would remove the bag right before their breathing stopped. Good times.
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Johnny Gurkha
Caldari
The Aduro Protocol
Ground Zeero
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Posted - 2007.04.18 21:41:00 -
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I should have said "Eve Related" now go back to your padded cell 
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Beef Hardslab
The 5 Amigo's LLC.
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Posted - 2007.04.18 21:44:00 -
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Passed out drunk outside a station in 0.0 after undocking to test my drake's tank. Nobody showed up, got bored, passed out, woke up four hours later still sitting there. Docked and went to bed.
Why there should be a breathalyzer to login to Eve:
 Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podding my own alt in a gatecamp while drunk, he was carrying a hauler full of tech II goods, Oops.
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Ralara
Caldari
Lilandri Foundation
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:01:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Gurkha
I outdid myself last night, after numerous bottle of lager and the odd glass of Port I joined an alliance 33 jumps from my home base. I hauled all my gear over with my hauling alt - over 12000m3 worth and no stabs
As I am an ebil piwate I podded it myself and joined up... all happy and dandy? No... I listened to them ramble crap in annoying nasal whines on Vent, read Alliance chat, looked at the comment on "Improving Your Sec" and thought "What the **** am I doing here with these muppets?"...
So this morning I reloaded my alts Bestower and crossed my fingers there weren't any blobs on the way back and after a couple of near misses I podded back again.
It took a long time...............
Now I've got 18 hours till I can quit not sure if my corp is displayed when I post - soon find out muhahahaha
Any other classics out there?
Flew 20 jumps through 0.0 after a ratting session to dock at an outpost. Thought I'd pressed "dock" but had only "warped to", turned off monitor and went to bed.
Woke up in a clone bay. 
I'm a corp thief. And remember, I only do it because I like your robot.
Nice Isk. I'll take it. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sicarri Covenant
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:15:00 -
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I podded my alt..... don't ask! 
Tic Toc Tic Toc , time is ticking ... ~Liz Kali
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Rooker
Lysian Enterprises
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:19:00 -
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Edited by: Rooker on 18/04/2007 22:17:45
Quote:
Stupidest Thing Done While Drunk?
Decided I was gonna attack a Nanophoon ...... alone...........................
... in a Thorax >_>
Victim: Rooker
Alliance: Fallen Souls
Corp: Dark-Rising
Destroyed: Thorax
System: GQ2S-8
Security: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: xxxxx (laid the final blow)
Security: 1.6
Alliance: xxxxx
Corp: xxxxx
Ship: Typhoon
Weapon: Wrath Cruise Missile
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Rikher
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Gurkha
I outdid myself last night, after numerous bottle of lager and the odd glass of Port I joined an alliance 33 jumps from my home base. I hauled all my gear over with my hauling alt - over 12000m3 worth and no stabs
As I am an ebil piwate I podded it myself and joined up... all happy and dandy? No... I listened to them ramble crap in annoying nasal whines on Vent, read Alliance chat, looked at the comment on "Improving Your Sec" and thought "What the **** am I doing here with these muppets?"...
So this morning I reloaded my alts Bestower and crossed my fingers there weren't any blobs on the way back and after a couple of near misses I podded back again.
It took a long time...............
Now I've got 18 hours till I can quit not sure if my corp is displayed when I post - soon find out muhahahaha
Any other classics out there?
That's just classic!
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50freefly > one day when I'm filthy rich I am going to officer fit a noobship
50freefly > and go pvping in it |
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CCP Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:38:00 -
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Target call on teamspeak when I was so intoxicated ( got back from party) that I couldnŠt remember what those thingies were called, you know. Every pirate fits them..uuhhh..eehhhh.. They stop people from going away. Finally someone said scramblers and it was decided, I would call targets for that evening.
Primary is red thingy on the right!
Only time I was on in that stae
Why is this signature pink?
It is a mystery
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ZeusCommander
Amarr
Omni-Core Freedom Fighters
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:39:00 -
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"shakes head"
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Moridin
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:45:00 -
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forgott to update the clone. 2 times.
i have now 3 times finnished caldari battleship 5 |
Clair Bear
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:46:00 -
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Misread number of zeroes on a contract, 500M to a scammer. Got a bit upset, did some more trading to dig myself out of the hole. An hour later, another -500M down, same story.
That's when I decided to quit while I was 'ahead' and just go to bed.
p.s. wish there were more 'ignore contracts from this scammer' slots for all the scam alts. 
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MrRookie
Caldari
Dark and Light inc.
D-L
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:50:00 -
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Doing lvl 4 missions in expensive setups, falling asleep...
Sig removed. Please email us at [email protected] if you would like to know why. -Conuion Meow
May I have pink next time plz? |
Benco97
Gallente
Multiverse Corporation
The Core Collective
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:54:00 -
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I have never been very very drunk and then logged onto the forums and made lots of theads about how much I love everyone. Several times.
Never, anyone with proof/pics to the contrary is lieing!
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
shivan
Rampage Eternal
Ka-Tet
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Posted - 2007.04.18 22:59:00 -
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This is way back when in June 2003 when all I could afford to fly was a probe.
