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Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies
Violent Society
173
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Posted - 2011.12.29 08:25:00 -
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Chribba said this in relation to why SWTOR is not Greater then EVE and it dawned on me.
Chribba wrote:and no chuck norris 
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE
truestorybro
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Ifly Uwalk
Concentrated Evil
Mining For Profit Alliance
86
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Posted - 2011.12.29 08:40:00 -
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Chribba was about to post in his Holy Veldspar channel how to fix low-sec, null-sec and FW with just one line of code.
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Then Mintchip came in.  |
Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies
Violent Society
174
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Posted - 2011.12.29 08:49:00 -
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Ifly Uwalk wrote:Chribba was about to post in his Holy Veldspar channel how to fix low-sec, null-sec and FW with just one line of code. . . . Then Mintchip came in.
Everyday at 11:00 Chribba logs out, now a days 15 mins later he logs back in.
We call this downtime. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
276
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Posted - 2011.12.29 09:17:00 -
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Darth A30NZ wrote:Ifly Uwalk wrote:Chribba was about to post in his Holy Veldspar channel how to fix low-sec, null-sec and FW with just one line of code. . . . Then Mintchip came in. Everyday at 11:00 Chribba logs out, now a days 15 mins later he logs back in. We call this downtime.
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Endeavour Starfleet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
100
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Posted - 2011.12.29 10:12:00 -
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Nullsec is covered with many alliances because CHUCK NORRIS allows them to live! |
CausticS0da
Viziam
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2011.12.29 10:36:00 -
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Chuck Norris is a right wing Tea Party supporter who features on TV adverts for World of Warcraft? Take your Barrens chat back to WoW and don't come back until youve hit puberty. Chribba, you're too old to be using dead memes for that matter. |
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
100
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Posted - 2011.12.29 10:37:00 -
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Chibbra also has a beard and a hot wife? Then uses tv ads to advertise the programs he has? |
Pok Nibin
Viziam
Amarr Empire
54
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Posted - 2011.12.29 10:39:00 -
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The day Chribba makes a few of my alimony payments is the day I'll start worshipping Chribba...not that I'd touch the Holy Veldspar...oh nooooooo!! (Isn't Mintchip pushing 40 about now?)
Don't fight it.-á Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs.-á You know you want to. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
1346
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Posted - 2011.12.29 10:47:00 -
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Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c
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Palmput
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
10
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:03:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c
What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen. |
xynix
Sanctus Vita
Lizard Kings
5
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:30:00 -
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Palmput wrote:Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.
Its Chribbascript, the one language above all else |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
277
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:37:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c
Super
Chribba God of ALL High sec |
Nebula Terron
Wolf's in Sheep's Clothing
14
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:40:00 -
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Palmput wrote:Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.
It's written in Chribba
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Solstice Project
Cult of Personality
351
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:41:00 -
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Still haven't watched your videos.
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
Solstice Project
Cult of Personality
351
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:43:00 -
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btw, your alt isn't even annoying,
but gives opportunity for a ban. :)
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies
Violent Society
185
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:43:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:Still haven't watched your videos.
But the mighty Chribba has and thou must follow his example lest we be forgiven not. |
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
261
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:49:00 -
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Palmput wrote:
What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.
SQL |
Danbar Roth
The Elysian Agoge
Elysian Empire
22
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Posted - 2011.12.29 11:50:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c
No Chribba, Dont change all low and null to hi-sec. That would be a very bad idea :-) |
Gummy Plaude
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.12.29 12:34:00 -
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Helicity Boson is Chribba's evil twin |
David Grogan
The Motley Crew Reborn
249
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Posted - 2011.12.29 13:30:00 -
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Palmput wrote:Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.
its it programming language called CQL
Carebear Query Language
Everytime you buy something that says "made in china" you are helping the rising unemployment in your own country unless you are from china, Buy locally produced goods and help create more jobs. |
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
50
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Posted - 2011.12.29 13:31:00 -
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When the real Chuck Norris sees Chribba he will start mining Veldspar in Texas |
Cpt Greagor
Liquid Relief
80
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Posted - 2011.12.29 14:06:00 -
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Gummy Plaude wrote:Helicity Boson is Chribba's evil twin
Not his evil twin, Helicity is Bruce Lee. |
ElQuirko
The Demonfuge Malevolent Fan Club
68
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Posted - 2011.12.29 14:08:00 -
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Chribba is gay. 'Nuff said. Mintchip proves nothing. |
Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
175
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Posted - 2011.12.29 14:18:00 -
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Veldspar checks its belt for Chribba.
I Support the Goons! |
Metal Icarus
xHELLonEARTHx
Rookie Empire
36
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Posted - 2011.12.29 14:21:00 -
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You guys ever consider how Chuck Norris is the way he is because he wants to be like Chribba?
Norris is a wannabe old loser, now Chribba on the other hand....
