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Ciar Meara
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Posted - 2003.12.30 23:38:00 -
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Edited by: Ciar Meara on 30/12/2003 23:40:09
Hail amarr and I also acknowledge the other les pure readers, I would like to introduce you all with the new pr departement of PIE.
Knowing full well that battles are not only fought in space but also in the vast networks
of cyberspace we are here to defend the strength and honor we allready maintain in normal space. Slander and lies shall be dealt with so that those with enough willpower and the willingness to accept the truth shall be able to learn what it is to be Amarr.
As of now I shall be one of the official press secretaries of the PIE corperation
this has been ordered so by the current commanders of PIE. I will be one of the official mouthpieces of our mighty organisation furthering our goals and explaining our ideals to those who are willing to listen to the devine truth of our Cause.
A small introduction to avoid misunderstandings is in order.
We in PIE are a hardline empire driven corperation that will die to the last man protecting our Scriptures, our Empire and our Emperor.
We wholy accept the rule of the current ruler Doriam Kor Azor as the rightgeous and true Amarr emperor, may he live a thousand years and may his enemies die a thousand deaths.
We support slave trade, the minmatar reconqista and the right of the Amarr empire to spread the devine message of our scriptures to any other empire in any way it sees fit to do so.
We will act against anyone breaking the law in amarr space and threating the security of our
great empire with petty meaningless attacks and piracy.
We particulary attack those minmatar organisations that have declared their terrorist intentions in public or by their actions and will activly seek them out and destroy them wherever they are.
We are not part of any alliance save the CVA the Curatores Veritatis alliance, an organistation of likeminded "amarr only" corperations.
Any questions or comments can be left here and one of our scribes may see fit to enlighten even the most unworthy of you.
PIE Inc
A friend of death, a brother of luck and a son of a *****
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Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2003.12.30 23:42:00 -
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typical ammarian hot air, Ill keep smackin ya convoys, shootin down calds and ammars and they allied in minmatar space and wut not
and when full war be declared, ya be seeing me in that too
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Tell my tale to those who ask.
Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly.
If this world was supposed to be friendly
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Einheriar Ulrich
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Posted - 2003.12.31 00:51:00 -
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Edited by: Einheriar Ulrich on 31/12/2003 00:51:46
Well good of PIE coming out of the closset, we all knew you where damn slavers all along
But anyway we will kill you when we see you, as will the rest of the minmatar freedom groups.
By the way this is an answer from Oracle, not CA
So Say I. Einheriar Ulrich of the Bloodline of Einheriar.
****Minion Of VOTF****
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Viqer Fell
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Posted - 2003.12.31 00:57:00 -
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Roll on the PR machine eh? Does this mean that PIE need a spindoctor full time to make up more numbers of ships killed or will this new mouthpiece speak the truth untainted?
Ok, so what the hell is this Golden Ratio? |
GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2003.12.31 01:47:00 -
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Edited by: GeoNoSiS on 31/12/2003 01:49:53
We, or at least I never said I wasnŠt a slaver...
In fact in another thread Linkage, me and some other PIE members, declared that they were slavers...
Got any?
*edit*
found the link, turns out it was at the top of the summit 
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.12.31 02:39:00 -
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Roll on the PR machine eh? Does this mean that PIE need a spindoctor full time to make up more numbers of ships killed or will this new mouthpiece speak the truth untainted?
You pathethic dog! You actually suggest we lie, break the Holy truth!
We've engaged you in one full fledged fleet battle only, you cowardous dog, and in that one we ripped your hulls apart like the soul less dogs you were.
Come again and I shall feed you pain once more.
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.31 02:42:00 -
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Well spoken
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Akunosh Ryo
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Posted - 2003.12.31 04:31:00 -
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I dont need to learn to be like an Amarr. It's so simple anyone can do it. All you need to do is sit on your ass all day and order others around to do your work for you.
A once retired pilot, now, once again helping those that fight the good fight. |
Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.31 04:39:00 -
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and we do it real good, go back to work slave
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Akunosh Ryo
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Posted - 2003.12.31 04:50:00 -
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and we do it real good, go back to work slave
Well from the time the Amarr have risen to power on Amarr prime to this date, I'm glad to see they have one thing going for them.