Got home after a heavy night, and thought it would be a good idea to do some mining.
Got out the probe.
Warped to a belt.
Passed out.
Woke up 4 hours later in a low sec system with my ship in one peice.
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RAM KB |
Firane
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.04.18 23:02:00 -
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Posted in CAOD
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Pooka
Caldari
United Space Aillance USA
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Posted - 2007.04.18 23:23:00 -
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got three accounts on eve while I still had 3 accounts on earth and beyond.
PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.04.18 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: RedFall
In my marine corp days I used to wait til my roommates passed out drunk then I would take a plastic bag and wrap it around their head. They would start breathing faster and faster and shallower and shallower. I would remove the bag right before their breathing stopped. Good times.
*Snip* for profanity - Timmeh win right here...wow...
Never had the pleasure/curse of playing Eve while intoxicated...but I've done plenty of foolish things without.
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Galk
Gallente
Autumn Tactics
All the things she said
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Posted - 2007.04.19 00:04:00 -
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Ok.
Simplest answer.. i think i was 17 at the time.
One of my mates was egg'ing me on to down pints, think i 6 or something in a row before he called enough, we did the rest of the night till kicking out time.
Crawled up town toward my mates house.. dominos pizza was dead center along the way, allways a 10 minute wait... i remember sitting on the wall outside waiting.... then it became bleary, fell off the back of it... ended up at the house, woke up in the shower, i remember a brief 10 seconds of waking up....
Next morning... i woke up in bed with my mate....
Wooooo...
Keeping in mind, obviously i realy had no idea.. i was paralectic the moment i sat down on that wall
Straight up answer to the question, times iv'e been plasterd after coming back from the pub, all day benders, or the club... back to eve in the early hours...
Allsorts, stupid invasions where iv'e lost ship after ship without a care, with friends and enemies wondering wtf i was doing.... decked by npc's at gates, to be podded a couple of hours later by a player, few times i decided to set destination low sec on ap...
Gota love it... i remember one night i got sold into buying about 200 of those jove body parts for a 100 odd million.. i remember the guy saying at the time.. unlucky mate... deadline passed about 10 minutes ago...
If only id left the pub 15 minutes earlier
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Lorth
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2007.04.19 00:22:00 -
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I walked into a mirror and then got in a fist fight with the guy who pushed me.
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evil penguin
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Posted - 2007.04.19 00:26:00 -
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Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.04.19 00:27:00 -
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Originally by: Galk
Next morning... i woke up in bed with my mate....
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Elgar Lightfoot
Lightfoot Industries
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Posted - 2007.04.19 00:45:00 -
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Stupidest thing = Getting drunk in the first place.
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evil penguin
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.04.19 00:49:00 -
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Originally by: Elgar Lightfoot
Stupidest thing = Getting drunk in the first place.
True, if you'r retarded like me you have no need for artificial stimulants.
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SilentBladez
Imperial Knights
The Crimson Federation
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Posted - 2007.04.19 02:00:00 -
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Renewed my account. Back in 2003 |
Tista
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Posted - 2007.04.19 02:08:00 -
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does being born count because i think that would be weird
Originally by: Kruel
Originally by: Admiral Pieg
I kind of feel for you guys, i really do, but making whine threads and throwing temper tantrums arent the answer mate.
Why not, it worked for the carebears? |
Distilled Insanity
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Posted - 2007.04.19 04:59:00 -
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i didnt do this but i was ratting with this guy in lowsec:
"wow these rats take my armor down really fast."
"wtf why? you are in a brutix"
"i dont know, they just keep hitting and hitting me"
"tom, did you turn your repper on?"
"no.... **** ive been clickin on a damage control the whole time"
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"pretty much" -Me |
Kylar Renpurs
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Posted - 2007.04.19 05:28:00 -
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I went to jita and announced "Who want's free isk?" to the obvious cries of scammer until people realised those who asked actually got a mil isk in their pocket. Woke up 20 mil isk lighter, not a huge amount, but i dont know what posessed me.
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.04.19 05:30:00 -
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Edited by: Kuolematon on 19/04/2007 05:26:58
Originally by: SilentBladez
Renewed my account. Back in 2003
And we have a winner!
I don't drink but playing all night long will cause me fall randomly asleep at keyboard .. while doing gate camp .. in hostile terratory. Luckily, I survived! Neener!
Oh and being in ****ed mood, I go to CAOD and do usual trolling and then alliance people cry that certain another big alliance which I just trolled is furious about my trolling and threatening to eat our babies. Fun times!
Proud member of Cult of War and Amarr 4tw
Finnish people seeking PvP, contact me ingame!
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Ralara
Caldari
Lilandri Foundation
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Posted - 2007.04.19 05:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kylar Renpurs
I went to jita and announced "Who want's free isk?" to the obvious cries of scammer until people realised those who asked actually got a mil isk in their pocket. Woke up 20 mil isk lighter, not a huge amount, but i dont know what posessed me.
Done that before, i was giving away my old stuff that i couldnt be bothered to move after changing corps. Accidently gave away a gist c type large booster
I'm a corp thief. And remember, I only do it because I like your robot.
Nice Isk. I'll take it. |
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