See that rookie ship with veldspar you get everytime you lose your ship? That's Chribba giving you a hint. |
Dr Sodius
State War Academy
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2011.12.29 14:36:00 -
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when chuck norris is going to sleep, he is wearing a pyjama with a picture of chribba on it! |
SmegB
Onyx Brotherhood
STR8NGE BREW
14
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Posted - 2011.12.29 15:06:00 -
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Darth A30NZ wrote:Chribba said this in relation to why SWTOR is not Greater then EVE and it dawned on me. Chribba wrote:and no chuck norris Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE truestorybro
Just sleep with him instead of posting in the forums because you obviously want to. |
Chuc Morris
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2011.12.29 16:44:00 -
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Darth A30NZ wrote:Chribba said this in relation to why SWTOR is not Greater then EVE and it dawned on me. Chribba wrote:and no chuck norris Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE truestorybro
Yes, he's a nice bro
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Kwilyn Bathana
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2011.12.29 17:35:00 -
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In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.
I'd say Chribba is tied right now.....6 years still undeated in the Veldspar ring. Perhaps he's ahead on the not having his nose broken thing. |
Endeavour Starfleet
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
453
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Posted - 2011.12.29 21:54:00 -
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CausticS0da wrote:Chuck Norris is a right wing Tea Party supporter who features on TV adverts for World of Warcraft? Take your Barrens chat back to WoW and don't come back until youve hit puberty. Chribba, you're too old to be using dead memes for that matter.
For one thing we are speaking of Chuck Norris the character, the meme, the act. Not the actor himself.
Also the limited about of political stuff he has done has not worked well for those he supported at all. Not nearly the impact he expected. Didn't follow through to the polls.
Its funny and works well as a meme dear geez stop acting like its so bad just because he is right wing. |
IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
V.A.S.T.
227
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Posted - 2011.12.29 21:59:00 -
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xynix wrote:Palmput wrote:Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen. Its Chribbascript, the one language above all else
I happen to know for a fact that Chribba speaks in Binary, but he will compile it into english so the rest of us may bask in his reverent glory.
'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you. |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
657
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Posted - 2011.12.29 22:01:00 -
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It is written that Chribba mines for our sins, and that the unnatural light that occurs in any system suffereing an Incursion is due to Chribba refusing to look upon the sinful nature of the Sansha.
Revenge should not stop at the ship!
It's not so much a mission statement,-áit's more like a family motto. |
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
20
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Posted - 2011.12.29 22:03:00 -
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IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:xynix wrote:Palmput wrote:Chribba wrote:Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.
Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...
UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'
/c What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen. Its Chribbascript, the one language above all else I happen to know for a fact that Chribba speaks in Binary, but he will compile it into english so the rest of us may bask in his reverent glory.
Chribba can update the Tranquility database just by posting Chribbascript on the forums. |
Philboyd Benoit
4
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Posted - 2011.12.29 22:37:00 -
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2 months ago, I might have agreed with the whole Chuck Norris is awesome thing and Chribba... BUT chuck norris has lost my respect. because of THIS The chuck is WEAK. Chribba is Better then chuck! No more chuck for me! bleh! |
Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies
Violent Society
202
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Posted - 2011.12.29 23:22:00 -
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Everyday the roids that were mined reappear.
Thanks Chribba. |
Nex apparatu5
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
106
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Posted - 2011.12.30 00:22:00 -
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One time, a group of pilots tried to take Chribba's station.
They succeeded.
Wait, what was this thread about again? |
xwolfi
1
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Posted - 2011.12.30 04:01:00 -
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Nex apparatu5 wrote:One time, a group of pilots tried to take Chribba's station.
They succeeded.
Wait, what was this thread about again?
It was about a joke concerning Chribba and similarities with the Chuck Norris meme (I know it's hard for non-native english speakers so don't worry :p )
And when Chribba will strop mining Veldspar, the planets waiting in awe for him to finish his work will start spinning again around their suns. |
Darth A30NZ
Society Of New Eden Studies
Violent Society
204
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Posted - 2011.12.30 05:09:00 -
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I found this in my Char tab.
True Amarrians are proud and supercilious, with a great sense of tradition and ancestry. They are considered arrogant and tyrannical by most others. The Empire's defeat at the hands of Chribba, and the Minmatar uprising that followed, left an indelible mark on Amarrian culture. This double failure, a turning point in their history, has shaped an entire generation of policy and philosophy among the imperial elite. |
Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
42
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Posted - 2011.12.30 05:10:00 -
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How did I wind up in barrens chat?
Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha |
Azitek
Astrum Tech
Pina Colada Armada
26
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Posted - 2011.12.30 06:33:00 -
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Chribba doesn't have to mine veldspar, it asks permission to board his ship. |
Trainwreck McGee
Ghost Ship Inc.
177
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Posted - 2011.12.30 07:20:00 -
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And WoW is the EVE of Chuck Norris therefore
PANDA PARTY
CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool |
Selinate
192
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Posted - 2011.12.30 07:24:00 -
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Seems like he's the giant teddy bear of Eve...
But whatever floats your boat. |
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