BTW how is your Emperor going to visit every planet in the Amarrian Empire?
A once retired pilot, now, once again helping those that fight the good fight. |
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Isiana
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Posted - 2003.12.31 05:14:00 -
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He flies with Amarr Airlines Ofcourse 
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Akunosh Ryo
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Posted - 2003.12.31 05:18:00 -
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Edited by: Akunosh Ryo on 31/12/2003 05:18:30
Lol. Thats not what I meant.
I've looked at the maps and the Amarr Empire is huge. Spread over what three to five regions? Plus suppose that every system has at least one habitable planet. How in hell is he going to visit everyone? It'll take years.
A once retired pilot, now, once again helping those that fight the good fight. |
GeoNoSiS
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Posted - 2003.12.31 05:46:00 -
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Then so be it!
btw, I see you now favour our ship construction
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Akunosh Ryo
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Posted - 2003.12.31 05:52:00 -
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Well of course I like it after I painted it Minmatar ship colours and added extra pieces of scrap metal to her.
Just kidding. It's a nice ship. Just confused because I could have sworn it had 4 hislots and not 3. 
A once retired pilot, now, once again helping those that fight the good fight. |
Viqer Fell
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Posted - 2003.12.31 08:56:00 -
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You pathethic dog! You actually suggest we lie, break the Holy truth!
Well yes and no, I suggest that on multiple occasions news stories have been released by Pie where the combatants have subsequently disputed the numbers of kills claimed. Whether in error or by design I would not presume to say. As such though, it was enough of a concern of mine to voice it, to put in place internal reporting procedures to ensure that I am made aware of all entanglements between the PFM and Pie.
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We've engaged you in one full fledged fleet battle only, you cowardous dog, and in that one we ripped your hulls apart like the soul less dogs you were.
Come again and I shall feed you pain once more.
Ah my humourous friend, it is obvious you need never lie for you wield the truth like you would candy floss , it's all sugar, hot air and spin.
For the uninformed we have engaged Pie's Pilots on multiple occasions spanning the galaxy from Amarr to Molden Heath. What Gaius refers too is the one occasion where we engaged a large battle fleet alongside Oracle.
Gaius do not presume to suggest that because we do not fight en masse in fleets of multiple battleships that we are cowards. In fact many could cast that arguement right back at you for your unwillingness to turn up with less than a few friendly bs's by your side but not I. I am always a proponent of getting the odds on my side and if that means having more numbers than the enemy well so be it.
For that matter on terms of ship numbers I believe that we still hold the higher kill number so far between Pie and the PFM although I do not have specific numbers to hand and am going off my slightly groggy memory here :)
To those who read these words I would say this, beware those who so loudly proclaim to speak truth when none have accused them of lying. THEIR truth is not necessarily THE truth.
Ok, so what the hell is this Golden Ratio? |
Makkar
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Posted - 2003.12.31 10:15:00 -
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So in this startling new turn of events, we learn that PIE are switching from posturing on the forums proclaiming absolute superiority, despite what actually transpires in space, to an all new line of posturing in the forums proclaiming absolute superiority, despite what actually transpires in space.
I suppose you'll be spraying over the yellowy cream and gold paint on your ships with gold and yellowy cream, too?
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Ciar Meara
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Posted - 2003.12.31 13:29:00 -
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Edited by: Ciar Meara on 31/12/2003 13:30:48
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So in this startling new turn of events, we learn that PIE are switching from posturing on the forums proclaiming absolute superiority,
We have no need to PROVE our superiority you you terrorist scum, we are by nature superior just by being amarr we and our ni kunni equals have been granted the task of teaching others the Truth so that they after long and hard work perhaps can join us in our Cause, but for now we are the only ones who can lead, teach and indeed punish you, you are still children ignorant to the grant Truth in the universe struggling against us, we are in fact your guardians and we shall teach you wether you want it or not.
To those that have read this and want to learn to walk in the light of the Scripture, talk to amarr organisations, join us and others so you can cast light in the dark existens of the heretic wheter it is by the holy light of the Scriptures or the hot blinding scorching of the amarr laser one way or another they shall learn!
