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Pieter Tuulinen
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
7203
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Posted - 2017.03.09 19:36:51 -
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renwahh wrote:Any Women attending will be beaten with my other bat
Careful. It's against the conventions to use micro-scale weapons against civilians.
For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead
in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a
hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation Mercenary Coalition
1374
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Posted - 2017.03.09 20:22:27 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:renwahh wrote:Any Women attending will be beaten with my other bat Careful. It's against the conventions to use micro-scale weapons against civilians.
I was also under the assumption incendiaries were limited by Public Operation ROEs, but apparently we're throwing all the rules out of the airlock today. |
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
28963
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Posted - 2017.03.09 22:45:11 -
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Ameriya wrote:So, I've done plenty of things in my life, but the one thing that I've not done is the proper Amarrian Orgy; you know, like the ones in the holos. So, I thought to myself, "Self, why don't you just post? Surely some Amarr holder will see this and slide you an invitation." So, here I am!
Like I said, looking for a proper one: decadent, luxurious, and elegant. We have been watching the same holos I suppose.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
Osprey =ƒÜÇ
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3087
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Posted - 2017.03.10 16:56:42 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote:According to certain Gallentean cultural holo-documentaries I have seen, perhaps Miss Ameriya should consider joining a female only Holy order? So she wouldn't be able to fornicate with anyone? Ha! I like your thinking, Mr. Tuulinen!
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
2084
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Posted - 2017.03.10 17:02:46 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:According to certain Gallentean cultural holo-documentaries I have seen, perhaps Miss Ameriya should consider joining a female only Holy order? So she wouldn't be able to fornicate with anyone? Ha! I like your thinking, Mr. Tuulinen!
Ahahaha, no. A Gallente Convent has ALOT MORE fornicating.
And to blow your mind, all the participants are female. All the humans, at least. I am not sure what gender to assign to rubber missiles and furniture.
They also do 'unspeakable' things with rubber missiles and furniture.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2296
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Posted - 2017.03.10 18:19:14 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:According to certain Gallentean cultural holo-documentaries I have seen, perhaps Miss Ameriya should consider joining a female only Holy order? So she wouldn't be able to fornicate with anyone? Ha! I like your thinking, Mr. Tuulinen! Ahahaha, no. A Gallente Convent has ALOT MORE fornicating. And to blow your mind, all the participants are female. All the humans, at least. I am not sure what gender to assign to rubber missiles and furniture. They also do 'unspeakable' things with rubber missiles and furniture. Fornication is a rite of passage in all female Gallente Convents. A daily rite. Also, the things done to inanimate objects are, in fact, speakable.... just not in polite company or on the IGS. We have to keep it "clean" here.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
2413
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Posted - 2017.03.10 21:43:45 -
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I approve of this trolling of Diana "wiggly rubber Thorax queen" Kim.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Khaotique Savage
Phoenix Naval Operations Phoenix Naval Systems
4
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Posted - 2017.03.14 03:40:54 -
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Sinti Vailatti wrote:Luna Hanaya wrote:*gasp* There's no Such Thing !! *gasp* Oh Yes, There Is.
Haha, can confirm. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3091
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Posted - 2017.03.14 15:54:19 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:According to certain Gallentean cultural holo-documentaries I have seen, perhaps Miss Ameriya should consider joining a female only Holy order? So she wouldn't be able to fornicate with anyone? Ha! I like your thinking, Mr. Tuulinen! Ahahaha, no. A Gallente Convent has ALOT MORE fornicating. And to blow your mind, all the participants are female. All the humans, at least. I am not sure what gender to assign to rubber missiles and furniture. They also do 'unspeakable' things with rubber missiles and furniture. I see you missed biology in your school. Quite expected from someone of tribal origin. Without males fornicating is impossible. It is sad there are people who don't have basic anatomy education in our cluster.
May it be three times gallente with hedonism in power of ten, but you simply can't open a lock by another lock instead of a key.
Shame on your ignorance, tribal.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
2094
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Posted - 2017.03.14 16:09:29 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote:According to certain Gallentean cultural holo-documentaries I have seen, perhaps Miss Ameriya should consider joining a female only Holy order? So she wouldn't be able to fornicate with anyone? Ha! I like your thinking, Mr. Tuulinen! Ahahaha, no. A Gallente Convent has ALOT MORE fornicating. And to blow your mind, all the participants are female. All the humans, at least. I am not sure what gender to assign to rubber missiles and furniture. They also do 'unspeakable' things with rubber missiles and furniture. I see you missed biology in your school. Quite expected from someone of tribal origin. Without males fornicating is impossible. It is sad there are people who don't have basic anatomy education in our cluster. May it be three times gallente with hedonism in power of ten, but you simply can't open a lock by another lock instead of a key. Shame on your ignorance, tribal.
