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5amm
Caldari The Archaeological Squirrel Society
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Posted - 2007.04.25 03:09:00 -
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Friendly neighborhood squirrel here. I wanted to share with the world a little something something. It seems that someone thinks that they can "own" the ENTIRE Gallente COSMOS area. They are sending in two clowns to greif the local corps. They are TheZapper and Fasthand Joe. Notice the similar corp names. So far his acts have actually been embarrasing for him and is not an immediate threat to anyone with a brain. I wanted to see how the community felt about this issue. We wardecked him as soon as we heard he was trying to claim deltole. We hack for our invention there as im sure do most of you. Well, below is the mailer he sent to the corps he has wardecs on.
2007.04.18 03:53 You ignored the mining ban.
My employer has agreed to give you a way out though.
Two conditions: a. Contribute n=1 Battlecruiser T3 or T1 BS of your choice. Will be used to help enforce the ban. (Consider yourselfs like Japan in Iraq, they 'help' the US, but not so openly). b. Do not mine in algintal. You are welcome to stay otherwise.
In return, you will not be harassed by my corp or my employer's other agents in the area (provided b. aboev is maintained) and in fact if someone harrasses you, you will have preferential defense agreement made to you and your corp.
If you decide to accept this, the agreement will remain confidential between us.
B/r, FHJ.
^Fasthand Joe
Ok so it seems that he may want to own the place. My corp dosent mine, but ill be damned if homeboy here is going to own a cosmos anything.... even a cosmos-beefjerkey-spacefart! Not here to recruit or cry for help at all. Just thought some of you would like to know. Buckle up and fly safe everyone. Thanks for your time.
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Sebesto
Minmatar Momentum. Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2007.04.25 03:35:00 -
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Givem a T3 BC... Since T3 BC's won't be in for a long time...
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Kingdoc
Phoenix Knights Dark Nebula Galactic Empire
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Posted - 2007.04.25 03:49:00 -
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im second in a cosmos-beefjerky-spacefart thread!
That might be the best combonation of words i have ever read in an EvE fourm thread. ================================== Wars of aggression are popular nowadays with those nations convinced that only victory and conquest could improve their material well-being. ~Ludwig von Mises |

Spenz
Gallente FIRMA Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.04.25 03:53:00 -
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Fasthand Joe has been griefing the Gallente Cosmos plex for as long as I can remember.
Im still up 2 for 1 on him in ships.
If I had an Alt I would probably post with it... |

Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.04.25 04:22:00 -
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Originally by: 5amm a. Contribute n=1 Battlecruiser T3 or T1 BS of your choice. Will be used to help enforce the ban. (Consider yourselfs like Japan in Iraq, they 'help' the US, but not so openly).
    
His mail is hilarious.
Ignore him.
--23 Member--
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Varus Riaz
Gallente The Durandal Organization
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Posted - 2007.04.25 04:45:00 -
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Yea, Fasthand Joe's been around for a while. He's the first guy my corp ever had a war with. If you show him you can defend yourselves he'll mostly leave you alone. My advise is to gank him either solo or in a gang until he stops bugging you.
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True Ace
Gallente Knights of the Rose
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Posted - 2007.04.25 04:58:00 -
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My corp declared war on him and TheZapper for the simple fact he only fights guys new to the game. Joe hasnt logged-in in 3 days and we organized 4-5 corps to harrass zapper. They dock and gate too often and i dnt have the luxory of blowing up the station.  IM YOUR KING'S KING. |

Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.04.25 05:14:00 -
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But everyone knows who are true Kings of Deltole
 
Proud member of Cult of War and Amarr 4tw Finnish people seeking PvP, contact me ingame!
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True Ace
Gallente Knights of the Rose
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Posted - 2007.04.25 05:27:00 -
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Lol doesnt matter to me who lays claim to deltole. Joe messed up when he came next door to Augnais and stirred up trouble. IM YOUR KING'S KING. |

Ace Frehley
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2007.04.25 05:34:00 -
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SHOOT THE cosmos-beefjerkey-spacefart!! Do it until cosmos-beefjerkey falls off so he gets reduced to a spacefart. EH what the he.., blast the space of him aswell so he is only a fart....
Girljerms is more lethal then a fleet of 1000 Tempests Yeah I¦m nude, I¦m a swede and I¦m armed with bad jokes |
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Spenz
Gallente FIRMA Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.04.25 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Kuolematon But everyone knows who are true Kings of Deltole
 
You KNOW you want to kill him Kuol. Do it for old times sake.....for ME! I will give you a kiss if you do...
If I had an Alt I would probably post with it... |

mematar
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.04.25 05:47:00 -
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Haha Fasthand Joe 
I still remember him from when PERVS were the "controlling corporation" in Deltole. He dropped a can next to my Punisher, in his Wolf. Shortly, he got his ass kicked, big time :p
But no, he didn't get enough, he undocks his Typhoon, I change to my Hurricane and kill his Typhoon too :p
Didn't see him for few weeks after that.
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mematar
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United Cult of War
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Posted - 2007.04.25 05:48:00 -
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Edited by: mematar on 25/04/2007 05:44:42
Originally by: Spenz
Originally by: Kuolematon But everyone knows who are true Kings of Deltole
 