To those that read this and respond in their usual postering way, postering shall not aid you, for god is on our side and you have nothing but the empty darkness of space to hide you.
PIE Inc
A friend of death, a brother of luck and a son of a *****
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.31 13:37:00 -
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ahaha. PR for PIE... what's next? Tourism bureau for the Inquisition? How are your diplomatic statements going to work, exactly? "We are right. God says so. You are wrong. Serve the Empire or Die. End transmission."
you've got your work cut out for ya, that's for sure 
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Bad Harlequin
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Posted - 2003.12.31 13:39:00 -
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So in this startling new turn of events, we learn that PIE are switching from posturing on the forums proclaiming absolute superiority, despite what actually transpires in space, to an all new line of posturing in the forums proclaiming absolute superiority, despite what actually transpires in space.
I suppose you'll be spraying over the yellowy cream and gold paint on your ships with gold and yellowy cream, too?
You have been in rare form today, sir. And you owe me a new keyboard and a cup of coffee
You are in a maze of twisty little asteroids, all alike. |
Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2003.12.31 14:06:00 -
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Do you dogs find some lowish pleasure in perverting that which we in PIE have elevated to amongst our most Holy and Valued virtues?
The Truth
I take grave personal insult to this, and in my eyes it belittles your Honor beyond repairable measure.
Your infested minds and sickening traditions aside, when we face off in the vast darkness of the void, we should Honor the Foe.
Rise above the quagmire you were born into, your genetic inferiority, and show yourselves capable of Honor!
As for your underhanded tactics...
We have indeed lost vessels in singular engagements where our pilots have been vastly outnumbered. Yet we, unlike you, stand our ground and Die Proud for the Empire. Our Faith and Zeal can not be matched, by any Foe. It is called Defiance through action, as opposed to your belittling defiance through words.
When we gather the Fleet we play on our strength, and then you quiver and break, time after time. I have yet to participate in a fleet engagement in which the Golden Horde of the Praetorians have not held the field and claimed victory.
That is the Truth.
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Makkar
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Posted - 2003.12.31 14:22:00 -
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You have been in rare form today, sir. And you owe me a new keyboard and a cup of coffee
As you say, my good form is rare. Consider it payback.
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.12.31 15:40:00 -
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Edited by: Discorporation on 31/12/2003 15:40:42
Minmatar:
You don't like us, we don't like you.
Let's keep it that way.
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Errol Dinn
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Posted - 2004.01.02 03:28:00 -
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Just one question what flavor of PIE are you? Apple, cherry, oh I know Rhubarbs!
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2004.01.02 03:49:00 -
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Just one question what flavor of PIE are you? Apple, cherry, oh I know Rhubarbs!
You I serve the laser death flavor ;)
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Akunosh Ryo
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Posted - 2004.01.02 03:51:00 -
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PIE's like that pizza with everything on it. Because it has every type of werid ass Amarrian loyalist you could imagine.
*Down's more Amarrian Ale.*
A once retired pilot, now, once again helping those that fight the good fight. |
Isiana
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Posted - 2004.01.02 04:55:00 -
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*flatterd* 
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Slithereen2
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Posted - 2004.01.02 06:24:00 -
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I like them bald. *ah*
Love Slaves for Bald Headed Amarrian Men |
Akunosh Ryo
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Posted - 2004.01.02 06:33:00 -
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Loves this Amarrian ale.
Wait a minute whats that have to do with PIE.....
A once retired pilot, now, once again helping those that fight the good fight. |
Isiana
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Posted - 2004.01.02 06:57:00 -
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A.L.E,Amarrian Legitamet Entertainment, P.I.E sister corp, delivers ale all over the galaxy
serve it cold with a P.I.E
Carebear|Me
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Akunosh Ryo
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Posted - 2004.01.02 15:45:00 -
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Edited by: Akunosh Ryo on 02/01/2004 15:53:35
Hmm.....
I knew you PIE monkey's weren't so bad after all. Any way I can get a personal delivery to my HQ in Eram?
A once retired pilot, now, once again helping those that fight the good fight. |
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