You need not need the original key to slot into the lock. Just any metal stick with the right pins will do. Or in the case of the woman's nether region, you don't need pins either. You only need a stick of the right diameter.
Tell you what. I will ship you about a whole of datadisc worth of vids featuring woman-on-woman action, woman-on-furniture action, woman-on-tree action, man-on-woman-on-man action, woman-on-man-on-woman action, woman-on-woman-while-the-man-watch action and various other combinations.
No animal-on-woman, animal-on-man, man-on-man-on-animal, woman-on-animal-on-woman or anything similar, though. That's a little too extreme for me.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3092
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Posted - 2017.03.14 16:16:11 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote: You need not need the original key to slot into the lock. Just any metal stick with the right pins will do. Or in the case of the woman's nether region, you don't need pins either. You only need a stick of the right diameter.
Tell you what. I will ship you about a whole of datadisc worth of vids featuring woman-on-woman action, woman-on-furniture action, woman-on-tree action, man-on-woman-on-man action, woman-on-man-on-woman action, woman-on-woman-while-the-man-watch action and various other combinations.
No animal-on-woman, animal-on-man, man-on-man-on-animal, woman-on-animal-on-woman or anything similar, though. That's a little too extreme for me.
Until you will make a children with a metal pin and will bring a proof of that, be so kind to leave the board and spare us from your outlandish and filthy perverted imagination.
Though your existence makes me almost believe your word about woman-on-tree action... I'd say you sound very similar to human and oak hybrid for being as smart as an... oak trunk.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
2094
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Posted - 2017.03.14 16:19:51 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote: You need not need the original key to slot into the lock. Just any metal stick with the right pins will do. Or in the case of the woman's nether region, you don't need pins either. You only need a stick of the right diameter.
Tell you what. I will ship you about a whole of datadisc worth of vids featuring woman-on-woman action, woman-on-furniture action, woman-on-tree action, man-on-woman-on-man action, woman-on-man-on-woman action, woman-on-woman-while-the-man-watch action and various other combinations.
No animal-on-woman, animal-on-man, man-on-man-on-animal, woman-on-animal-on-woman or anything similar, though. That's a little too extreme for me.
Until you will make a children with a metal pin and will bring a proof of that, be so kind to leave the board and spare us from your outlandish and filthy perverted imagination. Though your existence makes me almost believe your word about woman-on-tree action... I'd say you sound very similar to human and oak hybrid for being as smart as an... oak trunk.
Maybe I should point out that people may fornicate for reasons other than making children?
By the way, expect a petabyte-size datadisc filled to the brim with raunchy pornography featuring all the things I mentioned to be contracted to you by this weekend. It will be contracted to your reserved hangar in Jita.
Or I will just contact a locator agent to find your home station and have the datadisc shipped there by a third party courier.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Mizhara Del'thul
Coreli Corporation Mercenary Coalition
1396
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Posted - 2017.03.14 16:24:04 -
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Just make sure it's clearly labeled. Don't want any mishaps due to poorly, vaguely or subtly labeled packaging. |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2306
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Posted - 2017.03.15 04:23:42 -
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Diana Kim wrote: I'd say you sound very similar to human and oak hybrid. The quip about him being stupid not withstanding, you might want to choose your metaphors a bit more carefully. Men tend to take pride in their comparison to hard wood in this context.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Crayons
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2017.03.15 05:23:26 -
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Now, I don't know much about woman on tree action, but wouldn't there be splinters in province des oohlala? |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
2099
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Posted - 2017.03.15 05:26:31 -
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Crayons wrote:Now, I don't know much about woman on tree action, but wouldn't there be splinters in province des oohlala?
When has that ever stopped anyone?
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
69
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Posted - 2017.03.16 06:13:18 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:There are 'Amarr' who do those. They'll just probably remove all the fluids from your body after. And I'm not talking about the fun ones.
Hunny, we are the fun ones...
...Also, this thread takes me back to the Glamour Bunnies days...
But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose GÖÑ
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Graelyn
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
887
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Posted - 2017.03.16 11:11:25 -
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Hm. Kaleigh Doyle would burn this thread down.