You KNOW you want to kill him Kuol. Do it for old times sake.....for ME! I will give you a kiss if you do...
Kiss for me? I have killed him twice like I posted above at the same time as you posted this ^.^
EDIT: Linkage <- Find our killboard link from somewhere there (Shouldn't be too hard :P) and search from Fasthand Joe.
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Vanaar
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Posted - 2007.04.25 05:53:00 -
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I got a kill on him, but he wasn't always there, when I first started playing I mined the belts all the time, and 20 in local was alot.
Now the belts are dry, Fasthand Joe claims to be paid to stop the mining around the area. Whos mining the belts dry??
Maybe go to the source?
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amarrian king
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Posted - 2007.04.25 06:01:00 -
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Edited by: amarrian king on 25/04/2007 06:01:32 maybe if they used t2 equipment they might live longer. in the 3 bs kills we got from them only two t2 modules were even equipped.
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Rasterman Ganja
Minmatar GanjaCorp Security Services
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Posted - 2007.04.25 07:06:00 -
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And how exactly does one 'own' a 0.5, anyways? It's like having a group of smacktards trying to NBSI and play 0.0 games in lowsec...say around, Taff...Say with an name similar to *ndless *orizon.
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sliver 0xD
Cosmic Odyssey YouWhat
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Posted - 2007.04.25 11:28:00 -
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looks to me that they want to get isk from u with a meaningless war threath :) i would strip all belts in algintal to **** em off ;)
looks to me that if u can do deltole plex then u can surely kick some pirate nub buts :) a blackhole is, where god divided by zero.
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Spenz
Gallente FIRMA Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.04.25 11:58:00 -
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Big thing that you should watch out for is hacking while warp scrambler frigates have you locked down. I wouldnt put it past Fasthand to remote rep the frigates so that you can never escape and ultimately die.
If I had an Alt I would probably post with it... |

Silvestri
Minmatar FIRMA
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Posted - 2007.04.25 12:08:00 -
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I used to watch Joe start trouble with his wolf and then dock and come out in a BS...lol
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5amm
Caldari The Archaeological Squirrel Society
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Posted - 2007.04.25 15:39:00 -
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Well, we will continue to own him everytime he shows up. Lately he has been running like a girl. He likes to jumpclone to Amarr space to make some money after we corner him. Sad to be owned by a few small and relatively new indy corps. I have a huge feeling that thezapper and fasthand joe are siamese twins...... If you know what I mean. People like this guy usually have no friends I will personally be stripping the belts in the constellation and wish to offer the ore for free to anyone in the area. So keep your eye out for a "free nuts" cargo container. I publically swear that no agression will occur if you decide to take this ore. I do not want any of it. Thanks all again and fly safe.
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Richard Villiers
Gallente Quid Pro Quo
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Posted - 2007.04.25 17:03:00 -
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I might relocate to Deltole soon, just to violate all his demands (and his corpses).  _____
Originally by: Neon Genesis This forum is about opinion, however, you are wrong.
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PHPR Freighter
Minmatar PTS Industries United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.04.25 17:44:00 -
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Since he seems like to be a farmer of the COSMOS plex, I do not know if he is selling the isk, as COSMOS can bring in alot of isk. Depending on the area. We are going to investigate this matter as soon as our war with Privateers ends.
If you can supply us what kind of ships he flies, and what kind of fittings he has, then we can further deal with him. Corp info is also nice.
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5amm
Caldari The Archaeological Squirrel Society
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Posted - 2007.04.25 19:17:00 -
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23,794 units of Silvery Omber given away so far in Deltole. Come and get it!
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True Ace
Gallente Knights of the Rose
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Posted - 2007.04.25 19:31:00 -
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thezapper's skills http://ineve.net/skills/character.php?charID=MjIzNzQ5OTcz zapper has an abaddon and raven. he had a domi but took care of that already.
fashand joe flys a hurricane typhoon rupture and various other mimnatar ships. neither use t2 guns and rarely has a t2 tank. they occasionally use t2 drones. They both are part of one man corps. IM YOUR KING'S KING. |

5amm
Caldari The Archaeological Squirrel Society
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Posted - 2007.04.25 20:02:00 -
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yes, there are two one man corps. Sausage smoking kings of Dallas and Chicago.
TheZapper does indeed use T2 ships and gear, but only at his mission spots in amarr. You would too if you were as pathetic. We have been running finder agents and will be happy to give last position on either Fasthand Joe or TheZapper. Thanks again Community 
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Wraithborn
Gallente Shadows of the Dead Aftermath Alliance
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Posted - 2007.04.26 00:57:00 -
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If i understand this right your ahving issues with a 2 man corp? that can not be a hard fix. Unless this guy is in a Mothership or Titan, I would say any 3-5 man group in just about any ship type (set up right) should be able to kill them non stop. Dont back down take this guy on and kick him out of your system.
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Icy Z
Superstars from Outer Space
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Posted - 2007.04.26 11:37:00 -
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Edited by: Icy Z on 26/04/2007 11:52:10
It was a theme she had On a scheme he had Told in a foreign land
To take life in EVE To the second birth And Fasthand Joe was in command
It was a flight on the wings Of a young boys dreams That flew too far away
Don't push too far Your dreams are cosmos in your hand Don't wish too hard Because they may come true And you can't help them You don't know what you might Have set upon yourself
Cosmos in your hand
Come from greed Never born of the seed Took life from a barren land Oh eyes wide Like a child in the form of man A prophecy for a fantasy A castle in his mind
Don't push too far Your dreams are cosmos in your hand Don't wish too hard Because they may come true And you can't help them You don't know what you might Have set upon yourself
Cosmos in your hand In your hand, your hand
Don't push too far Your dreams are cosmos in your hand Don't wish too hard Because they may come true And you can't help them You don't know what you might Have set upon yourself You shouldn't push too hard, no no Don't push too far Your dreams are cosmos in your hand Don't wish too hard Because they may come true And you can't help them You don't know what you might Have set upon yourself
Go Go Go, Fasthand Joe! 
much ♥ to ya'll, and take it icy Z |
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