Cardinal Graelyn
Imperial Liaison, I-RED
Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2929
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Posted - 2017.03.17 07:37:12 -
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Crayons wrote:Now, I don't know much about woman on tree action, but wouldn't there be splinters in province des oohlala?
Splinters tend to come from deadwood. As long as it's still live, strong, and has enough tree-goo in it to be supple, at most you're working about rough bark and a few knots.
And really, even Di wouldn't complain those. She's already speculating on Elmund's woody prowess. |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
71
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Posted - 2017.03.21 02:27:03 -
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Graelyn wrote:Hm. Kaleigh Doyle would burn this thread down.
I figured she'd tear all manner of things up
But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose GÖÑ
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
2100
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Posted - 2017.03.21 03:01:18 -
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Arrendis wrote:Crayons wrote:Now, I don't know much about woman on tree action, but wouldn't there be splinters in province des oohlala? Splinters tend to come from deadwood. As long as it's still live, strong, and has enough tree-goo in it to be supple, at most you're working about rough bark and a few knots. And really, even Di wouldn't complain those. She's already speculating on Elmund's woody prowess.
She can keep speculating. My wood's already claimed and she doesn't share.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Malthus Aurelius
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
25
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Posted - 2017.03.21 04:53:25 -
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And here I am almost losing my damned job for sleeping with a supervisor.
A couple subordinates on my mining frigate watch these holos in their free time, but I'm not partial to them. Whatever lets the men blow off some steam while we let the lasers do their work, long as it doesn't hurt our efficiency ratings.
That being said while the thought of going to one of these parties isn't necessarily revolting, I have neither the time, money, nor class to even THINK of this stuff. Work to do and no other volunteers. |
Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
914
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Posted - 2017.03.23 16:51:59 -
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Indeed, down with this sort of thing!
Odelya dGÇÖHanguest, Begum of Palas and Lustrevik etc. pp. Lady High Chancellor of the Royal Khanid Capsuleer Council |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2335
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Posted - 2017.03.23 17:53:02 -
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Odelya d'Hanguest wrote:Indeed, down with this sort of thing!
Odelya dGÇÖHanguest, Begum of Palas and Lustrevik etc. pp. Lady High Chancellor of the Royal Khanid Capsuleer Council Down is an optimal way to go in these sorts of situations.....
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
76
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Posted - 2017.03.23 22:26:13 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Odelya d'Hanguest wrote:Indeed, down with this sort of thing!
Odelya dGÇÖHanguest, Begum of Palas and Lustrevik etc. pp. Lady High Chancellor of the Royal Khanid Capsuleer Council Down is an optimal way to go in these sorts of situations.....
I've been out of the loop for a while, but I must admit that, since returning from planetside, I've enjoyed reading your comments and like the cut of your jib
But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose GÖÑ
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Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1941
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Posted - 2017.03.23 22:33:00 -
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Why is this thread not dead yet?
Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle
Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade
Lord Consort of House Sarum
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Persephone Alleile
Tartarus Covert Operations
357
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Posted - 2017.03.23 22:34:49 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:Why is this thread not dead yet? It has the word 'orgy' in the title. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3113
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Posted - 2017.03.24 09:47:52 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote: Maybe I should point out that people may fornicate for reasons other than making children?
By the way, expect a petabyte-size datadisc filled to the brim with raunchy pornography featuring all the things I mentioned to be contracted to you by this weekend. It will be contracted to your reserved hangar in Jita.
Or I will just contact a locator agent to find your home station and have the datadisc shipped there by a third party courier.
Those who fornicate for reasons other than making children, they are not "people", they are sick perverts and subhumans.
Contract denied.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Anshar Incorporated Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
81
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Posted - 2017.03.30 01:14:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Those who fornicate for reasons other than making children, they are not "people", they are sick perverts and subhumans.
Contract denied.
I love it when you talk dirty and be strict with me
But here is the blood still and all the perfumes of Aridia will not sweeten this little rose GÖÑ
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Lasairiona Raske
Akagi Initiative Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
278
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Posted - 2017.03.30 08:36:49 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote: Maybe I should point out that people may fornicate for reasons other than making children?
By the way, expect a petabyte-size datadisc filled to the brim with raunchy pornography featuring all the things I mentioned to be contracted to you by this weekend. It will be contracted to your reserved hangar in Jita.
Or I will just contact a locator agent to find your home station and have the datadisc shipped there by a third party courier.
Those who fornicate for reasons other than making children, they are not "people", they are sick perverts and subhumans. Contract denied.
I'm so very glad I'm a pervert and subhuman |
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